We make a pants-peeing announcement. Bela crushes it. Egwene is here for alllll this. Moiraine does a bamboozle (girl, go on brush your shoulders off). Rand makes an unwelcome discovery. Lan is predictably cheerful. Does anyone else remember Drakkar Noir?

We make a pants-peeing announcement. Bela crushes it. Egwene is here for alllll this. Moiraine does a bamboozle (girl, go on brush your shoulders off). Rand makes an unwelcome discovery. Lan is predictably cheerful. Does anyone else remember Drakkar Noir?

Ep. 7 - Eye of the World: Ch. 11 & 12

Aes Sedai cooties. Hairdo drama. Moiraine makes a power move. Baths for fancy boys. Rand has a nightmare. Jenn blows Jess's mind, like, three time. Lan is, really, a very patient man. Jess fucks up her history facts.

Aes Sedai cooties. Hairdo drama. Moiraine makes a power move. Baths for fancy boys. Rand has a nightmare. Jenn blows Jess's mind, like, three time. Lan is, really, a very patient man. Jess fucks up her history facts.

Ep. 8 - Eye of the World: Ch. 13 & 14

Random wagon children. Jenn's dealer. Thom makes that jingle jangle. Mat punks the Inquisition. Rand gets a headache. Min gets creepy. Lan gets horny. Nynaeve is coming for your dicks, throwing alllll the shade and serving alllll the tea.

Random wagon children. Jenn's dealer. Thom makes that jingle jangle. Mat punks the Inquisition. Rand gets a headache. Min gets creepy. Lan gets horny. Nynaeve is coming for your dicks, throwing alllll the shade and serving alllll the tea.

Ep. 9 - Eye of the World: Ch. 15 & 16

Canadian-US book recommendation exchange rates. Yo, how much do we fucking hate Couladin, right? The Great Ogier Purge of 2018. Spoilers for daaaaaaaays. Gatekeeping is gross, don't do it. Something corny about the resilience of the human spirit, I guess? -- Featuring our good great friend Daniel Greene, who is a giant nerd! Here's where you can find Daniel:  Youtube Twitter Instagram 

Canadian-US book recommendation exchange rates. Yo, how much do we fucking hate Couladin, right? The Great Ogier Purge of 2018. Spoilers for daaaaaaaays. Gatekeeping is gross, don't do it. Something corny about the resilience of the human spirit, I guess? -- Featuring our good great friend Daniel Greene, who is a giant nerd! Here's where you can find Daniel: <ul> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw--xPGVVxYzRsWyV1nFqgg" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Youtube</a></li> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/danielbgreene" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Twitter</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/dgreene101/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Instagram</a></li> </ul>

Bonus Ep. 2 - The Kurt Cobain of Ogier

Mosh pit at an Anthrax concert. Magic swords. Dead-ass stepping over walls. Speaking in tongues. Big time hoo-doo. Some bonus spoilers, even. The old blood sings, y'all. 

Mosh pit at an Anthrax concert. Magic swords. Dead-ass stepping over walls. Speaking in tongues. Big time hoo-doo. Some bonus spoilers, even. The old blood sings, y'all.

Ep. 10 - Eye of the World: Ch. 17 & 18

We get all up in Mashadar. Mat rolls for dumbass and CRITS. More damned Trollocs. Purgatory of Fuckery. What the hell is Mordeth's deal, though? Perrin falls in the drink. Thom, Mat, and Rand go sailing. We meet the Westland's premier Pirate King. Jenn &amp; Jess go on a bit of a rant.

We get all up in Mashadar. Mat rolls for dumbass and CRITS. More damned Trollocs. Purgatory of Fuckery. What the hell is Mordeth's deal, though? Perrin falls in the drink. Thom, Mat, and Rand go sailing. We meet the Westland's premier Pirate King. Jenn &amp; Jess go on a bit of a rant.

