In this episode, Dave is on a mission to get Matt and Emma blue ticks on Instagram... he needs your help to succeed. ALSO we find out some CRAZY TOOTHBRUSH STATISTICS that will shock you, Dave and the team weren't very impressed with all the spit chat!

Breakfast - So Much Spit Chat 

This morning, Anna gave YOU the chance to name her fantasy football team... and you guys did not fail to disappoint. ALSO we're now three weeks into 1 in 100, which means we're 15 numbers closer, and no right guesses!! What do you think it is?

Breakfast - You Should Feel It In Your Heart, Not Write It In Your Hand 

On this episode, we hear from YOUR Mission Impossible's... and Dave explained a mission he was sent on earlier this week. AND we hear the VIRAL clip going around of a man addicted to smelling cans of tuna... gross!

Breakfast - The Chesterfield Extraction 

Today, Dave and the team were back with Wednesday's Cool Badge... where YOU told us some things that you've done that's just NOT cool. AND we're now 13 numbers down in our new game 1 in 100, STILL no right guesses. Do YOU have a lucky number you might want to give a try?

Breakfast - Pretending To Look For Evidence 

This morning on The Dave Berry Breakfast Show, we had a very special episode where Dave opened the door to The Bureau Of Little Complaints. Dave and the gang chat all things that get on people's nerves! AND in today's Social Ammo Matt introduced Dave and Emma to a new version of one of Taylor Swifts most iconic songs...

Breakfast - Hiding In A Bushel From A Pterodactyl 

Jason Derulo

We're now 11 numbers deep into our new game of 1 in 100, and still NO CLUE! Today's Social Ammo included some very interesting people making up a football team. AND we find out why Dave's voice might sound a little croaky...

Breakfast - Jason Derulo Sitting In The Hole 

In this episode, find out why Dave is so amused by one of Anna's prize possessions... Also, we're ticking digits off the list everyday but STILL nobody has guessed which number between 1 and 100 is the winning number. AND, we hear one of THE WORST dad jokes in The Social Ammo!

Breakfast - Geary Bum Bag 

Beat the intro is BACK, and with Glenn away the others were actually in with a chance! We also had a listen back to the VIRAL clip of the cow getting lost on the motorway, and there was something familiar in the background...

Breakfast - #Bumtree

Our Loud For Your Luggage caller REALLY went for it this morning, and the team were very impressed. We're another number down in the NEW 1 in 100 game, still no correct guesses! And we're talking all things pampered pets, find out how spoiled some peoples pets really are...

Breakfast - The Ballet Of The Bins 

Dave and the gang get to the bottom of the human / bear at a zoo in China, what do YOU think it is? We're another number down in our new 1 in 100 game, still no winner... 6 numbers down, we're getting closer to the £1000 prize! ALSO Emma has a very strong opinion on something that everyone is obsessed with right now.

Breakfast - Boleyn Hammerwrath, The Cockney Dwarf

Big gigs, great guests and loads more - The Dave Berry Breakfast Show on Absolute Radio, weekdays from 6am.

The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

From the sublime to the ridiculous, after yesterday's educational extravaganza we quickly descend into toilet humour this morning. Plus Dave ask which celebrities you've seen out of context and we get those sweet sweet Cool Badges.

Breakfast - He's A Thinking Person's Gardening Crumpet

Ricky Gervais

Gordon Ramsay

On today's show, Ricky Gervais joined Dave, and Dave managed to stun the comedian. Also, Dave picks the film that he'll be renting from Blockbuster!

Breakfast - Ricky Gervais Airs His Concerns About Gordon Ramsay's Nudity

How do you read your mobile phone number? Dave talks to a Sinclair C5 world champion and Matt met his postman at the weekend, and he's called Pat.

Breakfast - Tell Me More About This Octogenarian Called Alice Cooper

Matt and Kate Dyson are facing 14 days of self-isolation after Kate seemingly contracted Covid-19. This would be bearable if they weren’t parents to three kids - Bess, Maggie and Ted.  And if the schools hadn’t shut. While Kate languishes in bed, googling random stuff like ‘Can cats die from Coronavirus’, Matt is single-handedly playing nurse, parent, running the household, and broadcasting from the dining room every weekday morning. Can they and their marriage survive Coronavirus? This is their diary.

