Week 4 brings us to “The Roommate”, a garbage and fedora filled movie that we both hated. We talk confusing 2000s movies, how this movie stars a fedora and belly button ring, and cat horror (#JusticeforCuddles). This movie was real bad and we do not recommend it, but if you like bad fashion this might be for you. Rate and review or we’ll draw 1 million creepy portraits of you. Stats/info: 2011, directed by Christian E. Christiansen, starring Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly, Cam Gigandet, Danneel Harris, Matt Lanter, and Aly Michalka

Week 4 brings us to “The Roommate”, a garbage and fedora filled movie that we both hated. We talk confusing 2000s movies, how this movie stars a fedora and belly button ring, and cat horror (#JusticeforCuddles). This movie was real bad and we do not recommend it, but if you like bad fashion this might be for you. Rate and review or we’ll draw 1 million creepy portraits of you. Stats/info: 2011, directed by Christian E. Christiansen, starring Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly, Cam Gigandet, Danneel Harris, Matt Lanter, and Aly Michalka

Ep. 147 The Roommate aka It’s called fashion sweetie, look it up

Week 3 of, “Now Streaming on Netflix” month brings us to 2009’s, “Case 39” and well, it’s not good. Basically this movie is boring as sh*t and is way too long. Join us as we sing an out of tune and out of sync rendition of the Kim Possible theme song, discuss the ol’ hansel and gretel method, and how much demon kids love brushing hair and holding hands. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll be taking on your very own case 39. Stats/info: 2009, directed by Christian Alvart, starring Renee Zellweger, Jodelle Ferland, Bradley Cooper, Ian McShane, Callum Keith Rennie, Kerry O’Malley, and Adrian Lester

Week 3 of, “Now Streaming on Netflix” month brings us to 2009’s, “Case 39” and well, it’s not good. Basically this movie is boring as sh*t and is way too long. Join us as we sing an out of tune and out of sync rendition of the Kim Possible theme song, discuss the ol’ hansel and gretel method, and how much demon kids love brushing hair and holding hands. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll be taking on your very own case 39. Stats/info: 2009, directed by Christian Alvart, starring Renee Zellweger, Jodelle Ferland, Bradley Cooper, Ian McShane, Callum Keith Rennie, Kerry O’Malley, and Adrian Lester

Ep. 146 Case 39 aka Demon kids are needy

Welcome back Halle! This week we watch Jen’s favorite childhood movie - Gothika. We’re not completely sure what Gothika means, however we do know what “Not Alone” means after Halle changes the explanation 3 times. We discuss a Gothika/Osmosis Jones crossover, ghost Jesus carrying you bridal style, and how if we ever get haunted, we want a nicer ghost. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll come and possess you! Stats/info: 2003, directed by Mathieu Kassovitz, starring Halle Berry, Robert Downey Jr., Charles S. Dutton, John Carroll Lynch, Bernard Hill, Penélope Cruz

Welcome back Halle! This week we watch Jen’s favorite childhood movie - Gothika. We’re not completely sure what Gothika means, however we do know what “Not Alone” means after Halle changes the explanation 3 times. We discuss a Gothika/Osmosis Jones crossover, ghost Jesus carrying you bridal style, and how if we ever get haunted, we want a nicer ghost. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll come and possess you! Stats/info: 2003, directed by Mathieu Kassovitz, starring Halle Berry, Robert Downey Jr., Charles S. Dutton, John Carroll Lynch, Bernard Hill, Penélope Cruz

Ep. 145 Gothika aka We need to talk about Doug

New month, new theme. This month we’re watching movies now streaming on Netflix! We kick off this month by watching 2016’s, “The Boy.” Let’s be clear, you’re either going to enjoy this movie or hate it...it all depends on if you enjoy a “man in the wall” storyline. Join us as we discuss the ick factor of the man in the wall, the grocery man, and following strict schedules. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’re on doll babysitting duty! Stats/info: 2016, directed by William Brent Bell, starring Lauren Cohan, James Russell, Rupert Evans, Diana Hardcastle, Jim Norton, and Ben Robson

New month, new theme. This month we’re watching movies now streaming on Netflix! We kick off this month by watching 2016’s, “The Boy.” Let’s be clear, you’re either going to enjoy this movie or hate it...it all depends on if you enjoy a “man in the wall” storyline. Join us as we discuss the ick factor of the man in the wall, the grocery man, and following strict schedules. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’re on doll babysitting duty! Stats/info: 2016, directed by William Brent Bell, starring Lauren Cohan, James Russell, Rupert Evans, Diana Hardcastle, Jim Norton, and Ben Robson

