Ranked #1
61: What’s Your Dirty White Secret?
61: What’s Your Dirty White Secret?
It’s the end of a decade and this week we have the amazing Lil Debbie joining us. Holiday recap, tips on successful gift... Read more
31 Dec 2019
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2hr 5mins
Ranked #2
3: Tether Ball
3: Tether Ball
In this tell all episode Pata Fria and Crystal Barbie open up and share everything about themselves. Secrets are spilled... Read more
16 Oct 2018
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1hr 48mins
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45: Pilots Be Drunk
45: Pilots Be Drunk
This week the girls are back with lots of talk about Hawaii and the introduction of Dottie. Getting old sucks, weird dre... Read more
29 Aug 2019
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1hr 49mins
Ranked #4
4: Grandma Candy & Pocket Cheese
4: Grandma Candy & Pocket Cheese
This week the deviant duo return with even more dysfunction. Vaginal hygiene, loving people while they're here, Hallowee... Read more
23 Oct 2018
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1hr 48mins
Ranked #5
62: Intimate Parts
62: Intimate Parts
The first episode of 2020 is here with more vagina talk, explore the possibilities of lube, teach your kids to properly ... Read more
9 Jan 2020
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1hr 38mins
Ranked #6
18: Foreskin & Pepper Spray
18: Foreskin & Pepper Spray
This week's discussion includes circumcision, pubic hair preferences, parental enablers, the new abortion law, birth con... Read more
29 Jan 2019
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2hr 15mins
Ranked #7
37: Piss over ice
37: Piss over ice
Episode 37 is here with some hippie hacks, trouble the kids have been into, Crystal’s grandfather is worse than we imagi... Read more
18 Jun 2019
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2hr 13mins
Ranked #8
54: I Better Not Be Burnt
54: I Better Not Be Burnt
This week the girls periods are syncing in studio 54 with a Halloween recap, no one wants to get drunk and go to bed alo... Read more
6 Nov 2019
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1hr 33mins
Ranked #9
53: 11 Dicks
53: 11 Dicks
Don’t trust Crystal with your Mexican drug operation, the Bay Area has been going thru it, tell your callers when they’r... Read more
30 Oct 2019
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1hr 6mins
Ranked #10
39: "I think Finnish people are cool"
39: "I think Finnish people are cool"
Episode 39 is here after a week off...the girls describe their new room, another example why humans suck, some celebrity... Read more
9 Jul 2019
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2hr 13mins
Ranked #11
5: The Stolen Car
5: The Stolen Car
It's episode five, and the dysfunction continues. This week the girls are talking about adults that don't do oral, sciss... Read more
30 Oct 2018
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1hr 37mins
Ranked #12
27: YOU WEAR FAKE TOES??
27: YOU WEAR FAKE TOES??
Episode 27 is full of random subjects and theories...we revisit chem trails, the effect hairstyles can have on a person,... Read more
1 Apr 2019
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1hr 52mins
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58: DON’T SPIT START IT
58: DON’T SPIT START IT
Live show recap, Billy was a joy, Apple is glitching our phones, kids shouldn’t give haircuts, foreplay is mandatory, po... Read more
4 Dec 2019
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1hr 36mins
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55: Post More Pics of Your Ass
55: Post More Pics of Your Ass
It’s National Kindness Day, is Rodney Reed a serial rapist? Dottie is leaking clear sh*t, there‘s actually a narcissism ... Read more
13 Nov 2019
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1hr 24mins
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15: Stay Outta The Creek
15: Stay Outta The Creek
Dog rescues, R. Kelly's bullshit, disturbing childhood stories, bullying, some parenting tips, and dirty creek rendezvou... Read more
9 Jan 2019
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1hr 50mins
Ranked #16
32: DAD, DON'T COME IN
32: DAD, DON'T COME IN
The ladies return for episode 32 with a Mother's Day recap, the importance of being polite, some interesting news, techn... Read more
14 May 2019
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1hr 36mins
Ranked #17
9: Weird Sex
9: Weird Sex
The holidays are here, and so is the dysfunction. This week the duo are talking about weird news, the online attack on s... Read more
28 Nov 2018
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1hr 51mins
Ranked #18
60: Tammy’s Getting Spanked
60: Tammy’s Getting Spanked
Crazy Xmas shopping and delivery delays, Crystal celebrates 14yrs w Mark, internet matchmaking, did Pata Fria finally cu... Read more
19 Dec 2019
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1hr 26mins
Ranked #19
25: Would You F*ck My Dead Body?
25: Would You F*ck My Dead Body?
This week is episode 25 and the dysfunction continues with an array of interesting subjects. Some advice is offered to t... Read more
19 Mar 2019
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1hr 35mins
Ranked #20
10: Parental Advisory
10: Parental Advisory
This week the dysfunctional duo are offering up parental advice of all sorts. From the Hawaiian Pine-sol event, apologiz... Read more
4 Dec 2018
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1hr 44mins