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Beethoven Sucks
Beethoven Sucks
It's no exaggeration to say this podcast probably wouldn't exist without the everlasting influence of Ludwig van Beethov... Read more
28 May 2020
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1hr 7mins
Ranked #2
The Strokes Suck
The Strokes Suck
From a music business standpoint, here's a textbook example of what not to do. Those of you who remember how this all we... Read more
15 Aug 2019
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55mins
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Oasis Sucks
Oasis Sucks
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12 Sep 2019
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44mins
Ranked #4
Pantera Sucks
Pantera Sucks
This is what happens when you’re too ugly for hair metal. Honestly, the guys in Pantera should have worn MORE makeup if ... Read more
14 May 2020
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50mins
Ranked #5
Metallica Sucks
Metallica Sucks
Honestly, we don't even have to pitch this one. Metallica sucks. There's no such thing as a Metallica fan who hasn't fel... Read more
13 Dec 2018
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Nirvana Sucks
Nirvana Sucks
Voted one of the Five Worst Bands of the '90s by Rolling Stone readers in 2013, Nirvana made what BBC listeners in 2005 ... Read more
1 Mar 2018
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U2 Sucks
U2 Sucks
Is U2 the single most overrated band on the planet? They very well may be. Saying that U2 sucks is like saying that pass... Read more
14 Dec 2017
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Smashing Pumpkins Suck
Smashing Pumpkins Suck
First of all, this isn't a band. It's Billy Corgan going into a studio and recording 100 guitar tracks per song, then wh... Read more
28 Jun 2018
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Weezer Sucks
Weezer Sucks
If Weezer were a newly discovered animal species, the Latin name would be dorkus malorkus. The only guy in the band who ... Read more
22 Feb 2018
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51mins
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Red Hot Chili Peppers Suck
Red Hot Chili Peppers Suck
Red Hot Chili Peppers are the herpes of music! They destroyed American rock radio, maybe forever. (Like herpes.) Flea ca... Read more
21 Dec 2017
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Led Zeppelin Sucks
Led Zeppelin Sucks
The band that committed every crime in the Rock & Roll Rule Book... If there's been a worse influence on rock vocali... Read more
4 Oct 2018
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51mins
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The Grateful Dead Sucks
The Grateful Dead Sucks
It's possible The Grateful Dead smelled even worse than they sounded, which is really saying something. Even their fans ... Read more
15 Feb 2018
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Slipknot Sucks
Slipknot Sucks
The only reason they named this band Slipknot is because "Hot Topic" was already trademarked.Look, all we're saying is i... Read more
24 Oct 2019
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46mins
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Sublime Sucks
Sublime Sucks
Life IS too short so listen to this and learn exactly why you should never waste another second of your existence hearin... Read more
19 Apr 2018
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33mins
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Modest Mouse Sucks
Modest Mouse Sucks
Modest Mouse is the audio equivalent of not having enough blankets in the desert at night while high on ketamine: uncomf... Read more
6 Dec 2018
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Metallica Sucks: Part Two
Metallica Sucks: Part Two
Surprising nobody, Metallica is a band that has done entirely too many bad and stupid things to fit them all in one epis... Read more
19 Dec 2018
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Christmas Music Sucks: Part 3
Christmas Music Sucks: Part 3
It's the least wonderful time of the year!Those of you who've been with us from the beginning know we aren't about to le... Read more
5 Dec 2019
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Fleetwood Mac Sucks
Fleetwood Mac Sucks
Fleetwood Mac is a trash fire. Nobody even really likes this crap, they just think they remember liking it. Revisit thos... Read more
17 May 2018
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43mins
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Journey Sucks
Journey Sucks
Long before the San Francisco Bay Area decided to destroy Western civilization using Silicon Valley's latest social medi... Read more
7 Nov 2019
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Radiohead Sucks
Radiohead Sucks
Alright, hands off of each other. The circle jerk is over. Radiohead's sound went from an unoriginal whine to a mess of ... Read more
18 Jan 2018
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43mins