Caitlyn Jenner

The pirate feed catches our old pal Caitlyn on Terry Gross talking witch economies and getting groped by Louie CK.  Then it's Caitlyn's turn to put down the miniature helicopters and pick up the headphones as she takes over the decks of the legendary KNFW studio.  Hold onto your trucker hats! KNFW is back!

The pirate feed catches our old pal Caitlyn on Terry Gross talking witch economies and getting groped by Louie CK.  Then it's Caitlyn's turn to put down the miniature helicopters and pick up the headphones as she takes over the decks of the legendary KNFW studio.  Hold onto your trucker hats! KNFW is back!

KNFW...Before The Flapper With Caitlyn Jenner

We're still clockin in AFTER HOURS on the main feed for a few more weeks, and on this edition we talk Emrata &amp; Troye, melancholy cock on Fire Island, and sucking out the truths of the universe. KEEP ON STROKIN THAT ****!!!!

We're still clockin in AFTER HOURS on the main feed for a few more weeks, and on this edition we talk Emrata &amp; Troye, melancholy cock on Fire Island, and sucking out the truths of the universe. KEEP ON STROKIN THAT ****!!!!

KNFW...After Hours...Ohr My God Sohr Much

Another After Hours Ep where we answer your calls to the best of our abilities. Today, Macy swears she's got psychic abilities when it comes to HBO Max (Just Max now), and Theda hints that her next project may involve LGBT hero Jake Cruise! Anything goes, baby...

Another After Hours Ep where we answer your calls to the best of our abilities. Today, Macy swears she's got psychic abilities when it comes to HBO Max (Just Max now), and Theda hints that her next project may involve LGBT hero Jake Cruise! Anything goes, baby...

KNFW...After Hours...Baby I Swear It's Déjà Vu

Well hello, we've hacked our own pirate feed to bring you something in between our terrestrial radio program and our air cloud internet patreon show! This is just us kicking it in the studio after hours, practicing the art of conversation, talkin Beyonce, Mission Impossible, and being a glint in an eye!

Well hello, we've hacked our own pirate feed to bring you something in between our terrestrial radio program and our air cloud internet patreon show! This is just us kicking it in the studio after hours, practicing the art of conversation, talkin Beyonce, Mission Impossible, and being a glint in an eye!

KNFW...After Hours...Nobody's Checking On Glints

Well, the pirate bootlegger failed us this week and couldn't get ahold of the feed so Reba stepped in and uploaded a full length Patreon episode! Please enjoy and we will be back next week with a brand new KNFW!

Well, the pirate bootlegger failed us this week and couldn't get ahold of the feed so Reba stepped in and uploaded a full length Patreon episode! Please enjoy and we will be back next week with a brand new KNFW!

Full Length Patreon Episode: Ellen Project Hotline #13.2 aka 14

The gals talk death of the planet as told through a TikTok, hot new NYC restaurants, and even HOTTER NYC skater bros. Plus they snagged an exclusive chat with the queen of pop Madonna Louise herself.

The gals talk death of the planet as told through a TikTok, hot new NYC restaurants, and even HOTTER NYC skater bros. Plus they snagged an exclusive chat with the queen of pop Madonna Louise herself.

KNFW...Elbow Deep In The Heart Shaped Box

The girls have boarded a shuttle helicopter with a duffel full of Nurtec and are off to help their friend Terri Gross — who's disappeared to the Fire Island Pines during peak Pride! One problem...a young artist is doing performance art on the helipad. Will shuttle pilot Jamie Kennedy (not that one) stick the landing? And if not...what fate lies in store for our two gals, outside of the studio together for the first time — a special 40th episode of KNFW Nymphowars....sponsored by Nurtec!

The girls have boarded a shuttle helicopter with a duffel full of Nurtec and are off to help their friend Terri Gross — who's disappeared to the Fire Island Pines during peak Pride! One problem...a young artist is doing performance art on the helipad. Will shuttle pilot Jamie Kennedy (not that one) stick the landing? And if not...what fate lies in store for our two gals, outside of the studio together for the first time — a special 40th episode of KNFW Nymphowars....sponsored by Nurtec!