Ep. 144 The Boy aka Poor man’s Phantom of the Opera

This week we watch the remake of 1988’s Child Play, and were very unimpressed. We talk about Chucky and Andy’s dysfunctional relationship, neglectful parenting, suburban watermelon patches, and the moment we would have yeeted a Buddi doll out of the house. We’re #TeamAnnabelle in this fight, for sure. Rate and subscribe or you’ll never have a Buddi doll. Stats/info: 2019, directed by Lars Klevberg, starring Aubrey Plaza, Gabriel Bateman, Brian Tyree Henry and Mark Hamill

This week we watch the remake of 1988’s Child Play, and were very unimpressed. We talk about Chucky and Andy’s dysfunctional relationship, neglectful parenting, suburban watermelon patches, and the moment we would have yeeted a Buddi doll out of the house. We’re #TeamAnnabelle in this fight, for sure. Rate and subscribe or you’ll never have a Buddi doll. Stats/info: 2019, directed by Lars Klevberg, starring Aubrey Plaza, Gabriel Bateman, Brian Tyree Henry and Mark Hamill

Ep. 143 Child’s Play (2019) aka Sentience is a curse

Make it gnarly and they will come. This week we watch 2009’s, “Friday the 13th!” Is it a bummer? Yes. Is it the worst Friday the 13th movie in the franchise? Nah. Join us as we discuss How this movie and Transformers are somehow in the same universe, how Jay boi hates weed, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, women’s nipples, and baby oil, and how there was a missed opportunity for Jason to be driving a speedboat. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll be on camp up keep this summer! Stats/info: 2009, directed by Marcus Nispel, starring Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Derek Mears, Amanda Righetti, Julianna Guill, Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo, Willa Ford, and Arlen Escarpeta 

Make it gnarly and they will come. This week we watch 2009’s, “Friday the 13th!” Is it a bummer? Yes. Is it the worst Friday the 13th movie in the franchise? Nah. Join us as we discuss How this movie and Transformers are somehow in the same universe, how Jay boi hates weed, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, women’s nipples, and baby oil, and how there was a missed opportunity for Jason to be driving a speedboat. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll be on camp up keep this summer! Stats/info: 2009, directed by Marcus Nispel, starring Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Derek Mears, Amanda Righetti, Julianna Guill, Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo, Willa Ford, and Arlen Escarpeta

EP. 142 Friday the 13th (2009) aka Jason be nimble, Jason be quick

2nd week of remake month brings us to a movie we both enjoy - Fright Night! We dissect the Twilight and Minority Report references, rollercoasters of emotions that Colin Farrell makes us feel (Parental Warning), and how Evil Ed is definitely #MisunderstoodEd. We love everyone in this movie, so buckle up for fawning over everyone. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll send Jerry the Vampire after you. Stats/info: 2011, directed by Craig Gillespie, starring Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, David Tennant, and Toni Collette

2nd week of remake month brings us to a movie we both enjoy - Fright Night! We dissect the Twilight and Minority Report references, rollercoasters of emotions that Colin Farrell makes us feel (Parental Warning), and how Evil Ed is definitely #MisunderstoodEd. We love everyone in this movie, so buckle up for fawning over everyone. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll send Jerry the Vampire after you. Stats/info: 2011, directed by Craig Gillespie, starring Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, David Tennant, and Toni Collette

EP. 141 Fright Night (2011) aka When did Gerald?

New month, new theme, we bring you...REMAKE MONTH. Kicking it off is 2008’s “Prom Night,” so loosely based on the OG movie that they’re 3rd cousins twice removed and from different planets. Join us as we discuss Idris Elba’s life choices aka being in these shite movies, nondescript black-cap law, and our own prom experiences. Molly has an important PSA so listen up, folks. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll show you a powerpoint presentation of our own prom pictures. Stats/info: 2018 directed by Nelson McCormick, starring Brittany Snow, Johnathon Schaech, Scott Porter, Dana Davis, Jessica Stroup, Idris Elba, Collins Pennie, James Ransone, and Kelly Blatz

New month, new theme, we bring you...REMAKE MONTH. Kicking it off is 2008’s “Prom Night,” so loosely based on the OG movie that they’re 3rd cousins twice removed and from different planets. Join us as we discuss Idris Elba’s life choices aka being in these shite movies, nondescript black-cap law, and our own prom experiences. Molly has an important PSA so listen up, folks. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll show you a powerpoint presentation of our own prom pictures. Stats/info: 2018 directed by Nelson McCormick, starring Brittany Snow, Johnathon Schaech, Scott Porter, Dana Davis, Jessica Stroup, Idris Elba, Collins Pennie, James Ransone, and Kelly Blatz

