A twenty-something Reddit user discovers not every household is equipped with a poop knife, former Facebook VP apologizes for initializing the downfall of civilization, and a Thai cosmetic surgery shop makes headlines for its penis bleaching. Links:[Light] I was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. : confessionFormer Facebook exec: Social media is ‘ripping apart’ society | New York PostThai penis whitening fad drives social media nuts, SE Asia News &amp; Top Stories - The Straits Times

A twenty-something Reddit user discovers not every household is equipped with a poop knife, former Facebook VP apologizes for initializing the downfall of civilization, and a Thai cosmetic surgery shop makes headlines for its penis bleaching. Links:<ul><li><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/?st=JCCSBP5T&amp;sh=f591af5f" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">[Light] I was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. : confession</a></li><li><a href="https://nypost.com/2017/12/11/former-facebook-exec-social-media-is-ripping-apart-society/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Former Facebook exec: Social media is ‘ripping apart’ society | New York Post</a></li><li><a href="http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/thai-penis-whitening-fad-drives-social-media-nut?utm_campaign=Echobox&amp;utm_medium=Social&amp;utm_source=Facebook&amp;xtor=CS1-10" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Thai penis whitening fad drives social media nuts, SE Asia News &amp; Top Stories - The Straits Times</a></li></ul>

Episode 112: Glowing in the Light of a Two Girls One Cup Subreddit

Trump reassures the nation of his mental stability through a series of unhinged tweets, the New York Times throws shade at deceased Mormon president, and Mike and Justin discuss media bias and echo chambers. Links:Thomas Monson, President of the Mormon Church, Dies at 90 - The New York TimesStatement from President Donald J. Trump Regarding the Passing of Thomas S. Monson, President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints | The White HouseTrump Calls Buchanan A `Hitler Lover' - tribunedigital-orlandosentinel

Trump reassures the nation of his mental stability through a series of unhinged tweets, the New York Times throws shade at deceased Mormon president, and Mike and Justin discuss media bias and echo chambers. Links:<ul><li><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/03/obituaries/thomas-monson-dies.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Thomas Monson, President of the Mormon Church, Dies at 90 - The New York Times</a></li><li><a href="https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-president-donald-j-trump-regarding-passing-thomas-s-monson-president-church-jesus-christ-latter-day-saints/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Statement from President Donald J. Trump Regarding the Passing of Thomas S. Monson, President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints | The White House</a></li><li><a href="http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/1999-10-25/news/9910250078_1_reform-party-trump-buchanan" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump Calls Buchanan A `Hitler Lover' - tribunedigital-orlandosentinel</a></li></ul>

Episode 111: “Kick ‘Em While They’re Dead” 

Russian immigrants “ruin” grits, Justin corrects his philosophy on tipping, Mike introduces a new pornographic genre to a crowd, and Donald Trump eats like a poor person’s idea of a rich person.Links:Donald Trump’s diet is driven by fear. I tried it for a day - The Globe and MailDaring Fireball: Trump, Behind Closed Doors, on Haitians and Nigerians

Russian immigrants “ruin” grits, Justin corrects his philosophy on tipping, Mike introduces a new pornographic genre to a crowd, and Donald Trump eats like a poor person’s idea of a rich person.Links:<ul><li><a href="https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/a-day-on-the-donald-trump-diet/article37392791/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Donald Trump’s diet is driven by fear. I tried it for a day - The Globe and Mail</a></li><li><a href="https://daringfireball.net/linked/2017/12/23/trump-haitians-nigerians" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Daring Fireball: Trump, Behind Closed Doors, on Haitians and Nigerians</a></li></ul>

Episode 110: ‘Morality Chicken’

Mike and Justin discuss the ethics of onanism, patriotism and various other isms. Links:A Virginia Democrat won her recount by a single vote.

Mike and Justin discuss the ethics of onanism, patriotism and various other isms. Links:<ul><li><a href="https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/12/a-virginia-democrat-won-her-recount-by-a-single-vote.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">A Virginia Democrat won her recount by a single vote.</a></li></ul>

Episode 109: ‘Marble Play and Rowboating’

Mike visits a gay bar and learns exactly how hot (or not) he is, Roy Moore almost becomes a senator, woman claims she’s had sex with 20 ghosts, and John learns to use food to assert his control over a Boy Scout.Links:Roy Moore: Last Time America Was 'Great' Was During 'Slavery'Trump Super PAC Gets 12-Year-Old Girl To Interview Roy Moore | HuffPostRoy Moore on whether he dated teenage girls: “Not generally, no” - VoxWoman Claims She's Had Sex With 20 Ghosts -- And Prefers Them To Men | HuffPostYou Can Now Buy A Chocolate Mold Of Your Lover’s Anus. I Repeat, Your Lover’s Anus. - Awkward.com

Mike visits a gay bar and learns exactly how hot (or not) he is, Roy Moore almost becomes a senator, woman claims she’s had sex with 20 ghosts, and John learns to use food to assert his control over a Boy Scout.Links:<ul><li><a href="http://www.newsweek.com/roy-moore-last-time-america-great-during-slavery-741845" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Roy Moore: Last Time America Was 'Great' Was During 'Slavery'</a></li><li><a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-super-pac-girl-roy-moore_us_5a2e9698e4b0a290f05255a9" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump Super PAC Gets 12-Year-Old Girl To Interview Roy Moore | HuffPost</a></li><li><a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/11/10/16635442/roy-moore-hannity-interview-sex-allegations" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Roy Moore on whether he dated teenage girls: “Not generally, no” - Vox</a></li><li><a href="https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5a29a1e7e4b03ece03010f83" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Woman Claims She's Had Sex With 20 Ghosts -- And Prefers Them To Men | HuffPost</a></li><li><a href="http://awkward.com/can-now-buy-chocolate-mold-lovers-anus-repeat-lovers-anus/?utm_source=SE-Page&amp;utm_medium=SE-Page&amp;utm_campaign=SE-Page" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">You Can Now Buy A Chocolate Mold Of Your Lover’s Anus. I Repeat, Your Lover’s Anus. - Awkward.com</a></li></ul>

Episode 108: “Schrödinger's Hot or Not”, with Special Guest John Buttram

Trumped Up returns. Links:Chris Christie fetching Trump McDonald's was fake story, former adviser claimsAleksey Vayner

Trumped Up returns. Links:<ul><li><a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-christie-mcdonalds-fake-news-2017-11" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Chris Christie fetching Trump McDonald's was fake story, former adviser claims</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGMaVC1YVlQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Aleksey Vayner</a></li></ul>

Episode 107: ‘Fudge Punking’