KNFW...All Tec'd Up at the Meat Rack

Macy exhibits some strange and disturbing new behaviors while Theda gets to the bottom of a hot new drug scandal. Also in the hour: pop songs are back, Terry's gone wild, and we don't really listen to the show, but we hear it's great! KNFW starts NOW!

Macy exhibits some strange and disturbing new behaviors while Theda gets to the bottom of a hot new drug scandal. Also in the hour: pop songs are back, Terry's gone wild, and we don't really listen to the show, but we hear it's great! KNFW starts NOW!

KNFW...Pobody's Nurtec

The gals talk kink at pride and why "hammering" is all the rage before Theda gets a call from her mysterious new beau

The gals talk kink at pride and why "hammering" is all the rage before Theda gets a call from her mysterious new beau

KNFW...Plenty O Fish

Happy Pride!!! Target faces backlash, Fire Island is flourishing, and Terry's in one of her moods...take cover!

Happy Pride!!! Target faces backlash, Fire Island is flourishing, and Terry's in one of her moods...take cover!

KNFW...Give Him The Spear

This is a show about putting dicks down your mouths brought to you by world's smartest and prettiest transsexuals. Welcome to NYMPHOWARS

So funny

just grinds me into dust. thnx for the memories

NYMPHOWARS

Macy is trapped in a frenzied state of catchphrase madness and can’t stop speaking in the cursed drag lingo popularized by the television phenomenon “Rupaul Presents: The Drag Race”. Theda has no choice but to seek guidance from an unlikely ally, Caitlyn Jenner, and go stealth as a contestant on the competition reality show as an undercover vigilante to stop the show’s nefarious influence and save her friend! One by one Theda must defeat the big wigs at the top of the drag industrial complex all while slaying the competition to win the show and gain access to the inner sanctum.

Macy is trapped in a frenzied state of catchphrase madness and can’t stop speaking in the cursed drag lingo popularized by the television phenomenon “Rupaul Presents: The Drag Race”. Theda has no choice but to seek guidance from an unlikely ally, Caitlyn Jenner, and go stealth as a contestant on the competition reality show as an undercover vigilante to stop the show’s nefarious influence and save her friend! One by one Theda must defeat the big wigs at the top of the drag industrial complex all while slaying the competition to win the show and gain access to the inner sanctum.

Kill Drag Race Part I: Honey Baked Hamm

In episode 11 of this season, we conducted a group interview to find and hire a new writer for our show. While there were a handful of decent candidates, no one wowed us quite like Marlo St. John, and amnesiac, bleeding from the side of her head, whose only possession was a 2014 appointment book with a single entry--that of the Nymphowars interview. We hired her on the spot, and are proud to present the first episode fully authored and directed by our friend and colleague, Marlo St. John. 

In episode 11 of this season, we conducted a group interview to find and hire a new writer for our show. While there were a handful of decent candidates, no one wowed us quite like Marlo St. John, and amnesiac, bleeding from the side of her head, whose only possession was a 2014 appointment book with a single entry--that of the Nymphowars interview. We hired her on the spot, and are proud to present the first episode fully authored and directed by our friend and colleague, Marlo St. John.

Marlo's Dream

Chase me once, shame on you. Chase me twice, I have to become your lawfully wedded wice* (*wife). Macy takes a ride in a hell cab while Theda blows a man on the eve of his marriage. Jerod Leto dies a terrible death. Pokemon GO to the polls. 

Chase me once, shame on you. Chase me twice, I have to become your lawfully wedded wice* (*wife). Macy takes a ride in a hell cab while Theda blows a man on the eve of his marriage. Jerod Leto dies a terrible death. Pokemon GO to the polls.

