If you’ve ever been diagnosed with breast cancer (or any other kind of cancer), you are very familiar with the above phrase. In this episode, join Lauren and Joselyn as they talk through the lasting impact of a cancer diagnosis, from the soul crushing certainty of metastasis to the manic energy of the “fuck it, let’s go to Europe” era. In either case, we’re gonna have some fun.

If you’ve ever been diagnosed with breast cancer (or any other kind of cancer), you are very familiar with the above phrase. In this episode, join Lauren and Joselyn as they talk through the lasting impact of a cancer diagnosis, from the soul crushing certainty of metastasis to the manic energy of the “fuck it, let’s go to Europe” era. In either case, we’re gonna have some fun.

Because Of Your History…

Oooh it’s that time of the pod year again! A time where we let The Lord loose and lose a view listeners (probs). It’s the god, God and gods episode. Enjoy. The League of Women Voters (but, like, everyone can join) The Seven Tenets (but, like, don’t click if you believe in an actual Satan because there’s, like, skulls and dragons and stuff)

Oooh it’s that time of the pod year again! A time where we let The Lord loose and lose a view listeners (probs). It’s the god, God and gods episode. Enjoy. <a href="https://www.lwv.org/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The League of Women Voters</a> (but, like, everyone can join) <a href="https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Seven Tenets</a> (but, like, don’t click if you believe in an actual Satan because there’s, like, skulls and dragons and stuff)

Eat Trash, Hail Satan?

George Lucas

Antoni Gaudi

In this long awaited B Side, Rebecca Handler (award winning author of Edie Richter Is Not Alone, podcast alum and general Person of Note) and Joselyn discuss the merits and myriad flaws of big ass churches erected in the name of that one guy who famously told everyone to sell all their shit. Buy Edie Richter Is Not Alone on paperback! Rebecca Handler’s blog!

In this long awaited B Side, Rebecca Handler (award winning author of Edie Richter Is Not Alone, podcast alum and general Person of Note) and Joselyn discuss the merits and myriad flaws of big ass churches erected in the name of that one guy who famously told everyone to sell all their shit. <a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/edie-richter-is-not-alone-rebecca-handler/14825344?ean=9781951213176" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Buy Edie Richter Is Not Alone</a> on paperback! <a href="https://onewomanparty.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Rebecca Handler’s blog</a>!

B Side: Antoni Gaudi, Dr. Seuss and George Lucas Walk Into A Sagrada Familia

Special guest Rebecca Handler, award winning author of Edie Richter Is Not Alone (novel), One Woman Party (blog) and one hell of a cool woman, is here to talk breast implants, update us on Cancer Jane and tease her next novel. There’s laughter, singing and porn metaphors! What’s not to love!? Rebecca Handler iykyk Perfume (“Ew da Toilet”) Joselyn bought in Paris (ships to lots of countries, including US)

Special guest Rebecca Handler, award winning author of Edie Richter Is Not Alone (novel), One Woman Party (blog) and one hell of a cool woman, is here to talk breast implants, update us on Cancer Jane and tease her next novel. There’s laughter, singing and porn metaphors! What’s not to love!? <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=rebecca+handler&amp;oq=rebecca+handler&amp;aqs=chrome..69i57j69i59j46i199i433i465i512j0i512j46i131i433i512l2j46i131i340i433i512l2j46i175i199i512j0i131i433i650.1652j0j15&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Rebecca Handler</a> iykyk <a href="https://us.roger-gallet.com/Product/osmanthus-flower-wellbeing-fragrant-water-3-3-oz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Perfume</a> (“Ew da Toilet”) Joselyn bought in Paris (ships to lots of countries, including US)

The Boobs Are Alright

Joselyn went to France that one time, so here she is to dole out indispensable advice on how to France.

Joselyn went to France that one time, so here she is to dole out indispensable advice on how to France.

B Side: Travel Advice From A Woman Who Went Somewhere Once

First they came for your skinny jeans, now they’re here to pry those Lulu leggings right out from under your errand-running ass. It’s workout wear, Gen Z style.

First they came for your skinny jeans, now they’re here to pry those Lulu leggings right out from under your errand-running ass. It’s workout wear, Gen Z style.

