Julius Caesar, unsatisfied with his ending, comes back from the dead to rewrite the show Xena Warrior Princess. Will Xena and Gabrielle still fall in love, or will they meet a different, more tragic fate? Alti also returns and Chris throws a legit tantrum. Anyway, the people need to eat, so don't forget to allocate your grain. Rewrite your fate so you can join us to discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 18: When Fates Collide Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

Julius Caesar, unsatisfied with his ending, comes back from the dead to rewrite the show Xena Warrior Princess. Will Xena and Gabrielle still fall in love, or will they meet a different, more tragic fate? Alti also returns and Chris throws a legit tantrum. Anyway, the people need to eat, so don't forget to allocate your grain. Rewrite your fate so you can join us to discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 18: When Fates Collide Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allyspock" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allyspock</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S6E18 - Across the Caesarverse

The victory lap continues, with Chris and Ally are well on their way to seeing Xena Warrior Princess to completion. But first, they must contend with yet another human/centaur birth, and all the awful logistics leading up to such an unconscionable abomonation. We also get Xena as a bad stepmom, some weird character assassination for Gabrielle, and the return of some dodgy centaur special effects. Come and learn about the values of the digital versatile disc as we discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 17: Last of the Centaurs Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

The victory lap continues, with Chris and Ally are well on their way to seeing Xena Warrior Princess to completion. But first, they must contend with yet another human/centaur birth, and all the awful logistics leading up to such an unconscionable abomonation. We also get Xena as a bad stepmom, some weird character assassination for Gabrielle, and the return of some dodgy centaur special effects. Come and learn about the values of the digital versatile disc as we discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 17: Last of the Centaurs Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allyspock" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allyspock</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S6E17 - Friendtaur to the Centaurs

Isn't it rich? Xena and Gab? Lesbian heroes of old...cloned in a lab? In a time of modern struggles and civil unrest, the nation cried out for a hero, and a reincarnated sorcerer teams up with some losers to clone a few. Today's episode is a diagetic clip show, a style of episode that Xena Warrior Princess has gotten quite good at. We talk jokes, bathrooms, and the wide spectrum of the way a show treats its fans. From Sherlock to Supernatural to House MD, you always have to ask: are they laughing with us, or at us? Come and learn about the values of the digital versatile disc as we discuss Xena Warrior Princess  Season 6 Episode 16: Send in the Clones Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

Isn't it rich? Xena and Gab? Lesbian heroes of old...cloned in a lab? In a time of modern struggles and civil unrest, the nation cried out for a hero, and a reincarnated sorcerer teams up with some losers to clone a few. Today's episode is a diagetic clip show, a style of episode that Xena Warrior Princess has gotten quite good at. We talk jokes, bathrooms, and the wide spectrum of the way a show treats its fans. From Sherlock to Supernatural to House MD, you always have to ask: are they laughing with us, or at us? Come and learn about the values of the digital versatile disc as we discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 16: Send in the Clones Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allyspock" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allyspock</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S6E16 - Don't Bother, They're Here...

When a warlord with a grudge captures the Amazon queen, ancient green World War II breaks out! Is this the end of the Amazons? Might be! Join Chris and Ally as we watch this strong nation get blown up on a beach like Saving Private Ryan. Go 'Zons! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 15: To Helicon and Back Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

When a warlord with a grudge captures the Amazon queen, ancient green World War II breaks out! Is this the end of the Amazons? Might be! Join Chris and Ally as we watch this strong nation get blown up on a beach like Saving Private Ryan. Go 'Zons! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 15: To Helicon and Back Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allyspock" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allyspock</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S6E15 - Ancient Greek Geneva Convention Violations

Join us as we recall the famous tale of the scorpion and the, uh... swan? After giving the god of war his god powers back, Xena now has to contend with the consequences: the Amazons are doing war crimes! Also, will Eve's dark past finally catch up to her? Will she be put to death like a Batman villain? Find out in her FINAL episode of Xena Warrior Princess! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 14: Path of Vengeance Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

