In  which we bid a fond farewell to the show, by taking a look at my favorite monster movie of all time, “The Creature From The Black Lagoon”, listen to some goodbyes and some final feedback during intermission, and turn off the projector one last time. Bonus points for Hot Number Julie Adams memories, the explanation of the number 346, more information about my childhood than you ever needed to know (including disco) and a heartfelt goodbye to all my Gentle Listeners. I love you all. More Episodes At The "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Personal Website! Subscribe to The Gentle Listener Newsletter! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In  which we bid a fond farewell to the show, by taking a look at my favorite monster movie of all time, “The Creature From The Black Lagoon”, listen to some goodbyes and some final feedback during intermission, and turn off the projector one last time. Bonus points for Hot Number Julie Adams memories, the explanation of the number 346, more information about my childhood than you ever needed to know (including disco) and a heartfelt goodbye to all my Gentle Listeners. I love you all. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">More Episodes At The "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="http://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://landing.mailerlite.com/webforms/landing/a3h9y0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Subscribe to The Gentle Listener Newsletter!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

The Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)

In which we scrap Plans 1 through 8, and decide to take over the planet Earth using Plan 9, which involves Sassy UFO Based Drag Queen Overlords, Reanimated Dead People who probably wish they had remained un-animated, Paper Plate Flying Saucers, and a Fabulous Space Station in dire need of a Queer Eye For The Space Guy makeover. Bonus points for Zombie Tor Johnson, On Point Vampira Make-Up, Chiropractic Fake Shemp, and a Blink And You'll Miss It Ed Wood, Jr. cameo. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which we scrap Plans 1 through 8, and decide to take over the planet Earth using Plan 9, which involves Sassy UFO Based Drag Queen Overlords, Reanimated Dead People who probably wish they had remained un-animated, Paper Plate Flying Saucers, and a Fabulous Space Station in dire need of a Queer Eye For The Space Guy makeover. Bonus points for Zombie Tor Johnson, On Point Vampira Make-Up, Chiropractic Fake Shemp, and a Blink And You'll Miss It Ed Wood, Jr. cameo. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="http://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="http://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

In which a race of advanced interstellar beings who look suspiciously like gorillas wearing diving helmets with antenna on top, visit Earth and decide that they're going to kill everyone on the planet and then make it a nice vacation getaway for themselves, only to be thwarted by one of their own falling in love with the last remaining woman of legal age on said planet. Bonus points for unrequited gorilla love, unexplained triceratops wrasslin', incorrect genocidal mathematics, heavy petting in the bushes, and unexplained cave entrance bubbles. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which a race of advanced interstellar beings who look suspiciously like gorillas wearing diving helmets with antenna on top, visit Earth and decide that they're going to kill everyone on the planet and then make it a nice vacation getaway for themselves, only to be thwarted by one of their own falling in love with the last remaining woman of legal age on said planet. Bonus points for unrequited gorilla love, unexplained triceratops wrasslin', incorrect genocidal mathematics, heavy petting in the bushes, and unexplained cave entrance bubbles. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="http://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="http://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

Robot Monster (1953)

In which two acknowledged masters of the horror genre meet again under the Hammer Films banner, but this time, instead of one giving life to the other, one is decidedly trying to end the life of the other, as Sir Peter Cushing as Doctor Van Helsing, and Sir Christopher Lee as Count Dracula, chase each other through hell and half of Klausenberg in this month's film. Bonus points for custom bound journals, bespoke vampire wear for the big and tall, bureaucratic border guard buffoonery, and of course, sheer negligees, bright red Giallo blood and heaving bosoms filled with vampiric Big Daddy desire. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which two acknowledged masters of the horror genre meet again under the Hammer Films banner, but this time, instead of one giving life to the other, one is decidedly trying to end the life of the other, as Sir Peter Cushing as Doctor Van Helsing, and Sir Christopher Lee as Count Dracula, chase each other through hell and half of Klausenberg in this month's film. Bonus points for custom bound journals, bespoke vampire wear for the big and tall, bureaucratic border guard buffoonery, and of course, sheer negligees, bright red Giallo blood and heaving bosoms filled with vampiric Big Daddy desire. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="http://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="http://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