Mike and Justin discuss birth, death and hypothetical gay sex. Links:Dad petitions school to change mascot since "phoenix" sounds like penisJules on Twitter: "Roy Moore &amp; his wife literally took an old letter of support by 53 pastors, and forged it to make it seem like he was still supported AFTER the allegations of sexual assault on minors came out. So far, multiple people named in the letter have demanded they be removed from it."Summarizing Things Poorly with Mike Smith | The Skeptic Studio

Mike and Justin discuss birth, death and hypothetical gay sex. Links:<ul><li><a href="http://mashable.com/2017/11/14/dad-petition-phoenix-mascot-farmington-utah/#08P0QWsIIPqZ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dad petitions school to change mascot since "phoenix" sounds like penis</a></li><li><a href="https://mobile.twitter.com/jules_su/status/930505440559058945" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jules on Twitter: "Roy Moore &amp; his wife literally took an old letter of support by 53 pastors, and forged it to make it seem like he was still supported AFTER the allegations of sexual assault on minors came out. So far, multiple people named in the letter have demanded they be removed from it."</a></li><li><a href="https://www.spreaker.com/user/brainstormpodcast/summarizing-things-poorly-with-mike-smit" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Summarizing Things Poorly with Mike Smith | The Skeptic Studio</a></li></ul>

Episode 106: ‘Well-behaved Bobblehead’

Roy Moore, Louis C.K., Boy Scout miscellany and 280-character tweets.Links:Justin on Twitter: "2,067 replies and 40 likes. Yep, that turned out exactly as you’d expect. https://t.co/W7STYjf5Ti"53 Alabama Pastors Sign Petition Supporting The Character Of Roy Moore - The IntellectualistKeith Boykin on Twitter: "When Obama was in office, only 30% of white evangelicals would forgive a president's immoral behavior. Now it's 72%. https://t.co/c6FlHbziMi https://t.co/VTNov7TJRk"Russia to Bulgarians: Please stop painting over Soviet-era monuments to look like Ronald McDonald and Superman | National PostSummarizing Things Poorly with Mike Smith | The Skeptic Studio | Spreaker

Roy Moore, Louis C.K., Boy Scout miscellany and 280-character tweets.Links:<ul><li><a href="https://twitter.com/onlytruejustin/status/930194574441631744" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Justin on Twitter: "2,067 replies and 40 likes. Yep, that turned out exactly as you’d expect. https://t.co/W7STYjf5Ti"</a></li><li><a href="https://www.themaven.net/theintellectualist/news/53-alabama-pastors-sign-petition-supporting-the-character-of-roy-moore-AUk-790slEGhfpMhDyJdHQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">53 Alabama Pastors Sign Petition Supporting The Character Of Roy Moore - The Intellectualist</a></li><li><a href="https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/908283497365811201" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Keith Boykin on Twitter: "When Obama was in office, only 30% of white evangelicals would forgive a president's immoral behavior. Now it's 72%. https://t.co/c6FlHbziMi https://t.co/VTNov7TJRk"</a></li><li><a href="http://nationalpost.com/news/russia-to-bulgarians-please-stop-painting-over-soviet-era-monuments-to-look-like-ronald-mcdonald-and-superman" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Russia to Bulgarians: Please stop painting over Soviet-era monuments to look like Ronald McDonald and Superman | National Post</a></li><li><a href="https://www.spreaker.com/user/brainstormpodcast/summarizing-things-poorly-with-mike-smit" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Summarizing Things Poorly with Mike Smith | The Skeptic Studio | Spreaker</a></li></ul>

Episode 105: ‘Impossibly Flirtatious’

Mike describes a faith discussion cut short with an estranged friend and the Boy Scouts of America’s new policy allowing girls to participate. Links:The State of Free Speech and Tolerance in America | Cato Institute

Mike describes a faith discussion cut short with an estranged friend and the Boy Scouts of America’s new policy allowing girls to participate. Links:<ul><li><a href="https://www.cato.org/survey-reports/state-free-speech-tolerance-america" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The State of Free Speech and Tolerance in America | Cato Institute</a></li></ul>

Episode 104: ‘I Don’t Care to Discuss This’

The guys take a week off and fill the void with an episode from our Patrons-only podcast, Mike’s Mission Journal. 

The guys take a week off and fill the void with an episode from our Patrons-only podcast, Mike’s Mission Journal.

Episode 103: Mike’s Mission Journal Ep. 3

Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.

...for an extremely specific demographic. 😇

Pee your pants funny...

Man those guys f&amp;:@$&amp; curse a lot. Great show looking forward to more.

The Cog Dis f&$@ers

Poorly Summarized

John McAfee offers to trick a corpse into revealing a secret, Trump loves the poorly educated, China builds a ghost town, and Mike and Justin swap prank stories.          Show notes    Follow-up   JOHN MCAFEE: I’ll decrypt the San Bernardino phone free of charge so Apple doesn’t need to place a back door on its product Sam Harris’s take on the Apple vs. FBI case  Trumped Up  Who Said It: Presidential Hopeful Donald Trump or ‘Idiocracy’ President Camacho? On Princess Diana  Stupid Shit My Friends Post  35 Reasons to vote for Trump  Is This a Thing?  Thai princess gets $40,000 toilet built for her 3-day visit to Cambodia  Eye Candy  Surreal photos of China’s failed ‘city of the future’ 

John McAfee offers to trick a corpse into revealing a secret, Trump loves the poorly educated, China builds a ghost town, and Mike and Justin swap prank stories. <a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> Show notes   Follow-up <ul> <li><a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/john-mcafee-ill-decrypt-san-bernardino-phone-for-free-2016-2" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">JOHN MCAFEE: I’ll decrypt the San Bernardino phone free of charge so Apple doesn’t need to place a back door on its product</a></li> <li><a href="https://overcast.fm/+BSCAiZfqg/08:37" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Sam Harris’s take on the Apple vs. FBI case</a></li> </ul> Trumped Up <ul> <li><a href="http://flavorwire.com/537887/who-said-it-presidential-hopeful-donald-trump-or-idiocracy-president-camacho" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Who Said It: Presidential Hopeful Donald Trump or ‘Idiocracy’ President Camacho?</a></li> <li><a href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/Donald-Trump-claimed-he-could-have-had-sex-with-Princess-Diana-in-interview-months-after-her-death/articleshow/51164863.cms" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">On Princess Diana</a></li> </ul> Stupid Shit My Friends Post <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/posts/1040408659374054" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">35 Reasons to vote for Trump</a></li> </ul> Is This a Thing? <ul> <li><a href="http://mashable.com/2016/02/22/thai-princess-toilet/#rspjjiuVraqO" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Thai princess gets $40,000 toilet built for her 3-day visit to Cambodia</a></li> </ul> Eye Candy <ul> <li><a href="http://www.techinsider.io/chinese-ghost-town-2016-1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Surreal photos of China’s failed ‘city of the future’</a></li> </ul>

Episode 17: ‘A Story, an Analogy and a Word,’ with Special Guest Sunish Oturkar

Emily Ekins

Cato Institute’s Emily Ekins weighs in on microaggressions, Mike kisses a man on the mouth, Justin and Mike speak Mandarin and International Rescue Committee volunteer Claire Peterson shares her thoughts on refugees and xenophobia.    Full show notes on our Facebook page.

