Russ Clarke

OnlyFans; Fan Mail; "MGTOW"; Wendi walks out; 2020 in Review

OnlyFans; Fan Mail; "MGTOW"; Wendi walks out; 2020 in Review

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #199 - “Eight out of Ten" w/ Russ Clarke

The End of "Leather &amp; Lace"; Tribute Bands; Name droppers; Fan Boys.   MyCFIAcademy.com   Dave Koz - "Linus Loves Lucy"

The End of "Leather &amp; Lace"; Tribute Bands; Name droppers; Fan Boys. <a href="http://MyCFIAcademy.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MyCFIAcademy.com</a> Dave Koz - "Linus Loves Lucy"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #198 - "Do You Know Who That Is?" w/ Russ Clarke

Ashley Pontius

Wendi stops in via Zoom; Coming Movie "Normal"; Wendi tries Zoom speed dating; Marvel update.   Beatmas - "Jingle Bell Rock"

Wendi stops in via Zoom; Coming Movie "Normal"; Wendi tries Zoom speed dating; Marvel update. Beatmas - "Jingle Bell Rock"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #197 - "Echo from Wendi" w/ Ashley Pontius

Ashley hit the weed; Our Urban dictionary makes TV; Ashley's Smart Car.   Porky Pig - "Blue Christmas

Ashley hit the weed; Our Urban dictionary makes TV; Ashley's Smart Car. Porky Pig - "Blue Christmas

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #196 - "Creative Juices" w/ Ashley Pontius

Robin Hazel

The five year update; Independent Wendi; Wendi's jobs; New Tattoo for Wendi.   The Red Wine Effect - "Better With my Best Friend"

The five year update; Independent Wendi; Wendi's jobs; New Tattoo for Wendi. The Red Wine Effect - "Better With my Best Friend"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #195 w/ Robin Hazel - "Five Year Foreskin Update"

Anti-social from way back; Robin drops a grenade; Open mic @ The State Theater   Cinder Road - "One"

Anti-social from way back; Robin drops a grenade; Open mic @ The State Theater Cinder Road - "One"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #194 w/ Robin Hazel - "The Sack Pack"

House of Cards; Kevin Spacey; Wendi the librarian; Country Music Men; Jared and Katie Hot Seat; STILL dealing with the China Virus!    Western Son Vodka   Fives - "Heart &amp; Thunder"

House of Cards; Kevin Spacey; Wendi the librarian; Country Music Men; Jared and Katie Hot Seat; STILL dealing with the China Virus!  Western Son Vodka Fives - "Heart &amp; Thunder"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #193 - "Two Girls, One Mic" w/ Jared Noc and Katie J

The Sausage weekend; The mud tent; Wendi's hearing voices; Oliver interrupts!   Western Son Vodka   Cinder Road - "The Devil Made Me Do It"

The Sausage weekend; The mud tent; Wendi's hearing voices; Oliver interrupts! Western Son Vodka Cinder Road - "The Devil Made Me Do It"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #192 - "Skeet Shooting and B-F*cking" w/ Just Us!

Jay Rohlfing

Bob Delmont

Young Jay's start; The Chopped Champion; Behind the scenes; Chocolate chip cookies; Jay &amp; Bob Hot Seat each other.   Jay's place:  Cunningham's of Towson Hear Bob every mid-day on WPOC   Brian Jack - "Wind"

Young Jay's start; The Chopped Champion; Behind the scenes; Chocolate chip cookies; Jay &amp; Bob Hot Seat each other. Jay's place:  <a href="https://www.cunninghamstowson.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Cunningham's of </a><a href="https://www.cunninghamstowson.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Towson</a> Hear Bob every mid-day on <a href="https://wpoc.iheart.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">WPOC</a> Brian Jack - "Wind"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #191 - "Jay & Silent Bob" w/ Jay Rohlfing & guest host Bob Delmont

The Towson Roundabout; Friday nights in Iowa; Four channels on TV; Atari 2600; kids; our painted ladies; Balls teaches gambling; Balls and the 'Rona.   Jay's place:  Cunningham's of Towson Hear Bob every mid-day on WPOC Child's Play - "Pay Your Dues"