Ep. 140 Prom Night (2008) aka 80% teens going up to their hotel room, 20% teens dancing

Final week in possession month leads us to a very unimpressive movie - Evil Dead remake. We discuss the science of how water + sugar = blood, cat worms making you a zombie demon, how long you have to bury someone before they’re exorcised, and how David just straight up SUCKS. Mostly, we just think this movie was made (at least in part) as a personal revenge fantasy against some teacher called Eric. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll defib you. Stats/info: 2013 directed by Fede Álvarez, starring Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas, and Elizabeth Blackmore

Final week in possession month leads us to a very unimpressive movie - Evil Dead remake. We discuss the science of how water + sugar = blood, cat worms making you a zombie demon, how long you have to bury someone before they’re exorcised, and how David just straight up SUCKS. Mostly, we just think this movie was made (at least in part) as a personal revenge fantasy against some teacher called Eric. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll defib you. Stats/info: 2013 directed by Fede Álvarez, starring Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas, and Elizabeth Blackmore

Ep. 138 Evil Dead (2013) aka Poor Eric

Annabelle is back and being treated like the queen she is for week 3 of [doll] possession week. We enjoyed watching 2019’s, “Annabelle Comes Home” where Annabelle gathers all of her demon friends and party it up in the Warren’s home. Join us as we discuss the dangers of having a room full of possessed objects in your house, Annabelle’s need to “lean with it, rock with it,” and the missed opportunity to have a ‘Bye Bye Man’ and Annabelle crossover. Be sure to rate and subscribe or you’ll have to play Feeley Meeley with demon hands.  Stats/info: 2019, directed by Gary Dauberman, starring McKenna Grace, Madison Iseman, Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, and Katie Sarife

Annabelle is back and being treated like the queen she is for week 3 of [doll] possession week. We enjoyed watching 2019’s, “Annabelle Comes Home” where Annabelle gathers all of her demon friends and party it up in the Warren’s home. Join us as we discuss the dangers of having a room full of possessed objects in your house, Annabelle’s need to “lean with it, rock with it,” and the missed opportunity to have a ‘Bye Bye Man’ and Annabelle crossover. Be sure to rate and subscribe or you’ll have to play Feeley Meeley with demon hands. Stats/info: 2019, directed by Gary Dauberman, starring McKenna Grace, Madison Iseman, Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, and Katie Sarife

Ep. 138 Annabelle Comes Home aka Demons like parties too

A comedy film podcast where two mythical bitches do witty retellings of horror movies, bad movies, and bad horror movies.

How come you guys must always say Dwane “The Rock” Johnson?  It’s ok if you just say “the Rock”.

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Rosemary’s Ladies: A Horror Movie & Bad Movie Review Podcast

Angry ghosts in your wall, eh? Now you're speaking my language. This week we watch the entirety disappointing, early 2000’s, “The Grudge.” Jen had never seen it and middle school Molly was completely messed up by it. However, it sure didn't live up to the memories. Join us as we discuss the messy AF timelines, the spinoff series we want (Toshio and his cat), and the quick killing techniques of the Grudge Lady. We also discuss the series finale of Game of Thrones (season 8, episode 6, “The Iron Throne”), so skip to 13:15 to avoid GoT spoilers. Be sure to rate and subscribe on iTunes or Molly will add you to her Grudge list.  Stats/info: 2004, directed by Takashi Shimizu, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Takako Fuji, Yuya Ozeki, Takashi Matsuyama, and Jason Behr (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

Angry ghosts in your wall, eh? Now you're speaking my language. This week we watch the entirety disappointing, early 2000’s, “The Grudge.” Jen had never seen it and middle school Molly was completely messed up by it. However, it sure didn't live up to the memories. Join us as we discuss the messy AF timelines, the spinoff series we want (Toshio and his cat), and the quick killing techniques of the Grudge Lady. We also discuss the series finale of Game of Thrones (season 8, episode 6, “The Iron Throne”), so skip to 13:15 to avoid GoT spoilers. Be sure to rate and subscribe on iTunes or Molly will add you to her Grudge list. Stats/info: 2004, directed by Takashi Shimizu, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Takako Fuji, Yuya Ozeki, Takashi Matsuyama, and Jason Behr (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 49 The Grudge aka Molly's Autobiography 

This week we watched a film rife with fly horror and inside wind - Drag Me to Hell. We still hate Justin Long for being such a jerk in Tusk, but we still want to know - does Justin Long have BDE? Sam Raimi somehow knows that all we want out of a horror movie is Haunted Mansion vibes and Looney Tunes rules. Listen as we turn on our evil main character, Christine. Subscribe and give us a good rating, otherwise we’ll send our grandmothers after you to steal your buttons and curse you. Stats/info: 2009 - Directed by Sam Raimi, starring Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Dileep Rao (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