Cato Institute’s Emily Ekins weighs in on microaggressions, Mike kisses a man on the mouth, Justin and Mike speak Mandarin and International Rescue Committee volunteer Claire Peterson shares her thoughts on refugees and xenophobia. Full show notes on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our Facebook page</a>.

Episode 3: 'Raised on Mayo and White Bread in Kentucky', with Special Guest Emily Ekins

Seán McGuire

Sunish makes a cameo, an $8 bowl of Frosted Flakes in Times Square constitutes fine dining, the bitter almond tree gets ‘banned,’ an intern circulates a footwear petition, and #HeterosexualPrideDay trends on Twitter.          SHOW NOTES Intro  Share a Slice Podcast  Follow-up  Origin of Marcus Flat-earth campfire debate  Trumped up  1994 rape allegation On Mike Tyson On Polanski On Trans-Pacific Partnership  Is this a thing?  Kellogg’s cereal as dining event  Stupid shit my friends post  Bitter almonds  Reasonable or ridiculous  Fired for proposing a more flexible dress code Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt  Know your meme  #HeterosexualPrideDay  Eye candy  Lines dividing rich and poor    Special Guest: Seán McGuire.

Sunish makes a cameo, an $8 bowl of Frosted Flakes in Times Square constitutes fine dining, the bitter almond tree gets ‘banned,’ an intern circulates a footwear petition, and #HeterosexualPrideDay trends on Twitter. <a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> SHOW NOTES Intro <ul> <li><a href="http://shareaslicepodcast.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Share a Slice Podcast</a></li> </ul> Follow-up <ul> <li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_%28name%29" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Origin of Marcus</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/ottawa/flat-earth-debate-leads-to-fire-police-call-1.3634692" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Flat-earth campfire debate</a></li> </ul> Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="http://www.snopes.com/2016/06/23/donald-trump-rape-lawsuit/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">1994 rape allegation</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/12/when-donald-trump-tried-get-mike-tyson-out-of-prison-time-of-rape" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">On Mike Tyson</a></li> <li><a href="http://jezebel.com/5369395/whoopi-on-roman-polanski-it-wasnt-rape-rape" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">On Polanski</a></li> <li><a href="https://theintercept.com/2016/06/30/donald-trump-doesnt-seem-to-understand-what-rape-is/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">On Trans-Pacific Partnership</a></li> </ul> Is this a thing? <ul> <li><a href="http://www.wsj.com/articles/frosted-flakes-as-dining-event-welcome-to-the-experience-economy-1467131337" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kellogg’s cereal as dining event</a></li> </ul> Stupid shit my friends post <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FPoorlysummarized%2Fposts%2F1122543021160617" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bitter almonds</a></li> </ul> Reasonable or ridiculous <ul> <li><a href="http://www.askamanager.org/2016/06/i-was-fired-from-my-internship-for-writing-a-proposal-for-a-more-flexible-dress-code.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Fired for proposing a more flexible dress code</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0234588/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt</a></li> </ul> Know your meme <ul> <li><a href="http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/_heterosexualprideday_is_trending_on_twitter_here_s_the_guy_who_started_it_and_here_are_some_of_the_best_responses" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">#HeterosexualPrideDay</a></li> </ul> Eye candy <ul> <li><a href="http://www.demilked.com/drone-photos-inequality-south-africa-johnny-miller/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Lines dividing rich and poor</a></li> </ul> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/drone-photos-inequality-south-africa-johnny-miller-2.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/drone-photos-inequality-south-africa-johnny-miller-14.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/1008651_10200764004636186_1318422522_o.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a>Special Guest: Seán McGuire.

Episode 35: ‘You Could Have Been a Journalist’ with Special Guest Seán McGuire

Mike bans “hip hip hooray” from his household, Phuc Dat Bich is a liar, Mike used to live with a porn star*, Justin tries to summon Bloody Mary, and other Thanksgiving stories.    Full show notes on our Facebook page. *Before she became a porn star.

Mike bans “hip hip hooray” from his household, Phuc Dat Bich is a liar, Mike used to live with a porn star*, Justin tries to summon Bloody Mary, and other Thanksgiving stories. Full show notes on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our Facebook page</a>. *Before she became a porn star.

Episode 4: 'Going out of their Way to Find Joy in Life'

Chris Holifield

Krissie Shelley

A cop mistakes donut glaze for crystal meth, Clinton’s husband wears a fetching pantsuit, Mike washes his hands of his wife’s pet cat, and Sao Paulo bans billboards.          SHOW NOTES Trumped up  Russian Espionage “It was more tongue-in-cheek” Trump criticizing fallen soldier’s family Trump takes everything back  Not the Onion  Cop mistook donut glaze for meth  Stupid shit my friends post  God isn’t allowed in schools  Headline of the week  Hillary Clinton’s husband wore a fetching pantsuit to honor her nomination for US president  Dealbreaker  Family dog contract  Eye candy  Sao Paulo removes all billboards 

A cop mistakes donut glaze for crystal meth, Clinton’s husband wears a fetching pantsuit, Mike washes his hands of his wife’s pet cat, and Sao Paulo bans billboards. <a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> SHOW NOTES Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="http://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2016%2F07%2F28%2Fus%2Fpolitics%2Fdonald-trump-russia-clinton-emails.html%3F_r%3D0&amp;h=8AQHo2qec" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Russian Espionage</a></li> <li><a href="http://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.realclearpolitics.com%2Farticles%2F2016%2F07%2F28%2Ftrump_plays_down_sarcastic_email_remarks_131356.html&amp;h=8AQHo2qec" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“It was more tongue-in-cheek”</a></li> <li><a href="http://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fabcnews.go.com%2FPolitics%2Fdonald-trump-father-fallen-soldier-ive-made-lot%2Fstory%3Fid%3D41015051&amp;h=8AQHo2qec" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump criticizing fallen soldier’s family</a></li> <li><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdQw4w9WgXcQ&amp;h=8AQHo2qec" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump takes everything back</a></li> </ul> Not the Onion <ul> <li><a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-cop-mistook-doughnut-glaze-for-meth-20160727-story.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Cop mistook donut glaze for meth</a></li> </ul> Stupid shit my friends post <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/photos/a.1029267737154813.1073741828.988342084580712/1142324905849095/?type=3&amp;notif_t=like&amp;notif_id=1470101896099920" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">God isn’t allowed in schools</a></li> </ul> Headline of the week <ul> <li><a href="http://qz.com/743526/hillary-clintons-husband-wore-a-fetching-pantsuit-to-honor-her-nomination-for-us-president/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Hillary Clinton’s husband wore a fetching pantsuit to honor her nomination for US president</a></li> </ul> Dealbreaker <ul> <li><a href="http://mashable.com/2016/07/27/family-dog-contract-funny/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-socmed-link#0J.BB1x_yZqN" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Family dog contract</a></li> </ul> Eye candy <ul> <li><a href="http://99percentinvisible.org/article/clean-city-law-secrets-sao-paulo-uncovered-outdoor-advertising-ban/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Sao Paulo removes all billboards</a></li> </ul>