Ep. 11 - Eye of the World: Ch. 19 & 20

Nynaeve feels smug. Moiraine bursts Nynaeve's bubble. Lans feel some type of way and has tree trunk arms. Perrin is boring. Egwene is...Egwene. Bela kicks ass. Exposition for daaaaaays. Spoiler alert: skip 37:40-41:45 if you haven't read book 7. #WoT #WoTWednesday #WheelofTime #WoTwitter #TwitterofTime

Nynaeve feels smug. Moiraine bursts Nynaeve's bubble. Lans feel some type of way and has tree trunk arms. Perrin is boring. Egwene is...Egwene. Bela kicks ass. Exposition for daaaaaays. Spoiler alert: skip 37:40-41:45 if you haven't read book 7. #WoT #WoTWednesday #WheelofTime #WoTwitter #TwitterofTime

Ep. 12 - Eye of the World: Ch. 21 & 22

We learn about vitamin deficiency and the weather. Perrin &amp; Egwene's celebrity mashup name. Oh shit, it's Daniel Boone. I mean Davey Crockett. I mean Paul Bunyan. Jess sings a camp song. Drink every time Mat mentions treasure or is a dumbass. Rand ponders the nature of madness. What the fuck is a buckthorn? Our Discord: https://discord.gg/ShfNysV YEET.

We learn about vitamin deficiency and the weather. Perrin &amp; Egwene's celebrity mashup name. Oh shit, it's Daniel Boone. I mean Davey Crockett. I mean Paul Bunyan. Jess sings a camp song. Drink every time Mat mentions treasure or is a dumbass. Rand ponders the nature of madness. What the fuck is a buckthorn? Our Discord: <a href="https://discord.gg/ShfNysV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/ShfNysV </a>YEET.

Ep. 13 - Eye of the World: Ch. 23 & 24

Exposition out the ass. Egwene is a little bit racist. Perrin is a little bit sexist. Bayle Domon transports that good ish and is pirate af. Thom is a big damn hero but we still dunk on him. We talk holidays and get up in our feelings a little bit. Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/5vPxfH Jenna Nicholls: https://www.jennanicholls.com Ingrid Michaelson: https://www.ingridmichaelson.com/ 

Exposition out the ass. Egwene is a little bit racist. Perrin is a little bit sexist. Bayle Domon transports that good ish and is pirate af. Thom is a big damn hero but we still dunk on him. We talk holidays and get up in our feelings a little bit. Join our Discord! <a href="https://discord.gg/ShfNysV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/5vPxfH</a> Jenna Nicholls: <a href="https://www.jennanicholls.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.jennanicholls.com</a> Ingrid Michaelson: <a href="https://www.ingridmichaelson.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.ingridmichaelson.com/</a>

Ep. 14 - Eye of the World: Ch. 25 & 26

Killjoy McGee. Airstream campers, but painted. Perrin is Dad. Lan is Daddy. We go on a journey into Jenn's beautiful brain meat. Nynaeve is an edge lord. 

Killjoy McGee. Airstream campers, but painted. Perrin is Dad. Lan is Daddy. We go on a journey into Jenn's beautiful brain meat. Nynaeve is an edge lord.

Ep. 15 - Eye of the World: Ch. 27 & 28

The White Tower Podcast is on indefinite hiatus. No content will be created for the foreseeable future.---Love the Wheel of Time? Hate the Wheel of Time? SO DO WE! Listen every week for chapter synapsass, in-depth discussion, and plenty of real talk about Robert Jordan’s epic fantasy series.

Found this podcast this week while looking for a wheel of time pod to listen to. Wanted something that would be fun but also talk about all the things I would discuss with friends if I had any friends who actually had read the wheel of time. The banter between hosts is fun and they obviously care greatly for one another and care about this series as well. My biggest complaint is I have been binging this pod while at work and thus cannot join in any of their many toasts they raise as part of their discussion. I did join them in toasting over the weekend when I was out mowing my yard... the lines aren’t that crooked. Overall awesome pod!

Good fun

It’s a good podcast about the wheel of time. Great and fun community.

It’s Good

The White Tower Podcast is on indefinite hiatus. No content will be created for the foreseeable future. --- Love the Wheel of Time? Hate the Wheel of Time? SO DO WE! Listen every week for chapter synapsass, in-depth discussion, and plenty of real talk about Robert Jordan’s epic fantasy series.

The White Tower: A Wheel of Time Podcast

Binocular shit. Host of ghosts. Birgitte 100% has the biggest dick of all. Time stop hentai. Sheepherder ascendent. Vaccinate your fucking kids. Grade A Ass-Dick, Artur Hawkwing.

Binocular shit. Host of ghosts. Birgitte 100% has the biggest dick of all. Time stop hentai. Sheepherder ascendent. Vaccinate your fucking kids. Grade A Ass-Dick, Artur Hawkwing.