Join us as we recall the famous tale of the scorpion and the, uh... swan? After giving the god of war his god powers back, Xena now has to contend with the consequences: the Amazons are doing war crimes! Also, will Eve's dark past finally catch up to her? Will she be put to death like a Batman villain? Find out in her FINAL episode of Xena Warrior Princess! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 14: Path of Vengeance Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allyspock" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allyspock</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S6E14 - Mixed Martial Amazons

How far would you go to get the scoop? Modern day journalist Nigel travels from heaven to hell and everywhere in between to find out the truth about Xena Warrior Princess, (and her relationship to Gabrielle). Season 6 is wilding out, and this "fun but weird" episode really surprised us. We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 13: You Are There Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

How far would you go to get the scoop? Modern day journalist Nigel travels from heaven to hell and everywhere in between to find out the truth about Xena Warrior Princess, (and her relationship to Gabrielle). Season 6 is wilding out, and this "fun but weird" episode really surprised us. We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 13: You Are There Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allyspock" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allyspock</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S6E13 - I Can't Believe It's Not a Clip Show!

It's time, folks. We're finally doing it: We're cancelling Caligula. This oddball episode felt like dropping in on a random episode of a tv show you've never seen... so we got special guest and Sailor Business cohost Betty Felon (@bettyfelon) to drop in on a random episode of a tv show they've never seen! We cover all the classic Xena bases: gods, fights, angels, sexy dancing, and a classic sapphic bathing scene, and we finally answer the age-old question: was Xena real? We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 12: The God You Know Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

It's time, folks. We're finally doing it: We're cancelling Caligula. This oddball episode felt like dropping in on a random episode of a tv show you've never seen... so we got special guest and Sailor Business cohost Betty Felon (<a href="https://twitter.com/bettyfelon" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@bettyfelon</a>) to drop in on a random episode of a tv show they've never seen! We cover all the classic Xena bases: gods, fights, angels, sexy dancing, and a classic sapphic bathing scene, and we finally answer the age-old question: was Xena real? We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 12: The God You Know Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allyspock" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allyspock</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S6E12 - Little Boots

This episode shows that having the high ground does not always provide you with the advantage. Xena may have met her equal match in Morlock, and teams up with a rebellious young amazon who, you guessed it, has a lot to learn. Renee O’Connor returns to the directors chair, bringing us one of the most unique and notable fight setpieces of the entire series. We're playing Jenga, and we're doing it Texas style! We are joined by special guest and noted Xena incarnate Tami Potter (@WarriorPrincessCosplay) talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 11: Dangerous Prey Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

This episode shows that having the high ground does not always provide you with the advantage. Xena may have met her equal match in Morlock, and teams up with a rebellious young amazon who, you guessed it, has a lot to learn. Renee O’Connor returns to the directors chair, bringing us one of the most unique and notable fight setpieces of the entire series. We're playing Jenga, and we're doing it Texas style! We are joined by special guest and noted Xena incarnate Tami Potter (<a href="https://www.instagram.com/warriorprincesscosplay/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@WarriorPrincessCosplay</a>) talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 11: Dangerous Prey Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allyspock" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allyspock</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S6E11 - A Time of Ancient Logs

After a heavy trilogy of action, intrigue and character growth, we take a step back to reconnect with life's simple pleasures, as Xena and Gabrielle help Ares go undercover as a farmer, and ask the hard hitting questions, like: How are ya at shovelin’ shit? In the wise words of Chris Sims: “There is a real giving up aspect to this episode.” We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 10: Old Ares Had a Farm Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

After a heavy trilogy of action, intrigue and character growth, we take a step back to reconnect with life's simple pleasures, as Xena and Gabrielle help Ares go undercover as a farmer, and ask the hard hitting questions, like: How are ya at shovelin’ shit? In the wise words of Chris Sims: “There is a real giving up aspect to this episode.” We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 10: Old Ares Had a Farm Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allyspock" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allyspock</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S6E10 - Dark Shingo of the Soul

Despite their different opinions on the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Chris and Ally join up for a real Phase 4 treat, and to celebrate Sam Raimi's long-awaited return to the director's chair. This is a commentary track, and can be listened to while you watch Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

Despite their different opinions on the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Chris and Ally join up for a real Phase 4 treat, and to celebrate Sam Raimi's long-awaited return to the director's chair. This is a commentary track, and can be listened to while you watch Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness! Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allyspock" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allyspock</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) Commentary Track... The COMMENTARAIMI

A mighty podcast forged in the heat of battle, all about Xena Warrior Princess!

