Ranked #1
episode one: What the f&#* is that smell??
episode one: What the f&#* is that smell??
On an otherwise unexceptional Tuesday in 2042, Gated Galaxies fired off 400 of its Oz 8000™ ships, each with 50,000 “res... Read more
18 Nov 2018
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17mins
Ranked #2
episode twenty-one: You're not getting a tombstone
episode twenty-one: You're not getting a tombstone
You're never going to guess what's going on aboard the Oz 9... Well, yes, you're right, they are in danger of their live... Read more
18 Aug 2019
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22mins
Ranked #3
episode twenty-nine: A rather amorous gecko
episode twenty-nine: A rather amorous gecko
Episode 29, in which we learn the meaning of the Scottish slang word "boaking." Repeatedly. In vivid color. In this epis... Read more
15 Dec 2019
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28mins
Ranked #4
episode twenty-eight: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship
episode twenty-eight: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship
An episode so full of unexpected twist and turns, you should probably schedule an appointment with your chiropractor now... Read more
1 Dec 2019
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23mins
Ranked #5
episode two: I had a cake all to meself
episode two: I had a cake all to meself
Still smoking from the launch pad, our band of space explorers can't quite get a grip on this whole "survival" idea. So ... Read more
24 Nov 2018
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12mins
Ranked #6
episode twenty-six: The death of Karen
episode twenty-six: The death of Karen
Earth is starting to feel the loss of its most dependable consumers, it's chaos all 'round, and I got a fricking paper c... Read more
3 Nov 2019
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22mins
Ranked #7
episode twenty-seven: Too chiseled to burn
episode twenty-seven: Too chiseled to burn
Does it sometimes seem like everything that is trying to kill you wants to talk to you about it first? I mean, I don't r... Read more
17 Nov 2019
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22mins
Ranked #8
episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers
episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers
'Allo, little piggies! The notorious assassin le Bichon Frise is circling our crew like a vulture who hopes his prey dr... Read more
19 May 2019
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18mins
Ranked #9
episode twenty-five: Hey, Doc, can I pet this?
episode twenty-five: Hey, Doc, can I pet this?
Leet's in Dr. von Haber Zetzer's lab, and you know no good can come of that. Colin is lethally in need of a nap, and the... Read more
13 Oct 2019
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23mins
Ranked #10
episode seventeen: So the deed could not be done
episode seventeen: So the deed could not be done
The episode that finally answers the critical question: why do robots climb like cows? There's an arm under the sofa, Je... Read more
2 Jun 2019
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25mins
Ranked #11
episode twenty-two: It wasn't an olive
episode twenty-two: It wasn't an olive
Name three animals that can see in the dark. What happens when an animal that couldn't... suddenly can? Given that it's ... Read more
1 Sep 2019
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24mins
Ranked #12
episode twenty-four: Is it really an esophagus anymore?
episode twenty-four: Is it really an esophagus anymore?
There's an assassin in memory storage ... that's just not something you hear every day, is it? Colin's eaten a highly qu... Read more
29 Sep 2019
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23mins
Ranked #13
episode eighteen: I speak a little oregano
episode eighteen: I speak a little oregano
You know that one colleague at work who is just hopeless? Tries earnestly to do the job, help out, and be useful, but us... Read more
16 Jun 2019
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21mins
Ranked #14
episode three: Great heaving chesticles
episode three: Great heaving chesticles
Have you ever thrown the last of your milkshake out the car window, only to have it splat on the windshield of the car b... Read more
4 Dec 2018
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13mins
Ranked #15
episode seventeen and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo
episode seventeen and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo
It's that kind of day, innit? One minute, you're out having a quick ciggie next to the tip, and then the world goes all ... Read more
9 Jun 2019
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17mins
Ranked #16
episode twenty: In space, no one can hear you stupid
episode twenty: In space, no one can hear you stupid
Somewhere aboard the Oz 9, a bomb is ticking. Actually, a crap-ton of things are going wrong aboard the Oz 9; this is ju... Read more
14 Jul 2019
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27mins
Ranked #17
episode fifteen: Heroic Running!
episode fifteen: Heroic Running!
Here's a shocker: the Oz 9 crew's lives are in danger. Suffocation, toxic gas, a loose assassin, the risk of being crush... Read more
5 May 2019
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22mins
Ranked #18
episode twelve: A bucket full of mime
episode twelve: A bucket full of mime
A pod has popped open, and something is roaming loose aboard the Oz 9. Something silent.... but ... deadly? Jessie, Capt... Read more
24 Mar 2019
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17mins
Ranked #19
episode nineteen: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint
episode nineteen: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint
If you've ever been in mortal peril, you know the most crucial decision you'll make in that situation is your choice of ... Read more
30 Jun 2019
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23mins
Ranked #20
episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles
episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles
It's Day Two And we're as startled as you are that anyone's still alive. Day two on the Oz 9 sees the crew celebrating f... Read more
10 Mar 2019
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15mins