We love you all... from the bottom of our (you guessed it) holes

We love you all... from the bottom of our (you guessed it) holes

The Final Episode

Hayley Williams

In an extra long episode extravaganza we discuss...... honestly it's hard to say. Spiked milk??? Wind???? Nicki Minaj as president????? Alex as an NBA Star????? Nicole singing LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA over and over again?????? That and more! And by "more" we mean a lengthy autotune detour and an FBI investigation into why our Taylor Swift brackets were so bad. Our last full episode till August (stream August by Taylor Swift) because of our rock and roll tour headlined by P!NK, so keep an eye out for mini episodes until then. Meet me behind the mall!

In an extra long episode extravaganza we discuss...... honestly it's hard to say. Spiked milk??? Wind???? Nicki Minaj as president????? Alex as an NBA Star????? Nicole singing LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA over and over again?????? That and more! And by "more" we mean a lengthy autotune detour and an FBI investigation into why our Taylor Swift brackets were so bad. Our last full episode till August (stream August by Taylor Swift) because of our rock and roll tour headlined by P!NK, so keep an eye out for mini episodes until then. Meet me behind the mall!

Should Hayley Williams Be More Famous Than Beyonce?

Hello weekend girlies!! Saturdays are for the Saturdays!! Hope everyone is doing ok battling their gay colds. On this show we 1. discuss the new Doja Cat album 2. play the entire Mulan movie 3. mourn Fuddruckers 4. Nicole admits that she invented Covid so that she didn’t have to dance with boys in middle school. PS please write in if you square danced in 3rd grade thank you

Hello weekend girlies!! Saturdays are for the Saturdays!! Hope everyone is doing ok battling their gay colds. On this show we 1. discuss the new Doja Cat album 2. play the entire Mulan movie 3. mourn Fuddruckers 4. Nicole admits that she invented Covid so that she didn’t have to dance with boys in middle school. PS please write in if you square danced in 3rd grade thank you

A Saturday Episode?????

Mike Wazowski

Loving him was???? Well let me tell you!!! Red. Even though Alex thinks it's 1989. But it's Red. The next Taylor Swift album re-release is Red, Mike Wazowski is green, and Usher apparently is not very considerate of other people's feelings. We also tell a story about DMing our way into a concert (stream Troubled Paradise by Slayyyter). Anyway, #freebritney and also a big NOR to our Australian friends!!

Loving him was???? Well let me tell you!!! Red. Even though Alex thinks it's 1989. But it's Red. The next Taylor Swift album re-release is Red, Mike Wazowski is green, and Usher apparently is not very considerate of other people's feelings. We also tell a story about DMing our way into a concert (stream Troubled Paradise by Slayyyter). Anyway, #freebritney and also a big NOR to our Australian friends!!

Mike Wazowski & The Tin Foil Hat Swiftie

Two Rodrighoes talk about about Sour and Taylor Swift for like 35 hours

Two Rodrighoes talk about about Sour and Taylor Swift for like 35 hours

SOUR Review (Also Jai Ho Review)

We launch our own radio station, listen to new music (Olivia Rodrigo, Nicki Minaj), listen to old music (also Nicki Minaj), listen to Pokemon music (Katy Perry) (???) and also discuss the brit awards (should be an award show just for britney spears but whatever). 

We launch our own radio station, listen to new music (Olivia Rodrigo, Nicki Minaj), listen to old music (also Nicki Minaj), listen to Pokemon music (Katy Perry) (???) and also discuss the brit awards (should be an award show just for britney spears but whatever).

101.69 CTB Radio

Please welcome to the stage.... Bennifer, Nicki Minaj, Little Mix,  Littlest Mix (their children), Coldplay, Ava Max, Burgers (???????), Joshua Bassett (????), and Taylor (!!!!!!!!!!)

Please welcome to the stage.... Bennifer, Nicki Minaj, Little Mix,  Littlest Mix (their children), Coldplay, Ava Max, Burgers (???????), Joshua Bassett (????), and Taylor (!!!!!!!!!!)

Bennifer, Ava Max and The Piano Man

We got new onion ring reviews and some nice Microsoft paint album art but NO NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!! Ms. Jaguiar has let us down again but we forgive her and turn our attention to future EGOT winner Nicki Minaj's career as a movie star, specifically her role in Ice Age 20: Icy (Saweetie's Version) (Taylor's Version) (Little Mix's Version minus Jesy). Also we listen to a song that is 43 seconds long and pay our respects to King Princess' family that died on the Titanic (RIP Jack and Rose) (Not Jack Antanoff, different Jack). 

