Ranked #1
Face Your Family Like a Holiday Hero (UPDATED)
Face Your Family Like a Holiday Hero (UPDATED)
The holidays are nothing if not the perfect time to practice your latest political diatribes and hygiene-related insults... Read more
6 Dec 2017
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44mins
Ranked #2
Be a Better Wedding Guest
Be a Better Wedding Guest
When someone else's wedding bells start ringing, you have just one job. JUST ONE JOB. Don't. F***. Things. Up. Unfortu... Read more
25 Apr 2018
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30mins
Ranked #3
Be Very, Very Good at Mother's Day
Be Very, Very Good at Mother's Day
Mother's Day. Amiright? It's like the Saw movie franchise of holidays. Because every year or so, you think, "Oh. Wow. Is... Read more
11 May 2018
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35mins
Ranked #4
Handle Ghosts Like a GD Boss
Handle Ghosts Like a GD Boss
Ghosts are a part of a real adult's everyday life. Don't believe us? Give the Smiths a chance to change your mind. Don't... Read more
1 Nov 2017
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1hr 6mins
Ranked #5
De-Stress Already
De-Stress Already
Boy, stress is sure awful. Not only does it cause anxiety, but, as the Smiths learned this week, it can lead to sudden a... Read more
8 Nov 2017
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42mins
Ranked #6
Be a Better Valentine. Or Don't. We Don't Really Care.
Be a Better Valentine. Or Don't. We Don't Really Care.
[FAIR WARNING, this episode gets more explicit than most, in some really strange and surprising ways. But don't blame us... Read more
31 Jan 2018
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58mins
Ranked #7
Halloween Better
Halloween Better
Look, there are a lot of seriously awful Halloween costume ideas out there. This week, with the help of Shannon Downey f... Read more
25 Oct 2017
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53mins
Ranked #8
Get Some GD Culture
Get Some GD Culture
Culture is the sweet-ass spice of life that makes it worth living. Shakespeare said that. Or maybe it was Gandhi. Or may... Read more
15 Nov 2017
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52mins
Ranked #9
Decorate for the Holidays Like a Serious Real Person
Decorate for the Holidays Like a Serious Real Person
Some people think decorating for the holidays is easy, and that's absolutely correct. Tape some Christmas lights to your... Read more
29 Nov 2017
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53mins
Ranked #10
Bear and Raise Children Without Causing Irreparable Harm
Bear and Raise Children Without Causing Irreparable Harm
The decision to become a parent is a big one. There's a lot to consider, like "Will I cause accidental and irreparable l... Read more
14 Feb 2018
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47mins
Ranked #11
Get a Massage, and Don't be Weird About It
Get a Massage, and Don't be Weird About It
Massages are supposed to be relaxing...so why do they give us so much anxiety? This week, the Smiths take on the many di... Read more
7 Mar 2018
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31mins
Ranked #12
Handle Credit Card Debt Like a Brave Hero
Handle Credit Card Debt Like a Brave Hero
We got a letter from a listener who wanted to know just how scared he should be about getting his first solo credit card... Read more
28 Feb 2018
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35mins
Ranked #13
Communicate with Laser-Like Focus
Communicate with Laser-Like Focus
Look, let's face it: Communication is hard. And it's not made any easier by the fact that digital platforms give us a pr... Read more
22 Nov 2017
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53mins
Ranked #14
Get a Pet, Okay?
Get a Pet, Okay?
You know who loves pets? Literally everyone. You know who doesn't love pets? Sociopaths, which we understand does detrac... Read more
28 Mar 2018
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38mins
Ranked #15
Move Without All That Dumb Stress
Move Without All That Dumb Stress
If you're a living person who's alive, you've probably moved at least once, and boy, you know that sh*t is the absolute ... Read more
18 Apr 2018
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21mins