Martin and Steele are back for a very special holiday episode.

Martin and Steele are back for a very special holiday episode.

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Martin and Steele sit in for a missing Lance Wackerle in this S&amp;W episode from summer 2011.

Martin and Steele sit in for a missing Lance Wackerle in this S&amp;W episode from summer 2011.

Sick and Wrong with Martin and Steele

Martin and Steele return for their annual show. Steele can't get ahold of Martin, Martin has legal troubles and what exactly is Steele doing on internet dating sites.

Martin and Steele return for their annual show. Steele can't get ahold of Martin, Martin has legal troubles and what exactly is Steele doing on internet dating sites.

FTV 2010 

Martin and Steele are back in this special reunion show. The guys catch you you up on what's been going on in their lives, give you their takes on pop culture happenings, and let you know how to learn more than you'll ever need to know about a former first lady.

212  - The Reunion

One of our former guests is making a name for himself around the net. Plus, feltching and gerbiling.

211: Sped Gets Famous

Ed McMahon may be losing his house so Martin and Steele have an intelligent discussion of the housing crunch and it's effect on the elderly. Okay, that's a lie. There's nothing intelligent about it. Also, Jim McKay is dead and the courtroom stinks like fecals.

210: The Agony of Defeat

Parents keep trying to take their sped of a kid to church even though the preist took out a restraining order to keep the tard away. Find out what a gay Aussie thinks about Martin and Steele. Plus, Steele gets a birthday gift.

209: Mr. Tard Goes To Church

Martinand Steele are accosted by an intruder. Martin holds down the fort while Steele chases the criminal. The death pool race has tightened up and we have some live music in the studio.

208: The Brown Invaison

Martin describes his new job, we focus on some mayhem from the world of minor league baseball and 1,000 cars get violated.

Martin describes his new job, we focus on some mayhem from the world of minor league baseball and 1,000 cars get violated.

207: That Car Is Hot!

Ted Kennedy is near death and Senator Bryd is very upset about it. A Philly DJ gets fired and Chico picks up some death pool points live on air.

206: My Dear Dear Friend

It's two guys from the 'Ville talking politics, porn, pop-culture and current events. We'll mix in some ailments and handicaps, strippers and hookers and maybe even some fat chicks.

These guys were put on hold early but, they shall return. Go ftv...

Come back there's room!!!

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fromtheville's Podcast

No, the predatory science teacher is not coming to the studio. However, an old segment named after him is. It's the return of "The Gordy Files" as we dig into a story about a man and his step-daughter. Mooner and Chico are back for another show as we break down the parts of the month and even play an impromtu round of "would you rather" that involes a triple amputee. Plus, stay tuned after the closing music as we present the third edition of "FTV - After the Show." We'll hear from Chico's wife, find out what happened to Mooner and check in with one of the hosts of "Sick and Wrong."

No, the predatory science teacher is not coming to the studio. However, an old segment named after him is. It's the return of "The Gordy Files" as we dig into a story about a man and his step-daughter. Mooner and Chico are back for another show as we break down the parts of the month and even play an impromtu round of "would you rather" that involes a triple amputee. Plus, stay tuned after the closing music as we present the third edition of "FTV - After the Show." We'll hear from Chico's wife, find out what happened to Mooner and check in with one of the hosts of "Sick and Wrong."

130: Gordy Returns

Mooner shares the details of his recent trip to a BBW party. What is BBW you ask? Here is a clue: It has to do with fat chicks. Tune in and find out the answer. We're also asking for some listener help. Would somebody please count the number of times that we refer to fat chicks as "pigs" and let us know the total.  In addition to the fat pigs, we'll talk about a rape case in which the defense team involked the "small penis defense." Plus, naked chicks on beer bottles and the return of Menudo.

98: The Skinny on Fatties

The new year brings a whole new cast of people who are about to take the long dirt nap. Chico, Mooner, Martin and Steele make their first 10 picks in the annual death pool draft.  editorial note:  We wish no ill will on these people but if they are going to die anyway we might as well have some fun with it.

The new year brings a whole new cast of people who are about to take the long dirt nap. Chico, Mooner, Martin and Steele make their first 10 picks in the annual death pool draft. editorial note:  We wish no ill will on these people but if they are going to die anyway we might as well have some fun with it.

169: Death Pool 2008 part 1

Dougie and Kyle are back and you can hear the frustration from Steele and Martin.  Both of the hosts are fired during this episode. Dougie is told to leave several times but he is to retarded to understand. He announces that he is a "silent partner" and then gets his mid-'90's pop-culture references confused.