We got new onion ring reviews and some nice Microsoft paint album art but NO NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!! Ms. Jaguiar has let us down again but we forgive her and turn our attention to future EGOT winner Nicki Minaj's career as a movie star, specifically her role in Ice Age 20: Icy (Saweetie's Version) (Taylor's Version) (Little Mix's Version minus Jesy). Also we listen to a song that is 43 seconds long and pay our respects to King Princess' family that died on the Titanic (RIP Jack and Rose) (Not Jack Antanoff, different Jack).

The Barb That Sent You This Wants You To Know

crossing our fingers taylor releases her new album today 

crossing our fingers taylor releases her new album today

I'm Going INNNNN Tonight

Poot Lovato

The people ARE talking and WE are talking about Artpop Act II, Taylor's Version (still), The Oscars (From The Vault), Demi, Poot, Raven, Phil, Solange, Beyonce, Lana, Phineas AND Ferb

The people ARE talking and WE are talking about Artpop Act II, Taylor's Version (still), The Oscars (From The Vault), Demi, Poot, Raven, Phil, Solange, Beyonce, Lana, Phineas AND Ferb

Naked Mole Rat vs. Poot Lovato

Two gay idiots (@nicolewboyce and @alexphahn) try to recap pop culture news with the help of 1000 sound effects and 3 brain cells.

Literally no other podcast makes me laugh like this one does COME TO BRAZIL HEADS STAND UP!!!!!

I love this song

Ahhhh! This humor-ah! Is so funny! My spaghetti !

All the way from Italy...

Come To Brazil

Nicole and Alex fight the odds stacked up against them (bodily ailments and lots of hole work) to deliver a new episode about Jessie J's high notes, Sharp Objects, Justin Bieber's wedding, Lizzo, the Superbowl, and the Adele/Beyoncé collab that is apparently NOT happening?? Ryan Tedder you lying BICH! 

Nicole and Alex fight the odds stacked up against them (bodily ailments and lots of hole work) to deliver a new episode about Jessie J's high notes, Sharp Objects, Justin Bieber's wedding, Lizzo, the Superbowl, and the Adele/Beyoncé collab that is apparently NOT happening?? Ryan Tedder you lying BICH!

BIG BOOBS???

Peter Kavinsky

Peter Kavinsky Watch, VMAs recap, Sweetener track by track review, Nicki’s #2 debut, Rapid Fire Rumors… and Adele crashes the studio!!!

Peter Kavinsky Watch, VMAs recap, Sweetener track by track review, Nicki’s #2 debut, Rapid Fire Rumors… and Adele crashes the studio!!!

SWEETENER REVIEW FT. PETER KAVINSKY

So much happens in this episode we can't even LIST IT OUT..JK...OF COURSE WE CAN: "Thank U, Next," Ari Instagramming Nicole (they are in love), Lindsay Lohan voting 10-15 times in the midterms, Harry and Timothee (skinny white boys everywhere are freaking out) and thank GOD (IS A WOMAN) for Idris Elba. 

So much happens in this episode we can't even LIST IT OUT..JK...OF COURSE WE CAN: "Thank U, Next," Ari Instagramming Nicole (they are in love), Lindsay Lohan voting 10-15 times in the midterms, Harry and Timothee (skinny white boys everywhere are freaking out) and thank GOD (IS A WOMAN) for Idris Elba.

THANK U, NEXT (BEST DAY OF NICOLE'S LIFE)

Just got the news — we’ve been nominated for 14 Grammys this year. Thanks all! We also confront homophobes (chik fil a), address the Harriet Tubman casting rumors, and sign a 5 year deal with Netflix. Excited for the coming months :) Halsey is our guest next week. 

Just got the news — we’ve been nominated for 14 Grammys this year. Thanks all! We also confront homophobes (chik fil a), address the Harriet Tubman casting rumors, and sign a 5 year deal with Netflix. Excited for the coming months :) Halsey is our guest next week.

WE’RE NOMINATED!

