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Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast

Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast o... Read more

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Episode 43: Deus Ex Ingtar

Episode 43: Deus Ex Ingtar

In which we struggle to pronounce Barthanes' name, long for the Betsy Ross/Ross Betsy timeline that never was, and make ... Read more

26 Nov 2018

39mins

Ranked #2

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Episode 108: Pain Box

Episode 108: Pain Box

It's not the pandemic that's got us down; it's all the misogyny in chapters 4 & 5. We cope with Ogier Minecraft Visi... Read more

30 Mar 2020

45mins

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Episode 107: Elite Forsaken Kill Squad

Episode 107: Elite Forsaken Kill Squad

It may feel like the world is screeching to a halt, but EHR is still recording! For chapters 2 and 3, we talk about Team... Read more

23 Mar 2020

47mins

Ranked #4

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EHR Extra: Teen Narc

EHR Extra: Teen Narc

As we prep for The Shadow Rising, you asked for advice and we ... have it? We tell to Dominate the World with Alexander ... Read more

29 Jul 2019

55mins

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Episode 39: Double-Sided Sword

Episode 39: Double-Sided Sword

Sorry for the long episode, but we just couldn't help talking about the sex and power dynamics of the Warder bond for 25... Read more

29 Oct 2018

48mins

Ranked #6

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Episode 44: BAR-thanes

Episode 44: BAR-thanes

Discussion topics this week include My Mind Fire: The Band, Fantasy Hair Cuts, Knife Boy and Lava Girl, The REAL Kingkil... Read more

3 Dec 2018

48mins

Ranked #7

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Episode 97: Loial's Lethal Eyebrows

Episode 97: Loial's Lethal Eyebrows

In another trio of Perrin chapters (43-45), we pull ourselves together long enough to talk about Ladder-Looking Lads, Eg... Read more

6 Jan 2020

46mins

Ranked #8

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Episode 3: Don't Do It In the Murky Pond Water

Episode 3: Don't Do It In the Murky Pond Water

After a lengthy discussion about "Hatchet" by Gary Paulsen and how it traumatized us, we talk about our heroes' road tri... Read more

30 Jan 2018

1hr 9mins

Ranked #9

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Episode 40: Very Tight Trope Breeches

Episode 40: Very Tight Trope Breeches

This episode was over an hour long until Emily edited out twenty minutes of us arguing over which characters Galad could... Read more

5 Nov 2018

45mins

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Episode 96: Purr-gatory

Episode 96: Purr-gatory

In this episode, which does technically cover the content of chapters 40-42, the unstoppable force of "Cats" met the imm... Read more

30 Dec 2019

44mins

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Episode 19: Where Did the Water Go?

Episode 19: Where Did the Water Go?

We spent the last ten minutes of this episode Googling that whole Luc/Isam thing that Robert Jordan never really explain... Read more

21 May 2018

51mins

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Episode 29: Jerkins DON'T Have Sleeves!

Episode 29: Jerkins DON'T Have Sleeves!

We're joined by professional costumer and Yu-Gi-Oh! enthusiast Sarah McClintock to talk about clothes, fantasy, and deni... Read more

20 Aug 2018

50mins

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Episode 87: That's WHY He's the Dragon

Episode 87: That's WHY He's the Dragon

In this episode, we discuss chapters 21 and 22. Sort of. Mostly, we ask a lot of questions, like: What does vibe check m... Read more

21 Oct 2019

48mins

Ranked #14

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Episode 37: Moon Blood

Episode 37: Moon Blood

There's a lot of chaotic sexual energy in this episode, and for that at least one of us apologizes. We talk about the Se... Read more

15 Oct 2018

47mins

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Episode 4: A Family Can Be Your Ex-Babysitter

Episode 4: A Family Can Be Your Ex-Babysitter

In Episode 4 we talk about our country bumpkins' first time in a city -- well, a "city." There's a lot to learn in Baerl... Read more

5 Feb 2018

1hr 15mins

Ranked #16

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Episode 76: Is He Snek?

Episode 76: Is He Snek?

At some point in this episode, you'll hear a BEEP, and that is Emily derailing the podcast to eat her pizza. You'll also... Read more

5 Aug 2019

47mins

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Episode 30: Bodcast: Ninety Push-Ups

Episode 30: Bodcast: Ninety Push-Ups

In which Rand would totally be a Soul Cycle cult leader, Elaida is Donald Trump, Moiraine's ego is an unstoppable force,... Read more

27 Aug 2018

42mins

Ranked #18

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Episode 20: That is NOT Dope

Episode 20: That is NOT Dope

We've now recorded twenty episodes of this podcast, which is crazy. Fittingly, we meet about twenty more main characters... Read more

28 May 2018

47mins

Ranked #19

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Episode 36: Trope Maze

Episode 36: Trope Maze

This episode we're talking about the dreaded literary embodiment of hentai herself, Lanfear. We explain in detail why we... Read more

8 Oct 2018

49mins

Ranked #20

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Episode 33: Smell Like Bullets

Episode 33: Smell Like Bullets

It's a tired and giggly episode of EHR! We're talking about how Lan gives terrible advice, how Hurin should be spending ... Read more

17 Sep 2018

47mins

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