81 - Get The Fuck Out...JonBenet

We're back with our second attempt at episode 110. You'll hear all about what happened in the first recording session for this episode. Here's a clue - We are now enacting a 1 tard limit per show!  Find out how many tards we tried to record with and why we did it. Plus, Steele tells a tale of a salad dodging brit and Martin is a victim of spousal abuse.

110: Springbreak Revisited

Chico sits in for this one as Steele debuts his latest motion picture undertaking. Mr. Spring Break checks in on the hotline at (206) 600-4FTV but we still have no idea what he's talking about. Also, Pay at the Pump, erectile disfuntion and energy drinks.

113: My Butt Yearns

Mooner sits in on this one as we talk DaVinci Code and church shootings.

5 - Davinci, Detached Bag and Mudbutt

Martin's wife sits in on this one as we cover roadside crosses and hairy nipples. "Would you Rather" is back and we debut a new segment called "Riddle me an Ailment."

4 - Bones, Dubs and SFW

Episode 27 finds Martin back from a short vacation and answering some of his critics. We'll dig deeper into the Mel Gibson story and find out why fat people do the things that fat people do. We'll also hear people claim that Alchoholism and Obesity are diseases but Steele brings us a story about a real disease.

27 - What's That Smell?

It's an extended version of FTV. Steele's friends wife makes her return to the show with a story about Catholic fokelore. Alex and Dean question Martin's skills as they relate to the gay scene so Martin is forced to defend himself against allegations that he couldn't pull hot gays. Plus we'll make an announcement about our new network and also an upcoming guest.

106: We're Not Gay, But We Could Be

This one starts with Martin and Steele arguing about the true star of the show (again). Once tempers get in check we'll continue to cover the telethon, ask the listeners for help picking out our underwear, and check out some interesting items from the personal pages.

138: Personally Speaking

Steele had to head to the emergency room where he was admitted for surgery. Don't worry. He's fine now but there is to be no maniputation...

177: Emergency Surgery

One of our listeners shares his personal horror story with us this time as we talk about Steve's missing testicles.  Plus, Jerry's Kids, Drunken Germans and a midget gang.

One of our listeners shares his personal horror story with us this time as we talk about Steve's missing testicles.  Plus, Jerry's Kids, Drunken Germans and a midget gang.

90 - Scoliosis Will Fuck You Up!

Episode 25 finds the Martin having a bad week. First his car breaks down and then his favorite show is interupted by a fat weatherman going yakety-yaks about some fucking rain storm. But nobody had a worse week than Mel Gibson. We'll get Steele and Martin's thoughts on Mel's drunken tirade and subsequent apologies.

25 - Sugar Tits and the Jews

Steele provides some needed medical advice for a listener and a young aisain boy is ordered to shave his mustache but the Amercian Mustache Institute steps in to right a wrong.

175: Ask Dr. Steele

Steele is back but wishes he wasn't as Martin is way to hyper at the start of this one. Once he settles down though Steele decides he must have Gordy's phone number. VanHalen is getting back together which somehow turns into a 15 minute discussion of the 90's sitcom Full House (yeah, we don't know how that happened either).  All that plus some black called some fag a fag and is now seeking counseling to stop calling fags fags. Step 1: meet with a bunch of fags?

75 - 892-4997

What if the president was a puppet? Dan gives us his interpretation and tells us of his next puppet project. Steele, of course, gets the gay bumps. We also talk about a new chain of coffee shops, freedom of speech, and an update on Naked Sunday.  All of that plus Steele breaks down the different degrees of Short Busses.

What if the president was a puppet? Dan gives us his interpretation and tells us of his next puppet project. Steele, of course, gets the gay bumps. We also talk about a new chain of coffee shops, freedom of speech, and an update on Naked Sunday.  All of that plus Steele breaks down the different degrees of Short Busses.

86 - The Puppet Show

A listener wants to know what are the best songs for strippers and Steele, Martin and Mooner fancy themselves experts in the area. Don Imus has been taking heat all week and FTV will get their shots in as we try to shed some light on race relations. Plus, Don Ho died and Martin gets 24 points.

A listener wants to know what are the best songs for strippers and Steele, Martin and Mooner fancy themselves experts in the area. Don Imus has been taking heat all week and FTV will get their shots in as we try to shed some light on race relations. Plus, Don Ho died and Martin gets 24 points.

97: On The Pole

Steele and Martin kick it old school as the guest couch sits empty. We'll recap events from the weekend including Martin's family gathering and Steele's maiden voyage to a new adult establishment. And we'll say "Bye Bye Bye" to any rumors of Lance Bass's heterosexuality.

23 - The Gentlemen's Club

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