Ranked #1
2018 - 1 | Portugal, or "The Garden is a Metaphor"
2018 - 1 | Portugal, or "The Garden is a Metaphor"
In which we kick things off in the traditional way (which is to say, by discussing the host country's entry), and we dis... Read more
3 Apr 2018
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16mins
Ranked #2
2018 - 24 | Slovenia, or "Literally His Kink"
2018 - 24 | Slovenia, or "Literally His Kink"
In which we discuss our experiences in "the club", the music of Taylor Swift, and we engage in a lovely round of kinksha... Read more
1 May 2018
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18mins
Ranked #3
2019 - Four Artists Who Have Been Here Before
2019 - Four Artists Who Have Been Here Before
Well, folks. You knew it was coming. Every year a handful of people take their second shot at Eurovision, and we talk ab... Read more
10 May 2019
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52mins
Ranked #4
2017 - Episode 27 | San Marino
2017 - Episode 27 | San Marino
It's a Tuesday - which means we discuss another fabulous duet. Additionally, in this episode we talk about “Hope - Das O... Read more
25 Apr 2017
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20mins
Ranked #5
2019 - Four Countries Related to Four Amusing Travel Anecdotes
2019 - Four Countries Related to Four Amusing Travel Anecdotes
Well, folks! It's been too long, and yes, we have about three quarters of the songs left to discuss. That's why in this ... Read more
2 May 2019
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1hr 10mins
Ranked #6
2018 - 42 | Australia, or "Jeff Bezoars"
2018 - 42 | Australia, or "Jeff Bezoars"
In which we discuss feeling powerless in this world, but not giving up. We talk about how hard it is to predict who will... Read more
8 May 2018
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24mins
Ranked #7
2017 - Episode 26 | FYR Macedonia
2017 - Episode 26 | FYR Macedonia
In which we discuss what it feels like to suddenly be much older than you were yesterday, why we have a ladder in our ap... Read more
25 Apr 2017
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23mins
Ranked #8
2019 - 1 | Germany, or "$!ß✝€Ⓡ𝄞"
2019 - 1 | Germany, or "$!ß✝€Ⓡ𝄞"
Well, folks. We certainly tried something with this one. For the first time in Eurovision Division history, neither Jero... Read more
23 Feb 2019
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47mins
Ranked #9
2018 - 10 | Austria, or "I'd Like To See That"
2018 - 10 | Austria, or "I'd Like To See That"
In which we discuss the religious experience that is this song, but Jeroen also attempts to articulate a feeling of curi... Read more
17 Apr 2018
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16mins
Ranked #10
2018 - 43 | Georgia, or "Unfairly Maligned"
2018 - 43 | Georgia, or "Unfairly Maligned"
In which we discuss the last song in this year's line-up, which was also the last song to be released this year. We talk... Read more
8 May 2018
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18mins
Ranked #11
2018 - 31 | Hungary, or "Hamlet, the Musical"
2018 - 31 | Hungary, or "Hamlet, the Musical"
In which we continue our discussion of "personal" songs at Eurovision, and proceed to actually talk about this song and ... Read more
4 May 2018
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22mins
Ranked #12
2018 - 37 | Denmark, or "Vikings! A Musical Experience"
2018 - 37 | Denmark, or "Vikings! A Musical Experience"
In which we make a number of pop culture references, and talk about folk legends, musical theatre, choreography and layi... Read more
6 May 2018
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27mins
Ranked #13
2019 - 9 | Spain, or "A Thousand Sex Points"
2019 - 9 | Spain, or "A Thousand Sex Points"
Well, folks. This is a horny episode. By that, we mean there is a lot of brass in the instrumentation for Miki's "La Ven... Read more
24 Mar 2019
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20mins
Ranked #14
2018 - 6 | Estonia, or "Lost in Verona"
2018 - 6 | Estonia, or "Lost in Verona"
In which we provide you with another bizarre audio experience and try to figure out what Estonia's current fixation on I... Read more
12 Apr 2018
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29mins
Ranked #15
2018 - 33 | Bulgaria, or "The Equinox Chronicles"
2018 - 33 | Bulgaria, or "The Equinox Chronicles"
In which we go on a quest into the deepest corners of the universe, to retrieve what has been taken from us. On our way,... Read more
5 May 2018
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25mins
Ranked #16
2019 - 2 | France, or "It's Wild To Say 'Rise Like a Phoenix' Is Subtle"
2019 - 2 | France, or "It's Wild To Say 'Rise Like a Phoenix' Is Subtle"
Well, folks. In this episode we talk about one of those rare instances when a country's Eurovision act makes it to the m... Read more
27 Feb 2019
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29mins
Ranked #17
2017 - Episode 40 | the Netherlands
2017 - Episode 40 | the Netherlands
In which we discuss English as written by non-native speakers, the position of backing vocalists, and the most appropria... Read more
6 May 2017
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22mins
Ranked #18
2019 - 4 | North-Macedonia, or "International Woman"
2019 - 4 | North-Macedonia, or "International Woman"
Well, folks. We recorded this one on March 8th, and thought it best not to wait too long to put this one out. In this ep... Read more
9 Mar 2019
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16mins
Ranked #19
2018 - 13 | Spain, or "Like Yelling into a Bowl"
2018 - 13 | Spain, or "Like Yelling into a Bowl"
In which we ride an emotional roller coaster and discuss the nature of young love. If you want to, please count the amou... Read more
19 Apr 2018
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21mins
Ranked #20
2018 - 12 | San Marino, or "S.V.I.P."
2018 - 12 | San Marino, or "S.V.I.P."
In which Jeroen tries to recount the events that took place in Bratislava a couple of weeks ago from memory, we flash ba... Read more
18 Apr 2018
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22mins