Episode 39: ‘You’ll Know It When You See It’ with Special Guests Chris Holifield and Krissie Shelley

Thomas Wirthlin McConkie

Mike’s colleague hates the taste of water in the desert, famous people trash Trump, slacktivism may be worthwhile and Thomas Wirthlin McConkie fulfills his dharmic duty by discussing mindfulness.    Full show notes on our Facebook page.

Mike’s colleague hates the taste of water in the desert, famous people trash Trump, slacktivism may be worthwhile and Thomas Wirthlin McConkie fulfills his dharmic duty by discussing mindfulness. Full show notes on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our Facebook page</a>.

Episode 6: 'Plumbing the Depths of the Mind', with Special guest Thomas Wirthlin McConkie

George Lucas doesn’t like the new Star Wars, straight white people get a dating site, Mike says nice things about Mormonism, vagina speakers are now a thing and Cato Institute’s Matthew Feeney comments on policing in America.    Full show notes on our Facebook page.

George Lucas doesn’t like the new Star Wars, straight white people get a dating site, Mike says nice things about Mormonism, vagina speakers are now a thing and Cato Institute’s Matthew Feeney comments on policing in America. Full show notes on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our Facebook page</a>.

Episode 9: 'I Don’t Have Anything Funny to Say', with Special Guest Matthews Feeney

Microsoft exits the Hitler image recognition market, Burger King employees break all the store’s windows (again), more wet beavers are coming to California, Mike hates on selfie sticks, and Justin reveals his sociopathy.          SHOW NOTES Sponsor  Pierre-Henry Socks: comfortable, high-performance designer socks.  Use offer code PS101 at checkout for 15% off your first purchase.  Follow-up  Montreal vs. New York bagels CaptionBot  Trumped up  Carson on Trump  Is this a thing?  Burger King employees were tricked into breaking all their store’s windows. Again.  Stupid shit my friends post  If I shoot a buck this deer season and I only have tags for a doe… Oh No Ross &amp; Carrie on Scientology  Headline of the week  The plan to make California wet by spreading beavers up and down the state  Deal-breaker  Looks like a wrist watch, flies like a drone! Mount Rushmore Podcast on the worst kind of snobs  Poorly summarized news  Indiana state trooper is fired for proselytizing during traffic stops  Eye candy  Abandoned manholes as small living spaces 

Microsoft exits the Hitler image recognition market, Burger King employees break all the store’s windows (again), more wet beavers are coming to California, Mike hates on selfie sticks, and Justin reveals his sociopathy. <a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> SHOW NOTES Sponsor <ul> <li><a href="https://pierrehenrysocks.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pierre-Henry Socks</a>: comfortable, high-performance designer socks.  Use offer code PS101 at checkout for 15% off your first purchase.</li> </ul> Follow-up <ul> <li><a href="http://www.mtlblog.com/2013/11/food-showdown-montreal-bagels-vs-new-york-bagels/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Montreal vs. New York bagels</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/04/14/microsofts-new-bot-isnt-as-rude-as-hitler-loving-tay-but-its-bor/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">CaptionBot</a></li> </ul> Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ben-carson-donald-trump_us_57068a43e4b0b90ac271740c" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Carson on Trump</a></li> </ul> Is this a thing? <ul> <li><a href="http://mashable.com/2016/04/09/burger-king-windows-prank-call/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Burger King employees were tricked into breaking all their store’s windows. Again.</a></li> </ul> Stupid shit my friends post <ul> <li><a href="http://www.huntingpa.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&amp;Number=3604145&amp;page=" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">If I shoot a buck this deer season and I only have tags for a doe…</a></li> <li><a href="http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2016/2/1/ross-and-carrie-audit-scientology-part-1-going-preclear" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Oh No Ross &amp; Carrie on Scientology</a></li> </ul> Headline of the week <ul> <li><a href="http://gizmodo.com/the-plan-to-make-california-wet-by-spreading-beavers-up-1737025875" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The plan to make California wet by spreading beavers up and down the state</a></li> </ul> Deal-breaker <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/iflwatches/videos/1120663851298879/?autoplay_reason=all_page_organic_allowed&amp;video_container_type=0&amp;app_id=2392950137" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Looks like a wrist watch, flies like a drone!</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.mtrushmorepodcast.com/?p=95" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Mount Rushmore Podcast on the worst kind of snobs</a></li> </ul> Poorly summarized news <ul> <li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/09/us/indiana-state-trooper-is-fired-for-proselytizing-during-traffic-stops.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Indiana state trooper is fired for proselytizing during traffic stops</a></li> </ul> Eye candy <ul> <li><a href="http://mentalfloss.com/article/78164/artist-creates-tiny-rooms-abandoned-manholes" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Abandoned manholes as small living spaces</a></li> </ul>

Episode 24: ‘Peak Selfie Stick,’ with Special Guest E. Kyle Bisutti

Lauren Kelly

High school cheerleader outfits get suspended for causing impure thoughts, Mike discovers the secret to benching 405 pounds, an earthquake reveals a missing Lego, and Lauren explains the hardest thing about rollerblading.          SHOW NOTES Introduction  Lauren Kelly on Twitter  Trumped up  “It’s like business 101” “Nobody has more respect for women than I do.” “It’s hot in here.” “Neh-VAH-da”  Not The Onion  Boy has ‘impure thoughts’, blames cheerleaders’ skirts, school punishes cheerleaders  Stupid shit my friends post  Masturbation is gay  Is this a thing?  Lego slippers  Eye candy  Dina Brodsky’s sketchbook    Special Guest: Lauren Kelly.

