Welcome to Two New Mums, the official podcast partner of The Baby Show.   Two podcasters who fell pregnant two days apart. Not a clue between them.  Whether you’re on a fertility journey, currently pregnant, undecided about kids, or you’ve been there done that!  Join Amy and Jennie and a load of experts for an extremely honest, far from perfect ride. As they navigate this new, unpredictable part of their lives.

Welcome to Two New Mums, the official podcast partner of The Baby Show. Two podcasters who fell pregnant two days apart. Not a clue between them.  Whether you’re on a fertility journey, currently pregnant, undecided about kids, or you’ve been there done that!  Join Amy and Jennie and a load of experts for an extremely honest, far from perfect ride. As they navigate this new, unpredictable part of their lives.

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Apologies blondies, our summer break got extended rather a lot due to all sorts unexpected of events occurring, of which we'll go into.  This is the podcast episode we never could have planned or predicted. It's exciting, utterly ridiculous and going to change Two Non Blondes forever. 

Apologies blondies, our summer break got extended rather a lot due to all sorts unexpected of events occurring, of which we'll go into.  This is the podcast episode we never could have planned or predicted. It's exciting, utterly ridiculous and going to change Two Non Blondes forever.

Episode 70: WE'RE BACK WITH A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

Amy is fuming cus Jennie stitched her right up. Also does Amy smell? And why we're having a little break. It's a mini ep!  Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! patreon.com/twononblondes

Amy is fuming cus Jennie stitched her right up. Also does Amy smell? And why we're having a little break. It's a mini ep!  Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/twononblondes" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/twononblondes</a>

SUMMER BONUS EPISODE

After getting past Jennies excitement of it being episode 69, we discuss virtual reality porn. Would you consider it cheating? Jennie has an exciting new addition to the family! And Amy feels like she's failing at feminism. Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! patreon.com/twononblondes

After getting past Jennies excitement of it being episode 69, we discuss virtual reality porn. Would you consider it cheating? Jennie has an exciting new addition to the family! And Amy feels like she's failing at feminism. Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/twononblondes" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/twononblondes</a>

Episode 69: VIRTUAL REALITY PORN, FAILING AT FEMINISM AND JENNIES NEW FAMILY MEMBER 

We realise our desire to shop has changed since Panny D. Along with our ability to socialise. After Amy spotted something horrifying, we discuss wild wee's. Plus Gwyneth Paltrow has eaten BREAD, plus we're both going through a major life change at the same time... Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! patreon.com/twononblondes

We realise our desire to shop has changed since Panny D. Along with our ability to socialise. After Amy spotted something horrifying, we discuss wild wee's. Plus Gwyneth Paltrow has eaten BREAD, plus we're both going through a major life change at the same time... Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/twononblondes" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/twononblondes</a>

Episode 68: POST PANDEMIC STRUGGLES, WILD WEE'S AND MAJOR LIFE CHANGES FOR US BOTH 

Amy's upset and she's not even going Carol, she's full pelt Karen. Discussing the horrendous and immoral Charlotte Crosby documentary exploring plastic surgery. Plus Jennie has discovered a mantra that she claims will change our life!  Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! patreon.com/twononblondes

Amy's upset and she's not even going Carol, she's full pelt Karen. Discussing the horrendous and immoral Charlotte Crosby documentary exploring plastic surgery. Plus Jennie has discovered a mantra that she claims will change our life!  Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/twononblondes" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/twononblondes</a>

Episode 67: AMY'S GONE FULL KAREN AND DROPS THE C BOMB AND JENNIES MANTRA THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

We've realised we're both doing something with our partners which never, ever ends well. Or maybe we are terrible girlfriends? And why this weeks episode is a micro one! Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes and content! patreon.com/twononblondes

We've realised we're both doing something with our partners which never, ever ends well. Or maybe we are terrible girlfriends? And why this weeks episode is a micro one! Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes and content! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/twononblondes" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/twononblondes</a>

Episode 66: THE ONE THING WE'RE DOING GUARANTEED TO RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND WHY WE MAY BE TERRIBLE GIRLFRIENDS?

