Someone tried to slide into the boy's DM but it was a failed attempt. Weird steam room situations (8:56). Two Songs of the week (15:54).

It Went Down in the DM

I rant about people asking, "where's the ring at?" The Obi-Wan Kenobi series (20:14). I review Harry Styles and Drake (27:58).

Where's the Ring at?

I've been having an internal battle within myself as of lately regarding who I am and who I used to be. I also review the Oscars, well, just the slap and surprise I have 2 songs of the week for you.

Old Me vs. New Me

People always assume that I speak Spanish. It happened again at my barbershop. I review the Costco Food court, where I'm the judge.

Do you speak Spanish?

Got in a fight with Jessica for crossing boundaries and mistook it for overcoming fear. Yeah I was in deep shit. I review my new cologne Prada Luna Rossa Ocean. It only made sense because Jake Gyllenhaal was on the commercial.

Boundaries

I talk about when I was addict to porn and I review the new Batman movie because those things go hand in hand.

Porn Addiction

Yeah, it's been awhile since the last episode but I've been feeling the urge to record. Forgive me, I'm a little rusty and I will try to be more consistent again. But for now enjoy if you want to.

Regaining focus, while my thoughts drift

Just a summary of what's been happening in my life lately.

Rare episode

Lakers got eliminated from the playoffs. I walked to the gym and got peed on by cicadas.

I only get mad when it comes to sports

Jess and I went to Annapolis. It gave me a better outlook on approaching life. Also I brought back songs of the week.

How do you want to be remembered?

My name is Gerald. I speak about random things that I find to be important in my life such as my girlfriend, Jess of Mix 106.5 in Baltimore, MD. Hope you enjoy.

Please Courtesy Flush.

I'm cooking pork chile verde and I have things to talk about like I tried a different barber and regret it. We went to NYC last weekend.

Pork Chile Verde, New barbers, and New York

I'm trying to be more honest with myself lately and not let what people say bother me as much.

A Most Honest Episode.

Shot a basketball after what felt like years. Some 19 year old girl is trying to go after my dad since she had an intimate dream about him. I know it sounds insane.

19 year old girl is going after my father.

In a world where everything is going wrong financially, one check made a difference. Stimmy Boy came to the rescue but sometimes you can't save everyone. RIP Kombucha, your remains were left on the floor next to the self checkout at Safeway. I will be back to avenge you.

Stimmy Boy saves the day but we lost our dear friend, Kombucha.

My girlfriend tested positive for covid 19 last Monday and I tested negative TWICE with no symptoms. It feels good to record again. I return with SIX songs of the week.

Jessica gets covid while I kick it's butt.

I gave up cussing and social media for 40 days. The feeling of seasonal depression has returned. Missing California. Songs of the week. Finally, a random thought!

Lent Begins and so does Seasonal Depression.

I haven't had a dream in a long time which is not the issue but I had a wild dream that I'm proud about. A cool moment in the steam room. The Weeknd SB halftime.

Fighting demons in my dreams

Due to technical difficulties I had repost the episode because some parts were cut out. We went to Philadelphia and I think we stayed in a haunted hotel this past weekend, possibly. Ran into a snow storm that caused me to miss work for two days but the problem was I didn't have the right number to contact my supervisor. Yikes. Once I talk about random things. From Lord of the Rings to sex, the Jared Goff- Matthew Stafford trade, Super Bowl prediction, accepting your insecurities, and the song of the week.

<p>Due to technical difficulties I had repost the episode because some parts were cut out. We went to Philadelphia and I think we stayed in a haunted hotel this past weekend, possibly. Ran into a snow storm that caused me to miss work for two days but the problem was I didn't have the right number to contact my supervisor. Yikes. Once I talk about random things. From Lord of the Rings to sex, the Jared Goff- Matthew Stafford trade, Super Bowl prediction, accepting your insecurities, and the song of the week.</p>

A possibly haunted hotel with a snow storm. *(Remix) due to technical difficulties.*

Kramer and Jess spoke about what I've being doing for Jess lately last Monday. I have been putting toothpaste on her toothbrush every morning. I also have been making her breakfast since January 18th and people think I'm doing it because I feel guilty about something. Apparently, I can't just wake up one day and decide to be a better boyfriend. Isn't that how change happens? Isn't that how you improve?

I guess I'm guilty for appreciating my girlfriend.

In The Garage With GarageBoy

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