High school cheerleader outfits get suspended for causing impure thoughts, Mike discovers the secret to benching 405 pounds, an earthquake reveals a missing Lego, and Lauren explains the hardest thing about rollerblading. <a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> SHOW NOTES Introduction <ul> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/laurenekelly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Lauren Kelly on Twitter</a></li> </ul> Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“It’s like business 101”</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/07/politics/donald-trump-respect-women/index.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“Nobody has more respect for women than I do.”</a></li> <li><a href="http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/donald-trumps-jobs-plan-folks-is-it-hot-in-here-or-w-1787524017" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“It’s hot in here.”</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/notes/2016/10/trump-time-capsule-129-nobody-says-it-the-other-way/503117/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“Neh-VAH-da”</a></li> </ul> Not The Onion <ul> <li><a href="http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/10/04/boy-has-impure-thoughts-blames-cheerleaders-skirts-school-punishes-cheerleaders/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Boy has ‘impure thoughts’, blames cheerleaders’ skirts, school punishes cheerleaders</a></li> </ul> Stupid shit my friends post <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/photos/a.1029267737154813.1073741828.988342084580712/1200638530017732/?type=3&amp;theater" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Masturbation is gay</a></li> </ul> Is this a thing? <ul> <li><a href="http://www.boredpanda.com/anti-lego-slippers-brand-station/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Lego slippers</a></li> </ul> Eye candy <ul> <li><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/10/inside-the-well-traveled-sketchbooks-of-artist-dina-brodsky/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dina Brodsky’s sketchbook</a></li> </ul> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/DinaBrodksy_01.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> Special Guest: Lauren Kelly.

Episode 49: ‘23 and Me’, with Special Guest Lauren Kelly

Casey Sullivan

Casey plagiarizes a song, man gets arrested for speeding in Delorean at 88mph, Pennsylvania man creates the most racist Halloween costume ever, lawmaker who opposed helmet law dies in motorcycle crash, Mike defends the sanctity of the word ‘ironic.’          SHOW NOTES Introduction  Casey Sullivan on Twitter Hillary Clinton on Betwwen Two Ferns  Follow-up  Florida forces students to stand during the national anthem  Trumped up  “Classic Donald Trump” “Our African American communities are absolutely in the worst shape they’ve ever been in before. Ever, ever, ever.” “I hope she recovers” Trump loves Mexicans  Headline of the week  Man arrested for speeding in DeLorean at 88 mph  Stupid shit my friends post  Record-breaking stupidity and racism  Not the Onion  Lawmaker who opposed universal helmet law dies in motorcycle crash  Eye candy  Thomas Heatherwick’s Vessel 

Casey plagiarizes a song, man gets arrested for speeding in Delorean at 88mph, Pennsylvania man creates the most racist Halloween costume ever, lawmaker who opposed helmet law dies in motorcycle crash, Mike defends the sanctity of the word ‘ironic.’ <a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> SHOW NOTES Introduction <ul> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/CaseySullyCasey" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Casey Sullivan on Twitter</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b2fc974d1d/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-hillary-clinton?_cc=__d___&amp;_ccid=b2094dc0-a0dc-404c-916c-67843a32c58a" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Hillary Clinton on Betwwen Two Ferns</a></li> </ul> Follow-up <ul> <li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-forces-students-to-stand-during-national-anthem_us_57dc4832e4b0071a6e0765b3?section=&amp;" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Florida forces students to stand during the national anthem</a></li> </ul> Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/20/politics/washington-post-trump-foundation-report/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“Classic Donald Trump”</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/09/21/trump_black_communities_are_in_the_worst_shape_theyve_ever_been_in_ever_ever_ever.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“Our African American communities are absolutely in the worst shape they’ve ever been in before. Ever, ever, ever.”</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“I hope she recovers”</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/us-politics/11759669/Donald-Trump-I-love-Mexican-people.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump loves Mexicans</a></li> </ul> Headline of the week <ul> <li><a href="https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2016/sep/15/man-arrested-for-speeding-in-delorean-at-88mph-back-to-the-future?0p19G=e" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Man arrested for speeding in DeLorean at 88 mph</a></li> </ul> Stupid shit my friends post <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/photos/a.1029267737154813.1073741828.988342084580712/1187455371336048/?type=3&amp;theater" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Record-breaking stupidity and racism</a></li> </ul> Not the Onion <ul> <li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/13/health/lawmaker-dies-in-motorcycle-crash-trnd/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Lawmaker who opposed universal helmet law dies in motorcycle crash</a></li> </ul> Eye candy <ul> <li><a href="http://www.dezeen.com/2016/09/14/thomas-heatherwick-design-vessel-staircase-sculpture-hudson-yards-new-york/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Thomas Heatherwick’s Vessel</a></li> </ul>

Episode 47: ‘Casey Did Meth,’ with Special Guest Casey Sullivan

Michael Winfield

Trump becomes harder to parody, drivers in China put scary reflective decals in their rear windows, 2016 may be the year to safely say ‘Merry Christmas’ again, edible beetle larvae deliver as much iron to the body as beef, and Shozo Hayama finds faces in rocks.      SHOW NOTES   Introduction  Mt Rushmore Podcast on Twitter www.mtrushmorepodcast.com  Follow-up  Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t believe fake news is significant enough to matter  Trumped up  Trump denies science “The police are the most mistreated people in this country” Trump thinks Rachel Maddow is not attractive Steve Bannon admires Satan  Is this a thing?  Terrifying reflective decals  Stupid shit  “Merry Christmas” is the new safe space  Poorly Summarized science  Edible insects with more iron than beef  Eye Candy  Japanese museum of rocks that look like faces  Special Guests: Michael Winfield and Richard Manfredi.

Trump becomes harder to parody, drivers in China put scary reflective decals in their rear windows, 2016 may be the year to safely say ‘Merry Christmas’ again, edible beetle larvae deliver as much iron to the body as beef, and Shozo Hayama finds faces in rocks. SHOW NOTES Introduction <ul> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/MtRushmorePod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Mt Rushmore Podcast on Twitter</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.mtrushmorepodcast.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.mtrushmorepodcast.com</a></li> </ul> Follow-up <ul> <li><a href="http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/11/15/opinion/mark-zuckerberg-is-in-denial.html?smid=fb-nytimes&amp;smtyp=cur&amp;_r=0&amp;referer=http://m.facebook.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t believe fake news is significant enough to matter</a></li> </ul> Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/534200399025438720" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump denies science</a></li> <li><a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-most-mistreated-police" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“The police are the most mistreated people in this country”</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump thinks Rachel Maddow is not attractive</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.theroot.com/articles/news/2016/11/steve-bannon-dick-cheney-darth-vader-satan-thats-power/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Steve Bannon admires Satan</a></li> </ul> Is this a thing? <ul> <li><a href="http://www.boredpanda.com/high-beam-reflective-scary-faces-decals-china/?utm_source=facebook&amp;utm_medium=link&amp;utm_campaign=masproduction" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Terrifying reflective decals</a></li> </ul> Stupid shit <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/photos/a.1029267737154813.1073741828.988342084580712/1240144649400453/?type=3&amp;theater" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“Merry Christmas” is the new safe space</a></li> </ul> Poorly Summarized science <ul> <li><a href="https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/edible-insects-have-more-iron-than-sirloin-beef/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Edible insects with more iron than beef</a></li> </ul> Eye Candy <ul> <li><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/11/the-japanese-museum-of-rocks-that-look-like-faces/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Japanese museum of rocks that look like faces</a></li> </ul> <a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/rockface-1.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/rockface-1.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Special Guests: Michael Winfield and Richard Manfredi.</a>