I Was Raised In the Back of a Cab

Wow, many special guests on this one. Felicity Huffman drinks an entire lake and pisses it back out again in classic movie Transamerica. Patti Lupone on coke? I guess anything goes! Caitlyn spills the secrets of her life, while Matthew McConaughey takes his career in a new direction. Finally, Ellen tries real hard to fuck Tig Notaro. Will she succeed? Find out on this star studded ep of NYMPHOWARS

Wow, many special guests on this one. Felicity Huffman drinks an entire lake and pisses it back out again in classic movie Transamerica. Patti Lupone on coke? I guess anything goes! Caitlyn spills the secrets of her life, while Matthew McConaughey takes his career in a new direction. Finally, Ellen tries real hard to fuck Tig Notaro. Will she succeed? Find out on this star studded ep of NYMPHOWARS

Trans Pee Lake

Everything was set for Theda to have a pleasant train ride up the coast. She had a book, a bed, and her BEST friend Cait in charge...but something's amiss on the Coastal Starlight Express. For starters, it's crawling with D list celebrities. Chief among them? The notorious Jeffree Star, who's received a menacing threat scrawled in his own lipstick and demands Theda's help tracking down the perpetrator. Can she help him, or is it already TOO LATE? Find out on part 1 of this Nymphowars Mystery Exclusive. 

Everything was set for Theda to have a pleasant train ride up the coast. She had a book, a bed, and her BEST friend Cait in charge...but something's amiss on the Coastal Starlight Express. For starters, it's crawling with D list celebrities. Chief among them? The notorious Jeffree Star, who's received a menacing threat scrawled in his own lipstick and demands Theda's help tracking down the perpetrator. Can she help him, or is it already TOO LATE? Find out on part 1 of this Nymphowars Mystery Exclusive.

Murder On The Stupid Bitch Express

Jacqueline Novak

John Early

Jacqueline Novak's off broadway stand up show "Get On Your Knees" is the best shit we ever did see and we were lucky enough to chat with her, her director John Early, and her boyfriend, comedian Chris Laker after a Saturday matinee. Much like Jacqueline's show, this episode includes many topics in addition to oral sex, including Tom Cruise and the Ravioli Store, celebrity child names, and what it means to be a "Comic's Comic." This show is Nymphowars approved. And would be Jeffree Star approved, if he were still alive. 

Jacqueline Novak's off broadway stand up show "Get On Your Knees" is the best shit we ever did see and we were lucky enough to chat with her, her director John Early, and her boyfriend, comedian Chris Laker after a Saturday matinee. Much like Jacqueline's show, this episode includes many topics in addition to oral sex, including Tom Cruise and the Ravioli Store, celebrity child names, and what it means to be a "Comic's Comic." This show is Nymphowars approved. And would be Jeffree Star approved, if he were still alive.

Sucking Dick and Cock with Jacqueline Novak (and John Early)

America's favorite kitchenista Claire Saffitz is back with an all new episode of the hit series "Gourmet Makes" from the Bon Appetit test kitchen. At the insistence of her friends and colleagues, she's taking on her hardest challenge yet...a confection so crucial and beloved that some of her tasters might literally die if she messes up. Can she succeed, or will she break down once and for all? Find out on this week's Nymphowars.  

America's favorite kitchenista Claire Saffitz is back with an all new episode of the hit series "Gourmet Makes" from the Bon Appetit test kitchen. At the insistence of her friends and colleagues, she's taking on her hardest challenge yet...a confection so crucial and beloved that some of her tasters might literally die if she messes up. Can she succeed, or will she break down once and for all? Find out on this week's Nymphowars.

Bon Appetit

The ladies of Nymphowars apply their razor sharp true crime podcasting skills to the scandal of the century: Tati Westbrook’s furious takedown of James Charles and its ensuing uproar. To aid them in their explanation, the girls have called upon the sage counsel of their wisest friends to answer such pressing questions as: who or what is a “Tati”? Is “Halo Beauty” a nutriceutical? It is chill to accuse your gay teen friend of sucking too much dick and cock when you are an old woman? And many many more. If you liked the hit podcast Serial, or even listened to a single episode of it (we have done neither) well you are going to simply love this kind of “NPR presents” style presentation of the week’s most hottest of shits. 

The ladies of Nymphowars apply their razor sharp true crime podcasting skills to the scandal of the century: Tati Westbrook’s furious takedown of James Charles and its ensuing uproar. To aid them in their explanation, the girls have called upon the sage counsel of their wisest friends to answer such pressing questions as: who or what is a “Tati”? Is “Halo Beauty” a nutriceutical? It is chill to accuse your gay teen friend of sucking too much dick and cock when you are an old woman? And many many more. If you liked the hit podcast Serial, or even listened to a single episode of it (we have done neither) well you are going to simply love this kind of “NPR presents” style presentation of the week’s most hottest of shits.

