Ranked #1
Episode 92: This Dystopian Life
Episode 92: This Dystopian Life
This week we discuss an anonymous request and a beautiful baffling miracle which both feature NPR personalities performi... Read more
12 Oct 2016
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39mins
Ranked #2
Episode 182: Secretly Left-Handed
Episode 182: Secretly Left-Handed
We get back into our requests backlog, covering two songs that sound very much of their time - 1937's "The Little Boy Th... Read more
8 Aug 2018
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36mins
Ranked #3
Episode 225: 70 Percent Exciting
Episode 225: 70 Percent Exciting
We're adding the 449th and 450th songs to our list, and that means it's MILESTONE TIME, BABY! Ian tries to find the grea... Read more
19 Jun 2019
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55mins
Ranked #4
Episode 177: Will Smithmas
Episode 177: Will Smithmas
This week we're celebrating summer blockbuster season with two holiday songs by or pertaining to America's favorite Will... Read more
4 Jul 2018
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43mins
Ranked #5
Episode 22: Uncle Joey Fatone
Episode 22: Uncle Joey Fatone
We address an anonymous request (probably from Santa) and review and rank two boy band originals (Santa's a big fan of b... Read more
10 Jun 2015
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37mins
Ranked #6
Episode 44: Grab a Grandma, Flip a Latke
Episode 44: Grab a Grandma, Flip a Latke
This week's episode comes out on Diwali, the festival of lights celebrated in India and around the world! In honor of th... Read more
11 Nov 2015
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37mins
Ranked #7
Episode 194: Call Me Isaac or Taylor or Zac
Episode 194: Call Me Isaac or Taylor or Zac
RJ's birthday is this week, and so it is time again for BIRTHDAY BOI'S CHOICE. Similar to Ian's 2018 birthday selections... Read more
7 Nov 2018
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38mins
Ranked #8
Episode 30: Sex on the Beach with Santa Claus
Episode 30: Sex on the Beach with Santa Claus
Our theme quickly goes off the rails this week as we cover another Bing Crosby classic (but one we hate) and a recent po... Read more
5 Aug 2015
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38mins
Ranked #9
Episode 84: A Mensch, The Osmonds, and Some Blood
Episode 84: A Mensch, The Osmonds, and Some Blood
Friend of the show Andy has served us with another request - this time for what could be the worst of all versions of Le... Read more
17 Aug 2016
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34mins
Ranked #10
Episode 230: All the Little Children and All the Big Children
Episode 230: All the Little Children and All the Big Children
As July draws to a close and the hottest days of summer (so far) hit the northern hemisphere, we return to that perennia... Read more
31 Jul 2019
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41mins
Ranked #11
Episode 4: Non-sequential, Santa
Episode 4: Non-sequential, Santa
Is the deed to a platinum mine a sound financial investment? And how much cash is actually in a five pound box of money?... Read more
28 Jan 2015
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33mins
Ranked #12
Episode 189: Feliz Jól
Episode 189: Feliz Jól
It's almost Leif Erikson Day, and so this week we're covering songs from the land of fire and ice, Iceland! Perhaps pred... Read more
3 Oct 2018
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35mins
Ranked #13
Episode 54: Moon Christmas Thunder Shock!
Episode 54: Moon Christmas Thunder Shock!
Last week was a tough week, and this episode starts out pretty heavy. To take our minds off of the real world, we listen... Read more
20 Jan 2016
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35mins
Ranked #14
Episode 195: Team Plan vs. Team Count
Episode 195: Team Plan vs. Team Count
We cover more listener requests! Warm up your love-lights for the stirring Bing Crosby classic "I'll Be Home For Christm... Read more
14 Nov 2018
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42mins
Ranked #15
Episode 24: Santa's Annual Christmas Eve Outdoor Drag Show
Episode 24: Santa's Annual Christmas Eve Outdoor Drag Show
As Pride month comes to an end, RJ and Ian review and rank two gay-themed Christmas tunes. Queercore punk band Pansy Div... Read more
24 Jun 2015
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37mins
Ranked #16
Episode 62: Wherever You Find Love, It Feels Like Muppets
Episode 62: Wherever You Find Love, It Feels Like Muppets
This request was anonymous: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. Having been tasked with covering a son... Read more
16 Mar 2016
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37mins
Ranked #17
Episode 72: Sailor Alvin, Sailor Simon, Sailor Theodore
Episode 72: Sailor Alvin, Sailor Simon, Sailor Theodore
By listener request, we tackle two Christmas songs from cartoon characters: "When the Saints Go Marching In" performed b... Read more
25 May 2016
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38mins
Ranked #18
Episode 226: Canadian Content
Episode 226: Canadian Content
We're back! And while we may have missed Canada Day on July 1st, we've got some requests to help us fill our CanCon requ... Read more
3 Jul 2019
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43mins
Ranked #19
Episode 118: Our British Christmas Conspiracy Corkboard
Episode 118: Our British Christmas Conspiracy Corkboard
We lose a joke into the ether, discuss the fate of the project after we die in the post-podcast future, and reveal START... Read more
26 Apr 2017
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42mins
Ranked #20
Episode 19: The Baffling Wilburys
Episode 19: The Baffling Wilburys
How do we follow an episode of two fun, charming, wonderful songs by legendary musicians? By reviewing and ranking two w... Read more
20 May 2015
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36mins