Love in the Time Of Corona

Today Dave gives away £40,000. Emma Jones reads your news and Producer Mark's weird habits come to the fore once again.

Breakfast - You'll Never Guess What Producer Mark's Got In His Top Draw

Roisin Conaty

This morning Roisin Conaty pops into the show, Matt delivers potentially the best Social Ammo ever AND we find out which James Bond film you were born with. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Dave leave Roisin Conaty breathless

Helena Bonham Carter

This morning on the Dave Berry Breakfast show the team were LIVE from the Warner Brothers Studio Tour London - The Making of Harry Potter. On the show, we heard from listeners who claimed to be the world's biggest Harry Potter fan. But who knew that Dave wouldn't have to look very far to find a Harry Potter superfan, as his wife showed off her knowledge on the show.

Breakfast - Helena Bonham Carter's Hufflepuff Cup

This morning we talk about embarrassing things your parents say, Dave delves into the Relationship Rolodex and we discover why Matt Dyson lost a tenner over the weekend. Enjoy!

Breakfast - They should rename the Masked Singer 'Bring Out The Gimp'

Dave has risen. All praise to Dave. This morning on the show we celebrate Dave's Mercury Prize success, plan to send Matt Dyson to Area 51 and there's a remix of the Emma Jones 50K song

Breakfast - Screw You I Need The Points

Loft

Bono and The Edge share a riddle on the tube, our Blockbuster DVD finally arrives all the way from Oregon, US and we hear from a member of Sseamus Oblivion and the Mega-death Morris Men'.

Breakfast - Whats the German for 'Are the teabags in the loft?'

As its pancake day the obvious question to ask was what your alternative swear words is, Matt's new car is causing rifts between his kids and Dave thinks his daughter has a superpower, so we test it by doing a dummy spitting competition, LIVE.

Breakfast - Woofy Boofins Was My Exotic Dancer Name In 2004

Day 4 of Ben Burrell. Wish us luck. Today Matt talks tinned goods, Ben talks to a lot of Kays and Emma talks changing the bed. Enjoy!

Breakfast - This Feels Like a Low

This morning Dave discovers the joy of sock rotation. The manhunt continues and we get another Absolute Radio DJ on the line for an apology. Enjoy!

Breakfast - 100% Sock Rotation

MISSION COMPLETE! Our Blockbuster screening went perfectly! Unfortunately, the Met Police did have a run-in with our new mate Ryan - the Assistant Manager of the last Blockbuster on the planet. Ryan came back into the studio to tell us all about it.

Breakfast - Assistant Manager Ray's idea for a curry night has not gone to plan.

It's Friday! Today Dave wants your Latin family mottoes, they discuss Eric Cantona's most recent speech AND Emma Jones reads your news. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Vee-Tay Nolo Tract

We have done it! We have finally made contact with extra-terrestrials and it is AWFUL! Truly awful. Hear the aliens cover of Muse AND another abysmal 5 Words 5 Grand performance from Matt.

Breakfast - Grade 6 Trombonist Hannah Is Live On The Show

Kane Suppository

Glenn gets into trouble with a listener after getting one footie score horribly wrong in his bulletin, Dave confesses a deep desire to steal from the workplace and why and we all find out exactly who won the Breakfast Bake-off team challenge…

Breakfast - A Citizen Kane Suppository

This morning we look for a voice-over artist, Dave &amp; Matt hand in the oddest of Cool Badges and we have to close the blinds in the studio. Enjoy!

Breakfast - Oh Caretaker, can you fix my damp chalkboard for me?

This morning Dave finds out what sinister item Dyson has in his pantry, Dave asks for your second bests AND the team give out some Parental Leave tips. Enjoy!

Breakfast - It's The Same As Having a Wicker Man In Your Garden

Most of today's show is inspired by a strange object Dave found in his letter box. Plus we've got Cool Badges being handed in left, right and centre and we get to the bottom of what SMH actually means.

Breakfast - Have you bought a Hi-Fi, TV or video recorder and need it to be set up?

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