The Towson Roundabout; Friday nights in Iowa; Four channels on TV; Atari 2600; kids; our painted ladies; Balls teaches gambling; Balls and the 'Rona. Jay's place:  <a href="https://www.cunninghamstowson.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Cunningham's of </a><a href="https://www.cunninghamstowson.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Towson</a> Hear Bob every mid-day on <a href="https://wpoc.iheart.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">WPOC</a> Child's Play - "Pay Your Dues"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #190 - "Missing Paco" w/ Jay Rohlfing & guest host Bob Delmont

Created from being on the road producing comedy shows, the conversations and nonsense between Paco and Balls plus any comedians or fans that were crazy enough to jump in the car for these shenanigans! We figured a podcast was a great way to share the good times so please don't keep hands and feet inside the vehicle and enjoy the ride with Stefan Subotich (Paco) , Eric Jolicoeur (Balls) and Wendi Townsend (Wendi)

They owe me new pants because I peed myself from laughing.

New Pants

Love tuning in to this podcast twice a month! hoping it will go to weekly!

Piss your pants hillarious

Paco's Got Balls Featuring Wendi

Kristine Klebrowski

Our three bared besties welcome Paco’s Got Balls super fan Kristine Klebrowski to the booth, who, along with Producer Mike, tell the story of how they met back in the days of Yahoo! Plus, Mike’s main squeeze Kim returns! With Paco and Wendi off the rails, Balls brings in the reigns to recap Wendi’s recent show at Snifters. Then Balls discusses a new publicity stunt involving chocolate dicks in the mail. Wendi gives an update on a former guest and discusses a recent successful show with Baltimore comedian Abby Mello. Then Producer Mike queues up the messages we’ve received from YOU, the listeners! And things wrap up with a hot seat featuring Krissy, where she talks about why she listens to the show and her musical passions. Tags: Krissy, Kim, Chocolate Dicks, Abby Mello, Kelly's Dream, Snifters, User Voicemails, Rat, Hair Metal, Child’s Play, Brian Jack, Journey, Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic, Bohemian Rhapsody

Our three bared besties welcome Paco’s Got Balls super fan Kristine Klebrowski to the booth, who, along with Producer Mike, tell the story of how they met back in the days of Yahoo! Plus, Mike’s main squeeze Kim returns! With Paco and Wendi off the rails, Balls brings in the reigns to recap Wendi’s recent show at Snifters. Then Balls discusses a new publicity stunt involving chocolate dicks in the mail. Wendi gives an update on a former guest and discusses a recent successful show with Baltimore comedian Abby Mello. Then Producer Mike queues up the messages we’ve received from YOU, the listeners! And things wrap up with a hot seat featuring Krissy, where she talks about why she listens to the show and her musical passions. Tags: Krissy, Kim, Chocolate Dicks, Abby Mello, Kelly's Dream, Snifters, User Voicemails, Rat, Hair Metal, Child’s Play, Brian Jack, Journey, Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic, Bohemian Rhapsody

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #126 “Drunk and Topless” with Kristine Klebrowski

Izzie Arrizza

The hills of Kingsville Maryland are alive with the sound of music, then we welcome local musician and writer Izzie Arrizza to the studio! After Balls gets interrogated about his deviant shopping spree, Izzy talks about her upcoming album and then belts out some Aerosmith. Balls and Wendi describe a confrontation at a local eatery, and Wendi and Izzie make plans for a night of jamming. The team chats about a new Netflix show and soon Izzie gets the hot seat to discuss her Instagram, her family, her career, and her music. Tags: Izzie Arrizza, The Collective Cadillac Needs Space to Roam, Neither New Nor Vintage, Dream On, Aerosmith, Kate Blanchette, Grunge, Punk Rock, Doors, Butt Plugs, Neflix, Dirt, Motley Crew, Baltimore Sun, Gwen Stefani, Shirley Manson, Alanis Morissette