Amy has exceeded herself in the wanky stakes this week with a morning routine to rival Orlando Blooms. Talking Gua Sha's, crystals and energy from the full moon.  Also Jennie talks proposals and Amy learns of a brilliant business idea from her Mum Sue, which probably wouldn't work well in 2021. Plus an update on Dan, the gas man...  Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for extra episodes and content! patreon.com/twononblondes

Amy has exceeded herself in the wanky stakes this week with a morning routine to rival Orlando Blooms. Talking Gua Sha's, crystals and energy from the full moon.  Also Jennie talks proposals and Amy learns of a brilliant business idea from her Mum Sue, which probably wouldn't work well in 2021. Plus an update on Dan, the gas man...  Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for extra episodes and content! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/twononblondes" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/twononblondes</a>

Episode 65: GUA SHA, BEING WANKY AND JENNIE'S PROPOSAL

We wanted to discuss the conversation around the tragic circumstances of Sarah Everard and Womens safety. How we feel and what men can do to help. Also, podcasts for dogs and how Jennie's become an actual witch

We wanted to discuss the conversation around the tragic circumstances of Sarah Everard and Womens safety. How we feel and what men can do to help. Also, podcasts for dogs and how Jennie's become an actual witch

Episode 64: WOMENS SAFETY, DOG PODCASTS & JENNIE'S A WITCH 

Our live episode recorded for the Leicester Comedy Festival 2021. Aside from one rather disastrous moment, we discuss trying to be trendy at school, how Jennie prepared for a cervical screening and we dissect that tricky dilemma of whether you'd prefer a covid test in the nose or the bum.

Our live episode recorded for the Leicester Comedy Festival 2021. Aside from one rather disastrous moment, we discuss trying to be trendy at school, how Jennie prepared for a cervical screening and we dissect that tricky dilemma of whether you'd prefer a covid test in the nose or the bum.

Episode 63: LEICESTER COMEDY FESTIVAL, KICKERS & COVID BUM TESTS

Comedy podcast addressing theunavoidable issues and experiences that women endurethrough their teens, 20’s, 30’s and beyond. Growing upas we go and sharing it all, shamelessly.

Why when I listen to Two Nonblondes Podcast sole suggests desert island dicks? Love listening to the girls not so sure about the recommend though. Either way I’ll continue to listen and wonder

Desert Island Dicks

I love these girls!!! I was suggested this podcast by a friend and I cannot stop listening. I feel like I’m just listening to my girl friends chat. Keep it up ladies. #TNBTrain 🚂

Queef

Comedy podcast addressing the unavoidable issues and experiences that women endure through their teens, 20’s, 30’s and beyond. Growing up as we go and sharing it all, shamelessly.

Two Non Blondes

Why would you go on National TV naked? We asked Cassius from Naked Attraction. Plus; Donald Trump impressions, an issue at the seaside and Fan Fiction fears. 

Why would you go on National TV naked? We asked Cassius from Naked Attraction. Plus; Donald Trump impressions, an issue at the seaside and Fan Fiction fears.

Episode 7: THE MAN WHO GOT NAKED ON NATIONAL TV

With us both being Scorpios and with Mercury in retrograde, passions (and rage) are high for us both! We're also about to embark on two very different holidays, the unexpected things you can catch from hot tubs and why Amy should now be known as Turmeric tits. 

With us both being Scorpios and with Mercury in retrograde, passions (and rage) are high for us both! We're also about to embark on two very different holidays, the unexpected things you can catch from hot tubs and why Amy should now be known as Turmeric tits.

Episode 41: BIRTHDAYS, TURMERIC TITS AND THE PROBLEM WITH HOT TUBS

It's the first episode of Season 2 and much has changed! We catch up after an 8 week break to see if Amy has turned a bit 'London', why Jennie isn't wearing a bra, cupping, hedgehog hospitals and the decline of the Kardashians. 

It's the first episode of Season 2 and much has changed! We catch up after an 8 week break to see if Amy has turned a bit 'London', why Jennie isn't wearing a bra, cupping, hedgehog hospitals and the decline of the Kardashians.

Episode 11: GOING BRA-LESS. Amy's moved to London. And changed. 

Seeing as it's almost Valentines, we open up our Ex files! We lovingly dissect some disasters and behaviour we thought was perfectly normal at the time.  Also, our most explosive debate over musicals, Tupperware parties and Jane Mcdonald.

Seeing as it's almost Valentines, we open up our Ex files! We lovingly dissect some disasters and behaviour we thought was perfectly normal at the time.  Also, our most explosive debate over musicals, Tupperware parties and Jane Mcdonald.

Episode 32: SHOUT OUT TO MY EX

Amy's started to think the benefits of exercise are a myth, we accidentally veer into that tricky topic of cannibalism and does anybody enjoy small talk? Yes. Jennie. Also if you have a wooden sign in your home saying 'live, love, laugh' you will be offended. 

Amy's started to think the benefits of exercise are a myth, we accidentally veer into that tricky topic of cannibalism and does anybody enjoy small talk? Yes. Jennie. Also if you have a wooden sign in your home saying 'live, love, laugh' you will be offended.

