The hockey world has given us NOTHING to talk about, so we'll make it up as we go along.

Episode 265: Grasping at Straws

The St. Louis Blues have had an extremely quiet offseason so far. So... is that it?

Episode 264: Just Jacksonville

The St. Louis Blues have finally made the 2G1C guys' dreams come true by drafting Dollar Bill (Dalobir) Dvorsky with the 10th overall pick. And how Swede the rest of the draft was, bringing in Otto Stenberg at 25 and Theo Lindstein at 29. But by drafting prospects instead of trading these picks, have the Blues set their timeline to compete back a bit? The guys will discuss in this draft episode.

Episode 263: Dollar Dollar Bill, Y'all (Take a Chance on Swedes!)

The St. Louis Blues weigh a massive trade, but Torey Krug seems to have killed it for now. So where does this leave St. Louis 72 hours before the draft? The guys gather for their first official "bonus episode" in ages to discuss just that!

Bonus Episode 14: We Don't Talk About Krug (No, No, No)

Episode 262: Poor Taste

Jordan Schmaltz

The St. Louis Blues are officially in the post postseason and have hired Mike Babcock's son. The Cardinals are really bad. The Golden Knights are really good. And don't worry, Jordan Schmaltz isn't dead, he's just not an NHL player anymore.

Episode 261: The Jordan Schmaltz Memorial Episode

Panger is leaving. Holy Jumpin', that sucks.Plus: -- Vegas is taking it to Florida-- Mike Babcock is back (ugh) -- Ian's trip to ChicagoDoes anyone even read these notes? Who knows. If you do, text me (Stephen) the word "Kiwi" sometime this week. I'll know why.

Panger is leaving. Holy Jumpin', that sucks. Plus: -- Vegas is taking it to Florida -- Mike Babcock is back (ugh) -- Ian's trip to Chicago Does anyone even read these notes? Who knows. If you do, text me (Stephen) the word "Kiwi" sometime this week. I'll know why.

Episode 260: The Ol' Nine o' Heartbreak

The Toronto Maple Leafs have decided on a GM by hiring the last guy who was fired. Typical. The guys are back! Enjoy this latest episode and visit our sponsors at thedrivingcrooner.com

The Toronto Maple Leafs have decided on a GM by hiring the last guy who was fired. Typical. The guys are back! Enjoy this latest episode and visit our sponsors at <a href="http://thedrivingcrooner.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">thedrivingcrooner.com</a>

Episode 259: Treliving La Vida Loca

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Episode 258: RIGGED!

The St. Louis Blues sign Leo Loof. And that's it. There's playoff stuff. And a whole lot more. Enjoy!

Episode 257: Bedardscrabble, Baby!

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Two Guys One Cup

The boys are back, discussing the Blues' five year deal with Colton Parayko, some other big extensions around the league, their projections for the Atlantic Division in the upcoming season, and thoughts from the Blues' prospect camp. Also, Five Minute Major returns, this time, addressing St. Louis' awful AHL situation.Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram @twoguysnocup

The boys are back, discussing the Blues' five year deal with Colton Parayko, some other big extensions around the league, their projections for the Atlantic Division in the upcoming season, and thoughts from the Blues' prospect camp. Also, Five Minute Major returns, this time, addressing St. Louis' awful AHL situation. Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram @twoguysnocup

Episode 3: Parayko And Prospects

The gents dive back in with some of the signings around the league, catch up on Ian's weekend at Lollapalooza, and hit the Metropolitan division. Then, they discuss whether St. Louis IS a country for Old Men, more specifically, whether they should sign a "super-veteran" the likes of Jaromir Jagr, Jarome Iginla, or Shane Doan.Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram @twoguysnocup

The gents dive back in with some of the signings around the league, catch up on Ian's weekend at Lollapalooza, and hit the Metropolitan division. Then, they discuss whether St. Louis IS a country for Old Men, more specifically, whether they should sign a "super-veteran" the likes of Jaromir Jagr, Jarome Iginla, or Shane Doan. Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram @twoguysnocup

Episode 4: Metro And Some Country for Old Men?

The St. Louis Blues have done the unthinkable. Not only did they battle back from a 3-2 series deficit, they won Game 7 in double OT!!! It was the most emotionally draining game the guys have ever watched (and maybe the best in Blues' history) and they're here to talk about it. It may not be their most coherent podcast, or their most energetic, but it damn sure is their happiest. Follow the Guys, on Twitter and Instagram @twoguysnocup, and be sure to subscribe and review wherever you get your podcasts!

