Ranked #1
How I Got Here
How I Got Here
In the debut episode, I cover what I can remember from the bender that was 2015 and the "sobriety" of 2016. The 2 years... Read more
21 Apr 2017
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54mins
Ranked #2
My Mom
My Mom
Recorded in the basement that I quit drugs and alcohol in, this episode is two days after Just for Laughs. My guest thi... Read more
14 Aug 2017
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1hr 2mins
Ranked #3
Porn
Porn
I'm 6 months into the podcast and I'm halfway home. I've returned from my western tour and I'm back in Toronto, 3 days ... Read more
4 Oct 2017
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1hr 4mins
Ranked #4
Gambling
Gambling
I bumped into my old drug dealer on the street and did he have a story for me. I also had a vicious cigarette craving d... Read more
30 Aug 2017
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1hr 3mins
Ranked #5
Our Own Worst Enemy
Our Own Worst Enemy
I'm on my 5th day off weed. It's not been a whole lot of fun, but I've had worse withdrawal symptoms in my life. My ve... Read more
21 Apr 2017
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54mins
Ranked #6
Finale
Finale
It's day 365 off Weed, day 335 off caffeine, day 304 off biting my nails, day 275 off cigarettes, day 244 off red meat, ... Read more
3 Apr 2018
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44mins
Ranked #7
420
420
I hit the record button at exactly 4:20pm on "420". It's day 20 off of weed and it's the biggest weed day of the year. ... Read more
21 Apr 2017
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54mins
Ranked #8
2 Years Off Booze/Christmas
2 Years Off Booze/Christmas
This past week marked 2 years off of booze. My 31st birthday. And a little known holiday called Christmas. I was awar... Read more
27 Dec 2017
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1hr 4mins
Ranked #9
Future Bird
Future Bird
I'm 31 days off of weed and 1 day off of caffeine. I cover the past week regarding, vivid dreams, answering FAQs, apolo... Read more
4 May 2017
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1hr 2mins
Ranked #10
Smartphone
Smartphone
There's less than one month left in season one and I'm on day 5 off of my smartphone. Another incredibly tempting night... Read more
6 Mar 2018
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1hr 5mins
Ranked #11
Cocaine Rats
Cocaine Rats
I somehow got food poisoning with all of my healthy eating. I also got a new tattoo and I was able to break out of a st... Read more
30 Jan 2018
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1hr 7mins
Ranked #12
Perfectionist
Perfectionist
The withdrawal of quitting sugar has eased up but I'm dreaming about pizza almost nightly. But there is good news, my a... Read more
16 Jan 2018
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54mins
Ranked #13
Death and the Flip Phone
Death and the Flip Phone
There's less than two weeks left in season one and an unexpected death nearly pushed me to drink. What would this podca... Read more
20 Mar 2018
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1hr 2mins
Ranked #14
White Powder Withdrawal
White Powder Withdrawal
I'm on day 3 off of sugar, and I am angry. The withdrawal from sugar is way more intense than I expected. On New Year'... Read more
8 Jan 2018
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1hr 10mins
Ranked #15
We Should Be Dead
We Should Be Dead
Look, if you aren't a fan of the intros where I'm sad and I feel bad for myself then you should just fast forward throug... Read more
1 Mar 2018
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1hr
Ranked #16
To Dusty, The Prostitute
To Dusty, The Prostitute
It's day 23 off of weed and I'm doing a little better. Finally getting some sleep, I'm having a more reasonable amount ... Read more
25 Apr 2017
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59mins
Ranked #17
Cigarettes
Cigarettes
The time has come. I'm day 3 off of cigarettes. Withdrawal, mood swings, screaming in a park in front of children and ... Read more
4 Jul 2017
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1hr 2mins
Ranked #18
Dairy
Dairy
I'm on day 3 off of dairy and I've done some research. Dairy has similar effects on the brain as opiates. I'm still on... Read more
12 Sep 2017
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55mins
Ranked #19
Oxycontin
Oxycontin
I'm 10 days off of social media and I feel less like a zombie already. I used my credit card and I'm not happy about it... Read more
13 Feb 2018
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58mins
Ranked #20
Credit Cards
Credit Cards
It's the start of a new month, so that means I quit something else. November is credit cards. I talk about having my c... Read more
6 Nov 2017
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56mins