Claire Parker

Claire Parker, one of maybe three straight people total to have ever entered the Come To Brazil studio in Malibu, joins us for an enthralling dissection (biology heads stand up) of the latest with Lana Del Rey, Lover, fish and beans, Ellie Goulding, Lake Como, giraffes, the tea about Kaylor, Hot Girl Summer, George Clooney, Pete Davidson, Succession, Los Angeles, Nicole Richie, and the Foster Sisters. 

Claire Parker, one of maybe three straight people total to have ever entered the Come To Brazil studio in Malibu, joins us for an enthralling dissection (biology heads stand up) of the latest with Lana Del Rey, Lover, fish and beans, Ellie Goulding, Lake Como, giraffes, the tea about Kaylor, Hot Girl Summer, George Clooney, Pete Davidson, Succession, Los Angeles, Nicole Richie, and the Foster Sisters.

KAYLOR (w/ CLAIRE PARKER)

Samantha Ruddy

We are joined by #1 haver of good car ideas, Samantha Ruddy!!!!! DO we even have to say it…. ‘You Need To Calm Down’ music video, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Lorde, Old Town Road, Halsey, Bhad Bhabie, Natasha Bedingfield, The Hills, gay people, Ashley Benson, Cara Delevigne, OJ S*mpson, Olivia Wilde, Jon Hamm, Big Little Lies, Meryl Streep, Katy Perry, Kacey Musgraves, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Elizabeth Banks, Killing Eve, and THE US WOMEN’S SOCCER TEAM. Oh nice!

We are joined by #1 haver of good car ideas, Samantha Ruddy!!!!! DO we even have to say it…. ‘You Need To Calm Down’ music video, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Lorde, Old Town Road, Halsey, Bhad Bhabie, Natasha Bedingfield, The Hills, gay people, Ashley Benson, Cara Delevigne, OJ S*mpson, Olivia Wilde, Jon Hamm, Big Little Lies, Meryl Streep, Katy Perry, Kacey Musgraves, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Elizabeth Banks, Killing Eve, and THE US WOMEN’S SOCCER TEAM. Oh nice!

T****R S***T (w/ SAMANTHA RUDDY)

Kacey Musgraves

Honk honk, podheads! We introduce Armie Hammer as our personal driver as we cruise through Ariana's Australian accent, Kim's private firefighters, Lorde fighting Kanye AND Dina Lohan fighting Fudgie the Whale. Hop in, bich! 

Honk honk, podheads! We introduce Armie Hammer as our personal driver as we cruise through Ariana's Australian accent, Kim's private firefighters, Lorde fighting Kanye AND Dina Lohan fighting Fudgie the Whale. Hop in, bich!

DOWN UNDER WITH KACEY MUSGRAVES, LIZZO & ARMIE HAMMER

Sorry we’re so 2000 and late!!! Karlie got stuck in the harry potter water slide at universal studios... BUT we still managed to talk about the Chromatica Ball, the PCD True Crime drama, our fav masked singer/Halle Berry’s sister Sarah Palin, Beyonce when she hears a good question… all in front of an empty theater!! 

Sorry we’re so 2000 and late!!! Karlie got stuck in the harry potter water slide at universal studios... BUT we still managed to talk about the Chromatica Ball, the PCD True Crime drama, our fav masked singer/Halle Berry’s sister Sarah Palin, Beyonce when she hears a good question… all in front of an empty theater!!

CORONATICA

Nick Jonas

In an episode that Breaks The Internet™️, Nicole and Alex react to it all: new Miley, a porn-less Tumblr, the thank u, next music video and get some real phone calls from some definitely real people who are real.

In an episode that Breaks The Internet™️, Nicole and Alex react to it all: new Miley, a porn-less Tumblr, the thank u, next music video and get some real phone calls from some definitely real people who are real.

ON WEDNESDAYS WE MARRY NICK JONAS

Introducing... the "One Night Stan" series: a deep dive into our favorite moments throughout time (and space). Occasionally we'll sprinkle these special episodes into our regularly scheduled programming, ok sweeties? SO THROW THAT BICH JOANNE OUT THE CAR WINDOW AND TURN UP THE SWINE. WE'RE GOING (PLANE EMOJI) ARTPOP.

Introducing... the "One Night Stan" series: a deep dive into our favorite moments throughout time (and space). Occasionally we'll sprinkle these special episodes into our regularly scheduled programming, ok sweeties? SO THROW THAT BICH JOANNE OUT THE CAR WINDOW AND TURN UP THE SWINE. WE'RE GOING (PLANE EMOJI) ARTPOP.