The St. Louis Blues have done the unthinkable. Not only did they battle back from a 3-2 series deficit, they won Game 7 in double OT!!! It was the most emotionally draining game the guys have ever watched (and maybe the best in Blues' history) and they're here to talk about it. It may not be their most coherent podcast, or their most energetic, but it damn sure is their happiest. Follow the Guys, on Twitter and Instagram @twoguysnocup, and be sure to subscribe and review wherever you get your podcasts!

Playoff Episode 12: No More Tears!! Only DREAMS Now!!!

Step back from the ledge, St. Louis! The guys are here to help you through your St. Louis Blues' depression! This massive episode discusses one of the ugliest weeks of Blues hockey in recent memory, and then turns to our "State of the Blue-ion" address. We're all in this together, Blues' fam!

Episode 24: State of the Blue-ion

The St. Louis Blues are Stanley Cup Champions!!! This extra long episode starts with a ten minute reflection on how we got here, and then the guys discuss absolutely everything to do with the St. Louis Blues winning the Stanley Cup! That includes the Stanley Cup winning game, the Stanley Cup celebration, and the Stanley Cup parade! Did we mention the Blues mention the Stanley Cup?!?!?! Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram, @twoguysnocup, and be sure to subscribe and review to the show where you get your podcasts!

The St. Louis Blues are Stanley Cup Champions!!! This extra long episode starts with a ten minute reflection on how we got here, and then the guys discuss absolutely everything to do with the St. Louis Blues winning the Stanley Cup! That includes the Stanley Cup winning game, the Stanley Cup celebration, and the Stanley Cup parade! Did we mention the Blues mention the Stanley Cup?!?!?! Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram, @twoguysnocup, and be sure to subscribe and review to the show where you get your podcasts!

Playoff Extravaganza: The Gang Wins the Stanley Cup!!!

In the past week, the Blues have added Nikita Soshnikov, subtracted Paul Stastny, allowed eighteen goals, benched Patrik Berglund, blamed the fans, blamed themselves, blamed each other, and much, much more. The guys are here to talk about all of it, in this marathon episode that'll make you WISH you were running a marathon, because then at least your body would feel as much pain as the Blues make your heart feel... We hope our small contribution numbs your pain somewhat! Enjoy!

Episode 31: No Way, Yeo-se!

The boys return with a hulking episode, despite only two games to cover. The return of "Butthurt or Not Butthurt" kicks off a discussion of the current NHL Standings, the gents reflect on possible Blues' trade targets, they discuss the games against the Wild and Ducks, and they close with a celebration of Hall of Famer Paul Kariya's magnificent career. It's a long one, but if you make it to the end, we'll love you forever!

Episode 18: Strap In Folks

Fitting for the 2017-18 Blues and their extreme highs and lows, last week's episode at the end of a six game winning streak was promptly followed by our episode this week after four tough losses. Our friend Tommy Hummel from the Pop Culture Bombcast joins us as a guest co-host this week, the guys commiserate over the week that was. While there's still some hope for the Blues, you might not know it by listening to this episode, but we hope you enjoy anyway!

Episode 36: Nervous?! Who's Nervous!?

The guys return to discuss Blues 3, Winnipeg Jets 2... Wait, that can't be right, can it? No, it IS right! The Blues win game five, out of nowhere, and we don't know how to feel! Welcome to the roller coaster!Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram, @twoguysnocup, and subscribe to and review the podcast wherever you get it.

The guys return to discuss Blues 3, Winnipeg Jets 2... Wait, that can't be right, can it? No, it IS right! The Blues win game five, out of nowhere, and we don't know how to feel! Welcome to the roller coaster! Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram, @twoguysnocup, and subscribe to and review the podcast wherever you get it.

Playoff Episode 5: What's This?

The guys discuss the Jordan Binnington contract, Ken Campbell's stupidity, and the season that was... the incredible, ridiculous, wacky, preposterous season that was.Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram, @twoguysnocup, and be sure to subscribe and review wherever you get your podcasts.

The guys discuss the Jordan Binnington contract, Ken Campbell's stupidity, and the season that was... the incredible, ridiculous, wacky, preposterous season that was. Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram, @twoguysnocup, and be sure to subscribe and review wherever you get your podcasts.

Episode 86: Show Me Some Retrospect!