What a perfect time to watch my Xena DVD’s and follow along with the Podcasts!!

Finally!! Xena fans dream

So great to have such fun commentary on something that was so important to me growing up!

Somehow stretch a 43 min episode to 1.5 hours and it totally rocks!

Xena Warrior Business

Joxer, aka a "little nothing boy", is beaten within an inch of his life by a shady casino mogul. Sounds like a great set-up for some heist hijinks and absolute tomfoolery! Chris and Ally learn that gambling is bad actually, but more importantly, Ally, like Joxer, gets herself ENTIRELY bamboozled! (it's really embarassing.) Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

Joxer, aka a "little nothing boy", is beaten within an inch of his life by a shady casino mogul. Sounds like a great set-up for some heist hijinks and absolute tomfoolery! Chris and Ally learn that gambling is bad actually, but more importantly, Ally, like Joxer, gets herself ENTIRELY bamboozled! (it's really embarassing.) Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S3E15 - Ally Got Conned!

From fangirl to beloved wife, Gabrielle has gone through a considerable glow-up. This Valentine's Day episode does exactly what it says on the tin, documenting just a normal day in the life of living with a living legent, aka, domestic bliss with Xena and Gabrielle, two married wives who love each other. Special guest Ally Brinken (@AllyBrinken) returns as we ask if it's really possible to cook with Xena's juices and make fun of Gabrielle's very obvious praise kink. Pour one out for Gabrielle's frying pan, though. We'll be talking about Season 2, Episode 15 of Xena Warrior Princess: A Day in the Life, which is arguably one of the best episodes of the entire show! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

From fangirl to beloved wife, Gabrielle has gone through a considerable glow-up. This Valentine's Day episode does exactly what it says on the tin, documenting just a normal day in the life of living with a living legent, aka, domestic bliss with Xena and Gabrielle, two married wives who love each other. Special guest Ally Brinken (<a href="https://twitter.com/AllyBrinken" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@AllyBrinken</a>) returns as we ask if it's really possible to cook with Xena's juices and make fun of Gabrielle's very obvious praise kink. Pour one out for Gabrielle's frying pan, though. We'll be talking about Season 2, Episode 15 of Xena Warrior Princess: A Day in the Life, which is arguably one of the best episodes of the entire show! Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S2E15 - Hottest Warrior in the Butt-Kicking Biz

Hudson Leick and her outie are back for this iconic episode: The Return of Callisto! But have you heardicus? Guess who’s ALSO back: It’s Perdicus! It’s reunions left and right here as Gabrielle, uh, marries her old boyfriend??? We learn that if you give a Greg an inch, he’ll Greg up a whole mile. But what is a Greg? Why, it’s what we call the one-off, disposable love interests used as the wedge that politically correct 90s television just loved to jam between Xena and Gabrielle. And who better to join us for this ultimate Gregisode than the original Greg himself: Greg Musselman (@Eurogerg), who, as a martial artist, has actually seen the pinch done in real life! We also have some thoughts on Joxer’s relationship with THE FRIEND ZONE, because why not. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

Hudson Leick and her outie are back for this iconic episode: The Return of Callisto! But have you heardicus? Guess who’s ALSO back: It’s Perdicus! It’s reunions left and right here as Gabrielle, uh, marries her old boyfriend??? We learn that if you give a Greg an inch, he’ll Greg up a whole mile. But what is a Greg? Why, it’s what we call the one-off, disposable love interests used as the wedge that politically correct 90s television just loved to jam between Xena and Gabrielle. And who better to join us for this ultimate Gregisode than the original Greg himself: Greg Musselman (<a href="https://twitter.com/Eurogerg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@Eurogerg</a>), who, as a martial artist, has actually seen the pinch done in real life! We also have some thoughts on Joxer’s relationship with THE FRIEND ZONE, because why not. Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S2E5 - BLONDZ R GEWD