This week we watched a film rife with fly horror and inside wind - Drag Me to Hell. We still hate Justin Long for being such a jerk in Tusk, but we still want to know - does Justin Long have BDE? Sam Raimi somehow knows that all we want out of a horror movie is Haunted Mansion vibes and Looney Tunes rules. Listen as we turn on our evil main character, Christine. Subscribe and give us a good rating, otherwise we’ll send our grandmothers after you to steal your buttons and curse you. Stats/info: 2009 - Directed by Sam Raimi, starring Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Dileep Rao (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 15 Drag Me to Hell aka The Case of the Cat Killer

Directed by Oren Peli, starring Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat.  We checked out the “real” found footage film, Paranormal Activity. We got the giggles during this recording, so join us in discussing paranormal law and how much of this movie’s budget was spent on string. Since we know this is a hot topic now, we also take time to really dive into the state of the demon economy, particularly the housing market and rising costs of demon college. Remember to subscribe for more legal tips on dealing with ghosts, and check out Stambovsky v. Ackley. (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

Directed by Oren Peli, starring Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat. We checked out the “real” found footage film, Paranormal Activity. We got the giggles during this recording, so join us in discussing paranormal law and how much of this movie’s budget was spent on string. Since we know this is a hot topic now, we also take time to really dive into the state of the demon economy, particularly the housing market and rising costs of demon college. Remember to subscribe for more legal tips on dealing with ghosts, and check out Stambovsky v. Ackley. (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 5  Paranormal Activity aka Law and Order: Paranormal Victims Unit

Our favorite movie ever featuring #Daddywise! We had a lot to say about this movie, so it ended up turning into a two-parter. We love #claddy, and maintain that the real villains of this movie are the pervy old white men. Billy Skarsgaard’s drooling is top drawer and truly something to be admired. Now, gentle reader, listen if you dare...for this film will give you quite a scare.  Stats/info: Directed by Andy Muschietti, starring Jaeden Lieberher, Bill Skarsgård,Jeremy Ray Taylor, Sophia Lillis, Finn Wolfhard, Chosen Jacobs, Jack Dylan Grazer, Wyatt Oleff. (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

Our favorite movie ever featuring #Daddywise! We had a lot to say about this movie, so it ended up turning into a two-parter. We love #claddy, and maintain that the real villains of this movie are the pervy old white men. Billy Skarsgaard’s drooling is top drawer and truly something to be admired. Now, gentle reader, listen if you dare...for this film will give you quite a scare. Stats/info: Directed by Andy Muschietti, starring Jaeden Lieberher, Bill Skarsgård,Jeremy Ray Taylor, Sophia Lillis, Finn Wolfhard, Chosen Jacobs, Jack Dylan Grazer, Wyatt Oleff. (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 30 (Part 1) IT (2017) aka Daddywise

FINALLY the holiday season is over. It’s almost time to ring in the new year! We’ve officially been recording for six months, go us! Join us as we wrap up 2018 with the 2016 anthology movie, “Holidays.” We discuss the coveted Reptile Medical School, #BunnyJesus, and how the serial killer gets serial killed. Make sure to subscribe and rate us on iTunes or we’ll send Bunny Jesus to your house, and nobody wants that.  Stats/info: 2016, Directed by Kevin Smith, Gary Shore, Matt Johnson, Scott Stewart, Nicholas McCarthy, Dennis Widmyer, Kevin Kolsch, Sarah Adina Smith, and Anthony Scott Burns, starring several people...go look them up yourselves. (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

FINALLY the holiday season is over. It’s almost time to ring in the new year! We’ve officially been recording for six months, go us! Join us as we wrap up 2018 with the 2016 anthology movie, “Holidays.” We discuss the coveted Reptile Medical School, #BunnyJesus, and how the serial killer gets serial killed. Make sure to subscribe and rate us on iTunes or we’ll send Bunny Jesus to your house, and nobody wants that. Stats/info: 2016, Directed by Kevin Smith, Gary Shore, Matt Johnson, Scott Stewart, Nicholas McCarthy, Dennis Widmyer, Kevin Kolsch, Sarah Adina Smith, and Anthony Scott Burns, starring several people...go look them up yourselves. (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 29 Holidays aka This is has been 2018, thank you and goodnight

To ring in the holiday season we gift you commentary on our favorite trash ever, “Twilight.” We deep dive into the world of Twilight and our undying [get it, ‘cause they’re vampires] love for it. Bonus gift for you, this episode is extra long because we just have so much to say. Join us as Molly can’t stop cackling at everything and our discussion of how Bella only loves herself and by extension, Edward, Twilight from Jessica’s point of view, and how this movie is the gift that keeps on giving. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we won’t invite you to our vampire baseball game.  Stats/info: 2008, directed by Catherine Hardwicke, starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli, and Elizabeth Reaser (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