Horror of Dracula (1958)

In which a Gentle Canadian Hobo with the aid of a Beautiful Woman On The Run, and a Sage Teacher With A Secret, discovers his true family history, finds love (maybe) and learns how to channel and use his psychic powers, which includes the ability to make people’s heads explode. Bonus points for Self-Trepanning, Angry Patrick McGoohan Overacting, Psychic Group Sex, and Pornstache Les Nessman Cranial Removal. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which a Gentle Canadian Hobo with the aid of a Beautiful Woman On The Run, and a Sage Teacher With A Secret, discovers his true family history, finds love (maybe) and learns how to channel and use his psychic powers, which includes the ability to make people’s heads explode. Bonus points for Self-Trepanning, Angry Patrick McGoohan Overacting, Psychic Group Sex, and Pornstache Les Nessman Cranial Removal. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="http://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="http://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

Scanners (1981)

In which we discover that crime actually does pay, and pay quite well. Starring a Gentleman Thief with Dreamy Grey Eyes, a Buxom Blonde Assistant, and a Disheveled Always One Step Behind Police Inspector, we travel to Italy for a very good Mario Bava Comic Book Movie, in the Diabolik Cinematic Universe. Bonus points for multiple Jaguars (car, not the cat), multiple make-out sessions, and literally rolling around in money while totally, totally doing it. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which we discover that crime actually does pay, and pay quite well. Starring a Gentleman Thief with Dreamy Grey Eyes, a Buxom Blonde Assistant, and a Disheveled Always One Step Behind Police Inspector, we travel to Italy for a very good Mario Bava Comic Book Movie, in the Diabolik Cinematic Universe. Bonus points for multiple Jaguars (car, not the cat), multiple make-out sessions, and literally rolling around in money while totally, totally doing it. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="http://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="http://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

Danger: Diabolik (1968)

In which we have a meeting of The Creature From The Black Lagoon Fan Club, and decide whether or not to allow a new member from the coast of California into the organization. They seem to have the right amount of lust, aggression, age and close proximity to water, so we’ll at least give them a chance to plead their case. Bonus points for teenage heavy petting, cranky lighthouse keeping, cigar chewing law enforcement, wanton bloodletting and stentorian sermons from the town doctor. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which we have a meeting of The Creature From The Black Lagoon Fan Club, and decide whether or not to allow a new member from the coast of California into the organization. They seem to have the right amount of lust, aggression, age and close proximity to water, so we’ll at least give them a chance to plead their case. Bonus points for teenage heavy petting, cranky lighthouse keeping, cigar chewing law enforcement, wanton bloodletting and stentorian sermons from the town doctor. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="http://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="http://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959)

In which The Greater Tokyo Area is yet again attacked by a giant monster, and the combined military needs their collective fats pulled out of the fire by an astronaut team that makes F Troop look like Mensa members. Bonus points for Bic lighter based jet engines, awkward and unrequited love, girls taking showers together, and the overzealous use of menthol shaving cream in the weirdest way possible. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which The Greater Tokyo Area is yet again attacked by a giant monster, and the combined military needs their collective fats pulled out of the fire by an astronaut team that makes F Troop look like Mensa members. Bonus points for Bic lighter based jet engines, awkward and unrequited love, girls taking showers together, and the overzealous use of menthol shaving cream in the weirdest way possible. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="http://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="http://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

The X From Outer Space (1967)