Hey Amazon, wanna go for a ride? We're finally in double digits all around, friends, so you know what that means. Time for Chris and Allison to behold a TRIUMPH of special effects artistry, a horse... that's also a dude. We've got a rectangle wrapped in hair (a centaur), the word of the day (tatty), and maybe the worst facial hair in the history of television. Anyway, they're women, they're horses, they're centaurs, they're men: YOU GET IT! We're joined by special guest Emma Lawson (@emmalawson), a librarian and fellow ComicAlliance friend!  Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

Hey Amazon, wanna go for a ride? We're finally in double digits all around, friends, so you know what that means. Time for Chris and Allison to behold a TRIUMPH of special effects artistry, a horse... that's also a dude. We've got a rectangle wrapped in hair (a centaur), the word of the day (tatty), and maybe the worst facial hair in the history of television. Anyway, they're women, they're horses, they're centaurs, they're men: YOU GET IT! We're joined by special guest Emma Lawson (<a href="https://twitter.com/emmalawson" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@emmalawson</a>), a librarian and fellow ComicAlliance friend!  Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

Episode 11 - What Y'all Ladies Get Up To When There's No Guys Around

Mnemosyne Mnonsense

Despite taking the time to proactively overcome her issues in multiple episodes now, Gabrielle seems to be struggling once again with the memory of her past misdeeds. Enchanted breasts and selective memory loss run rampant in this otherwise tedious clip show, which actually feels quite erotic on paper despite falling short in the execution. Considering what the show still has in store for Gabrielle, it feels valid enough to rehash her backstory. But was the least erotic sponge bath scene in television history really necessary? Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

Despite taking the time to proactively overcome her issues in multiple episodes now, Gabrielle seems to be struggling once again with the memory of her past misdeeds. Enchanted breasts and selective memory loss run rampant in this otherwise tedious clip show, which actually feels quite erotic on paper despite falling short in the execution. Considering what the show still has in store for Gabrielle, it feels valid enough to rehash her backstory. But was the least erotic sponge bath scene in television history really necessary? Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S3E17 - Mnemosyne Mnonsense

There are no New Zealand actors on Black Sails (that we know of), but that doesn’t stop us from having Daphne Olive (@daphneolive) as our guest! In this episode, we learn that you don’t have to become a lesbian if you already ARE a lesbian. Bacchus/Dionysus is the myth du jour, and between coding, the social climate of the late 90s, and men controlling the narrative of women’s sexuality, there’s a lot to unpack. There's also some glorious 90s trip hop, as Daphne relives her 20s and Ally relives her days in the Matrix fandom. But mostly, it's just us rolling our eyes at the old dated belief that the gas are out to convert the straights. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

There are no New Zealand actors on Black Sails (that we know of), but that doesn’t stop us from having Daphne Olive (<a href="https://twitter.com/daphneolive" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@daphneolive</a>) as our guest! In this episode, we learn that you don’t have to become a lesbian if you already ARE a lesbian. Bacchus/Dionysus is the myth du jour, and between coding, the social climate of the late 90s, and men controlling the narrative of women’s sexuality, there’s a lot to unpack. There's also some glorious 90s trip hop, as Daphne relives her 20s and Ally relives her days in the Matrix fandom. But mostly, it's just us rolling our eyes at the old dated belief that the gas are out to convert the straights. Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S2E4 - One Man’s Vampire is Another Man’s Evil Lesbian

This episode took Chris's love of Autolycus and Ally's love of boat stuff and SPAT IN OUR FACES. A fuckboy, a toothman and a slave owner walk into a boat. What do you get? A boring, pretty useless episode where the only joy seemed to come from Lucy Lawless sending wet cabbages floating past Renee O'connor. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