B Side: Gen Z Is Coming For Your Workout Wear

In our first ever LIVE-ish show, someone needs a vacation and it’s not not Lauren. Vacation Planning Spreadsheet

In our first ever LIVE-ish show, someone needs a vacation and it’s not not Lauren. <a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ogX7pokZzCB-hyp-lgMp1v2XrCweitnT2ISU8P7Esw0/edit?usp=sharing" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Vacation Planning Spreadsheet</a>

Someone Needs A Vacation

Ginny and Joselyn discuss the finer points of sexual dominance, the structures surrounding the human vagina, and why so many people don’t know what (or where) they are. #findom

Ginny and Joselyn discuss the finer points of sexual dominance, the structures surrounding the human vagina, and why so many people don’t know what (or where) they are. #findom

B Side: Here’s To All The Women Who Are All The Things

You are not prepared for the genius, the hilarity, the sheer enjoyment that is Ginny (@shudlucky), our very special guest on this week’s episode. We’re talking social media, working out (or not), why the only mastectomy titties you can find online are white and so, so much more. Follow Ginny on IG! Follow us on IG! Email us (yes, really!) breastcancerisboring@gmail.com

You are not prepared for the genius, the hilarity, the sheer enjoyment that is Ginny (@shudlucky), our very special guest on this week’s episode. We’re talking social media, working out (or not), why the only mastectomy titties you can find online are white and so, so much more. <a href="https://www.instagram.com/shudlucky/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Follow Ginny</a> on IG! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/breastcancerisboring/?hl=en" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Follow us</a> on IG! Email us (yes, really!) breastcancerisboring@gmail.com

The Future Is Flat

One day we will all race through space-time a la Star Trek Discovery, or the mushrooms will end us all. Either way, these magic mushrooms are cool as shit. Understanding Star Trek Discovery’s mycelial network Paul Stamets’ TED Talk on why mushrooms are so damn cool (also watch Fantastic Fungi on Netflix) An academic article on the morphology of the mycelial network

One day we will all race through space-time a la Star Trek Discovery, or the mushrooms will end us all. Either way, these magic mushrooms are cool as shit. <a href="https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Mycelial_network" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Understanding Star Trek Discovery’s mycelial network</a> <a href="https://www.ted.com/talks/paul_stamets_6_ways_mushrooms_can_save_the_world?language=en" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Paul Stamets’ TED Talk on why mushrooms are so damn cool (also watch Fantastic Fungi on Netflix)</a> <a href="https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-017-13295-2" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">An academic article on the morphology of the mycelial network</a>

B Side: And The Mushrooms Shall Inherit The Earth

Two women experiencing breast cancer talk about how over it they are.

One pill to make you larger, one pill to make you small, one pill to stave off a cancer recurrence that would prevent you from going to Paris, and one pill to help with the anxiety you feel about having to take a pill to stave off a cancer recurrence that would prevent you from going to Paris. We're talking drugs, ya'll.

Better Living Through Chemicals

Joselyn is going to Paris and she's got a spreadsheet for that; now you can too. Click the link below for an International Trip Planner spreadsheet and follow along to this episode for tips on how to use it.International Trip Planner!

Joselyn is going to Paris and she's got a spreadsheet for that; now you can too. Click the link below for an International Trip Planner spreadsheet and follow along to this episode for tips on how to use it. International Trip Planner!

B Side: I’ve Got A Spreadsheet For That (International Trip Planner)

No way around it, this one's about death. If you're not here for it, no prob. If you are, it's going to be fun, sad, difficult and encouraging. No one should have to talk about death alone, so join us.Some general info on living wills and MPOAs.Info on donating your body to science.Human composting is a thing.Eight hours of peaceful birdsong to calm you after listening to this episode and thinking on the inevitability of your own bodily demise.

No way around it, this one's about death. If you're not here for it, no prob. If you are, it's going to be fun, sad, difficult and encouraging. No one should have to talk about death alone, so join us. Some general info on living wills and MPOAs. Info on donating your body to science. Human composting is a thing. Eight hours of peaceful birdsong to calm you after listening to this episode and thinking on the inevitability of your own bodily demise.

Bury Me At Sea

In this B Side, Joselyn and Lauren try a thought experiment where they fantasize about what they would do, what they would wear, how they would live if they were the person they long to be. And then try to rectify why they aren't that person. What fun!

B Side: All Hail Lauren With The Green Thumb

Well, did you? Because we missed you. Join us as we kick off this season with an update on what we've been doing the past few months, our hopes and dreams for the rest of the year and a sneak peak at what's coming for BCIB S4.

Did You Miss Us?