The hills of Kingsville Maryland are alive with the sound of music, then we welcome local musician and writer Izzie Arrizza to the studio! After Balls gets interrogated about his deviant shopping spree, Izzy talks about her upcoming album and then belts out some Aerosmith. Balls and Wendi describe a confrontation at a local eatery, and Wendi and Izzie make plans for a night of jamming. The team chats about a new Netflix show and soon Izzie gets the hot seat to discuss her Instagram, her family, her career, and her music. Tags: Izzie Arrizza, The Collective Cadillac Needs Space to Roam, Neither New Nor Vintage, Dream On, Aerosmith, Kate Blanchette, Grunge, Punk Rock, Doors, Butt Plugs, Neflix, Dirt, Motley Crew, Baltimore Sun, Gwen Stefani, Shirley Manson, Alanis Morissette

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #107 - “Gettin’ Izzie Wit It” - with Izzie Arrizza

Mickey Cucchiella

On this night before Thanksgiving, the boys welcome returning guest, 98 Rock alum and Baltimore comedian Mickey Cucchiella! It’s a merry old time when Mickey describes his great harvest celebrations of Thanksgivings past. Paco details some of his own holiday history, and talks about a particularly mischievous night of swashbuckling. Then Paco and Balls recount their Royal Farms incident with Walker Hayes and a $40 of friend chicken. The holidays at the studio wouldn’t be quite complete with an update on Balls’ foreskin, and Mickey suggests Balls may have a subconscious fixation. Finally we wrap up with Balls and Paco’s weekend skeet shooting trip.   Tags: Thanksgiving, Mickey Cucchiella, Turkey, Green Bean Casserole, Royal Farms, Walker Hayes, Chicken, Skeet Shooting, 4-wheeling, Break-in story, cocaine, foreskin, fetish, Never Never, WKRP, Turkey Drop

On this night before Thanksgiving, the boys welcome returning guest, 98 Rock alum and Baltimore comedian Mickey Cucchiella! It’s a merry old time when Mickey describes his great harvest celebrations of Thanksgivings past. Paco details some of his own holiday history, and talks about a particularly mischievous night of swashbuckling. Then Paco and Balls recount their Royal Farms incident with Walker Hayes and a <a href="https://www.facebook.com/?sk=h_chr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">$40</a> of friend chicken. The holidays at the studio wouldn’t be quite complete with an update on Balls’ foreskin, and Mickey suggests Balls may have a subconscious fixation. Finally we wrap up with Balls and Paco’s weekend skeet shooting trip. Tags: Thanksgiving, Mickey Cucchiella, Turkey, Green Bean Casserole, Royal Farms, Walker Hayes, Chicken, Skeet Shooting, 4-wheeling, Break-in story, cocaine, foreskin, fetish, Never Never, WKRP, Turkey Drop

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #143 - "Of Turkey Necks and Scrotum Skin” - with Mickey Cucchiella 

Jesse Invernizzi

In the first show of 2020, Paco is joined by returning guest and best friend Jesse Invernizzi, who goes toe-to-toe with Balls on the the telephone in a battle to win Paco’s heart. Balls reviews Frozen 2, and the gang predicts the fate of the Baltimore Ravens. After discussing the most heinous hygiene mishaps, Balls is dropped in favor of a call to the ravishing Wendi Townsend, who helps Jesse rationalize an adventurous kink. Soon the gang gushes about Watchmen, The Boys, Umbrella Academy, and Paco debates ditching the Witcher and subscribing to Disney Plus.   TAGS: Jesse Invernizzi, Frozen 2, Disney Plus, Ravens, Hygiene, Eating Ass, Wendi Townsend, Watchmen, The Boys, His Dark Materials, HBO, Umbrella Academy, The Mindhunter, The Witcher, Bootcamp

In the first show of 2020, Paco is joined by returning guest and best friend Jesse Invernizzi, who goes toe-to-toe with Balls on the the telephone in a battle to win Paco’s heart. Balls reviews Frozen 2, and the gang predicts the fate of the Baltimore Ravens. After discussing the most heinous hygiene mishaps, Balls is dropped in favor of a call to the ravishing Wendi Townsend, who helps Jesse rationalize an adventurous kink. Soon the gang gushes about Watchmen, The Boys, Umbrella Academy, and Paco debates ditching the Witcher and subscribing to Disney Plus. TAGS: Jesse Invernizzi, Frozen 2, Disney Plus, Ravens, Hygiene, Eating Ass, Wendi Townsend, Watchmen, The Boys, His Dark Materials, HBO, Umbrella Academy, The Mindhunter, The Witcher, Bootcamp