This episode took Chris's love of Autolycus and Ally's love of boat stuff and SPAT IN OUR FACES. A fuckboy, a toothman and a slave owner walk into a boat. What do you get? A boring, pretty useless episode where the only joy seemed to come from Lucy Lawless sending wet cabbages floating past Renee O'connor. Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S3E19 - Wet Cabbages

After a slew of wacky hijinks episodes with zany fun and kooky jokes, it's time to get sad. Xena takes us back to uncanny valley, aka centaur hell, and not even Callisto can make this better. The Dan Scroll is bleak, the episode itself is bleak, and, spoiler alert, Ally cries in this one. What a way to spend Chris's birthday! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

After a slew of wacky hijinks episodes with zany fun and kooky jokes, it's time to get sad. Xena takes us back to uncanny valley, aka centaur hell, and not even Callisto can make this better. The Dan Scroll is bleak, the episode itself is bleak, and, spoiler alert, Ally cries in this one. What a way to spend Chris's birthday! Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S3E11 - Hope Floats

When Lucy Lawless fell off a horse, Hudson Leick took the reins! That's right, it's a Xena in Callisto's body episode, where we learn that the opposite of war isn't peace: it's losing your goddamn mind and starting a brawl over some discounted fishcakes. We are joined by special guest Alex Vernon, who once made her own Xena costume! Also... exactly what is the worthless piece of a centaur? Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

When Lucy Lawless fell off a horse, Hudson Leick took the reins! That's right, it's a Xena in Callisto's body episode, where we learn that the opposite of war isn't peace: it's losing your goddamn mind and starting a brawl over some discounted fishcakes. We are joined by special guest Alex Vernon, who once made her own Xena costume! Also... exactly what is the worthless piece of a centaur? Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S2E8 - Whose Body Is It Anyway?

After the high point that was The Bitter Suite, the decline of Xena Warrior Princess continues with FORGIVENESS, an episode that is almost as bad as the dreadlocks/mullet wig combo that it features. Does forgiveness come from within, or does it come from within one specific urn? Chris finally admits that Gabrielle is blonde (you have to hear it to believe it), and the show itself seems to have either forgotten its recent musical episode all about the catharsis of forgiveness, or maybe just retconned it entirely. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

After the high point that was The Bitter Suite, the decline of Xena Warrior Princess continues with FORGIVENESS, an episode that is almost as bad as the dreadlocks/mullet wig combo that it features. Does forgiveness come from within, or does it come from within one specific urn? Chris finally admits that Gabrielle is blonde (you have to hear it to believe it), and the show itself seems to have either forgotten its recent musical episode all about the catharsis of forgiveness, or maybe just retconned it entirely. Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S3E14 - White People Dreads

We’re perpetuating the war on Christmas by skipping A Solstice Carol (because we already talked about it last year) and jumping right into The Xena Scrolls, Chris’s ultimate favorite episode of Xena Warrior Princess! Special guest Annie Craton (@anniezard) returns to help us figure out if this episode is an actual clip show, or just a show with clips. But whatever it is, we know it DID inspire the entire concept of uber fic. And has Ally finally found a replacement for her Lymond obsession? FIND OUT NOW! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

We’re perpetuating the war on Christmas by skipping A Solstice Carol (<a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-02-xena-warrior-christmas/id1178527466?i=1000379150354&amp;mt=2" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">because we already talked about it last year</a>) and jumping right into The Xena Scrolls, Chris’s ultimate favorite episode of Xena Warrior Princess! Special guest Annie Craton (<a href="https://twitter.com/anniezard" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@anniezard</a>) returns to help us figure out if this episode is an actual clip show, or just a show with clips. But whatever it is, we know it DID inspire the entire concept of uber fic. And has Ally finally found a replacement for her Lymond obsession? FIND OUT NOW! Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S2E10 - Using Every Part of the Xena