Cracking Tatigate: A Nymphowars Investigative Report

I have one question...and it goes a little something like this: why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? Why did you DO that...WHY did you do that??? This and all episodes of NYMPHOWARS are sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"

I have one question...and it goes a little something like this: why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? Why did you DO that...WHY did you do that??? This and all episodes of NYMPHOWARS are sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"

Why Did You Do That To Me? A Star Is Born Review

Nymphowars' first field piece. The girls take a late night walk to a local cemetery where the presence of the buried dead inspires a sombre reimagining of the movie Titanic featuring only Old Rose and "Friendly Bill" Paxton. A Star Is Born gets some obligatory mentions in preparation for next week's ASIB blitz. Cyndi Lauper makes a brief cameo. Bjork sucks.  This episode is sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"

Nymphowars' first field piece. The girls take a late night walk to a local cemetery where the presence of the buried dead inspires a sombre reimagining of the movie Titanic featuring only Old Rose and "Friendly Bill" Paxton. A Star Is Born gets some obligatory mentions in preparation for next week's ASIB blitz. Cyndi Lauper makes a brief cameo. Bjork sucks.  This episode is sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"

The Adjectived Noun

Tinder stalkers, generation Z's, glam life gurus, and the death of the planet, plus a visit from a very special lady, and the death of a beloved granny.  This episode is sponsored by Flylady.net. "Are you living in CHAOS (can't have anyone over syndrome??) try Flylady's helpful tips for keeping your mind tranquil and your home spotless. Our daily newsletter will tell you all you need to know about how to avoid diseases. Visit Flylady.net for more information. Buzz buzz buzz!"

Tinder stalkers, generation Z's, glam life gurus, and the death of the planet, plus a visit from a very special lady, and the death of a beloved granny.  This episode is sponsored by <a href="http://Flylady.net" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Flylady.net</a>. "Are you living in CHAOS (can't have anyone over syndrome??) try Flylady's helpful tips for keeping your mind tranquil and your home spotless. Our daily newsletter will tell you all you need to know about how to avoid diseases. Visit <a href="http://Flylady.net" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Flylady.net</a> for more information. Buzz buzz buzz!"

FlyLady

In the thrilling conclusion of Nymphowars’ bombastic two part season opener, Theda fights her way to the final showdown against the Drag Race Illuminati. With Macy’s fate on the line, Theda must outwit the remaining judges, and RuPaul himself all the while preparing to nail the final lipsync for her life. Will she slay the drag patriarchy or sashay off this mortal coil? There’s only one way out alive...

In the thrilling conclusion of Nymphowars’ bombastic two part season opener, Theda fights her way to the final showdown against the Drag Race Illuminati. With Macy’s fate on the line, Theda must outwit the remaining judges, and RuPaul himself all the while preparing to nail the final lipsync for her life. Will she slay the drag patriarchy or sashay off this mortal coil? There’s only one way out alive...

Kill Drag Race Part II: Is She Bugs?

Matthew McConaughey

Theda has been gravely injured doing a field piece in Texas while visiting friend-of-the-show Matthew McConaughey. It's up to Macy to assemble the archived footage into an episode worthy of the season finale. The resulting footage takes us on a deep dive into the dark personal history of actor and vaudevillian Matthew McConaughey, who has taken up residence in Amarillo Texas to perform his biographical one man show Beers, Bras, and Boobs for the next six years. 

Theda has been gravely injured doing a field piece in Texas while visiting friend-of-the-show Matthew McConaughey. It's up to Macy to assemble the archived footage into an episode worthy of the season finale. The resulting footage takes us on a deep dive into the dark personal history of actor and vaudevillian Matthew McConaughey, who has taken up residence in Amarillo Texas to perform his biographical one man show Beers, Bras, and Boobs for the next six years.

Beers, Bras, And Boobs: An Evening with Matthew McConaughey

Two transsexual podcasters must forge a path through treacherous obstacles to make their way to paradise in an epic journey of gargantuan proportions. Theda and Macy must use every tool at their disposal to survive the unyielding battle that is laser hair removal. Tracy, their longtime friend and laser technician at the Berkowits School (not sponsored), might just be their only hope. Let’s join them on their journey...