To ring in the holiday season we gift you commentary on our favorite trash ever, “Twilight.” We deep dive into the world of Twilight and our undying [get it, ‘cause they’re vampires] love for it. Bonus gift for you, this episode is extra long because we just have so much to say. Join us as Molly can’t stop cackling at everything and our discussion of how Bella only loves herself and by extension, Edward, Twilight from Jessica’s point of view, and how this movie is the gift that keeps on giving. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we won’t invite you to our vampire baseball game. Stats/info: 2008, directed by Catherine Hardwicke, starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli, and Elizabeth Reaser (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 73 Twilight aka The best movie ever

Boy, do we love Nic Cage. This movie has a slow first and second act, but really makes up for it by kicking it into high gear by act 3. What can we say about this movie that hasn’t already been said? Nic Cage comes in EXTREMELY hot while conducting a police investigation on island where he has no jurisdiction, and ends the movie extremely hot by punching women in the face, pulling guns on them, kicking in doors, and (SPOILERS) you know, being set on fire. Remember to leave a review, otherwise we’ll come to your house and ask “HOW’D IT GET BURNED?! HOW’D IT GET BURNED?!” Stats/info: 2006, directed by Neil LaBute, starring Nicolas Cage (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

Boy, do we love Nic Cage. This movie has a slow first and second act, but really makes up for it by kicking it into high gear by act 3. What can we say about this movie that hasn’t already been said? Nic Cage comes in EXTREMELY hot while conducting a police investigation on island where he has no jurisdiction, and ends the movie extremely hot by punching women in the face, pulling guns on them, kicking in doors, and (SPOILERS) you know, being set on fire. Remember to leave a review, otherwise we’ll come to your house and ask “HOW’D IT GET BURNED?! HOW’D IT GET BURNED?!” Stats/info: 2006, directed by Neil LaBute, starring Nicolas Cage (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 82 Wicker Man (2006) aka An island full of Mariah Careys

A movie inspired by a prank job posting for a man in a walrus suit, what could go wrong? The answer - absolutely nothing. Join us as we go full walrus and talk Jen’s top 5 heartwarming pet movies, a main character that we’re meant to hate, and the real mystery of this movie - did Teddy and Ally get it on?  We’re #TeamTeddy in this bonkers movie, dive on in with us and learn why! Don’t be a Walrus hater, be sure to subscribe and rate us on Itunes! Stats/info: 2014 - Written and directed by Kevin Smith, starring Justin Long, Michael Parks, Haley Joel Osment, and Genesis Rodriguez (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

A movie inspired by a prank job posting for a man in a walrus suit, what could go wrong? The answer - absolutely nothing. Join us as we go full walrus and talk Jen’s top 5 heartwarming pet movies, a main character that we’re meant to hate, and the real mystery of this movie - did Teddy and Ally get it on?  We’re #TeamTeddy in this bonkers movie, dive on in with us and learn why! Don’t be a Walrus hater, be sure to subscribe and rate us on Itunes! Stats/info: 2014 - Written and directed by Kevin Smith, starring Justin Long, Michael Parks, Haley Joel Osment, and Genesis Rodriguez (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 11 Tusk aka A Heartwarming Story About A Man and His Pet Walrus

We start this month’s theme of “creature features with 1990’s, “Tremors” aka one of Jen’s favorite movies. She claims this movie has no flaws but does her statement hold true? Join us as we have some serious discussions on clouds, Kevin Bacon and Not Kevin Bacon, lists of what Molly and Jen care and do not care about, and Alaskan Bull Worms. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll have to battle some angry worms in the ground. Stats/info: 1990, directed by Ron Underwood, starring Kevin Bacon, Finn Carter, Fred Ward, Michael Gross, and Reba McEntire (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

We start this month’s theme of “creature features with 1990’s, “Tremors” aka one of Jen’s favorite movies. She claims this movie has no flaws but does her statement hold true? Join us as we have some serious discussions on clouds, Kevin Bacon and Not Kevin Bacon, lists of what Molly and Jen care and do not care about, and Alaskan Bull Worms. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll have to battle some angry worms in the ground. Stats/info: 1990, directed by Ron Underwood, starring Kevin Bacon, Finn Carter, Fred Ward, Michael Gross, and Reba McEntire (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 83 Tremors aka This movie has no flaws, I was just commenting