Episode 55:  ‘A Christmas Skirmish’, with Special Guests Michael Winfield and Richard Manfredi

Becky Youkstetter

A culinary genius creates In-N-Out egg rolls, puppy feet smell like crackers, conservatives accidentally create a pro-universal healthcare meme, BYU scrutinizes rape victims, Mike’s missionary companion gets touchy-feely, and an Arizona teen faces charges for a revealing yearbook photo.          SPONSOR  Election Cerealz: Beautifully crafted presidential candidate cereal boxes.  SHOW NOTES Intro  Becky’s blog  Follow-up  Satanists on Cruz  Trumped up  Trump on Elizabeth Warren Trump on debt Trump on Puerto Rico Trump on taco bowl  Is this a thing?  In-N-Out egg rolls KFC nail polish Chili Four Loko  Stupid shit my friends post  2 years military service for all Pledge of allegiance Tropic thunder  Poorly summarized news  NYT: At Brigham Young, a cost in reporting rape  Deal-breaker  Football player’s yearbook picture prank 

A culinary genius creates In-N-Out egg rolls, puppy feet smell like crackers, conservatives accidentally create a pro-universal healthcare meme, BYU scrutinizes rape victims, Mike’s missionary companion gets touchy-feely, and an Arizona teen faces charges for a revealing yearbook photo. <a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> SPONSOR <ul> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/ElectionCerealz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Election Cerealz</a>: Beautifully crafted presidential candidate cereal boxes.</li> </ul> SHOW NOTES Intro <ul> <li><a href="http://mylifeasayoukstetter.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Becky’s blog</a></li> </ul> Follow-up <ul> <li><a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/04/29/satanic_temple_explains_why_ted_cruz_isn_t_lucifer.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Satanists on Cruz</a></li> </ul> Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728777599560892416" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump on Elizabeth Warren</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/5/6/11607464/trump-haircut-default-debt" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump on debt</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/5/5/11595610/puerto-rico-debt-crisis-trump" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump on Puerto Rico</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.rt.com/usa/342005-trump-tacobowl-controversy-cincodemayo/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump on taco bowl</a></li> </ul> Is this a thing? <ul> <li><a href="http://mashable.com/2016/05/02/in-n-out-egg-roll/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#71ULLJbyxZq6" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">In-N-Out egg rolls</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-36220142" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">KFC nail polish</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eah23WvLYsQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Chili Four Loko</a></li> </ul> Stupid shit my friends post <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/StandWithCT/photos/a.603827606366824.1073741828.603824673033784/999266050156309/?type=3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">2 years military service for all</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Joseph.W.Baker/posts/10154007955345283" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pledge of allegiance</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/MrTechnicalDifficult/photos/a.182789611768417.40872.161807307199981/1595894337124597/?type=3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Tropic thunder</a></li> </ul> Poorly summarized news <ul> <li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/27/us/rape-victims-brigham-young-university-honor-code-suspensions.html?rref=collection%2Ftimestopic%2FBrigham%20Young%20University&amp;action=click&amp;contentCollection=timestopics&amp;region=stream&amp;module=stream_unit&amp;version=latest&amp;contentPlacement=1&amp;pgtype=collection" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">NYT: At Brigham Young, a cost in reporting rape</a></li> </ul> Deal-breaker <ul> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/5/3/11577828/arizona-high-school-football-prank-hunter-osborn" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Football player’s yearbook picture prank</a></li> </ul>

Episode 27: ‘Body Smells and Food Smells,’ with Special Guest Becky Youkstetter

Donald Trump announces his testosterone levels, Chinese people invented toilet paper and (maybe) pizza, Bruce Horowitz tells women to lose the engagement ring during job interviews, and Mike commits an on-campus crime at dawn.          SHOW NOTES Follow-up  Pastor thinks people who don’t stand should get shot Utah rodeo salutes the confederate flag  Trumped up  Trump’s campaign as exercise routine  “Hillary Clinton and her campaign of 2008 started the birther controversy” “Warming up the gas chamber” Trump brags about dumping travel corps  Stupid shit my friends post  White people have done everything good that has ever been done  Poorly Summarized science  Trump has more testosterone than you  Poorly Summarized news  Don’t wear your engagement ring to a job interview  Eye candy  Richard Serra’s East-West/West-East  

Donald Trump announces his testosterone levels, Chinese people invented toilet paper and (maybe) pizza, Bruce Horowitz tells women to lose the engagement ring during job interviews, and Mike commits an on-campus crime at dawn. <a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> SHOW NOTES Follow-up <ul> <li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pastor-allen-joyner-national-anthem-shot_us_57d61590e4b03d2d459b0ec6" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pastor thinks people who don’t stand should get shot</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.rawstory.com/2016/09/utah-cop-sits-out-national-anthem-after-families-asked-to-salute-the-confederate-flag/#.V9bZCXXtsts.twitter" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Utah rodeo salutes the confederate flag</a></li> </ul> Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/15/donald-trumps-visit-with-dr-oz-was-just-as-amazing-as-you-though-it-would-be/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump’s campaign as exercise routine </a></li> <li><a href="http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/sep/16/donald-trump/fact-checking-donald-trumps-claim-hillary-clinton-/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“Hillary Clinton and her campaign of 2008 started the birther controversy”</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“Warming up the gas chamber”</a></li> <li><a href="http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/16/media/donald-trump-traveling-press-corps/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump brags about dumping travel corps</a></li> </ul> Stupid shit my friends post <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/photos/a.1029267737154813.1073741828.988342084580712/1183657775049141/?type=3&amp;theater" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">White people have done everything good that has ever been done</a></li> </ul> Poorly Summarized science <ul> <li><a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/09/donald-trump-testosterone-test-health" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump has more testosterone than you</a></li> </ul> Poorly Summarized news <ul> <li><a href="http://whatstrending.com/wtfem/22753-engagement-ring-job-interview-bad-advice" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Don’t wear your engagement ring to a job interview</a></li> </ul> Eye candy <ul> <li><a href="http://www.archdaily.com/626191/richard-serra-s-east-west-west-east-rises-in-the-qatari-desert" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Richard Serra’s East-West/West-East </a></li> </ul>

Episode 46: ‘An Egg-shaped Jewel,’ with Special Guest Gayatri

Seán abandons paganism, kid needs permission slip to read ‘Fahrenheit 451,’ Mike and Justin fail to cast their ballots in the 2012 election, area woman wins $1M trying to show husband lottery tickets are a waste of money, and Shinri Tezuka makes some pretty candy. SHOW NOTES Introduction  Ken M, epic troll Artist Chris Burden shooting himself in the arm  Trumped up  “We should just cancel the election and give it to Trump” Election rigging Trump’s words to a grieving mother “She came”  Nailed it  Dad’s response to a permission slip requirement to read ‘Fahrenheit 451’  Stupid Shit  Fake ID fail  Headline of the week  Wife tries to show husband lottery tickets are a waste but wins 1 million instead    Eye Candy  Japanese candy sculpture  Special Guest: Seán McGuire.