Episode 40: SKIN & WEIGHT REVELATIONS, CANNIBALISM & SMALL TALK

A pretty unexpected update from Jennie's love life and the last episode before she turns 30. Plus, ever suffered from IBS, stress, anxiety, depression, acne, arthritis?? Then listen to this episodes special guests, Alana and Lisa, aka the Mac Twins, who run 'The Gut Stuff'. We learnt so much about how what we eat affects everything in our body. 

A pretty unexpected update from Jennie's love life and the last episode before she turns 30. Plus, ever suffered from IBS, stress, anxiety, depression, acne, arthritis?? Then listen to this episodes special guests, Alana and Lisa, aka the Mac Twins, who run 'The Gut Stuff'. We learnt so much about how what we eat affects everything in our body.

Episode 28: JENNIES RELATIONSHIP STATUS & GUT HEALTH. With guests, The Mac Twins.

This week, Amy has taken the plunge on a huge life changing decision! Plus, why we're getting into country music and Cardi B, Dirty John, Amy keeps lying and cold water swimming.

This week, Amy has taken the plunge on a huge life changing decision! Plus, why we're getting into country music and Cardi B, Dirty John, Amy keeps lying and cold water swimming.

Episode 33: AMY'S BIG NEWS

Amy ended up in hospital unexpectedly, but then struggled to leave. We've become fascinated by self healing &amp; the power of making ourselves better &amp; why we immediately fear the worst when we get ill but feel like we're over reacting if we go to the Doctor.  Plus Jennie sets her flat on fire &amp; if this all sounds too heavy, just wait for the last 5 minutes.  Don't forget, we are NOT medically trained professionals. Not yet anyway. 

Amy ended up in hospital unexpectedly, but then struggled to leave. We've become fascinated by self healing &amp; the power of making ourselves better &amp; why we immediately fear the worst when we get ill but feel like we're over reacting if we go to the Doctor.  Plus Jennie sets her flat on fire &amp; if this all sounds too heavy, just wait for the last 5 minutes.  Don't forget, we are NOT medically trained professionals. Not yet anyway.

Episode 39: AMY IN HOSPITAL, SELF HEALING & HYPOCHONDRIACS

Three weeks after her break up, we see where Jennie's at-the break up backlash! Our struggle wth ageing, why Amy slapped her boyfriend, and after Jennie dyes her hair, do blondes have more fun?

Three weeks after her break up, we see where Jennie's at-the break up backlash! Our struggle wth ageing, why Amy slapped her boyfriend, and after Jennie dyes her hair, do blondes have more fun?

Episode 24: FEAR OF AGEING. Jennie's turning 30. 

Jane McDonald

Bowel Babe

This week, Jennie's had another life change. Plus we launch into a pretty savage attack on the Co-op, get stuck into Game of Thrones (no spoilers), bin bags, Jane McDonald and death.  We're also joined by the incredibly inspiring podcaster, columnist and influencer, Deborah James (aka Bowel Babe), from the podcast 'You, Me and The Big C'. This week is 'Dying Matters' week, which is about opening up the conversation around death, to help us deal with it better and with grief. Debs is living with Stage 4 bowel cancer and is constantly battling to stay alive, but with such vigour! We discuss how you deal with the tricky news of cancer, living with it, trying to talk about death and why it helps to and her outlook on life now.  

This week, Jennie's had another life change. Plus we launch into a pretty savage attack on the Co-op, get stuck into Game of Thrones (no spoilers), bin bags, Jane McDonald and death.  We're also joined by the incredibly inspiring podcaster, columnist and influencer, Deborah James (aka Bowel Babe), from the podcast 'You, Me and The Big C'. This week is 'Dying Matters' week, which is about opening up the conversation around death, to help us deal with it better and with grief. Debs is living with Stage 4 bowel cancer and is constantly battling to stay alive, but with such vigour! We discuss how you deal with the tricky news of cancer, living with it, trying to talk about death and why it helps to and her outlook on life now.

Episode 35: DEATH, BOWEL BABE AND JANE MCDONALD

The Christmas episode 2019! Happy Christmas blondies. Discussing our personal highlights &amp; lowlights of the year. Why Jennie hates Home Alone, sending nudes and feeling the festive fomo.

The Christmas episode 2019! Happy Christmas blondies. Discussing our personal highlights &amp; lowlights of the year. Why Jennie hates Home Alone, sending nudes and feeling the festive fomo.