ONE NIGHT STAN: ARTPOP

In their last episode before moving to Come to Brazil’s newly opened West Campus (an island), Nicole and Alex toast a glass (or a few) to their old campus, congratulate Selena Gomez on her first #1 song, do a hard eye roll at some things straight people did, and welcome the cast of High School Musical and Dave Matthews to the CTB universe (bigger and far more intricate than the Marvel universe). 

In their last episode before moving to Come to Brazil’s newly opened West Campus (an island), Nicole and Alex toast a glass (or a few) to their old campus, congratulate Selena Gomez on her first #1 song, do a hard eye roll at some things straight people did, and welcome the cast of High School Musical and Dave Matthews to the CTB universe (bigger and far more intricate than the Marvel universe).

UM ANYWAYS SO

She’s thee hot girl and she’s bringing thee Brazil heat. Hot girl McKinley Hart aka Makinz joins us for our 60th episode… a milestone for all the lesbians who still listen (special Tegan &amp; Sara segment for yall). Big Little Lies, Emmy nominations (barely we forgot lol), Old Town Road, Lil Nas X, Mason Ramsey, Billie Eilish, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, the nuns who died, straight people, Damien Chazelle, Emma Stone, The Lion King, which lions are hot (the ones in the first movie), Beyonce, buttholes, Elvis, James Bond, Amy Schumer, Barbie, Slurpees, 7/11, men unfortunately, crosswords, Midsommar, Megan thee Stallion. 

She’s thee hot girl and she’s bringing thee Brazil heat. Hot girl McKinley Hart aka Makinz joins us for our 60th episode… a milestone for all the lesbians who still listen (special Tegan &amp; Sara segment for yall). Big Little Lies, Emmy nominations (barely we forgot lol), Old Town Road, Lil Nas X, Mason Ramsey, Billie Eilish, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, the nuns who died, straight people, Damien Chazelle, Emma Stone, The Lion King, which lions are hot (the ones in the first movie), Beyonce, buttholes, Elvis, James Bond, Amy Schumer, Barbie, Slurpees, 7/11, men unfortunately, crosswords, Midsommar, Megan thee Stallion.

HOT GIRL SUMMER (w/ MCKINLEY HART)

Beyonce was snubbed for an Oscar nomination. CATS was snubbed for an Oscar nomination. Amy Adams... STILL no OSCAR WIN! Podheads we march at DAWN! Also: will Billie Eilish get an Oscar before Amy Adams? Is Katy Perry the Amy Adams of music? Is One Of The Boys the best album of all time? Questions that are ONLY asked on Come To Brazil. We also discuss Justin Bieber’s insane attempt at getting a #1 song, Selena Gomez’s new album (that Nicole thinks is one of the greatest pop albums of our time) and Chun Li, to name but a few… you painting me out to be the bad guy? 

Beyonce was snubbed for an Oscar nomination. CATS was snubbed for an Oscar nomination. Amy Adams... STILL no OSCAR WIN! Podheads we march at DAWN! Also: will Billie Eilish get an Oscar before Amy Adams? Is Katy Perry the Amy Adams of music? Is One Of The Boys the best album of all time? Questions that are ONLY asked on Come To Brazil. We also discuss Justin Bieber’s insane attempt at getting a #1 song, Selena Gomez’s new album (that Nicole thinks is one of the greatest pop albums of our time) and Chun Li, to name but a few… you painting me out to be the bad guy?

"SHUT UP, D*KE"

Literally where to begin... These past ten years have been great (made better by the creation of Come to Brazil). Nicole and Alex talk their favorites of the last ten years (mostly Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor) (which came out in 2007) and look forward to being even stupider in 2020… somehow it’s possible! 

Literally where to begin... These past ten years have been great (made better by the creation of Come to Brazil). Nicole and Alex talk their favorites of the last ten years (mostly Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor) (which came out in 2007) and look forward to being even stupider in 2020… somehow it’s possible!

BEST OF THE DECADE

We just got off the phone with Hayley Williams and she says hi. New episode about Megan Thee Stallion, Megan Thee Trainor, the Halsey song Nightmare, Tyler the Creator, Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus' raspy voice, Charli XCX, the Halsey song Nightmare, Booksmart, Theresa May, Beyoncé’s harmonies, Twilight, the Halsey song Nightmare, Iggy Azealia, Drake’s plane, our boat, our plane, the Halsey song Nightmare, Carly Rae Jepsen, Jack in the Box, and Kim Kardashian. I . I KEEP A RECORD OF THE WRECKAGE IN MY LIFE. 