So I heard you liked Xena podcasts, so we took your Xena podcast and we put a Xena podcast on your Xena podcast. That's right, Allison is joined by Katie, Livy and Vera from XENA WARRIOR PODCAST!!! Two podcasts, both alike in dignity, in fair New Greeceland where we lay our scene. Both Xena Warrior Business and Xena Warrior Podcast started at around the same time, and we felt it was appropriate for our powers to combine for this  In the immortal words of Stefon: this podcast has got EVERYTHING: laughter! lord seltzer! swapping bodies with a chicken! tobias menzies! all 3 different hair colors on gabrielle! cheekbones! mystery abs! xena's first time dying on screen! a new underdress for xena! did we mention LORD SELTZER!!! It's a CAN'T MISS episode for anyone who's ever wanted to listen to a Xena podcast but weren't sure where to start. But whatever you do, don't forget: XENA DID IT FIRST! Katie (@katetocci), Vera (@hollywoodgrrl) and Livy (@ponderouslivy) run a Xena podcast of their own (@XenaWarriorPod). Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

So I heard you liked Xena podcasts, so we took your Xena podcast and we put a Xena podcast on your Xena podcast. That's right, Allison is joined by Katie, Livy and Vera from <a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XENA WARRIOR PODCAST</a>!!! Two podcasts, both alike in dignity, in fair New Greeceland where we lay our scene. Both Xena Warrior Business and Xena Warrior Podcast started at around the same time, and we felt it was appropriate for our powers to combine for this  In the immortal words of Stefon: this podcast has got EVERYTHING: laughter! lord seltzer! swapping bodies with a chicken! tobias menzies! all 3 different hair colors on gabrielle! cheekbones! mystery abs! xena's first time dying on screen! a new underdress for xena! did we mention LORD SELTZER!!! It's a CAN'T MISS episode for anyone who's ever wanted to listen to a Xena podcast but weren't sure where to start. But whatever you do, don't forget: XENA DID IT FIRST! Katie (<a href="https://twitter.com/@katetocci" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@katetocci</a>), Vera (<a href="https://twitter.com/hollywoodgrrl" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@hollywoodgrrl</a>) and Livy (<a href="https://twitter.com/ponderouslivy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@ponderouslivy</a>) run a Xena podcast of their own (<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@XenaWarriorPod</a>). Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

Episode 23 - The Great Carbonated Xena Round Table! Xena Warrior Podcast Business!

What's better than an immortal god who hates you? TWO immortal gods who hates you! Hope you like low-budget mysticism, because this episode is full of it! Chris and Ally are joined by special guest Sheila Villari (@KittinExploits) to find out why, exactly, the Amazons don't throw parades. With Lucy Lawless still recovering from an injury, we that screentime's gotta go somewhere! Callisto is immortal (which happens on Hercules, so nobody really cares), but more importantly, Velaska survived and got herself some of that boob jello, too! Now she's the goddess of pickles. Yep. Join us as we dive into Necessary Evil, a necessary episode of Xena Warrior Princess that we have to talk about, I guess. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

What's better than an immortal god who hates you? TWO immortal gods who hates you! Hope you like low-budget mysticism, because this episode is full of it! Chris and Ally are joined by special guest Sheila Villari (<a href="https://twitter.com/KittinExploits" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@KittinExploits</a>) to find out why, exactly, the Amazons don't throw parades. With Lucy Lawless still recovering from an injury, we that screentime's gotta go somewhere! Callisto is immortal (which happens on Hercules, so nobody really cares), but more importantly, Velaska survived and got herself some of that boob jello, too! Now she's the goddess of pickles. Yep. Join us as we dive into Necessary Evil, a necessary episode of Xena Warrior Princess that we have to talk about, I guess. Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S2E14 - The Woman Shape

In the midst of Passover, Easter AND 4/20, Chris and Ally get together to talk about the midst of Renee O'Connor. That is... Gabrielle's abs! Honestly there is just so much talk about fake baby tummies and real washboard tummies, but only because Dahak is apparently AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE RELIGION AND THIS IS TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH. Will something finally come between Xena and Gabrielle? Will Xena break her rule of NOT KILLING THE BABIES? The third Moses story of Xena Warrior Princess TO DATE will answer all these questions and more, as well as give you a birth scene filmed exclusively in dutch angles. Also, please hire Chris and Ally to punch up your scripts. Please. They're so good. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