Seán abandons paganism, kid needs permission slip to read ‘Fahrenheit 451,’ Mike and Justin fail to cast their ballots in the 2012 election, area woman wins $1M trying to show husband lottery tickets are a waste of money, and Shinri Tezuka makes some pretty candy. SHOW NOTES Introduction <ul> <li><a href="http://gizmodo.com/ken-m-is-the-most-epic-troll-on-the-internet-1739028329" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Ken M, epic troll</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000003694572/shot-in-the-name-of-art.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Artist Chris Burden shooting himself in the arm</a></li> </ul> Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/trump-we-should-just-cancel-the-election-and-just-give-it-to-trump/2016/10/27/8e0f3cd0-9c8f-11e6-b552-b1f85e484086_video.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“We should just cancel the election and give it to Trump”</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3885072/We-did-determine-going-win-Hillary-Clinton-heard-tape-making-stunning-argument-fixed-2006-Palestinian-election.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Election rigging</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/10/trump-files-kelly-preston" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump’s words to a grieving mother</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/10/28/trump_sexually_humiliated_a_miss_universe_onstage_with_an_orgasm_joke.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“She came”</a></li> </ul> Nailed it <ul> <li><a href="http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/fahrenheit-451-permission-slip-dad/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dad’s response to a permission slip requirement to read ‘Fahrenheit 451’</a></li> </ul> Stupid Shit <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/photos/a.1029267737154813.1073741828.988342084580712/1220669164681335/?type=3&amp;theater" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Fake ID fail</a></li> </ul> Headline of the week <ul> <li><a href="http://www.wpxi.com/news/wife-tries-to-show-husband-lottery-tickets-are-a-waste-but-wins-1-million-instead/460788258" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Wife tries to show husband lottery tickets are a waste but wins 1 million instead</a></li> </ul> Eye Candy <ul> <li><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/10/a-peek-inside-japanese-candy-sculptor-shinri-tezukas-amezaiku-studio/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Japanese candy sculpture</a></li> </ul> <a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/candy-6.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a>Special Guest: Seán McGuire.

Episode 52: ‘Low-risk Kissing’, with Special Guest Seán McGuire

Hasbro forgets about Rey, Netflix promises more Arrested Development, breadfacing is a thing, our producer Corey explains why right-wing cowboys have taken over a wildlife refugee, and Peter Prosol convinces Justin to take an ice-cold shower.    Full show notes on our Facebook page.

Hasbro forgets about Rey, Netflix promises more Arrested Development, breadfacing is a thing, our producer Corey explains why right-wing cowboys have taken over a wildlife refugee, and Peter Prosol convinces Justin to take an ice-cold shower. Full show notes on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our Facebook page</a>.

Episode 10: 'Not the Existential Moment You Were Looking For', with Special Guest Peter Prosol

Adam Bates

Adam bates Republican Scott Esk into torpedoing his own political career, Sunish sends in feedback, Koreans armpits are magical, a father vomits with his son, the alleged curvature of the world requires grid shifting, and the Philadelphia Police Department impersonates a Google Street View car.     SPONSOR  Pierre Henry Socks  SHOW NOTES Follow-up  Words with offensive origins Weird pervert visits a women’s bathroom Weird pervert harasses a woman in basketball shorts  Trumped up  Trump is a bigot Trump for 16 years Trump kisses Temple Trump is not Hitler  Poorly summarized science  Koreans don’t need deoderant  Stupid shit my friends post  Turdmongrel in chief  Deal-breaker  Sympathetic vomiter  Poorly summarized news  Philly cops impersonate Google Street View  Eye candy  Grid shifting Special Guest: Adam Bates.

Adam bates Republican Scott Esk into torpedoing his own political career, Sunish sends in feedback, Koreans armpits are magical, a father vomits with his son, the alleged curvature of the world requires grid shifting, and the Philadelphia Police Department impersonates a Google Street View car. SPONSOR <ul> <li><a href="https://pierrehenrysocks.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pierre Henry Socks</a></li> </ul> SHOW NOTES Follow-up <ul> <li><a href="http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2015/06/9-words-with-offensive-origins/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Words with offensive origins</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/wa-man-women-bathroom-test-transgender-ruling-article-1.2535150" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Weird pervert visits a women’s bathroom</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/texas-man-woman-bathroom-check-gender-article-1.2622029" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Weird pervert harasses a woman in basketball shorts</a></li> </ul> Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/5/17/11689244/jk-rowling-donald-trump-free-speech" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump is a bigot</a></li> <li><a href="http://theweek.com/speedreads/622357/donald-trump-thinks-hell-president-16-years" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump for 16 years</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/15/us/politics/donald-trump-women.html?_r=0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump kisses Temple</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/melania-trump-donald-not-hitler-223277" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump is not Hitler</a></li> </ul> Poorly summarized science <ul> <li><a href="https://www.10mag.com/koreans-dont-need-deodorant-probably/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Koreans don’t need deoderant</a></li> </ul> Stupid shit my friends post <ul> <li><a href="http://louderwithcrowder.com/dear-obama-if-only-you-cared-about-babies-as-much-as-trannies/#.V0G1iVdzdGJ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Turdmongrel in chief</a></li> </ul> Deal-breaker <ul> <li><a href="http://www.scarymommy.com/dad-texts-wife-go-viral-toddler-vomit/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Sympathetic vomiter</a></li> </ul> Poorly summarized news <ul> <li><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/05/13/we-now-know-who-owns-the-government-surveillance-suv-disguised-as-a-google-maps-car/?tid=sm_fb" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Philly cops impersonate Google Street View</a></li> </ul> Eye candy <ul> <li><a href="http://www.bldgblog.com/2016/04/gridshifting/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Grid shifting</a></li> </ul>Special Guest: Adam Bates.