In which two giants of the horror genre meet for the first time, one playing a prissy fussbudget bent on playing God and creating man in a very, very ugly image, and the other playing said man, bent on teaching the prissy fussbudget a lesson for bringing him back from the dead when he was perfectly happy in the afterlife. Bonus points for Sir Peter Cushing, Sir Christopher Lee and various and sundry Gothic trappings such as castles, maids, hoop skirts and well-lit heaving breasts. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which two giants of the horror genre meet for the first time, one playing a prissy fussbudget bent on playing God and creating man in a very, very ugly image, and the other playing said man, bent on teaching the prissy fussbudget a lesson for bringing him back from the dead when he was perfectly happy in the afterlife. Bonus points for Sir Peter Cushing, Sir Christopher Lee and various and sundry Gothic trappings such as castles, maids, hoop skirts and well-lit heaving breasts. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="http://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="http://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

In which we learn that crime does not pay, and that all trespassers will be punished severely via various torture devices, right after the seemingly abandoned castle owner, who thinks that he is the reincarnation of a long dead executioner puts on his little wrestling/torturing outfit. Bonus points for numerous revealing outfit changes by the young nubile actresses, excessive Space Age Bachelor Pad music, and of course, Mickey Hargitay's beautiful body that would drive a preacher's daughter to leave the Lord. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which we learn that crime does not pay, and that all trespassers will be punished severely via various torture devices, right after the seemingly abandoned castle owner, who thinks that he is the reincarnation of a long dead executioner puts on his little wrestling/torturing outfit. Bonus points for numerous revealing outfit changes by the young nubile actresses, excessive Space Age Bachelor Pad music, and of course, Mickey Hargitay's beautiful body that would drive a preacher's daughter to leave the Lord. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="http://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="http://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

The Bloody Pit of Horror (1965)

A rich, aromatic blend of humor, sarcasm, weird pop culture references, sly asides for the Mensa members, and storytelling that allows you to experience those old movies that we all love in a new, different, and hopefully funny way.Join four time Rondo Award nominated host Bill Mize as he takes you on a sarcastic storytelling journey into our B Movie past.

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A rich, aromatic blend of humor, sarcasm, weird pop culture references, sly asides for the Mensa members, and storytelling that allows you to experience those old movies that we all love in a new, different, and hopefully funny way. Join four time Rondo Award nominated host Bill Mize as he takes you on a sarcastic storytelling journey into our B Movie past.

Bill Watches Movies

In which a young, attractive teacher who might or might not be a werewolf is assigned to a secluded, girls only private school full of pretty young things who scamper about doing teen girl stuff. Bonus Points for Golden Corral for lycanthropes. All you can eat! Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which a young, attractive teacher who might or might not be a werewolf is assigned to a secluded, girls only private school full of pretty young things who scamper about doing teen girl stuff. Bonus Points for Golden Corral for lycanthropes. All you can eat! <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="https://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="https://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory (1961)

In which three beautiful women and one dork riding in their carriage through the countryside get waylaid and head to the castle of Count Dracula, who has gotten shorter, gone to the gym, and is a bit emotional and needy. Bonus Points for vampiric Charlie’s Angels. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which three beautiful women and one dork riding in their carriage through the countryside get waylaid and head to the castle of Count Dracula, who has gotten shorter, gone to the gym, and is a bit emotional and needy. Bonus Points for vampiric Charlie’s Angels. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="https://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="https://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

Count Dracula's Great Love (1974)

In which the most evil man in history gets his head cut off, and remains alive only to be put in a jar and carried around like an angry hat box, wanting to bring about the Fourth Reich.  And then decides to invade a small sleepy island country.Bonus Points for Nazi Blues Brothers and a Dollar Store Carmen Miranda. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which the most evil man in history gets his head cut off, and remains alive only to be put in a jar and carried around like an angry hat box, wanting to bring about the Fourth Reich.  And then decides to invade a small sleepy island country.Bonus Points for Nazi Blues Brothers and a Dollar Store Carmen Miranda. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="https://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="https://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)

In which man (and one token woman) finally make it to the moon, and discover leotard clad, interpretive dancing, Vulcan looking, telepathic single cat women, bent on invading earth. And dating our men. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which man (and one token woman) finally make it to the moon, and discover leotard clad, interpretive dancing, Vulcan looking, telepathic single cat women, bent on invading earth. And dating our men. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="https://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="https://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

