$1,000 is on the table. If Sam can manage to make it to the wedding without picking at her skin ONCE, it's all hers. Otherwise the cash goes to Bill, and he's pretty sure it will be the easiest grand of his life! Plus they discuss having their brand new niece at the wedding, and somehow end up fighting about almost nothing at all.

30. Pimple Picking Challenge

Bill and Sam are now self-proclaimed travel experts! They came up with a list of resort Do's and Don't's after a few glorious nights in Sandals Royal Bahamian. Is it helpful? Probably not. But at least they returned with some interesting stories and a little bit of beef....

29. Self Proclaimed Travel Experts

Bill and Sam sit down with their friend Laura, who is hence forth crowned the professional bachelorette bitch (compliment). She has some solid stories/advice, because not only is she attending Sam's, but she's been to over 15! 15!!! And has seen some SHIT!!!!

28. The Bachelorette Bitch

Bill and Sam have proposed to their friend Jake, and asked him to be their officiant! Which they were super stoked on until they realized, none of the couples he's married have made it. Yikes. PLUS, Sam has some strong feeling about the bridesmaid dress choosing world.

27. Unlucky Officiant

Diamond challenges Bill to trumpet along with her picks for our wedding playlist! If he wants to play with a live band on their big day, this son of a bitch better WURK!

26. The Diamond Challenge

DIAMOND IS HERE! She challenges Bill to a live trumpet/wedding contest, to see if he actually has what it takes to play on their big day! If he can't nail it, Sam says he can't play at the wedding. Plus, they are going through some real guest-list stresses thanks to accepting a generous financial gift from Sam's parents! Chaos.

25. DON'T TAKE THE MONEY!

Bill and Sam basically get NO WEDDING PLANNING DONE this week. Instead, they argue a record breaking 4 times, teach Bill how to "smize," and ironically take a quiz that says they are more compatible than ever. Honestly, this relationship makes no sense some days.

24. Poop Mining

Introducing distinguished guests, THE BROOKLYN BOYS! Sam and Bill are planning a holiday weekend wedding, and "some people" feel a certain way about that. They all hash out what guests want to experience at a wedding party, and how to potentially assess your wedding gift value! LET THE BICKERING BEGIN!

23. Brooklyn Boys Bickering

NOT FOR MOM AND DAD! Sam talks about shitting her pants this week, and Billy recalls his first orgasm....which was an accident....and apparently, at 15-years-old! WOAH! They also recap where they are failing in wedding planning, and fight over snacks.

22. Immaculate Ejaculate

Sam addresses some real anxiety she's been dealing with causing wedding nightmares, and literally cries. Which is totally on brand for her. Bill on the other hand is fed up with her subconscious expecting the worst of him, and tries to summon her to correct it! Also he wants angry sex.

21. Anxiety Tears

They say opposites attract. For Sam and Bill that saying has never rung more true! Tune in as these two navigate their way through their own "grownup" relationship, while simultaneously trying to plan their BIG DAY. Send help, and therapy credits.

Bill and Sam BOTH show up tipsy to celebrate him being DONE WITH SCHOOL! They recount their second date (which apparently was only good from Bill's point of view), spill their drunk "first tell's", and get into one another's red flags.

20. Red Flags

Sam spends literally more than a month's rent on a single purchase for herself, and wants to come clean about it. Understandably, Bill is NOT the most thrilled. He is, however, slightly more excited about having a joint stripper event, as was suggested by a listener!

19. The Confession

Guest hosts Carla Marie and Anthony grace us with their opinions as Bill and Sam try to figure if they want any strippers at their bachelor/bachelorette parties! Now that Carla Marie is a bridesmaid, apparently she has plans. Plus, BOTH couples get to air out a beef!

18. The Stripper Quandary

First off, Sam is kinda drunk again. So let's get that annoyance out of the way. Secondly, these two discuss how they learned about sex, and what they are going to do with their imaginary child when that time comes. It's now probable it won't be Bill who does the explaining...

17. The Birds and the Bees

Bill stole Sam's thong when they were newly dating, and she JUST found them! EWE is that creepy?! Plus they discuss bachelor/bachelorette parties, and who is responsible for paying for them.

16. Panty Thief Bill?

These disagreements are getting taxing. Bill and Sam take a "him or her" traditional bridal shower quiz, and disagree on a crap ton! Plus, Sam has an idea for her pending shower which is either absolutely brilliant, or completely evil. Jury's out....

15. Bridal Shower Bickering Bullsh*t

Bill and Sam play this common "getting to know you game" to determine who knows the other better. Spoiler alert: outcome not great. Plus, this fancy couple went for their first facial, where Billy boy asked if he had to get naked. What the hell was he thinking?!

14. Two Truths and a Lie of a Relationship

Bill and Sam recount their engagement party, and it turns into a giant passive aggressive clusterfuck. Plus Sam gives some "party decorating on a budget" tips, and has maybe HER MOST SATISFYING BEEF YET!

13. Passive Aggressive Engagement Party

Friends, meet Jackeline, aka Dog Friendly Living, aka Savannah's trainer! She's here to save Bill and Sam's sex life from being slowly destroyed by their fur baby. Pet parents, get ready to take notes.

BONUS: Sex Life and Chew Toys

In preparation for a big day, Bill decided to bring in his trumpet and play for the first time in YEARS! HE STILL GOT IT! So while he's in a good mood, Sam tries to convince him they need a few nonconventional wedding additives.....

12. Bill, The Musical

BAM! Wedding Podcast

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