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Not to be confused with Legopolis, which uses a different type of block transfer computation (although it does explain A... Read more

What happens when a man who likes to climb tall buildings meets a man who likes to jump out of windows and they get into... Read more

A haunting documentary about Sir Mick Jagger’s eight children (by five women), five grand-children and one great grand-c... Read more

It’s not easy trying to create a religion based on geometrical objects, you know.The Hexagon got lost in the post, the O... Read more

Leave your homework for a moment kid, there’s a giggling giant strolling through the house kicking down all the doors an... Read more

During his gap year, a fashion student goes on a minor tour of the Greek islands only to get stranded on one. He gives ... Read more

The Scorpio family’s house burns down so they decide to go and stay with Granddad. But, as with all long journeys, they... Read more

A group of S and M fanatics (wearing gimp masks made from their mum’s tights) get lost on a skiing trip to the South Pol... Read more

The Doctor and Romana travel to a French cafe where they drink a lot of Duggan Punch. It causes them to get a bit hyper... Read more

Avon’s got a problem. His big end’s gone. But not to worry, he knows where the nearest Honda garage is. Unfortunately,... Read more

Anybody need a hand?A snooty pianist is rather attached to both of his but his father’s murderer is looking to add them ... Read more

Are you ill? Do you suffer from common diseases, like influenza, diphtheria and death? If the answer to that question ... Read more

Dracula’s an idiot.We all know that he’s desperate for some eternal rumpy pumpy (let’s be honest, who isn’t?) and yes, h... Read more

Cheating landlords, sweaty barmaids, melting tramps, hysterical sluts, twitchy sex pests, burning dogs, an army of alien... Read more

Staff at the remote St Grumpy’s Hospital in the sleepy little village of Nowhere-on-the-wold don’t know what’s hit them ... Read more

Dear 500 Year Old DiaryIt’s been an odd sort of day.For no apparent reason, I suddenly sprouted lots of extra invisible ... Read more

Originally called The Mummy Snored, this is Hammer’s only attempt at a horror-comedy-whodunnit.A narcoleptic accountant,... Read more

When you live in a castle on an island with a lot of ex-seventies male pornstars who can't afford car doors for company,... Read more

A professional cat impressionist with an outdated sense of dress, a medically recognised allergy to sunlight and a despe... Read more

Lisssping lizardssss plan to spread their seed across the planet (eurgh!) and invade, but the Doctor gets them to agree ... Read more