Prepare yourself for another 2 ½ hour episode! This week we watch New Moon and discuss Edward’s love of GMILFs, Werther’s Original’s, and being a pretentious emo guy. We also discuss werewolf Winnie the Pooh situations, E.T. fingering, and Stephenie Meyers’ confusing understanding of the human body. Join us in more cackling and trash talking Bella, Edward, and the general wig game in this movie. Grab your smelling salts and give us a review before you pass out on your Victorian fainting couches. Stats/info: 2009, directed by Chris Weitz, starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli, and Elizabeth Reaser (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

Prepare yourself for another 2 ½ hour episode! This week we watch New Moon and discuss Edward’s love of GMILFs, Werther’s Original’s, and being a pretentious emo guy. We also discuss werewolf Winnie the Pooh situations, E.T. fingering, and Stephenie Meyers’ confusing understanding of the human body. Join us in more cackling and trash talking Bella, Edward, and the general wig game in this movie. Grab your smelling salts and give us a review before you pass out on your Victorian fainting couches. Stats/info: 2009, directed by Chris Weitz, starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli, and Elizabeth Reaser (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 74 New Moon aka A reverse Winnie the Pooh situation

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Death traveling via wind! Come one, come all, to the moderately enjoyable Final Destination 3. Death is back and boy, is he not happy about getting screwed again! Watch as he travels through, wind, fans, and creepy songs to take back the souls that (rudely) got away from him. We talk about how Death likes to leave Easter Eggs, best tanning practices, and Chekov’s last name. Rate and subscribe, or we’ll give you a picture of a weird artistic interpretation of your death. Stats/info: 2006, directed by James Wong, starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Ryan Merriman, and Kris Lemche   (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Death traveling via wind! Come one, come all, to the moderately enjoyable Final Destination 3. Death is back and boy, is he not happy about getting screwed again! Watch as he travels through, wind, fans, and creepy songs to take back the souls that (rudely) got away from him. We talk about how Death likes to leave Easter Eggs, best tanning practices, and Chekov’s last name. Rate and subscribe, or we’ll give you a picture of a weird artistic interpretation of your death. Stats/info: 2006, directed by James Wong, starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Ryan Merriman, and Kris Lemche (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 80 Final Destination 3 aka Say cheese and die but also be nice to Death

Woah boy, it’s been a hot minute since we got to see a good movie, but this one was pretty darn good. This week we talk about Man Bat, blood hot tubs in your house, and possibly most importantly - Game of Thrones #HotPieForTheThrone. (Skip to 13:15 to avoid spoilers for GoT season 8, episode 5, “The Bells.”)  We also talk cave interior decorating and how hard it must be to get someone out there to fix the Wi-Fi (our hearts go out to you, Gollums). Rate and review otherwise we’ll leave you to get nibbled on by the cave monsters. Stats/info: 2005, directed by Neil Marshall, starring Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Mendoza, Alex Reid, Saskia Mulder, MyAnna Buring, Nora-Jane Noone (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

Woah boy, it’s been a hot minute since we got to see a good movie, but this one was pretty darn good. This week we talk about Man Bat, blood hot tubs in your house, and possibly most importantly - Game of Thrones #HotPieForTheThrone. (Skip to 13:15 to avoid spoilers for GoT season 8, episode 5, “The Bells.”)  We also talk cave interior decorating and how hard it must be to get someone out there to fix the Wi-Fi (our hearts go out to you, Gollums). Rate and review otherwise we’ll leave you to get nibbled on by the cave monsters. Stats/info: 2005, directed by Neil Marshall, starring Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Mendoza, Alex Reid, Saskia Mulder, MyAnna Buring, Nora-Jane Noone (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 48 The Descent aka Stick ‘em with the pointy end

Sometimes your budget doesn’t cover one fully trained parrot so you have to get two ½ trained ones. This week we DIVE (hahaaaaa) into the 1999 CLASSIC shark film “Deep Blue Sea.” What happens when you put a bunch of a**holes in an underwater facility with super smart sharks? The sharks win...or do they? Strap your goggles on and take a listen as we plunge (we got jokes) into the depths of the Deep Blue Sea. Drown us (can’t stop, won’t stop) with your love and be sure to subscribe! 1999 - Directed by Renny Harlin starring Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows, Samuel L. Jackson, Jacqueline McKenzie, Michael Rapaport, and LL Cool J. (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

Sometimes your budget doesn’t cover one fully trained parrot so you have to get two ½ trained ones. This week we DIVE (hahaaaaa) into the 1999 CLASSIC shark film “Deep Blue Sea.” What happens when you put a bunch of a**holes in an underwater facility with super smart sharks? The sharks win...or do they? Strap your goggles on and take a listen as we plunge (we got jokes) into the depths of the Deep Blue Sea. Drown us (can’t stop, won’t stop) with your love and be sure to subscribe! 1999 - Directed by Renny Harlin starring Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows, Samuel L. Jackson, Jacqueline McKenzie, Michael Rapaport, and LL Cool J. (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 6  Deep Blue Sea aka Shark M***** F*****, do you speak it?