Two transsexual podcasters must forge a path through treacherous obstacles to make their way to paradise in an epic journey of gargantuan proportions. Theda and Macy must use every tool at their disposal to survive the unyielding battle that is laser hair removal. Tracy, their longtime friend and laser technician at the Berkowits School (not sponsored), might just be their only hope. Let’s join them on their journey...

Tracy

The gals chat about Glenn Close crying like a baby, a Cronenberg monster who does catcalls, and a very surprising reinterpretation of The Shape of Water. But when Stephen Colbert asks Macy about some youth vernacular, things go awry.

The gals chat about Glenn Close crying like a baby, a Cronenberg monster who does catcalls, and a very surprising reinterpretation of The Shape of Water. But when Stephen Colbert asks Macy about some youth vernacular, things go awry.

What's A Hunty?

Welcome to The Blo Jobin’ Experience!!! The chit chat show that will live on our Patreon every Saturday from here into perpetuity! You will still be able to get all the zany romps, story times, and field pieces for free, but don’t be scared to peek behind the paywall at our talk show that will feature guests, call ins and more! Today we talk poop, Fergie’s predatory past, and poop transplants....sorry!

Welcome to The Blo Jobin’ Experience!!! The chit chat show that will live on our Patreon every Saturday from here into perpetuity! You will still be able to get all the zany romps, story times, and field pieces for free, but don’t be scared to peek behind the paywall at our talk show that will feature guests, call ins and more! Today we talk poop, Fergie’s predatory past, and poop transplants....sorry!

The Blow Jobin' Experience

This episode is mostly just a series of funny sounds. 

This episode is mostly just a series of funny sounds.

Thin Puffed Cakes

With a dead body on board, and no authorities for miles around, podcaster Th3da H8mmel has no choice but to take the investigation into her own hands. After what surely is one of the most thorough and clinical group interrogations the world has ever known, she shares her theories with those on board. Who killed Jeffree Star, and does anyone care? Find out on this special 70 minute episode of Nymphowars. 

With a dead body on board, and no authorities for miles around, podcaster Th3da H8mmel has no choice but to take the investigation into her own hands. After what surely is one of the most thorough and clinical group interrogations the world has ever known, she shares her theories with those on board. Who killed Jeffree Star, and does anyone care? Find out on this special 70 minute episode of Nymphowars.

Murder On The Stupid Bitch Express: Conclusion

Nymphowars comes to you live from the sidelines of the 24th annual Victoria's Secret Fashion show. The brass have learned their lessons from the uproar and cast a trans model...but at what cost? The gals receive feedback on their funny skit from some old friends, then embark on the true crime mystery of the decade: just who is SaigeLee43 and why does she love fucking and/or sucking a dick she shouldn't? Find out on this week's very special episode of Nymphowars.

Nymphowars comes to you live from the sidelines of the 24th annual Victoria's Secret Fashion show. The brass have learned their lessons from the uproar and cast a trans model...but at what cost? The gals receive feedback on their funny skit from some old friends, then embark on the true crime mystery of the decade: just who is SaigeLee43 and why does she love fucking and/or sucking a dick she shouldn't? Find out on this week's very special episode of Nymphowars.

Live from the 24th Annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

After a season and a half of programming, the gals run out of ideas and need to outsource. With Macy out of the office, Theda holds an open call for writers and gets a mixed bag to say the least!

After a season and a half of programming, the gals run out of ideas and need to outsource. With Macy out of the office, Theda holds an open call for writers and gets a mixed bag to say the least!

Writer's Room

The Best Multi-Part Documentaries, with documentaries on Obama, Federer vs Nadal, the making of Star Wars, Netflix vs Blockbuster and more. Add episodes you're interested into your queue below!

Best Multi-Part Documentaries

The best episodes for anyone looking to learn more about topics such as happiness, fulfillment, depression and psychology/mental health in general. With interviews with industry experts, personal stories of individuals, this topic has lessons applicable to everyone. Add episodes you're interested into your queue below!