Lauren and Joselyn try to talk you into (and out of) doing things in this new segment, Pep Talks. First up: exercising.

B Sides: A New Segment We’re Calling “Pep Talks”

Lauren and Joselyn discuss the flawed research studies and empty cancer cure promises that seem to flood our internet feeds, and how these false claims can turn good girls bad. Do you know how to spot shoddy research studies? You will after listening to this.What is your villain origin story?Receipts:FDA Clinical Trial Phases CDC resource for understanding evidenceLevels of Evidence (US Preventative Services Task Force)Levels of Evidence for Clinical Practice GuidelinesEvidence Pyramid

Lauren and Joselyn discuss the flawed research studies and empty cancer cure promises that seem to flood our internet feeds, and how these false claims can turn good girls bad. Do you know how to spot shoddy research studies? You will after listening to this. What is your villain origin story? Receipts: FDA Clinical Trial Phases  CDC resource for understanding evidence Levels of Evidence (US Preventative Services Task Force) Levels of Evidence for Clinical Practice Guidelines Evidence Pyramid

Villain Origin Story

From our breasts to our bones, there's a whole lotta scans to be done for those of us with a history of cancer. But how do you know which scans you need? This episode breaks down the current guidelines, as well as some questionable coping strategies to help manage scanxiety. Thoughts? Comments? Concerns? Join us on IG @breastcancerisboring.References:Guidelines for breast cancer screenings for people at average risk: https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/breast/pdf/breast-cancer-screening-guidelines-508.pdfGuidelines for breast cancer screening for people at high risk (halfway down page): https://www.cancer.org/cancer/breast-cancer/screening-tests-and-early-detection/american-cancer-society-recommendations-for-the-early-detection-of-breast-cancer.htmlBreast Cancer risk assessment tool: https://bcrisktool.cancer.gov/calculator.htmlBone density and estrogen deficiency: https://www.uptodate.com/contents/evaluation-and-management-of-aromatase-inhibitor-induced-bone-lossWhat is a Dexa scan and what do the scores mean: https://www.breastcancer.org/treatment-side-effects/osteoporosisNow that you're good and stressed, here's a video of a baby monkey making friends with a baby pig: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrYQbWwHKVo

From our breasts to our bones, there's a whole lotta scans to be done for those of us with a history of cancer. But how do you know which scans you need? This episode breaks down the current guidelines, as well as some questionable coping strategies to help manage scanxiety. Thoughts? Comments? Concerns? Join us on IG @breastcancerisboring. References: Guidelines for breast cancer screenings for people at average risk: <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/breast/pdf/breast-cancer-screening-guidelines-508.pdf" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/breast/pdf/breast-cancer-screening-guidelines-508.pdf</a> Guidelines for breast cancer screening for people at high risk (halfway down page): <a href="https://www.cancer.org/cancer/breast-cancer/screening-tests-and-early-detection/american-cancer-society-recommendations-for-the-early-detection-of-breast-cancer.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.cancer.org/cancer/breast-cancer/screening-tests-and-early-detection/american-cancer-society-recommendations-for-the-early-detection-of-breast-cancer.html</a> Breast Cancer risk assessment tool: <a href="https://bcrisktool.cancer.gov/calculator.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bcrisktool.cancer.gov/calculator.html</a> Bone density and estrogen deficiency: <a href="https://www.uptodate.com/contents/evaluation-and-management-of-aromatase-inhibitor-induced-bone-loss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.uptodate.com/contents/evaluation-and-management-of-aromatase-inhibitor-induced-bone-loss</a> What is a Dexa scan and what do the scores mean: <a href="https://www.breastcancer.org/treatment-side-effects/osteoporosis" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.breastcancer.org/treatment-side-effects/osteoporosis</a> Now that you're good and stressed, here's a video of a baby monkey making friends with a baby pig: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrYQbWwHKVo" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrYQbWwHKVo</a>

Yes We Scan!