Much like last week, we were expecting to be let down…and we were right. This week we watched a movie that takes most of its plot from Who’s Line is it Anyway - where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Why do the police think a 10 year old murdered his mother? Who knows. Why is the Tooth Fairy not killing the one person she seems to have a vendetta against? Doesn’t matter. Why are the police arresting our lead for no reason? STOP. ASKING. QUESTIONS. The only good news is that our episode is just about as long as the actual movie.  Stats/info: 2003, directed by Jonathan Liebesman, starring Chaney Kley and Emma Caulfield. (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

Much like last week, we were expecting to be let down…and we were right. This week we watched a movie that takes most of its plot from Who’s Line is it Anyway - where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Why do the police think a 10 year old murdered his mother? Who knows. Why is the Tooth Fairy not killing the one person she seems to have a vendetta against? Doesn’t matter. Why are the police arresting our lead for no reason? STOP. ASKING. QUESTIONS. The only good news is that our episode is just about as long as the actual movie. Stats/info: 2003, directed by Jonathan Liebesman, starring Chaney Kley and Emma Caulfield. (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 72 Darkness Falls aka The movie where everything is made up and the points don't matter!

Here’s the deal, Death is Type A personality and you do NOT f*ck with it’s plans! This week we watched “Final Destination” and rather enjoyed it?! Gather round as we discuss toilet shots, Jen way undershooting how many people die a day (she’s very optimistic for the human race), and how the main two characters form a relationship when nobody was watching. Don’t cheat us or death and be sure to rate and subscribe on Itunes!  Stats/info: 2000, directed by James Wong and starring Ali Larter, Devon Sawa, Kerr Smith, Kristen Cloke, Seann William Scott, and Amanda Detmer (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

Here’s the deal, Death is Type A personality and you do NOT f*ck with it’s plans! This week we watched “Final Destination” and rather enjoyed it?! Gather round as we discuss toilet shots, Jen way undershooting how many people die a day (she’s very optimistic for the human race), and how the main two characters form a relationship when nobody was watching. Don’t cheat us or death and be sure to rate and subscribe on Itunes! Stats/info: 2000, directed by James Wong and starring Ali Larter, Devon Sawa, Kerr Smith, Kristen Cloke, Seann William Scott, and Amanda Detmer (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 38 Final Destination aka Oscillating fans, the true econ vehicle

Daphobia - noun - extreme or irrational fear of Willem Dafoe.  We (unfortunately) watch the 2017 live action Death Note movie, directed by Adam Wingard (Blair Witch, You’re Next), starring Nat Wolff (Naked Brothers Band, Paper Towns), Lakieth Stanfield (Get Out, Atlanta), and Margaret Qualley (Palo Alto, The Leftovers). Episode four gets us talking about when frosted tips are acceptable (pro-tip, it’s never), the differences between Eastern and Western horror, and the rise of excessive 80’s synth pop.   You lucky listeners get to hear barks and jingles of Ralphie Anne, the podcast pup as well as Molly’s hip audibly pop as she demonstrates man spreading for Jen. Anything is possible here! So be sure to subscribe! If you don’t, we’ll Death Note your ass (just kidding, kind of)...   (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)  Youtube Channel reference - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0iT9jv0cn8

Daphobia - noun - extreme or irrational fear of Willem Dafoe. We (unfortunately) watch the 2017 live action Death Note movie, directed by Adam Wingard (Blair Witch, You’re Next), starring Nat Wolff (Naked Brothers Band, Paper Towns), Lakieth Stanfield (Get Out, Atlanta), and Margaret Qualley (Palo Alto, The Leftovers). Episode four gets us talking about when frosted tips are acceptable (pro-tip, it’s never), the differences between Eastern and Western horror, and the rise of excessive 80’s synth pop. You lucky listeners get to hear barks and jingles of Ralphie Anne, the podcast pup as well as Molly’s hip audibly pop as she demonstrates man spreading for Jen. Anything is possible here! So be sure to subscribe! If you don’t, we’ll Death Note your ass (just kidding, kind of)... (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>) Youtube Channel reference - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0iT9jv0cn8" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0iT9jv0cn8</a>