Ep. 52 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 46 & 47

Where the shorties at? Logain is Daddy and/or a snacc. Dagger Mat is a cock. Fantasy social safety nets. Big Ta'veren energy. Elayne got that mouth. Welcome to Collar Club. Pour one out for the Library at Alexandria.

Where the shorties at? Logain is Daddy and/or a snacc. Dagger Mat is a cock. Fantasy social safety nets. Big Ta'veren energy. Elayne got that mouth. Welcome to Collar Club. Pour one out for the Library at Alexandria.

 Ep. 21 - The Eye of the World: Ch. 39 & 40

Vis-à-vis pissing on the carpet. Old lady time wake and bake. Put that in your smoke and pipe it. A skullet. Where's my backup singers?! That BIG Ta'veren Energy.   Transcript: http://bit.ly/Episode38Transcript Twitter: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter Instagram: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta Facebook: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon Discord: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord Website: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite

Vis-à-vis pissing on the carpet. Old lady time wake and bake. Put that in your smoke and pipe it. A skullet. Where's my backup singers?! That BIG Ta'veren Energy. Transcript: <a href="http://bit.ly/Episode38Transcript" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/Episode38Transcript</a> Twitter: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter</a> Instagram: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta</a> Facebook: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook</a> Patreon: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon</a> Discord: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord</a> Website: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite</a>

Ep. 38 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 20 & 21

Buck-toothed hayseed. We need and old priest and a young priest. Coronavirus-riddled sister. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Possibly our most drunken episode to date.

Buck-toothed hayseed. We need and old priest and a young priest. Coronavirus-riddled sister. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Possibly our most drunken episode to date.

Ep. 63 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 18 & 19

TGI Fridays in the airport. The most powerful lats. We're on a mission from God. All over hell's half acre. Friends and Emilies. #MoiraineIsADarkfriend2019  Abigail Sedai's Etsy Shop Join our Discord Support us on Patreon

TGI Fridays in the airport. The most powerful lats. We're on a mission from God. All over hell's half acre. Friends and Emilies. #MoiraineIsADarkfriend2019  <a href="https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/GeektoStudiosShop" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Abigail Sedai's Etsy Shop</a> <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Join our Discord</a> <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Support us on Patreon</a>

Ep. 29 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 2 & 3

Lizzo. So much butt talk. Reed can bench press God. Thug Loial. That pirate guy. The sassy teen. Episode Transcript Twitter: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter Instagram: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta Facebook: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon Discord: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord Website: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite

Lizzo. So much butt talk. Reed can bench press God. Thug Loial. That pirate guy. The sassy teen. Episode Transcript Twitter: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter</a> Instagram: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta</a> Facebook: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook</a> Patreon: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon</a> Discord: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord</a> Website: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite</a>

Ep. 41 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 26 & 27

Hologram shit. Badass boy sword stuff. Badass kung-fu matrix time warp motion bendy stuff. In my head, Karen. Surprise, bitch. Get a different fuckin' job, man.

Hologram shit. Badass boy sword stuff. Badass kung-fu matrix time warp motion bendy stuff. In my head, Karen. Surprise, bitch. Get a different fuckin' job, man.

Ep. 28 - The Great Hunt: Prologue & Chapter 1

We welcome back friend of the show Daniel Greene to talk about what our favorite WoT characters would be if they existed in the modern world. We even actually talk about that some of the time.  Daniel's YouTube Daniel's Twitter Daniel's Instagram 

We welcome back friend of the show Daniel Greene to talk about what our favorite WoT characters would be if they existed in the modern world. We even actually talk about that some of the time. <ul> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw--xPGVVxYzRsWyV1nFqgg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Daniel's YouTube</a></li> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/DanielBGreene" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Daniel's Twitter</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/dgreene101/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Daniel's Instagram</a></li> </ul>

Bonus Ep. 10 - Disappointment Sweat

Jenn is tired. Jess is under-medicated. Pimpin' the Patreon. That pure uncut shit. Start the whole thing over but with Perrin as the Dragon Reborn. There was some other funny shit but it's in Jess's other notebook. Now with 50% more synapsass! 

Jenn is tired. Jess is under-medicated. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/whitetowerpod" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">Pimpin' the Patreon</a>. That pure uncut shit. Start the whole thing over but with Perrin as the Dragon Reborn. There was some other funny shit but it's in Jess's other notebook. Now with 50% more synapsass!

