Thomas and the Bible

We’re onto a new book with a total sequel name. Jesus 5: Acts of the Apostles! We finally get to learn what happens afte... Read more

More boring Isaiah… but don’t worry! It’s Thomas to the rescue, with his C+ sense of humor, to ease you all through the ... Read more

Fun episode this week, we get some more tales of the people after Jesus called Jesustians. I think. And then we get a re... Read more

The bible gets sexy with the song of songs! You’ll feel it in your holiest of holies.

Proverbs 6-11 We move on from the mind numbing Psalms to some mind numbing Proverbs.  This so called “wisdom” is somethi... Read more

I’ve got an action packed episode for you this week! John has quite a different take on Jesus’s final days. Did you know... Read more

Yay, the podcast lives! I’m back and better than ever, on a mission to defeat the infinite boredom! In all seriousness t... Read more

Today we’ve got some awesome contradiction for you! Remember that whole free will thing? Well it turns out it doesn’t al... Read more

Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and a minor prophet. I’ve got bad news and bad news: we’re starting a new book, and this book i... Read more

Genesis 6-10 In part 2 of indeterminable, God is on his period and decides to kill everything ever, meanwhile Noah gains... Read more

I wish I could think of something different to say here…. It’s more of the same. But I OVERCAME and made some more great... Read more

Starting a new book! Warning though, this book doesn’t actually contain any Romans or like badass Roman battles or somet... Read more

Well some more ridiculous proverbs. Solomon or whoever it is has no idea how to construct a proper analogy. His analogie... Read more

God is so pathetic…  Find out why with some more boring Isaiah!!

It’s the bible, it’s Isaiah, and it’s boring. Hopefully we will some day finish this terrible book and move on with our ... Read more

1 Chronicles 10-1 Chronicles 14 Almost something, but no, still nothing in reality.  I hate this book so much.

Saul AKA Paul AKA 2 Chainz is at it again. The one thing that can be said about this episode is there is kind of a plot.... Read more

Back for more of Psaul’s rules. He basically gets to tell us what to do since that once time he saw something shiny and ... Read more

Esther 9-Job 4 We have a disappointing ending to Esther, and then a very thought provoking start to Job.  I mean, it’s s... Read more

REVELATIONNNNNNN! It’s here! The end of the world is at hand! This reading was actually pretty fun. I’m going out with a... Read more