Episode 43: FESTIVE FOMO, WHY JENNIE HATES HOME ALONE & SENDING NUDES 

Why Amy's been crying (someone's had a drink and overshares). The staggering reason Jennie &amp; Amy didn't become dancers, Oprah Winfrey, and Sex music. Happy Valentines Blondies! 

Why Amy's been crying (someone's had a drink and overshares). The staggering reason Jennie &amp; Amy didn't become dancers, Oprah Winfrey, and Sex music. Happy Valentines Blondies!

Episode 15: PMT PROBLEMS AND SEX MUSIC 

Why we're obsessed with mind numbing television, underwear adjustments and why Jennie sits down in the shower. Warning-This podcast contains explicit body part chat. 

Why we're obsessed with mind numbing television, underwear adjustments and why Jennie sits down in the shower. Warning-This podcast contains explicit body part chat.

Episode 4: REALITY TV 

Jennie's had her lips done and Amy's feeling uncomfortable about it. Our other changes so far for 2019; Is Jennie still vegan? Why did Amy spend £17 on a deodorant? Was the 10 year challenge the worst part of 2019 so far? And we hear a story no-one wanted to hear about Jennies Aunty, Shitty Shirley. Sorry. 

Jennie's had her lips done and Amy's feeling uncomfortable about it. Our other changes so far for 2019; Is Jennie still vegan? Why did Amy spend £17 on a deodorant? Was the 10 year challenge the worst part of 2019 so far? And we hear a story no-one wanted to hear about Jennies Aunty, Shitty Shirley. Sorry.

Episode 31: NEW YEAR, NEW LIPS 

Amanda Byram

Apologies for the delayed episode, but all will be explained, as Jennie has news! Also TV presenter extraordinaire and all round hoot Amanda Byram joins us. Talking The Big Breakfast days, why she offended David Hasselhoff, cancelling a wedding, being single at 40 and SO much more!

Apologies for the delayed episode, but all will be explained, as Jennie has news! Also TV presenter extraordinaire and all round hoot Amanda Byram joins us. Talking The Big Breakfast days, why she offended David Hasselhoff, cancelling a wedding, being single at 40 and SO much more!

Episode 34: JENNIES BIG NEWS & AMANDA BYRAM Part 1

Danni Menzies

In this weeks episode we aim to inspire. Not with our chat about our lack of participation in dry January, but with our special guest, TV &amp; radio presenter, Danni Menzies. How Danni went from being riddled with anxiety and agoraphobia, to landing one of the best TV jobs in the world. Plus; Times Up campaign, dating and the best decision she ever made. 

In this weeks episode we aim to inspire. Not with our chat about our lack of participation in dry January, but with our special guest, TV &amp; radio presenter, Danni Menzies. How Danni went from being riddled with anxiety and agoraphobia, to landing one of the best TV jobs in the world. Plus; Times Up campaign, dating and the best decision she ever made.

Episode 14: DRINKING IN JANUARY. With guest Danni Menzies. 

Amy opens up about losing her show and acquiring a new one. Discussing the life lessons you learn along the way when decisions are made out of your control and how it benefits you. Plus Jennie living life as a 30 year old, love life update and we manage to ruin any advice you've ever heard. 

Amy opens up about losing her show and acquiring a new one. Discussing the life lessons you learn along the way when decisions are made out of your control and how it benefits you. Plus Jennie living life as a 30 year old, love life update and we manage to ruin any advice you've ever heard.

Episode 29: LOSING YOUR JOB AND LIFE LESSONS

This episode sounds terrible. We attempted Skyping and it's gone terribly wrong, but as Jennie says 'you're on our journey' so you'll have to endure it with us. Also, why Amy's going on holiday on her own, how many people we've slept with, Jennifer Lawrence coat debate &amp; pit girls. 

This episode sounds terrible. We attempted Skyping and it's gone terribly wrong, but as Jennie says 'you're on our journey' so you'll have to endure it with us. Also, why Amy's going on holiday on her own, how many people we've slept with, Jennifer Lawrence coat debate &amp; pit girls.

Episode 16: HOW MANY PEOPLE WE'VE SLEPT WITH. 

There's been a major life change for one non blonde. So this episode we discuss relationships, heartbreak and how to deal with it. 

There's been a major life change for one non blonde. So this episode we discuss relationships, heartbreak and how to deal with it.

Episode 23: THE BREAK UP

Why Instagram is making us all look insane. Evidence that Rihanna is greasy. And suspicions that Jennie's Mum is Beyonce. 

Why Instagram is making us all look insane. Evidence that Rihanna is greasy. And suspicions that Jennie's Mum is Beyonce.

Episode 3: INSTAGRAM IS MAKING US GO MAD 

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