Ep. 4  Death Note aka Daphobia 2 - Electric Boogaloo

Prepare yourselves for a very unfunny episode. This movie was so darn good that we barely had any jokes at all. We talk the market for miniatures, baking at house parties, and if Gabriel Byrne made it off of the Ghost Ship. Make sure the rate and subscribe, otherwise we’ll come and possess your bodies. These mortal forms grow weak. Stats/info: 2018, directed by Ari Aster and starring Toni Collette, Alex Wolff, Milly Shapiro, and Gabriel Byrne. (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

Prepare yourselves for a very unfunny episode. This movie was so darn good that we barely had any jokes at all. We talk the market for miniatures, baking at house parties, and if Gabriel Byrne made it off of the Ghost Ship. Make sure the rate and subscribe, otherwise we’ll come and possess your bodies. These mortal forms grow weak. Stats/info: 2018, directed by Ari Aster and starring Toni Collette, Alex Wolff, Milly Shapiro, and Gabriel Byrne. (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 39 Hereditary aka Charlie and the Chocolate Demon Factory

Red alert, red alert, this movie does not hold up! Molly goes through the five stages of grief after realizing the movie this movie isn’t as good as she remembers. We try to understand why Brendan Gleeson ends all of his lines in “sarcastic”, why the movie is titled “Lake Placid”, but the name of the lake is actually “Black Lake”, and why they don’t just declare this lake a wildlife reserve. Please rate and subscribe, or we’ll sue you. And with today’s laws, it’s possible! Stats/info: 1999, written by David E. Kelley, and directed by Steve Miner, starring Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt, Brendan Gleeson, Betty White, Meredith Salenger, and Mariska Hargitay (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

Red alert, red alert, this movie does not hold up! Molly goes through the five stages of grief after realizing the movie this movie isn’t as good as she remembers. We try to understand why Brendan Gleeson ends all of his lines in “sarcastic”, why the movie is titled “Lake Placid”, but the name of the lake is actually “Black Lake”, and why they don’t just declare this lake a wildlife reserve. Please rate and subscribe, or we’ll sue you. And with today’s laws, it’s possible! Stats/info: 1999, written by David E. Kelley, and directed by Steve Miner, starring Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt, Brendan Gleeson, Betty White, Meredith Salenger, and Mariska Hargitay (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 84 Lake Placid aka Once again betrayed by our childhood memories

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Do the creep (ahhh), do the creep (ahhhh). As a couple of creeps ourselves, we have the authority to say that this guy is a creep! We sidebar A LOT during this one, talking Sam Heughan as Charlie Weasley, the time Jen got flustered just looking at someone dressed as Spike, and inviting Hades to your childhood birthday party. So get your knees flexin’ and your arms T-Rexin’ and creep on over to iTunes to review and subscribe!  Stats/info: 2014, directed by Patrick Brice. Starring Patrick Brice and Mark Duplass, (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

Do the creep (ahhh), do the creep (ahhhh). As a couple of creeps ourselves, we have the authority to say that this guy is a creep! We sidebar A LOT during this one, talking Sam Heughan as Charlie Weasley, the time Jen got flustered just looking at someone dressed as Spike, and inviting Hades to your childhood birthday party. So get your knees flexin’ and your arms T-Rexin’ and creep on over to iTunes to review and subscribe! Stats/info: 2014, directed by Patrick Brice. Starring Patrick Brice and Mark Duplass, (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 35 Creep aka When a fine PYT walks in front of your tree, do the creep!

We really want cake now. This week we watch 2017’s “Happy Death Day” and don’t worry, we’re back to being our hilarious selves. How would you like to groundhog day it but be killed at the end of the day every time? Yeah, it sounds pretty exhausting honestly. Join us as Jen discusses her long lost love, we discuss the important topic of the exchange rate of foreign currency, and we get heavily side tracked by the fact that Scooby Doo Zombie Island is on Youtube. Be sure to rate and subscribe on Itunes or we’ll send clown baby after you on your birthday. Stats/info: 2017, directed by Christopher Landon and starring Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard, Ruby Modnie, and Rachel Matthews (Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)

We really want cake now. This week we watch 2017’s “Happy Death Day” and don’t worry, we’re back to being our hilarious selves. How would you like to groundhog day it but be killed at the end of the day every time? Yeah, it sounds pretty exhausting honestly. Join us as Jen discusses her long lost love, we discuss the important topic of the exchange rate of foreign currency, and we get heavily side tracked by the fact that Scooby Doo Zombie Island is on Youtube. Be sure to rate and subscribe on Itunes or we’ll send clown baby after you on your birthday. Stats/info: 2017, directed by Christopher Landon and starring Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard, Ruby Modnie, and Rachel Matthews (Intro music from <a href="https://www.free-stock-music.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.free-stock-music.com</a>)

Ep. 40 Happy Death Day aka Wash, rinse, repeat

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