All we want for Christmas is for Mayor Carol Lockwood to not be dead :(

S04E09: O Come All Ye Faithful

S04E08: We'll Always Have Bourbon Street

Not even a good old-fashioned Miss Mystic Falls pageant can save this episode from its terrible plotlines.

S04E07: My Brother's Keeper

Elena fails to die at Wickery Bridge for the third time.

S04E06: We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes

I hope the Mystic Grill has restaurantmobile insurance.

S04E05: The Killer

Now they at the frat party, having a great time.

S04E04: The Five

Despite all her rage, Elena is still just a rat in a cage.

S04E03: The Rager

Claire and Beth share their most memorable puking stories in solidarity with Elena, who's not having a great day.

S04E02: Memorial

S04E01: Growing Pains

Season three comes to a close (and it only took us 3 years and 11 months to get through it)!

S03E22: The Departed

The definitive podcast about modern classic The Vampire Diaries.

You women bring me so many laughs and I loveeee how you run the podcast. I have always loved The Vampire Diaries and had just rewatched for about the 7th time when I started to look for a podcast about it. I was over the moon when I came across you ladies! Y’all  are awesome and I can’t wait for more! If I could give you 10+ stars I would!

P.S. I think Face Boner has become my new favorite thing and I hope my partner won’t get tired of hearing me (Or you lovely ladies) say it.

These are the lost diaries I’ve been looking for.

Love, Love your podcast. I laugh and think and decide who I want to punch. I just watched all eight seasons of the show during this lovely quarantine period. I wanted more and found your podcast!!!  You ladies are hilarious! I love the TV series, but the plot holes are ever present. I share in your hate if Jeremy Gilbert and your love for Caroline.  Keep doing this episodes. Thank you for your strong convictions in the “why are men” portion of the podcast. 🧛‍♂️🧛🧛‍♀️❤️

Vampire Diaries in Quarantine

The Vampire Diaries Diaries

Can The Vampire Diaries make us care about pocketwatches and ugly crystals?

S01E04: Family Ties

S01E06: Lost Girls

Journey back to 1864 with us and ponder such topics as "How uncomfortable is sex in a corset?"

S01E13: Children of the Damned

It's like Friday Night Lights but with more murder.

S01E03: Friday Night Bites

This week on The Vampire Diaries: dungeons, graveyard parties and car washes all end really well for everybody.

S01E05: You're Undead To Me

Chuck Tingle

We find out why you should never enter into a slap bet with a vampire, and VERY special guest Chuck Tingle calls in for a quick chat about love, and the dangers of going home with handsome vampires.

S02E08: Rose (feat. Chuck Tingle)

Can these crazy kids finally get that damn tomb open?

S01E14: Fool Me Once

S02E22: As I Lay Dying by The Vampire Diaries Diaries

S02E22: As I Lay Dying

Katherine's back and in the mood for stabbing!

S02E01: The Return

Move over Katherine, Emily 1864 is in the house!

S01E09: History Repeating

Allie Kazlauskas

Everybody is clamoring to be Aunt Jenna's understudy in Klaus's ritual.

S02E21: The Sun Also Rises (feat. Allie Kazlauskas)

Nothing like a pageant to serve as a backdrop for a man's addiction storyline...

S01E19: Miss Mystic Falls

Stefan is feeling his Angel fantasy while Uncle John Gilbert makes a play for the title of Worst Character.

S01E20: Blood Brothers

It's finally Founder's Day and everybody wants to murder each other.

S01E22: Founder's Day

Goodbye Katherine 1864, hello Katerina 1490!

S02E09: Katerina

One of the Salvatore brothers' stupidest plans doesn't end very well for a carnie, and the Lockwood family may all be spidermen.

SO2E02: Brave New World

Stefan and Elena's romantic weekend getaway ends up a bit more murdery than they expected.

S02E14: Crying Wolf

Who gets stabbed in the Gilbert kitchen this week? Listen to find out!

S02E06: Plan B

♫ I see a bad moon rising / I see Uncle Mason on the way / I see crossbows a-firing / I see Matt Donovan acting like a shitbag again today / Don't go round the old Lockwood ruins tonight / It's bound to take your life / There's a bad moon on the rise ♫

S02E03: Bad Moon Rising

Everybody's trying to kill Katherine, and Beth and Claire get real during Why Are Men.

S02E07: Masquerade

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