The boys thought they wouldn't have much to talk about, with only one game this week, so they went to the interwebs and asked for questions, and boy oh boy, did you deliver! The guys still managed to fill an hour with ramblings before turning to the mailbag, but once they did, the gloves came off! Is a hot dog a sandwich? Is water wet? Does Mike Yeo even know who Tage Thompson is? Those answers are all ahead in this jam packed double feature of an episode!

Episode 32: Two Guys One Mailbag!

 THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED ON FRIDAY NIGHT. The guys kept it in the can in case there was solid Taylor Hall news. We're releasing it now, meaning Taylor Hall will be traded by Sunday morning.   The guys return to discuss the Blues' weird week, the dominant return of Oskar Sundqvist, the future of Alex Pietrangelo, the past of Robby Fabbri, and much, much more. Please review and subscribe to the podcast wherever you get it. Follow the guys on Instagram, @twoguysnocup

THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED ON FRIDAY NIGHT. The guys kept it in the can in case there was solid Taylor Hall news. We're releasing it now, meaning Taylor Hall will be traded by Sunday morning. The guys return to discuss the Blues' weird week, the dominant return of Oskar Sundqvist, the future of Alex Pietrangelo, the past of Robby Fabbri, and much, much more. Please review and subscribe to the podcast wherever you get it. Follow the guys on Instagram, @twoguysnocup

Episode 106: 4 Da Kidz

The guys return to discuss four very different games from the St. Louis Blues. It was down, it was up, it was atrocious, it was delicious, and the guys devour it all. Plus, they talk about Allen, Fabbri, Faulk, and more! Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram, @twoguysnocup, and be sure to subscribe and review wherever you get your podcasts.

The guys return to discuss four very different games from the St. Louis Blues. It was down, it was up, it was atrocious, it was delicious, and the guys devour it all. Plus, they talk about Allen, Fabbri, Faulk, and more! Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram, @twoguysnocup, and be sure to subscribe and review wherever you get your podcasts.

Episode 99: Didn't Say a Word

The guys return for their mega-mega-sega-dega-mega-mega episode! It's the 100th episode! It's also the 133rd episode! It's also their third annual Halloween Spooktacular! Vladimir Tarasenko is gone, but the Blues will persevere. The guys discuss everything, and then they discuss even more! Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram, @twoguysnocup, and be sure to review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.

The guys return for their mega-mega-sega-dega-mega-mega episode! It's the 100th episode! It's also the 133rd episode! It's also their third annual Halloween Spooktacular! Vladimir Tarasenko is gone, but the Blues will persevere. The guys discuss everything, and then they discuss even more! Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram, @twoguysnocup, and be sure to review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.

Episode 100: Spooktacular III: Our 133rd Episode

WARNING: The guys get heated in this episode, and there is some (though not a lot)of explicit language in this episode. So you've been warned! The guys give their thoughts on two losses to the Penguins and Predators, and give an extensive discussion of the total collapse in Nashville. Both guys are fired up in this episode, so prepare for some no holds barred podcasting.

Episode 29: We're Angry!

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Playoff Episode 17: Western. Conference. Champions.

The St. Louis Blues are Stanley Cup Champions.

Playoff Episode 24: Gloria!!!!!

Bonjour! Have you ever wanted to travel to France? Well, if you had very, very low expectations for your trip, you'll think you were there listening to the guys in this jam-packed episode! They kick off with a discussion of the return of Mike Fisher, and then take an in-depth look at 25 years of Gary Bettman. They move on to Blues news talking trades, the Montreal win, and the Boston loss. There are peaks and valleys along the way, and oh so much beautiful French! Merci beaucoup for listening!

Episode 27: Sacre Blues!

The boys discuss three big games this week, including a hallmark win against the Blackhawks on Wednesday Night! They'll also debut a new segment where they discuss who's for real and who's faking it in the standings after a few weeks.Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram @twoguysnocup

The boys discuss three big games this week, including a hallmark win against the Blackhawks on Wednesday Night! They'll also debut a new segment where they discuss who's for real and who's faking it in the standings after a few weeks. Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram @twoguysnocup

Episode 12: A Big Win on Wednesday Night

The guys beg the Blues, they BEG the Blues to get the job done and win this thing. LET'S!! GO!! BLUES!!! Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram, @twoguysnocup, and be sure to subscribe to the podcast and review it wherever you listen!

The guys beg the Blues, they BEG the Blues to get the job done and win this thing. LET'S!! GO!! BLUES!!! Follow the guys on Twitter and Instagram, @twoguysnocup, and be sure to subscribe to the podcast and review it wherever you listen!

Playoff Episode 23: PLEASE!!

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