Ranked #1
Corn, Refs, and Ikea
Corn, Refs, and Ikea
How to get your corn off the cob, ref an NFL game, name your modern Swedish furniture, and more!
7 Sep 2012
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Ranked #2
Planet, Money
Planet, Money
How much money is there on the planet? We investigate.
3 Sep 2015
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8mins
Ranked #3
Trash Talk & Art
Trash Talk & Art
How to distract someone you love, and a surprising discovery in Queen Elizabeth's art collection.
19 Nov 2015
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15mins
Ranked #4
F-Bombs, Chicken, and Exclamation Points
F-Bombs, Chicken, and Exclamation Points
How to find alternatives for the f-word, cook your chicken in the most spectacular way possible, and stop using exclamat... Read more
21 Apr 2015
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18mins
Ranked #5
Strikes and Alibis
Strikes and Alibis
How to lie about your secret mission and talk about strikes. Plus info about the How To meetup in Atlanta.
14 Sep 2012
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Ranked #6
The Dog Has Something To Tell You
The Dog Has Something To Tell You
How to take a photograph of your cat, talk to your dog, talk to a British person, and talk to a British dog.
17 Sep 2015
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24mins
Ranked #7
Fiddlin', Gruntin', Snorin' and Carlin'
Fiddlin', Gruntin', Snorin' and Carlin'
How to get people to remember your name and find thousands of worms. Note: this episode talks about curse words but blee... Read more
23 Sep 2016
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22mins
Ranked #8
The Only Olympics Guide You'll Ever Need
The Only Olympics Guide You'll Ever Need
With how-to advice from a bunch of Olympians and Patrick Stewart.
5 Aug 2016
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27mins
Ranked #9
The Pee Dance
The Pee Dance
Why you do what you do when you've really gotta go.
11 Jun 2016
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17mins
Ranked #10
Headphones Recommended For This Episode
Headphones Recommended For This Episode
How to start your day and clean the ceiling.
18 Mar 2016
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21mins
Ranked #11
Beer, One Night Stands and Bleeping Bleep
Beer, One Night Stands and Bleeping Bleep
How to talk beer, write an obituary and make the best of a badly timed one night stand.
29 Apr 2013
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Ranked #12
Laps & Laptops
Laps & Laptops
How to stop that email you shouldn't have sent, and how to swim a lap. Plus: a friend in need is a friend indeed.
21 Jan 2015
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20mins
Ranked #13
The Sound of Silence
The Sound of Silence
A listener needs help opening his Velcro bag quietly, so we call in the military.
30 Sep 2016
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11mins
Ranked #14
Science Hotline Bling
Science Hotline Bling
Special guest Nick Offerman solves your biggest problem, and who to call when a killer asteroid is on its way.
19 Feb 2016
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15mins
Ranked #15
Pocket Squares, Mustaches and Secret Videos
Pocket Squares, Mustaches and Secret Videos
This week we learn how to care for a new mustache, pick a pocket square and recover from an embarrassing video.
20 Sep 2012
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Ranked #16
Public Toilets, Debate Prep and Nintendo
Public Toilets, Debate Prep and Nintendo
We tell you how to prepare for your presidential debate, fix your old Nintendo games and begin our most ambitious projec... Read more
5 Oct 2012
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Ranked #17
Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs
Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs
How to blend into the background, and harness the secret power of watermelon.
17 Jun 2016
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21mins
Ranked #18
Goodnight Goose
Goodnight Goose
How to deter thieves, tell a bedtime story, hum a song, and find sunken treasure.
18 Dec 2015
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27mins
Ranked #19
Leave a Message at the Beep
Leave a Message at the Beep
How to leave a message, send a message, and destroy drones.
5 Feb 2016
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24mins
Ranked #20
Yes, No, and Present
Yes, No, and Present
How to avoid a bad bee sting, get back at bad Facebook posters, and look cool when you're carrying a Trapper Keeper.
22 Apr 2016
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24mins