We just got off the phone with Hayley Williams and she says hi. New episode about Megan Thee Stallion, Megan Thee Trainor, the Halsey song Nightmare, Tyler the Creator, Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus' raspy voice, Charli XCX, the Halsey song Nightmare, Booksmart, Theresa May, Beyoncé’s harmonies, Twilight, the Halsey song Nightmare, Iggy Azealia, Drake’s plane, our boat, our plane, the Halsey song Nightmare, Carly Rae Jepsen, Jack in the Box, and Kim Kardashian. I . I KEEP A RECORD OF THE WRECKAGE IN MY LIFE.

NIGHTMARE BICH

Fuck it we’ll do it live! Alex, Nicole and Karlie practice social distancing and FaceTime each other to check in on our quarantines, relive the minimal pop culture news of the past week, and mark their calendars for the national holiday of Britney’s performance in San Francisco’s historic Castro District (March 29th). It’ll be a morning to remember. 

Fuck it we’ll do it live! Alex, Nicole and Karlie practice social distancing and FaceTime each other to check in on our quarantines, relive the minimal pop culture news of the past week, and mark their calendars for the national holiday of Britney’s performance in San Francisco’s historic Castro District (March 29th). It’ll be a morning to remember.

6 FEET APART CUZ WE ARE GAY

A HAUNTED episode of Come To Brazil, aka the #1 podcast in the Malibu area. Emmys! Eating cake! Emma Roberts! Julia Roberts! A call from actual Brazil????

A HAUNTED episode of Come To Brazil, aka the #1 podcast in the Malibu area. Emmys! Eating cake! Emma Roberts! Julia Roberts! A call from actual Brazil????

DRAKE, STAY AWAY FROM MILLIE / GHOSTS, STAY AWAY FROM POST MALONE

OUR LAST EPISODE BEFORE SEEING A STAR IS BORN (FOR THE SECOND TIME, WE’VE ALREADY SEEN IT DEFINITELY). WE WISH THE COACHELLA LINEUP WAS JUST LANA AND SNOOP DOGG. JOE WHO? ALWYN? NEVER HEARD OF HER. VENOM WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

OUR LAST EPISODE BEFORE SEEING A STAR IS BORN (FOR THE SECOND TIME, WE’VE ALREADY SEEN IT DEFINITELY). WE WISH THE COACHELLA LINEUP WAS JUST LANA AND SNOOP DOGG. JOE WHO? ALWYN? NEVER HEARD OF HER. VENOM WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

LANA DEL CHALAMET #VENOM IS GAY

Karlie fell asleep editing this episode so we had to post it late SORRY POD HEADS join us for a journey through new music, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Cardi B, lesbians, Ellen Degeneres, Ellen Page, getting whiplash, Smash Mouth, Adele, Taylor Swift, Black Mirror, Marilyn Manson, gay things, Pete Davidson, Alexander Wang, Anna Wintour, Jay Z, John Wick, barbecue, balegdah, and a special game involving VINES. VINE HEADS RISE UP.

Karlie fell asleep editing this episode so we had to post it late SORRY POD HEADS join us for a journey through new music, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Cardi B, lesbians, Ellen Degeneres, Ellen Page, getting whiplash, Smash Mouth, Adele, Taylor Swift, Black Mirror, Marilyn Manson, gay things, Pete Davidson, Alexander Wang, Anna Wintour, Jay Z, John Wick, barbecue, balegdah, and a special game involving VINES. VINE HEADS RISE UP.

NAME MORE THAN 3 GAY PEOPLE

Ladies and gentlemen...... Ally.... A Star Is Born reactions (Star Been Born), the newly political Taylor Swift and introducing Mischa Barton as our newest staff member/Malibu influencer. Loving him was .... getting registered to vote?? 

Ladies and gentlemen...... Ally.... A Star Is Born reactions (Star Been Born), the newly political Taylor Swift and introducing Mischa Barton as our newest staff member/Malibu influencer. Loving him was .... getting registered to vote??

A POLITICAL TAYLOR IS BORN

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