In the midst of Passover, Easter AND 4/20, Chris and Ally get together to talk about the midst of Renee O'Connor. That is... Gabrielle's abs! Honestly there is just so much talk about fake baby tummies and real washboard tummies, but only because Dahak is apparently AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE RELIGION AND THIS IS TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH. Will something finally come between Xena and Gabrielle? Will Xena break her rule of NOT KILLING THE BABIES? The third Moses story of Xena Warrior Princess TO DATE will answer all these questions and more, as well as give you a birth scene filmed exclusively in dutch angles. Also, please hire Chris and Ally to punch up your scripts. Please. They're so good. Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S3E5 - Gabrielle's Abs

If ever you needed a reminder that Chris and Ally are still slogging through season one, Gabrielle throws herself at yet another shitty Greg in the second episode in a row featuring a deity chained up somewhere. Only this time, instead of resulting in everyone's untimely death, now NOBODY can die. Their levels of pain and suffering may vary, but one fact remains: that this episode should probably have been called Death in CHAIR. So, come. Sit. Enjoy a sumptuous feast of earthly delights. We are joined by Elle Collins (@AnotherElle)!!! An expert in podcasting, they raise interesting points (queer people love Xena!) and ask tough questions (does Xena actually have super powers??). Elle, you remain the best. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

If ever you needed a reminder that Chris and Ally are still slogging through season one, Gabrielle throws herself at yet another shitty Greg in the second episode in a row featuring a deity chained up somewhere. Only this time, instead of resulting in everyone's untimely death, now NOBODY can die. Their levels of pain and suffering may vary, but one fact remains: that this episode should probably have been called Death in CHAIR. So, come. Sit. Enjoy a sumptuous feast of earthly delights. We are joined by Elle Collins (@<a href="https://twitter.com/AnotherElle" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">AnotherElle</a>)!!! An expert in podcasting, they raise interesting points (queer people love Xena!) and ask tough questions (does Xena actually have super powers??). Elle, you remain the best. Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

Episode 10 - Another Greg Bites the Dust

In a special Marvel edition of the podcast, Ally is joined by Laura Kammerman (laurizzlek) and Andrea Towers (_atowers), her friends from work! The women of marvel (not sponsored by Women of Marvel) talk about how Xena was challenging gender roles in the nineties, and things get personal when it comes to abandonment, self confidence, and relating to Xena as a strong and powerful woman. You better believe that Xena is more than just a "strong female character" trope on legs. Also, both of this episode's guests have been touched by greatness, as they have met both Hudson Leick (Callisto) and Lucky goddamn Lawless herself. Tune in to hear all the juicy details! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

In a special Marvel edition of the podcast, Ally is joined by Laura Kammerman (<a href="http://twitter.com/laurizzlek" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">laurizzlek</a>) and Andrea Towers (<a href="http://twitter.com/_atowers" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">_atowers)</a>, her friends from work! The women of marvel (not sponsored by Women of Marvel) talk about how Xena was challenging gender roles in the nineties, and things get personal when it comes to abandonment, self confidence, and relating to Xena as a strong and powerful woman. You better believe that Xena is more than just a "strong female character" trope on legs. Also, both of this episode's guests have been touched by greatness, as they have met both Hudson Leick (Callisto) and Lucky goddamn Lawless herself. Tune in to hear all the juicy details! Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

Episode 22 - She's Got Those Leadership Eyes

In our last episode of Xena Warrior Princess season 3, Chris and Ally discuss ceiling shields as an architectural staple. Hope has hatched from her cocoon and there is havoc to be wreaked. Also, please congratulate Gabrielle, she's going to be a grandma! Your hosts also give their final thoughts on the third season, which is to say: season 3 is dead, long live season 4! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 3 Episode 21: Sacrifice Part 2 Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

In our last episode of Xena Warrior Princess season 3, Chris and Ally discuss ceiling shields as an architectural staple. Hope has hatched from her cocoon and there is havoc to be wreaked. Also, please congratulate Gabrielle, she's going to be a grandma! Your hosts also give their final thoughts on the third season, which is to say: season 3 is dead, long live season 4! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 3 Episode 21: Sacrifice Part 2 Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S3E22 - 2 Sacri 2 Fice

