Ranked #1
21: This Movie Invented John Turturro! (Season Finale)
21: This Movie Invented John Turturro! (Season Finale)
It's the Season 1 Finale of Breaking Mayberry, and we're closing out with our first movie episode! Going back a few year... Read more
7 Sep 2018
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1hr 13mins
Ranked #2
05: Two Hillbillies of Verona
05: Two Hillbillies of Verona
The good news: Marty and Dan like both of these episodes!The bad news: That means things go off the rails REAL HARD. We ... Read more
28 Apr 2018
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1hr 21mins
Ranked #3
03: Andy Causes an Amber Alert
03: Andy Causes an Amber Alert
Andy basically kidnaps a kid in this episode, and Marty and Dan don't know how to react. But first, Andy is very upset t... Read more
10 Apr 2018
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56mins
Ranked #4
17: Swarmed By Horny Farmhands
17: Swarmed By Horny Farmhands
Marty and Dan come back to the farm for just... just a shocking amount of sexism, even by 1961 standards, holy hell. Sea... Read more
3 Aug 2018
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56mins
Ranked #5
45: The Legend of Saxophone Boy (w/ Briana Morgan)
45: The Legend of Saxophone Boy (w/ Briana Morgan)
Have you had all your shots? If not, Andy Griffith will literally hold you down in prison until you're inoculated. That'... Read more
23 Aug 2019
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1hr 12mins
Ranked #6
04: All the Crime You Can Eat
04: All the Crime You Can Eat
This episode is so big and so totally illegal that we had to lawyer up. Actual Lawyer Ian Roberts joins us for Season On... Read more
17 Apr 2018
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1hr
Ranked #7
40: The Bayous of Mayberry County
40: The Bayous of Mayberry County
Marty and Dan continue to plow through Season 2 with a double-header which seeks to cost them their sanity. First, the ... Read more
12 Jun 2019
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1hr 8mins
Ranked #8
10: This Is Not At All How The Stock Market Works
10: This Is Not At All How The Stock Market Works
Another round of Mayberry goodness and this time we have a special guest - Joseph McCarthy! (No seriously, we talk about... Read more
15 Jun 2018
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1hr 4mins
Ranked #9
36: Grappling With Jeff Foxworthy
36: Grappling With Jeff Foxworthy
It's our mid-season decompression episode and we got a special guest who actually knows what they're talking about. Gabe... Read more
23 Apr 2019
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1hr 24mins
Ranked #10
24: You Backed The Wrong Horse! Sit and Spin!
24: You Backed The Wrong Horse! Sit and Spin!
Marty and Dan sat down again with their legal expert Ian Roberts to talk about historical financial contracts and the br... Read more
27 Nov 2018
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1hr 6mins
Ranked #11
25; Uncle Fester's Mustache Rides
25; Uncle Fester's Mustache Rides
Legal council Ian Roberts returns for our back-to-back legal episodes! Ian explains the history of "the pill" and its av... Read more
10 Dec 2018
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1hr 4mins
Ranked #12
Bottle Episodes 3: Belly Button Mandela Effect (w/ Kae Lani Palmisano)
Bottle Episodes 3: Belly Button Mandela Effect (w/ Kae Lani Palmisano)
It's another journey into magic as USA Today 10Best Food/Travel Editor and host of WHYY's "Check Please!" Kae Lani Palmi... Read more
13 Nov 2019
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1hr 29mins
Ranked #13
Because The Night Belongs To Punisher (Unlocked Patreon Bonus)
Because The Night Belongs To Punisher (Unlocked Patreon Bonus)
In this UNLOCKED BONUS episode, a Patreon subscriber asked us to watch 2004's The Punisher with Tom Jane and John Travol... Read more
4 Mar 2020
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1hr 8mins
Ranked #14
Bottle Episodes 6: Maximum Acceptable Gyration Levels (w/ Dr. Timaree Schmit)
Bottle Episodes 6: Maximum Acceptable Gyration Levels (w/ Dr. Timaree Schmit)
There's a SEX DOCTOR in the house as sex educator/writer/podcast host/performer Dr. Timaree Schmit stops by to talk abou... Read more
23 Dec 2019
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1hr 11mins
Ranked #15
55: Mr. Beaks' Revenge
55: Mr. Beaks' Revenge
Oh thank god we're back in Mayberry again. Opie doesn't get beaten, we meet Dan's imaginary friend, and a bird gets very... Read more
15 Jan 2020
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1hr 26mins
Ranked #16
33: In the Pocket of Big Pickle
33: In the Pocket of Big Pickle
IT'S PICKLE TIME! Marty and Dan call in a fermentation expert (Amanda Feifer of http://phickle.com/) to talk pickles to ... Read more
18 Mar 2019
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58mins
Ranked #17
32: Four Shirts, No Belt
32: Four Shirts, No Belt
This episode explains why job interviews exist, as Barney gets offered a job as sheriff of a neighboring town, and Andy... Read more
11 Mar 2019
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1hr 3mins
Ranked #18
31: Go Speed Frasier, Go Speed Frasier, Go Speed Frasier, Goooooo!
31: Go Speed Frasier, Go Speed Frasier, Go Speed Frasier, Goooooo!
We're still doing Mayberry, don't worry, but this time around we brought in another show for comparison. Andy and Barney... Read more
18 Feb 2019
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58mins
Ranked #19
Bottle Episodes 1: A Grown Man Fights A Piano (w/ Emily Guendelsberger)
Bottle Episodes 1: A Grown Man Fights A Piano (w/ Emily Guendelsberger)
It's the beginning of our brand-new mini-series "Bottle Episodes", covering the magical hit I Dream of Jeannie. Our spec... Read more
23 Oct 2019
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1hr 18mins
Ranked #20
Bottle Episodes 4: Astronauts Ain't Shit (w/ Stephanie Neuerburg)
Bottle Episodes 4: Astronauts Ain't Shit (w/ Stephanie Neuerburg)
"Saddest Case of Celibacy In The West" podcast host Stephanie Neuerburg joins us for a rip-roaring cowboy adventure, as ... Read more
3 Dec 2019
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58mins