Ranked #1
Mini Myth: Artemis, the Goddess Who Takes No Man's S**t
Mini Myth: Artemis, the Goddess Who Takes No Man's S**t
Artemis and Actaeon: one of the most famous run-ins between a goddess and a mortal. Actaeon learns that he should not me... Read more
10 Nov 2017
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7mins
Ranked #2
VIII: Don't Mess with the Oracle, Just Don't Do It. Why Would You Do It? (Oedipus Part One)
VIII: Don't Mess with the Oracle, Just Don't Do It. Why Would You Do It? (Oedipus Part One)
Oedipus, famous for the awful advice of the Oracle and nothing more. Part One covers the aforementioned Oracle, and a li... Read more
9 Sep 2017
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23mins
Ranked #3
X: Venus has a Flair for the Dramatic (Cupid & Psyche Part One)
X: Venus has a Flair for the Dramatic (Cupid & Psyche Part One)
Cupid and Psyche, the timeless tale of lies, horrible relatives, and the pettiness of the gods. Venus can't handle other... Read more
26 Sep 2017
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30mins
Ranked #4
XI: Sneaky & Snoopy (Cupid & Psyche Part Two)
XI: Sneaky & Snoopy (Cupid & Psyche Part Two)
Cupid is clumsy and Psyche has incredibly awful siblings. Things... heat up with the couple.CW/TW: far too many Greek my... Read more
3 Oct 2017
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28mins
Ranked #5
XXVI: Achilles & Agamemnon, the Real Housewives of the Trojan War (The Iliad, Part 1)
XXVI: Achilles & Agamemnon, the Real Housewives of the Trojan War (The Iliad, Part 1)
We're in it now. Achilles and Agamemnon have a major spat over a prize (read: a woman). The gods are called in to settle... Read more
6 Mar 2018
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27mins
Ranked #6
XXV: Aphrodite, Sometimes Good, Sometimes Bad, Always Naked
XXV: Aphrodite, Sometimes Good, Sometimes Bad, Always Naked
Aphrodite finds Adonis super hot, too. She's married to Hephaestus but she'd rather be chained to a bed with Ares.CW/TW:... Read more
20 Feb 2018
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21mins
Ranked #7
XXII: One Mustn't Trust Mysterious, Inscribed, Shiny Fruit (Trojan War Origins Part 1)
XXII: One Mustn't Trust Mysterious, Inscribed, Shiny Fruit (Trojan War Origins Part 1)
It’s the most famous war of history and mythology, but there’s more to the story of the Trojan War than the war itself. ... Read more
9 Jan 2018
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31mins
Ranked #8
XII: Ancient Cinderella, with Less Singing & More Violence (Cupid & Psyche Part Three)
XII: Ancient Cinderella, with Less Singing & More Violence (Cupid & Psyche Part Three)
Psyche is given maniacal tasks to prove herself to Venus, she makes some mistakes and tries to make even bigger ones. Bu... Read more
11 Oct 2017
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25mins
Ranked #9
XIII: Jason, Medea, & the Mother F***ing Argonauts
XIII: Jason, Medea, & the Mother F***ing Argonauts
Murder, monsters, and mayhem, the story of Jason, Medea, and the Argonauts is full of everyone one might desire in their... Read more
17 Oct 2017
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30mins
Ranked #10
XXIX: Athena vs. Aphrodite, Kind Of (The Iliad Part 3)
XXIX: Athena vs. Aphrodite, Kind Of (The Iliad Part 3)
Results of the oath sworn by Paris and Menelaus, some godly intervention and drama, and, finally, an actual battle!CW/TW... Read more
18 Apr 2018
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25mins
Ranked #11
XX: Prometheus, & the Other Origin of Species
XX: Prometheus, & the Other Origin of Species
Forethought and Afterthought are brothers and they're here to create humanity. What could go wrong? this is the story of... Read more
12 Dec 2017
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25mins
Ranked #12
XIV: Double, Double, Toil & Trouble, Jason'll Burn & the Children Bubble
XIV: Double, Double, Toil & Trouble, Jason'll Burn & the Children Bubble
Medea, the character most famous for being downright insane. Her story, and the play by Euripides, is one of the most bl... Read more
24 Oct 2017
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28mins
Ranked #13
XXVIII: Vineyards and Doves, the Armies of the Trojan War (The Iliad Part 2)
XXVIII: Vineyards and Doves, the Armies of the Trojan War (The Iliad Part 2)
The Greeks go on and on planning their approach and the Trojans prepare for the Greek's attack. It's more excited than i... Read more
3 Apr 2018
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25mins
Ranked #14
XXXV: When Women Revolt, Aristophanes' Lysistrata
XXXV: When Women Revolt, Aristophanes' Lysistrata
What would happen if all the women banded together to go on a sex strike? Would they be able to stop a war they don't be... Read more
24 Jul 2018
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32mins
Ranked #15
XXXI: Arachne & Medusa, What Did They Really Do to You, Athena?
XXXI: Arachne & Medusa, What Did They Really Do to You, Athena?
Arachne has the nerve to out-spin the goddess Athena, and Medusa, well Medusa's crime is simply being around a god.CW/TW... Read more
22 May 2018
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27mins
Ranked #16
XXXVIII: Patroclus, Patroclus, Patroclus (The Iliad Part 10)
XXXVIII: Patroclus, Patroclus, Patroclus (The Iliad Part 10)
Things get dark for our beloved Greeks... *sigh* Patroclus.CW/TW: far too many Greek myths involve assault. Given it's f... Read more
11 Sep 2018
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32mins
Ranked #17
XXI: Pandora had a Jar & the Snake-People of Early Athens
XXI: Pandora had a Jar & the Snake-People of Early Athens
Pandora is the first woman, and the one to ruin everything. Plus, the early people of Athens really had a thing for snak... Read more
19 Dec 2017
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30mins
Ranked #18
XXIV: They're Not So Awful After All, Ancient Greek Women in Herodotus' History
XXIV: They're Not So Awful After All, Ancient Greek Women in Herodotus' History
The ancient Greeks weren't all gods and monsters. Herodotus was the world's first historian, he travelled the region wri... Read more
6 Feb 2018
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29mins
Ranked #19
XXX: The Achaeans, Infinity War (The Iliad Part 4)
XXX: The Achaeans, Infinity War (The Iliad Part 4)
The wrath of Diomedes (he's something else), and his encounters with Aeneas, Aphrodite, Athena, and Apollo. It's gory an... Read more
9 May 2018
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30mins
Ranked #20
XXVII: Don't be Awful, or, the Curse on the House of Atreus
XXVII: Don't be Awful, or, the Curse on the House of Atreus
What makes Agamemnon and Menelaus tick? There's a curse on the House of Atreus: Pelops, Myrtilus, Atreus, Thyestes, and ... Read more
20 Mar 2018
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28mins