Ranked #1
5: On the Road to Rome (Paul's Letter to the Romans)
5: On the Road to Rome (Paul's Letter to the Romans)
"Therefore, any one of you who judges is without excuse, for when you judge another, you condemn yourself, since you, th... Read more
20 May 2018
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1hr 14mins
Ranked #2
1: Porky Party (The Book of Acts)
1: Porky Party (The Book of Acts)
"Look, you scoffers, marvel and vanish away, because I am doing a work in your days, a work that you will never believe,... Read more
8 Apr 2018
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1hr 18mins
Ranked #3
51: Jesus, Buffy (Halloween Chick Tracts)
51: Jesus, Buffy (Halloween Chick Tracts)
It's the spookiest day of the year, TheAWFULoi, and your humble Sons of ThUNDEAD are back at it with a deep dive into ou... Read more
29 Oct 2019
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1hr 33mins
Ranked #4
50: The TERF of Babylon (The Revelation of John)
50: The TERF of Babylon (The Revelation of John)
It's our 50th episode, Theophiloi, and that means it's time to get Apocalyptic! Join us as we embark on an extra-sized e... Read more
2 Oct 2019
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2hr 34mins
Ranked #5
16: Doamurder, West Virginia (The Book of Genesis, Part 1)
16: Doamurder, West Virginia (The Book of Genesis, Part 1)
Ever wonder why we have anxiety, Theophiloi? Perhaps it's because we're sitting down to examine and/or make goofs about ... Read more
19 Aug 2018
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1hr 57mins
Ranked #6
2: One Weird Trick (The Book of Daniel with Apocrypha)
2: One Weird Trick (The Book of Daniel with Apocrypha)
"Therefore I issue a decree that anyone of any people, nation, or language who says anything offensive against the God o... Read more
14 Apr 2018
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1hr 15mins
Ranked #7
51: Apocrypals Chris And Benito (The Book of Ecclesiastes)
51: Apocrypals Chris And Benito (The Book of Ecclesiastes)
CONTENT WARNING: This week's book deals with some pretty depressing ideas, which leads us to discuss depression and, bri... Read more
24 Nov 2019
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1hr 33mins
Ranked #8
43: Why Prophets So Nasty? (The Book of Jeremiah)
43: Why Prophets So Nasty? (The Book of Jeremiah)
Well, Theophiloi, it's been a hot minute, but we're back once again with the first half of Jeremiah, which is both the l... Read more
27 May 2019
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1hr 10mins
Ranked #9
44: Terms and Conditions (The Book of Jeremiah, Part 2)
44: Terms and Conditions (The Book of Jeremiah, Part 2)
The boys are back in town, Theophiloi, and we've got some breaking news: it seems the Kingdom of Judah has broken its co... Read more
23 Jun 2019
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1hr 27mins
Ranked #10
27: The Book of the Dynasty of God's Resisters (The First Book of Maccabees)
27: The Book of the Dynasty of God's Resisters (The First Book of Maccabees)
Chag sameach, Theophiloi! It's Hanukkah times, so we're diving into One Maccabees to learn the story of the Festival of ... Read more
2 Dec 2018
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1hr 37mins
Ranked #11
37: Bigger Esther (The Book of Esther and Greek Esther)
37: Bigger Esther (The Book of Esther and Greek Esther)
Get ready to put on your costume, give money to the poor, and get tore up from the floor up, Theophiloi, because it's Pu... Read more
20 Mar 2019
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1hr 18mins
Ranked #12
55: The Parable of the Sexy Blood Baby (The Book of Ezekiel, Part One)
55: The Parable of the Sexy Blood Baby (The Book of Ezekiel, Part One)
Let me ask you a question, Theophiloi: why prophets so nasty? In this episode, we put our treasured No Cusses rule in th... Read more
12 Jan 2020
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1hr 34mins
Ranked #13
39: Rain is Boy Water (The Book of Enoch, Part One)
39: Rain is Boy Water (The Book of Enoch, Part One)
Happy Apocryphersary, Theophiloi! To celebrate one year of the show, we're launching into one of our most requested text... Read more
7 Apr 2019
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1hr 31mins
Ranked #14
40: Devil Got a Hog (The Book of Enoch, Part Two)
40: Devil Got a Hog (The Book of Enoch, Part Two)
Happy Holy Week, Theophiloi! If you're like your humble Son of Thunder and his friend the Author of All Lies, you have a... Read more
19 Apr 2019
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1hr 24mins
Ranked #15
42: The Roasting of the Apostle Paul (Second Corinthians)
42: The Roasting of the Apostle Paul (Second Corinthians)
Hello, Theophiloi and Cheerful Givers! Looking for a nice way to relax, chill out, and maybe even fall asleep? Good news... Read more
7 May 2019
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1hr 8mins
Ranked #16
30: Apples and Oranges (The Legend of the Three Kings)
30: Apples and Oranges (The Legend of the Three Kings)
We're back for 2019, and on the off chance that we didn't have enough of them already, get ready for a couple new Johns.... Read more
7 Jan 2019
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1hr 39mins
Ranked #17
4: Wittgenstein's Monster (The Book of Isaiah)
4: Wittgenstein's Monster (The Book of Isaiah)
"Woe to those that are wise in their own opinion and clever in their own sight." -- Isaiah 5:21 Isaiah, the biggest beef... Read more
6 May 2018
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1hr 23mins
Ranked #18
19: MBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBaM (The Book of Genesis, Part Four)
19: MBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBaM (The Book of Genesis, Part Four)
It's finally time, Theophiloi, for us to finish our exhausting journey through the extremely bizarre Book of Genesis! Th... Read more
23 Sep 2018
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1hr 28mins
Ranked #19
24: Butt Stuff Dragon (The Testament of Solomon)
24: Butt Stuff Dragon (The Testament of Solomon)
Get ready for HAINTS AND SAINTS, Theophiloi! It's Halloween and things are getting wild spooky up in here as we diver in... Read more
29 Oct 2018
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1hr 36mins
Ranked #20
23: Dunking on Satan (The Acts of Pilate and the Gospel of Nicodemus)
23: Dunking on Satan (The Acts of Pilate and the Gospel of Nicodemus)
PIECES be with you, Theophil-OOZE, and get ready for the first installment of our two-part HELLoween SCAREtacular! This ... Read more
21 Oct 2018
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1hr 30mins