Carol becomes addicted to a lame-ass game, and the two interview a drag queen and her bitchboi.  Who's more feminine: Brie, Ben, or Jen? And a fantastic sweep of Drag Jeopardy leaves Carol ugly.

Episode 78: Real People-Brie Bordeaux and Her BitchBoi Ben

Grievances about trash and periods and the Bernie Sanders' porno. Also, a fan writes in with a question about Mom Swipes Left official picks. Lastly, the death of the ASS.

Episode 77: The Official MSL Everything

Carol goes off on a tear about a niece while Jen listens patiently.  Jen quizzes Carol on the subtleties of Karens vs. Beckys vs. Alicias. They wrap it up with The Ten Stages of Quarantine. Also, Carol tells Jen (in a very unsympathetic way) that she's been cheating on her.

Episode 76: The Truth About Alicia

Carol and Jen talk murder hornets and predictions for what June 2020 will bring us. Carol debates if we're in the end-times or maybe just the middle-ish times.  Also, she challenges Jen to a revenge Scat-agories.

Episode 75:  Carol's Bible Study

This week, Carol and Jen rant about ants, chipmunks, and Bernie supporters. Join Carol as she plays Scat-egories and reads a Dear Daddy from a fan whose masterbating habits have been hobbled by the quarantine. Lastly, a quiz: Yoga Pose or Sex Position.

Episode 74:  The World is Going to the Animals

Jen and Carol air grievances about quarantine protesters, skinny girl armpits, and the possibility of donating period blood to the Red Cross. Also, the worst ways to spend your stimulus check. They wrap up with a particularly frustrating conversation with a Gen Z-er who thinks that they are both Karens.

Episode 73: The Truth About Boomers

Jen and Carol hash it out over quarantine hygiene.  Carol refuses to smell Jen's crotch...again. Carol kills it in a 70's TV jingle quiz. Be sure to rate, review, and subscribe!

Episode 72: A Reunion Show

Episode 71: Carol Has a Temper Tantrum

Quarantine fun; Jen considers tasting dog shit; Carol kicks ass at the 70s

Episode 70: A (Slightly) Extended Version

Old people and technology; corona-porn; Carol is a slapper

Episode 69:  Yes, We're Still Here

A multi-generational look at dating, personal hygiene, and general debauchery

Episode 68: All the Funny Things

Episode 67: Carol's Disney Download

Episode 66: Cutting Room Floor with Beatbox

Animal hate speech; 62% vs. 40%; Duffy Moon bomb

Episode 65: Carol's Remorse

Episode 64: Jen's an Asshole

Fun facts about HIV; HIV jeopardy; can HIV be funny?

Episode 63: Real People-Cheesecake Jones

Groundhog sex robots; old man balls; string art

Episode 62: Kids These Days

Judy's soft mouth; cast your own anus; Pinballs

Episode 61: The Anus is Cast

A dark web primer; Operation Dave; Captain Mango

Episode 60: All the Dark Things

Cat puke; hernias; facts about the butt-hole

Episode 59: Real People-Michael

What will you ladies think of next?!!! So funny and edgy. I can’t wait for the next episodes!!!!

Edge of my seat

Not what I expected, episodes get better each time. Keep it up ladies

I don’t care who you are,  that is funny!

Mom Swipes Left

Cartwheels; an NPR fundraiser; ball shaving

Episode 53: The Anus is an Electric Node

Joel gets ugly; semen allergies; holiday gift guide #1

Episode 50: From the Echo Chamber

PAPER

A boner for Adam Schiff; Fartgate; audio porn

Episode 52: The Paper Anniversary

Kegel exercises; the choking Doberman; baby flasks

Episode 51: Carol vs. Urban Legends

Gin-soaked tampons; erotic vomiting; ear schmears

Episode 46: Please Be Advised

TWOT analysis; white trash fighting; child porn

Episode 49: The (Cowboy) Cut

Feeders and Gainers; an amputated foot; the magic of the After-School Special

Episode 56: The Food Episode

Carol seduces with burps; Carol seduces with obnoxious sighs; Carol seduces with song

Episode 48: Carol's Slow Seduction of a Guest

Toilet paper in the labia; the art of bullying; Carol's boner for Kristy McNichol

Episode 55: Another Christmas Disappointment

A gynecological nightmare; the mystery of an abdominal flap; why birds are angry

Episode  45: Carol Jumps the Gun

Episode 43: Vaginal Smells

Sex party download; Mrs. Jefferson's secret; kissing Joel

Episode 42: Networking

Episode 41: How to Prep for a Sex Party

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