Cat Women of the Moon (1953)

In which a cranky old scientist on a Greek island tries and tries to warn the world that they are going to be destroyed by a giant meteor unless they go all Bruce Willis In Armageddon and destroy it. But they don’t listen because, well, he’s a cranky old scientist. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which a cranky old scientist on a Greek island tries and tries to warn the world that they are going to be destroyed by a giant meteor unless they go all Bruce Willis In Armageddon and destroy it. But they don’t listen because, well, he’s a cranky old scientist. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="https://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="https://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

Battle of the Worlds (1961)

In which a movie made three years before Close Encounters of the Third Kind manages to be light years behind in plot, acting, and Commodore 64 computer generated weirdness. Bonus points for disco music and bell bottom jeans. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which a movie made three years before Close Encounters of the Third Kind manages to be light years behind in plot, acting, and Commodore 64 computer generated weirdness. Bonus points for disco music and bell bottom jeans. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="https://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="https://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

UFO Target Earth (1974)

In which Count Dracula, Vlad the Impaler, the most powerful vampire in history decides to give it all up, downsize and retire to a small town in Podunk, California, hit on your teenage sister and avoid going to church. Bonus Points for a Dracula with an actual authentic foreign accent. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which Count Dracula, Vlad the Impaler, the most powerful vampire in history decides to give it all up, downsize and retire to a small town in Podunk, California, hit on your teenage sister and avoid going to church. Bonus Points for a Dracula with an actual authentic foreign accent. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="https://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="https://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

The Return of Dracula (1958)

Happy Halloween! To celebrate this most awesome of holidays, I am, with permission, performing an wonderful essay written by David Colton, former editor at USA Today, and current Grand Poobah of The Rondo Awards and The Classic Horror Film Boards called "Monster Kids". It's an annual tradition for David to post the essay on the above CHFB every Halloween, and, with his kind permission, I have recorded it so that all us Monster Kids will have something awesome (or hopefully awesome) to listen to each year! Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

Happy Halloween! To celebrate this most awesome of holidays, I am, with permission, performing an wonderful essay written by David Colton, former editor at USA Today, and current Grand Poobah of <a href="https://rondoaward.com/rondoaward.com/blog/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Rondo Awards</a> and <a href="https://classichorrorfilmboard.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Classic Horror Film Boards</a> called "Monster Kids". It's an annual tradition for David to post the essay on the above CHFB every Halloween, and, with his kind permission, I have recorded it so that all us Monster Kids will have something awesome (or hopefully awesome) to listen to each year! <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="https://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="https://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

Happy Halloween! "Monster Kids" Essay

In which a crashed meteorite releases a germ that creates a slow moving, crystalline monster bent on eventually destroying your small desert town out in the middle of nowhere. Eventually. Just add water. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which a crashed meteorite releases a germ that creates a slow moving, crystalline monster bent on eventually destroying your small desert town out in the middle of nowhere. Eventually. Just add water. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="https://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="https://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

The Monolith Monsters (1957)

In which we have a secret agent movie involving Old Spock, Poor Man’s Peter Lorre, the cold war, cars that turn into boats, a helicopter chase and random smooching of women. But no sharks with laser beams on their foreheads. BOO. BOO I SAY. Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website! Bill's Tabletop RPG Site! Bill's Personal Website! Buy Bill a Coffee! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

In which we have a secret agent movie involving Old Spock, Poor Man’s Peter Lorre, the cold war, cars that turn into boats, a helicopter chase and random smooching of women. But no sharks with laser beams on their foreheads. BOO. BOO I SAY. <a href="https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Visit the "Bill Watches Movies" Website!</a> <a href="https://billplayscthulhu.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Tabletop RPG Site!</a> <a href="https://williammize.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Personal Website!</a> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/billmize" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Bill a Coffee!</a> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KMIHXW3MRGRU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bill's Amazon Wish List!</a>

Secret Agent Fireball (1965)

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