It's been a minute since our last episode, so this is just a catch up episode.

It's been a minute since our last episode, so this is just a catch up episode.

You Announced You’re An Asshole, And You’re Continuing To Be One

In this episode we touch on the rising prices of our every day products, followed by a couple great stories from our listeners.

In this episode we touch on the rising prices of our every day products, followed by a couple great stories from our listeners.

Face Shot By A Portuguese Water Dog

After a few months off for personal reasons, we're back and just filling you in on what we've been up to while we were gone.

After a few months off for personal reasons, we're back and just filling you in on what we've been up to while we were gone.

Back At It Again, Bitches

We will be taking a break, but we will be back in a couple of months.  

We will be taking a break, but we will be back in a couple of months.

I Didn’t Work This Hard For Santa To Come Swooping In

I Don’t Go Around Breaking People’s Toilets

How You Gonna Say ”Poor Harvey?”

It’s ”House” Dude!

Our special Halloween episode this year, we read to you some creepy pasta stories.

Our special Halloween episode this year, we read to you some creepy pasta stories.

Creepy Pasta

This one has a funny story about one of our client's, we discuss some personal stuff going on, and we talk about shampoos.

This one has a funny story about one of our client's, we discuss some personal stuff going on, and we talk about shampoos.

I’m Her Groomer In Vegas... Well, I Was...

Another episode that is all over the place, enjoy!

Another episode that is all over the place, enjoy!

You’re Just Gonna Break Their Plumbing Anyways

Welcome and thank you for choosing to spend your grooming hour with Sh*t on the Table. We are a Podcast for Dog Groomers by Dog Groomers. We are an opinion based podcast who talk about our day to day events or just shoot the sh*t about grooming topics. Please enjoy.

Sh*t on the Table

Today is all about puppy cuts, hair splinters and inhaling food. Also, enjoy our first story from a listener!

Today is all about puppy cuts, hair splinters and inhaling food. Also, enjoy our first story from a listener!

Do I Give Off That Vibe....?

Older dogs, having to shit mid groom and other awesome topics. Have fun while we talk about miscellaneous topics about dog grooming. 

Older dogs, having to shit mid groom and other awesome topics. Have fun while we talk about miscellaneous topics about dog grooming.

Seniors, insta shits with a nip slip

This was all about us and Shampoo. We had more topics but got stuck on one. Enjoy.

This was all about us and Shampoo. We had more topics but got stuck on one. Enjoy.

Juices Are Flowing, Literally

On to some serious topics this week: To do or not to do, Mental Health importance and being Ghosted!!

On to some serious topics this week: To do or not to do, Mental Health importance and being Ghosted!!

My Favorite Word 

Today's episode topics are dog deformities, being nice to one another, nail polish and sharing a story. Enjoy.

Today's episode topics are dog deformities, being nice to one another, nail polish and sharing a story. Enjoy.

Bleeding Your Own Blood

Shiba Inus

In this episode we discuss products, frothing, personal discounts, and pasadena!  Enjoy!

In this episode we discuss products, frothing, personal discounts, and pasadena!  Enjoy!

I'm Allergic to Shiba Inus

In this episode we discuss the upcoming convention in Pasadena, and we read some of our listener's questions and stories.  See you all in Pasadena!

In this episode we discuss the upcoming convention in Pasadena, and we read some of our listener's questions and stories.  See you all in Pasadena!

Chuggin' Nyquil like Lil' Wayne

Drunk Off Exhaustion

Great opportunities,  commentary about a video we saw and some amazing stories. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook 

Great opportunities,  commentary about a video we saw and some amazing stories. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook

I'm being Polite and Respectful, like a Good Little Girl

This episode is just a hodge-podge of shit, enjoy. 

This episode is just a hodge-podge of shit, enjoy.

My Husband Tried To Kill Me

Vaccines, bulldogs and more. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook at Sh*t on the Table. Send your stories to groomerhumor@gmail.com

Vaccines, bulldogs and more. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook at Sh*t on the Table. Send your stories to groomerhumor@gmail.com

People Are Going To Start Emailing AA Pamphlets 

We talk about gift giving, and scheduling mishaps. We also have 2 stories from our listeners. Send your stories to groomerhumor@gmail.com. Follow us on Insta and facebook 

We talk about gift giving, and scheduling mishaps. We also have 2 stories from our listeners. Send your stories to <a href="mailto:groomerhumor@gmail.com">groomerhumor@gmail.com</a>. Follow us on Insta and facebook

Brought To You By Tequila

In this episode we continue the 1099/w2 topic.  We also discussed the proper way to address health issues with their owners.  And finally we finished up with a couple of stories from out listeners.  Please remember to submit any topic requests or stories of your own to groomerhumor@gmail.com

In this episode we continue the 1099/w2 topic.  We also discussed the proper way to address health issues with their owners.  And finally we finished up with a couple of stories from out listeners.  Please remember to submit any topic requests or stories of your own to groomerhumor@gmail.com

Daddy!  Look At All The Hair!  Look, Daddy!

We continue discussing how the lockdown affects our industry, and discuss how we can safely attempt getting back to work.

We continue discussing how the lockdown affects our industry, and discuss how we can safely attempt getting back to work.

So What?!  Maybe I Wanna Get Fat.

As the Covid-19 pandemic continues, we discuss how we're spending our free time.

As the Covid-19 pandemic continues, we discuss how we're spending our free time.

Awwwwww... This Bitch Has An Oreo...

In this episode, we discuss the Covid 19 pandemic and how it is affecting our lives, and discuss a story sent in by a listener.

In this episode, we discuss the Covid 19 pandemic and how it is affecting our lives, and discuss a story sent in by a listener.

Ohhhh... Are These Hair Splinters Arousing You??

Today's episode covers buying houses, and taking a deeper look into our grooming businesses.

Today's episode covers buying houses, and taking a deeper look into our grooming businesses.

So, I'm Gonna Be Very Candid Right Now...

After spending the week in Pasadena for Groom Expo West, we're back to share with you our experience (continued)

After spending the week in Pasadena for Groom Expo West, we're back to share with you our experience (continued)

The Joys of Pasadena Part 2

After spending the week in Pasadena for Groom Expo West, we're back to share with you our experience.

After spending the week in Pasadena for Groom Expo West, we're back to share with you our experience.

The Joys of Pasadena Part 1

Enjoy our take on SuperZoo the Las Vegas Grooming Convention. 

Enjoy our take on SuperZoo the Las Vegas Grooming Convention.

Tequila, Piercings and Karaoke - A SuperZoo Special  

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The best podcast episodes on physical health. Episodes talk about your diet, sleep, exercise and all the things that people do to improve their physical health and live a healthier life. This topic is for everyone, with applications in all of our everyday lives. Add episodes you're interested into your queue below!