Forever coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob &amp; Patricia are back to discuss aliens, lizard people, and Jesus Christ.

Forever coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob &amp; Patricia are back to discuss aliens, lizard people, and Jesus Christ.

Kidding On The Square

Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob &amp; Patricia are back to discuss game shows, pulling teeth, and Lysistrata.

Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob &amp; Patricia are back to discuss game shows, pulling teeth, and Lysistrata.

Cliff & Tracy

Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob &amp; Patricia call their dearest friend, Jamie Lissow, who provides an update on quarantined life in Alaska. The trio also discuss productivity, amplification, and Cardi B. 

Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob &amp; Patricia call their dearest friend, Jamie Lissow, who provides an update on quarantined life in Alaska. The trio also discuss productivity, amplification, and Cardi B.

COVID-19 Pounds Later

Once again coming to you quarantined from their home bunker, Rob &amp; Patricia touch on everything from natural disasters and giant bats to Rob's mom the teacher.

Once again coming to you quarantined from their home bunker, Rob &amp; Patricia touch on everything from natural disasters and giant bats to Rob's mom the teacher.

Five Minutes (Underwater)

Reporting to you from their home bunker, Rob &amp; Patricia provide an update on their dwindling emergency supplies and their first go at teaching via home schooling. Paty also ruins the idea of bidets for anyone running low on toilet paper. This episode was not sponsored by Marlboro.

Reporting to you from their home bunker, Rob &amp; Patricia provide an update on their dwindling emergency supplies and their first go at teaching via home schooling. Paty also ruins the idea of bidets for anyone running low on toilet paper. This episode was not sponsored by Marlboro.

I Don't Think You're Going To Learn Anything

Rob &amp; Patricia are back to talk International Woman's Day, the all encompassing coronavirus, and why you should consume more vitamin C than fear propaganda, despite Facebook's wishes.

Rob &amp; Patricia are back to talk International Woman's Day, the all encompassing coronavirus, and why you should consume more vitamin C than fear propaganda, despite Facebook's wishes.

The Crown Virus

Rob &amp; Patricia discuss Rob's new ADD diagnosis, kamikaze pilots turned Zen Buddhists, and Rob's new best friend, Dr. Gabor Maté.

Rob &amp; Patricia discuss Rob's new ADD diagnosis, kamikaze pilots turned Zen Buddhists, and Rob's new best friend, Dr. Gabor Maté.

I'd Rather Be

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss comedy pseudonyms, Rodney Dangerfield, and the secret to shaking 1,500 hands without breaking your own.

Rodney

Titania McGrath

Rob is once again joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into part II of Titania's origins and future, free speech, and cancel culture.

Rob is once again joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into part II of Titania's origins and future, free speech, and cancel culture.

Woke: A Guide To Social Justice with Titania McGrath: Part II

Rob is joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into Titania's origins and future, free speech, cancel culture, and Rob's international incident with the country of Spain.

Rob is joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into Titania's origins and future, free speech, cancel culture, and Rob's international incident with the country of Spain.

Woke: A Guide To Social Justice with Titania McGrath: Part I

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Raymond Francis

Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the first of two episodes to discuss the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.

Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, <a href="http://D.Sc" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">D.Sc</a>., <a href="http://M.Sc" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">M.Sc</a>., RNC, joins Rob for the first of two episodes to discuss the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.

Never Be Sick Again: An Interview with Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC: Part I

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia as they dissect prostitution, why popsicle sticks aren't adequate when it comes to parasailing equipment, and how Rob once had to find a frozen armadillo for a group of Colombian shamans. 

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia as they dissect prostitution, why popsicle sticks aren't adequate when it comes to parasailing equipment, and how Rob once had to find a frozen armadillo for a group of Colombian shamans.

The Frozen Armadillo

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia to discuss the keto diet, steroids, and Rob's standup comedy origins. The trio also tell some jokes.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia to discuss the keto diet, steroids, and Rob's standup comedy origins. The trio also tell some jokes.

What Does It Mean?

Rob and Patricia discuss their weekend at The Magic Castle, how they each went about handling their daughter's bad dreams, and why Mexico has the meanest sense of humor.

Rob and Patricia discuss their weekend at The Magic Castle, how they each went about handling their daughter's bad dreams, and why Mexico has the meanest sense of humor.

Barbie Butts

Rob &amp; Patricia debate whether or not they should leave California. Their conversation naturally touches on hoarders, altitude sickness, and bath salts.

Rob &amp; Patricia debate whether or not they should leave California. Their conversation naturally touches on hoarders, altitude sickness, and bath salts.

Should We Move?

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia as they muse about Zen philosophy, meditation, and some near death experiences.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia as they muse about Zen philosophy, meditation, and some near death experiences.

Zen What Happens?

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to talk friends, secrets, and intuition.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to talk friends, secrets, and intuition.

Friends

Rob &amp; Patricia describe their typical date night, which tends to revolve around murder, suffering, and television.

Rob &amp; Patricia describe their typical date night, which tends to revolve around murder, suffering, and television.

Binge Watch Date Night

Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the second of two episodes to conclude their discussion on the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.

Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, <a href="http://D.Sc" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">D.Sc</a>., <a href="http://M.Sc" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">M.Sc</a>., RNC, joins Rob for the second of two episodes to conclude their discussion on the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.

Never Be Sick Again: An Interview with Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC: Part II

Rob &amp; Patricia discuss the social implications of Patricia's obsession with online shopping in stark contrast to Rob's shortcomings as a technologically challenged man.

Rob &amp; Patricia discuss the social implications of Patricia's obsession with online shopping in stark contrast to Rob's shortcomings as a technologically challenged man.

Technologically Challenged

Rob and Patricia dive into Carlos Huamaní Cueva's "Diccionario de las Enfermedades Emocionales", which breaks down the emotional origins behind illnesses. They also reflect on some mean nicknames.

Rob and Patricia dive into Carlos Huamaní Cueva's "Diccionario de las Enfermedades Emocionales", which breaks down the emotional origins behind illnesses. They also reflect on some mean nicknames.

"Robert, When Do You Turn Off?"

Rob &amp; Patricia ring in the holiday season, talking pilgrims, facials, vasectomies, and bacalao.

Rob &amp; Patricia ring in the holiday season, talking pilgrims, facials, vasectomies, and bacalao.

Ow-Chi

Rob, Patricia, and Jamie break down social media, (not so) private information, and happy endings.

Rob, Patricia, and Jamie break down social media, (not so) private information, and happy endings.

Big Brother

Renowned sexologist, psychologist, and criminologist Dr. Silvia Olmedo joins Rob and Patricia for the first of two podcasts to discuss masturbation, depression, and her new book, "A Dos Pasos De La Locura".

Renowned sexologist, psychologist, and criminologist Dr. Silvia Olmedo joins Rob and Patricia for the first of two podcasts to discuss masturbation, depression, and her new book, "A Dos Pasos De La Locura".

Two Steps From Madness: Part I

Rob &amp; Patricia discuss Rob's tendency to prematurely blame others, including their own children.

Rob &amp; Patricia discuss Rob's tendency to prematurely blame others, including their own children.

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