Ep. 27 - The Eye of the World: Ch. 51, 52, & 53

The non-canon canon Amyrlin. The Flamingo's Fang. Tall and wide, like my ass. Mat's canon boner. Chopsticks. A Very Athletic Boi. Hurricane drill yoga pose. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon

The non-canon canon Amyrlin. The Flamingo's Fang. Tall and wide, like my ass. Mat's canon boner. Chopsticks. A Very Athletic Boi. Hurricane drill yoga pose. Find us online: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon</a>

Ep. 51 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 44 & 45

Saved from rabies and a lion. Okay, Theoden King. Dick deep in it. Waxing poetic. Fuckin' ravens. Perrin has +5 to perception. Tai'shar Uno.

Saved from rabies and a lion. Okay, Theoden King. Dick deep in it. Waxing poetic. Fuckin' ravens. Perrin has +5 to perception. Tai'shar Uno.

Ep. 54 - The Dragon Reborn: Prologue & Ch. 1

The newest Bond film, 'Darkspawn Don't Die With Dignity'. Kingsfoil &amp; her sister, Vandene. 5 real girthy pages. Fuckin' stigmata. Episode Transcript: http://bit.ly/Episode39Transcript Twitter: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter Instagram: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta Facebook: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon Discord: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord Website: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite

The newest Bond film, 'Darkspawn Don't Die With Dignity'. Kingsfoil &amp; her sister, Vandene. 5 real girthy pages. Fuckin' stigmata. Episode Transcript: <a href="bit.ly/Episode39Transcript" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/Episode39Transcript</a> Twitter: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter</a> Instagram: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta</a> Facebook: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook</a> Patreon: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon</a> Discord: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord</a> Website: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite</a>

Ep. 39 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 22 & 23

It's okay to smelly like flowers. Two paragraphs of personality. Classy and politically intelligent. Dagger Mat. Sheepdip. That dank Avendesora. Twitter: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter Instagram: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta Facebook: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon Discord: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord Website: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite

It's okay to smelly like flowers. Two paragraphs of personality. Classy and politically intelligent. Dagger Mat. Sheepdip. That dank Avendesora. Twitter: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter</a> Instagram: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta</a> Facebook: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook</a> Patreon: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon</a> Discord: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord</a> Website: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite</a>

Ep. 45 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 34 & 35

Lesbian sea shanties. Geographically illiterate. Full feral. A Flintstone's vitamin and a band-aid. Press F to pay respects. Schrodinger's Verin. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon

Lesbian sea shanties. Geographically illiterate. Full feral. A Flintstone's vitamin and a band-aid. Press F to pay respects. Schrodinger's Verin. Find us online: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon</a>

Ep. 58 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 8 & 9

Welcome to today. Grandma activities ONLY in this house. No time, no candy for twats. Big Ta'veren Energy. Jenn re-aligns her chakras. Fuck Denethor. The un-gettable get.

Welcome to today. Grandma activities ONLY in this house. No time, no candy for twats. Big Ta'veren Energy. Jenn re-aligns her chakras. Fuck Denethor. The un-gettable get.

 Ep. 25 - The Eye of the World: Ch. 47 & 48

Hell of an effort. A lethal combination. The webs we weave. Liandrin &amp; Suroth, one night only. So much fuckery. They get their spell slots back. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod

Hell of an effort. A lethal combination. The webs we weave. Liandrin &amp; Suroth, one night only. So much fuckery. They get their spell slots back. Find us online: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod</a>

Ep. 48 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 40 & 41

Enjoy our dumpster fire of a live stream! See the full video on YouTube: https://youtu.be/5lNfos__G6k

Enjoy our dumpster fire of a live stream! See the full video on YouTube: <a href="https://youtu.be/5lNfos__G6k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/5lNfos__G6k</a>

Ep. 20 - The Eye of the World: Ch. 37 & 38 LIVE! on Twitch

A socially acceptable amount of wine. Nobody wants a cursed dick. He's a bitch; stop blowing him up, please. A band called Mat's Leather Sack. Hurin, the True Messiah. The chancla has power. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon

A socially acceptable amount of wine. Nobody wants a cursed dick. He's a bitch; stop blowing him up, please. A band called Mat's Leather Sack. Hurin, the True Messiah. The chancla has power. Find us online: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod</a> Support us on Patreon: <a href="http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon</a>

Ep. 59 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 10 & 11

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