Joselyn is joined by Angela (of They Can't All Be Betty fame) and Jess (improv theatre and writers' group legend) to discuss the show they all hate to love to hate: The Bachelorette. Not watching? Good for you. Also, it literally will not matter as they break down the stars, the contestants, the hosts and the rampant patriarchal misogyny inherent in the premise. Good times!Follow us on IG: @breastcancerisboringCheck out Angela's podcast They Can't All Be Betty

Joselyn is joined by Angela (of They Can't All Be Betty fame) and Jess (improv theatre and writers' group legend) to discuss the show they all hate to love to hate: The Bachelorette. Not watching? Good for you. Also, it literally will not matter as they break down the stars, the contestants, the hosts and the rampant patriarchal misogyny inherent in the premise. Good times! Follow us on IG: @breastcancerisboring Check out Angela's podcast They Can't All Be Betty

B Sides: Esteemed Members Of The “No Spoilers” Text Group Discuss The Bachelorette(s)

We discuss the books we're reading, the state of our boobs (and what a state they are), and the many scars that are left behind to remind you "remember that time you had cancer - hahaha!" Hilarious.Follow us on Instagram?

We discuss the books we're reading, the state of our boobs (and what a state they are), and the many scars that are left behind to remind you "remember that time you had cancer - hahaha!" Hilarious. Follow us on Instagram?

Books, Boobs, Battlescargalactica

I was recently diagnosed with breast cancer and had so much anxiety from the unknown.  Breast cancer is unique due to the amount of time spent and all of the various treatments.  It’s completely overwhelming!  I am so glad I found your podcast! I love the reality and humor.  No one gives you the straight answers like you do.  I am a nurse also and can identify with the girls in this podcast so much.  Thank you for the list of supplies for chemo, care products, etc.  It has made this so much more tolerable.  I feel prepared and a little more in control.  I find myself laughing so hard some days which is rare during this time in my life.

My favorite podcast!

I was diagnosed with Breast Cancer April 2016.  The last year had been so very rough. Yes I’m alive and so far so good, but the depression and what I believe is PTSD has been overwhelming.  I was in tears the first day I listened to your podcast.  I’m not the only one angry, sad, hating my boobs after reconstruction, missing my old self, missing the closeness of my husband. I am not alone!!!! Thank you!!!   You may have saved me.   Keep up the good work.  Love you badasses.

I’m so glad I found this podcast!!!!!!!

Breast Cancer Is Boring

What, exactly, did I do to deserve this? A journey to the center of self-pity.

We're gonna need a bigger tote bag; from heating pads to industrial strength concealer, some things you may need to make it through chemo.

Supplies

People are wonderful and kind and there to offer help and support.People are disappointing and shitty and completely useless and they don't understand and you'r all alone here.

People are wonderful and kind and there to offer help and support. People are disappointing and shitty and completely useless and they don't understand and you'r all alone here.

People

Turn the waterworks up to 11, because big C is the traumatic gift that keeps on giving; come along and have an out-of-body experience over a scab. It'll be fun!

Trauma

Food, glorious food! Oh, powdered potatoes and applesauce.

Food

Oh the shits you will shit. Managing chemo symptoms from (yes) shit to folliculitis to fatigue.

Shit

Chemo may take our hair, but it will never take our vanity. Hold on to your brows as we explore being bald and nippleless amid cultural expectations of femininity.

Vain

The Chernobyl stage of breast cancer: Radiation. Wet the towels, break out the Lanolin and buy those t-shirts in bulk; it's gonna be a ride but it all ends in confetti.

Radioactive!

Sometimes good stuff gets edited out of our episodes for the sake of time. In this first installment of mini episodes we're calling BCI B Sides, Joselyn and Lauren discuss the Port, what it is, what it does, how it should be "accessed" (medical term for shoving a needle in you). Enjoy.

B Sides: What’s Up With This Port-A-Cath Thingy?

We're talking Cancer in the time of Covid with special guest star Lauren F.! Pour yourself a homemade cocktail, slap on a pair of headphones while you hand wash your cloth face masks and enjoy the questionable sound quality of this latest episode.

Quarantini

Behold, snippets from Lauren and Joselyn's nearly two hour Skype call because this is the world now. Enjoy.

B Sides: Lauren and Joselyn Have A Skype Call

Joselyn chronicles her first two weeks of recovery from DIEP Flap Reconstructive surgery, captured in real-time.

B Sides: DIEP Thoughts (Part 1)

Mastectomy, lumpectomy, nipplectomy...from choosing what to take to choosing who to take it, we're talking surgeons, hospitals and recovery.

Breastless

We're talking chemo with resident expert and very special guest Lily Jockers! What is chemo, why is chemo and how come we can't just talk our way out of getting it.

Chemicals

Special guest Alana and Joselyn go off on a tangent about preoccupation with death, the everlasting nature of a breast cancer diagnosis and the shattered dreams of writing the next great American novel.

B Sides: Fuck You, Hemingway

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