Bill Watches Movies

In which a young, attractive teacher who might or might not be a werewolf is assigned to a secluded, girls only private ... Read more

In which three beautiful women and one dork riding in their carriage through the countryside get waylaid and head to the... Read more

In which the most evil man in history gets his head cut off, and remains alive only to be put in a jar and carried aroun... Read more

In which man (and one token woman) finally make it to the moon, and discover leotard clad, interpretive dancing, Vulcan ... Read more

In which a cranky old scientist on a Greek island tries and tries to warn the world that they are going to be destroyed ... Read more

In which a movie made three years before Close Encounters of the Third Kind manages to be light years behind in plot, ac... Read more

In which Count Dracula, Vlad the Impaler, the most powerful vampire in history decides to give it all up, downsize and r... Read more

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In which a crashed meteorite releases a germ that creates a slow moving, crystalline monster bent on eventually destroyi... Read more

In which we have a secret agent movie involving Old Spock, Poor Man’s Peter Lorre, the cold war, cars that turn into boa... Read more