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Oz 9

Spring 2142 and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. As soon as they find one. IF they find ... Read more

Warning: This podcast is a series podcast

This means episodes are recommended to be heard in order from the very start. Here's the 10 best episodes of the series anyway though!

Ranked #1

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episode one: What the f&#* is that smell??

episode one: What the f&#* is that smell??

On an otherwise unexceptional Tuesday in 2042, Gated Galaxies fired off 400 of its Oz 8000™ ships, each with 50,000 “res... Read more

18 Nov 2018

17mins

Ranked #2

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episode twenty-one: You're not getting a tombstone

episode twenty-one: You're not getting a tombstone

You're never going to guess what's going on aboard the Oz 9... Well, yes, you're right, they are in danger of their live... Read more

18 Aug 2019

22mins

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episode twenty-nine: A rather amorous gecko

episode twenty-nine: A rather amorous gecko

Episode 29, in which we learn the meaning of the Scottish slang word "boaking." Repeatedly. In vivid color. In this epis... Read more

15 Dec 2019

28mins

Ranked #4

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episode twenty-eight: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship

episode twenty-eight: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship

An episode so full of unexpected twist and turns, you should probably schedule an appointment with your chiropractor now... Read more

1 Dec 2019

23mins

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episode two: I had a cake all to meself

episode two: I had a cake all to meself

Still smoking from the launch pad, our band of space explorers can't quite get a grip on this whole "survival" idea. So ... Read more

24 Nov 2018

12mins

Ranked #6

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episode twenty-six: The death of Karen

episode twenty-six: The death of Karen

Earth is starting to feel the loss of its most dependable consumers, it's chaos all 'round, and I got a fricking paper c... Read more

3 Nov 2019

22mins

Ranked #7

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episode twenty-seven: Too chiseled to burn

episode twenty-seven: Too chiseled to burn

Does it sometimes seem like everything that is trying to kill you wants to talk to you about it first? I mean, I don't r... Read more

17 Nov 2019

22mins

Ranked #8

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episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers

episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers

'Allo, little piggies!  The notorious assassin le Bichon Frise is circling our crew like a vulture who hopes his prey dr... Read more

19 May 2019

18mins

Ranked #9

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episode twenty-five: Hey, Doc, can I pet this?

episode twenty-five: Hey, Doc, can I pet this?

Leet's in Dr. von Haber Zetzer's lab, and you know no good can come of that. Colin is lethally in need of a nap, and the... Read more

13 Oct 2019

23mins

Ranked #10

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episode seventeen: So the deed could not be done

episode seventeen: So the deed could not be done

The episode that finally answers the critical question: why do robots climb like cows? There's an arm under the sofa, Je... Read more

2 Jun 2019

25mins

Ranked #11

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episode twenty-two: It wasn't an olive

episode twenty-two: It wasn't an olive

Name three animals that can see in the dark. What happens when an animal that couldn't... suddenly can? Given that it's ... Read more

1 Sep 2019

24mins

Ranked #12

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episode twenty-four: Is it really an esophagus anymore?

episode twenty-four: Is it really an esophagus anymore?

There's an assassin in memory storage ... that's just not something you hear every day, is it? Colin's eaten a highly qu... Read more

29 Sep 2019

23mins

Ranked #13

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episode eighteen: I speak a little oregano

episode eighteen: I speak a little oregano

You know that one colleague at work who is just hopeless? Tries earnestly to do the job, help out, and be useful, but us... Read more

16 Jun 2019

21mins

Ranked #14

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episode three: Great heaving chesticles

episode three: Great heaving chesticles

Have you ever thrown the last of your milkshake out the car window, only to have it splat on the windshield of the car b... Read more

4 Dec 2018

13mins

Ranked #15

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episode seventeen and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo

episode seventeen and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo

It's that kind of day, innit? One minute, you're out having a quick ciggie next to the tip, and then the world goes all ... Read more

9 Jun 2019

17mins

Ranked #16

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episode twenty: In space, no one can hear you stupid

episode twenty: In space, no one can hear you stupid

Somewhere aboard the Oz 9, a bomb is ticking. Actually, a crap-ton of things are going wrong aboard the Oz 9; this is ju... Read more

14 Jul 2019

27mins

Ranked #17

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episode fifteen: Heroic Running!

episode fifteen: Heroic Running!

Here's a shocker: the Oz 9 crew's lives are in danger. Suffocation, toxic gas, a loose assassin, the risk of being crush... Read more

5 May 2019

22mins

Ranked #18

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episode twelve: A bucket full of mime

episode twelve: A bucket full of mime

A pod has popped open, and something is roaming loose aboard the Oz 9. Something silent.... but ... deadly? Jessie, Capt... Read more

24 Mar 2019

17mins

Ranked #19

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episode nineteen: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint

episode nineteen: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint

If you've ever been in mortal peril, you know the most crucial decision you'll make in that situation is your choice of ... Read more

30 Jun 2019

23mins

Ranked #20

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episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles

episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles

It's Day Two And we're as startled as you are that anyone's still alive. Day two on the Oz 9 sees the crew celebrating f... Read more

10 Mar 2019

15mins

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