Episode 29: ‘Internet Famous’ with Special Guest Adam Bates

Guy who says God sends natural disasters to punish gays has his home destroyed in a natural disaster,  patriotic parent gets outraged by a Pledge of Allegiance opt-out permission slip, wedding photographer photographs shrink-wrapped newlyweds, and Mike finds out he has cancer.      SHOW NOTES Introduction  “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” Facebook page  Trumped up  Eric Trump and the “holiday tree” “Foolish” for Donald to release tax returns Terrible Breitbart headlines “You’ve got to take these people head on”  Headline of the week  Guy who says God sends natural disasters to punish gays has his home destroyed in a natural disaster    Is this a thing?  Vacuum-pack wedding photos  Stupid shit my friends post  Allegiance pledge shaming Eye candy  Kubo and the Two Strings    Special Guest: Bo Quintana.

Guy who says God sends natural disasters to punish gays has his home destroyed in a natural disaster,  patriotic parent gets outraged by a Pledge of Allegiance opt-out permission slip, wedding photographer photographs shrink-wrapped newlyweds, and Mike finds out he has cancer. SHOW NOTES Introduction <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TedCruzIsTheZodiacKiller/?fref=ts" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” Facebook page</a></li> </ul> Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/293457-eric-trump-incorrectly-claims-white-house-calls-national" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Eric Trump and the “holiday tree”</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/eric-trump-donald-tax-returns-227371" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“Foolish” for Donald to release tax returns</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2016/08/17/breitbart-news-worst-headlines/212467" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Terrible Breitbart headlines</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">“You’ve got to take these people head on”</a></li> </ul> Headline of the week <ul> <li><a href="http://deadstate.org/guy-who-says-god-sends-natural-disasters-to-punish-gays-has-his-home-destroyed-in-a-natural-disaster/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Guy who says God sends natural disasters to punish gays has his home destroyed in a natural disaster</a></li> </ul> Is this a thing? <ul> <li><a href="http://weddingjournalonline.com/vacuum-pack-wedding-photographs/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Vacuum-pack wedding photos</a></li> </ul> Stupid shit my friends post <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/photos/a.1029267737154813.1073741828.988342084580712/1163508790397373/?type=3&amp;theater" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Allegiance pledge shaming</a></li> Eye candy <ul> <li><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/08/kubo-behind-the-scenes/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kubo and the Two Strings</a></li> </ul> <a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/stop-1.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> Special Guest: Bo Quintana.</ul>

Episode 43: ‘Atomic Butt Bump’, with Special Guest Bo Quintana

Peter Thiel knows how to hold a grudge, Connie prefers English speakers, the internet wants to give Captain America a boyfriend, Sebastian accidentally becomes an artist, and Mike improves* his pronunciation.      *not really     SHOW NOTES Follow-up  Ben Patterson is a liar  Trumped up  Toronto’s Trump Tower on verge of bankruptcy Trump on Bernie  Trump on the environment Manafort on pandering  Poorly summarized news  Peter Thiel, Tech Billionaire, Reveals Secret War With Gawker  An Open Letter to Peter Thiel  Stupid shit my friends post  Connie prefers English  Know your meme  #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend #GiveCaptainAmericaADogManBoyfriend  Headline of the week  Mashable: Someone put glasses on the floor of a museum and people thought it was art   Eye candy  Soviet brutalist architecture 

Peter Thiel knows how to hold a grudge, Connie prefers English speakers, the internet wants to give Captain America a boyfriend, Sebastian accidentally becomes an artist, and Mike improves* his pronunciation. *not really <a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> SHOW NOTES Follow-up <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fbenjaminpatterson%2Fposts%2F10154159116589085" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Ben Patterson is a liar</a></li> </ul> Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/27/trump-tower-toronto_n_10166292.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Toronto’s Trump Tower on verge of bankruptcy</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump on Bernie</a> </li> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/5/26/11788374/donald-trump-energy-speech" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Trump on the environment</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/26/politics/paul-manafort-donald-trump-vice-president/index.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Manafort on pandering</a></li> </ul> Poorly summarized news <ul> <li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/26/business/dealbook/peter-thiel-tech-billionaire-reveals-secret-war-with-gawker.html?_r=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Peter Thiel, Tech Billionaire, Reveals Secret War With Gawker </a></li> <li><a href="http://gawker.com/an-open-letter-to-peter-thiel-1778991227" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">An Open Letter to Peter Thiel</a></li> </ul> Stupid shit my friends post <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Ftroublenky%2Fposts%2F10204729437234905" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Connie prefers English</a></li> </ul> Know your meme <ul> <li><a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/2885537/give-captain-america-a-boyfriend-steve-bucky/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/news/captain-america-gay/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">#GiveCaptainAmericaADogManBoyfriend</a></li> </ul> Headline of the week <ul> <li><a href="http://mashable.com/2016/05/25/museum-art-prank/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#q6C3jZ0785qE" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Mashable: Someone put glasses on the floor of a museum and people thought it was art </a></li> </ul> Eye candy <ul> <li><a href="http://designyoutrust.com/2016/05/soviet-brutalist-architecture-photographed-by-frederic-chaubin/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Soviet brutalist architecture</a></li> </ul>

Episode 30: ‘Sticking it to the Man’ with Special Guest Sebastian Legler

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trolls Trump supporters, Olympic pools turn green, a spider almost persuades Mike to become a believer, and Justin finds the Hummingbird Lady.          SHOW NOTES Introduction  Atheism 101 website Japanese toilet prank  Trumped up  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog  Poorly Summarized science  Olympics green pool chemistry  Stupid shit my friends post  Single language pride  Is This a Thing  Spider catcher  Eye candy  Car Spheres 

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trolls Trump supporters, Olympic pools turn green, a spider almost persuades Mike to become a believer, and Justin finds the Hummingbird Lady. <a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a> SHOW NOTES Introduction <ul> <li><a href="http://atheism101podcast.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Atheism 101 website</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcLrHKOvEFI&amp;app=desktop" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Japanese toilet prank</a></li> </ul> Trumped up <ul> <li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-pranks-trump-supporters-with-outrageous-ads_us_57b1dd92e4b069e7e505ed5c" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Triumph the Insult Comic Dog</a></li> </ul> Poorly Summarized science <ul> <li><a href="http://time.com/4451260/rio-2016-olympics-green-pools-chemistry/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Olympics green pool chemistry</a></li> </ul> Stupid shit my friends post <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/photos/a.1029267737154813.1073741828.988342084580712/1156544824427103/?type=3&amp;theater" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Single language pride</a></li> </ul> Is This a Thing <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Insiderinventions/videos/860957764039769/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Spider catcher</a></li> </ul> Eye candy <ul> <li><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/08/vw-cars-compressed-into-perfect-spheres-and-cubes-by-ichwan-noor/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Car Spheres</a></li> </ul>

Episode 42: ‘Bird Heaven,’ with Special Guest Tim Ateo

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