In our last episode, we learn how to drink tea, build human towers, watch the sunset forever and find the Ian inside all of us.

Beefily Ever After

Peter Sagal

We learn what happened to a two-thousand year-old toe, and what to do when our voices make you sick.

Freedom, Justice, or Peter Sagal

Devil In The White City author Erik Larson helps us write gooder, and we tell you how to snack silently at the movies.

StoryCorn

Mark Bittman helps us answer a very creepy question, and we learn who's helping the Obamas move.

We Accidentally Made A Halloween Episode

How to talk to fish and protect your yard signs.

Romancing The Cod

We help you brush that dirt off your shoulder and get the most out of your Reese's.

Trust Him On The Frustum

We tell you how to get deep and how to fake childhood memories.

The Never-Ending Cave

A listener needs help opening his Velcro bag quietly, so we call in the military.

The Sound of Silence

How to get people to remember your name and find thousands of worms. Note: this episode talks about curse words but bleeps them out. It's educational, but there's a lot of cursing.

Fiddlin', Gruntin', Snorin' and Carlin'

We tell you how to keep your fries crispy and make your friends cry.

The Champ

We're half advice show, half survival guide. We answer all your questions, from how to find a date, to how to find water in the desert.

Terrific

😀 love this.              In the pee Rex was there 20 dinosaurs 🦖?

How To Do Everything

How to get your corn off the cob, ref an NFL game, name your modern Swedish furniture, and more!

Corn, Refs, and Ikea

How much money is there on the planet? We investigate.

Planet, Money

How to distract someone you love, and a surprising discovery in Queen Elizabeth's art collection.

Trash Talk & Art

How to find alternatives for the f-word, cook your chicken in the most spectacular way possible, and stop using exclamation points! That was our last one.

F-Bombs, Chicken, and Exclamation Points

How to lie about your secret mission and talk about strikes. Plus info about the How To meetup in Atlanta.

Strikes and Alibis

How to take a photograph of your cat, talk to your dog, talk to a British person, and talk to a British dog.

The Dog Has Something To Tell You

With how-to advice from a bunch of Olympians and Patrick Stewart.

The Only Olympics Guide You'll Ever Need

Why you do what you do when you've really gotta go.

The Pee Dance

How to start your day and clean the ceiling.

Headphones Recommended For This Episode

How to talk beer, write an obituary and make the best of a badly timed one night stand.

Beer, One Night Stands and Bleeping Bleep

How to stop that email you shouldn't have sent, and how to swim a lap. Plus: a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Laps & Laptops

Special guest Nick Offerman solves your biggest problem, and who to call when a killer asteroid is on its way.

Science Hotline Bling

This week we learn how to care for a new mustache, pick a pocket square and recover from an embarrassing video.

Pocket Squares, Mustaches and Secret Videos

We tell you how to prepare for your presidential debate, fix your old Nintendo games and begin our most ambitious project ever.

Public Toilets, Debate Prep and Nintendo

How to blend into the background, and harness the secret power of watermelon.

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

How to deter thieves, tell a bedtime story, hum a song, and find sunken treasure.

Goodnight Goose

How to leave a message, send a message, and destroy drones.

Leave a Message at the Beep

How to avoid a bad bee sting, get back at bad Facebook posters, and look cool when you're carrying a Trapper Keeper.

Yes, No, and Present

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