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Hello Dysfunction

Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the personal dysfunction in their lives, view on news, gossip, politics and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.

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223: Put On a Tool Belt

223: Put On a Tool Belt

We’ve had a week of bullshit, another one bites the dust, more words we like and some new natural biohacks. Watch who yo... Read more

13 Aug 2023

1hr 3mins

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222: Just Say You're No Fun

222: Just Say You're No Fun

Pat is recovering from alcohol poisoning.  The live shows were more than we ever hoped for. Crystal thinks she has a “da... Read more

5 Aug 2023

1hr 28mins

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221: Say Excuse Me

221: Say Excuse Me

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220: Murder Deluxe

220: Murder Deluxe

It’s been a rough eventful week. Crystal is losing a toenail, displays excellent self control and has another new word f... Read more

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219: Lackadaisical

219: Lackadaisical

We’re fancy and video production has begun.  Pata Fria is experiencing creative mania, Crystal is showing off her vocabu... Read more

2 Jul 2023

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218: Can Crystal Get a Break?

218: Can Crystal Get a Break?

Finally some nice weather.  Happy Birthday Bunny! RIP Billy and shoutout to all the great dads. Real panic auto adjusts ... Read more

23 Jun 2023

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217: When a Man Loves a Woman

217: When a Man Loves a Woman

Pata Fria is off her meds. Crystal has PTSD from a popular love song. Compliments from women are the only ones that ma... Read more

13 Jun 2023

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216: 800% Turf Girl

216: 800% Turf Girl

Crystal has a serious announcement.  We have an official HD tattoo.  Americans sometimes have to share prescriptions, Ca... Read more

3 Jun 2023

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215: Bathroom Brawls

215: Bathroom Brawls

Pata Fria drank a cigarette and feels sick.  Nations loves us therefore we’re famous.  RIP Tina Turner.  Be careful doin... Read more

26 May 2023

1hr 11mins

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214: Act a Fool

214: Act a Fool

Pata Fria is the birthday girl.  And also Stevi.  Mother’s Day was lovely, Crystal’s parents are inappropriate and our b... Read more

20 May 2023

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