Put a door around your wife's neck and backhand her across the face, because all is not well in The Debt part 2. Xena's basement is flooded, while Gabrielle's loyalty is not so much questioned as it is very poorly written. Cathy Leamy (@metrokitty) returns to scratch Ally and Chris's noses, and everyone finally (FINALLY!!!!!) learns where the term 'warrior princess' comes from! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

Put a door around your wife's neck and backhand her across the face, because all is not well in The Debt part 2. Xena's basement is flooded, while Gabrielle's loyalty is not so much questioned as it is very poorly written. Cathy Leamy (<a href="https://twitter.com/metrokitty" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@metrokitty</a>) returns to scratch Ally and Chris's noses, and everyone finally (FINALLY!!!!!) learns where the term 'warrior princess' comes from! Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S3E7 - Sapphic Skydancers

Karl Urban

There's a ton of firsts in this episode! The first time Xena was crucified, the first time Xena DIES and THE FIRST TIME XENA USED THE PINCH!! It also marks the first appearance of baby Karl Urban's 2nd role on the show... Julius Caesar! Special guest Shannon Manor (@shannonmanor) joins us to watch this fever dream unfold, where the focus turns from mythology to actual history, because apparently Julius Caesar really was ransomed by pirates, who he really did crucify afterwards. Buckle the f**k up, Hades. The ripples of Lucy Lawless's broken pelvis are still felt in this episode, and we are also FINALLY able to pin down exactly when in history Xena Warrior Princess actually takes place! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

There's a ton of firsts in this episode! The first time Xena was crucified, the first time Xena DIES and THE FIRST TIME XENA USED THE PINCH!! It also marks the first appearance of baby Karl Urban's 2nd role on the show... Julius Caesar! Special guest Shannon Manor (<a href="https://twitter.com/shannonmanor" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@shannonmanor</a>) joins us to watch this fever dream unfold, where the focus turns from mythology to actual history, because apparently Julius Caesar really was ransomed by pirates, who he really did crucify afterwards. Buckle the f**k up, Hades. The ripples of Lucy Lawless's broken pelvis are still felt in this episode, and we are also FINALLY able to pin down exactly when in history Xena Warrior Princess actually takes place! Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S2E12 - 600 Years of Karl Urban

Happy new year!! Chris and Ally are back and starting 2019 off strong! Special guest James D’Amato (@OneShotRPG), having somehow managed to actually watch the film, joins to talk about Hercules and Xena - The Animated Movie: The Battle for Mount Olympus, an film with incomprehensible stakes and a plot that could have been been solved with a single conversation. Some points brought up include the Jack Kirby-reminiscent character designs, Hanna-Barbera nostalgia, line weights(!!!!!), and the fact that Hercules doesn’t vote. We are also joined by a stock photo of a smiling Chinese woman watching TV. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

Happy new year!! Chris and Ally are back and starting 2019 off strong! Special guest James D’Amato (<a href="https://twitter.com/OneShotRPG" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@OneShotRPG</a>), having somehow managed to actually watch the film, joins to talk about Hercules and Xena - The Animated Movie: The Battle for Mount Olympus, an film with incomprehensible stakes and a plot that could have been been solved with a single conversation. Some points brought up include the Jack Kirby-reminiscent character designs, Hanna-Barbera nostalgia, line weights(!!!!!), and the fact that Hercules doesn’t vote. We are also joined by a stock photo of a smiling Chinese woman watching TV. Follow us on twitter: @<a href="https://twitter.com/xenawarriorbiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">XenaWarriorBiz</a> This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by <a href="http://twitter.com/barelysushi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@barelysushi</a>. The Dan Scrolls by <a href="https://twitter.com/dancassino" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@dancassino</a>. Podcast edited by <a href="http://twitter.com/allystawk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@allystawk</a>. Support us on patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness</a>

S3E0 - The Gods Are Wildly Impotent!

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