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #148 - “Me, You, and Frozen 2” with Jesse Invernizzi 

Mark Riccadonna

Balls drops in for a brand new year with fan-favorite returning guest Mark Riccadonna in tow! First, Balls weighs in on the topic of last week’s episode, and Paco nobly defends their collective weirdness. Then we mourn the recent loss of the OG Vodka Machine Gun, and get an in-depth explanation of how they are made. After a provocative Paco drug story involving a pool, Balls recounts a particularly intrepid road show with a gang of rapscallions. The boys dole out more T-Shirts, some plans are discussed for Producer Mike’s modeling opportunity with Jen Seidel, and soon Mark talks about his enchanting new gig with an obscure multimedia corporation. Tags: Mark Riccadonna, Vodka Machine Gun, Foreskin, Blow, Connecticut, Vomit, T-Shirt Time, Jen Seidel, Producer Mike, Disney, Mr. Philadelphia, Wayne Newton, Ted Danson, Europe, The Final Countdown

Balls drops in for a brand new year with fan-favorite returning guest Mark Riccadonna in tow! First, Balls weighs in on the topic of last week’s episode, and Paco nobly defends their collective weirdness. Then we mourn the recent loss of the OG Vodka Machine Gun, and get an in-depth explanation of how they are made. After a provocative Paco drug story involving a pool, Balls recounts a particularly intrepid road show with a gang of rapscallions. The boys dole out more T-Shirts, some plans are discussed for Producer Mike’s modeling opportunity with Jen Seidel, and soon Mark talks about his enchanting new gig with an obscure multimedia corporation. Tags: Mark Riccadonna, Vodka Machine Gun, Foreskin, Blow, Connecticut, Vomit, T-Shirt Time, Jen Seidel, Producer Mike, Disney, Mr. Philadelphia, Wayne Newton, Ted Danson, Europe, The Final Countdown

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #149 - “The Whorin’ 20s” with Mark Riccadonna 

Alexis Barone

The multi-talented Alexis Barone is back, this time with fried Yuletide confections for a holly jolly Paco and Balls. First up, we chat about some of the most gut wrenching scenes on the silver screen. Alexis tells us about her upcoming projects, and the boys reach out to Wendi, who talks Joan Jett and Oreos. Next we get a few hilarious new voicemails, and talk about what we hate about the holidays. Finally Alexis gets the ole’ hot seat, and talks about her favorite actors, her martial arts skills, success as a creative, and the upcoming film, Lion’s Den.   Tags: Alexis Barone, Christmas, Fried Oreos, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Human Centipede, Requiem for a Dream, Misery, Deliverance, Matt Cannon, Robert Downey Junior, Martial Arts, Hard Candy, Juno, Brohemian Rhapsody, James Finn, IKEA, Blockbuster Video, Matthew McConaughey, Shailene Woodley, Lion’s Den, Rob Fahey, Greg Marsh, Greyt Christmas

The multi-talented Alexis Barone is back, this time with fried Yuletide confections for a holly jolly Paco and Balls. First up, we chat about some of the most gut wrenching scenes on the silver screen. Alexis tells us about her upcoming projects, and the boys reach out to Wendi, who talks Joan Jett and Oreos. Next we get a few hilarious new voicemails, and talk about what we hate about the holidays. Finally Alexis gets the ole’ hot seat, and talks about her favorite actors, her martial arts skills, success as a creative, and the upcoming film, Lion’s Den. Tags: Alexis Barone, Christmas, Fried Oreos, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Human Centipede, Requiem for a Dream, Misery, Deliverance, Matt Cannon, Robert Downey Junior, Martial Arts, Hard Candy, Juno, Brohemian Rhapsody, James Finn, IKEA, Blockbuster Video, Matthew McConaughey, Shailene Woodley, Lion’s Den, Rob Fahey, Greg Marsh, Greyt Christmas

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #146 - “The Human Centi-Paco” with Alexis Barone 

Mike Quindlen

The Brohemian Rhapsody boys are back in a side-splitting episode with a hilariously tormented Mike Quindlen, still begrudgingly filling in for Paco! After Balls and Dave Draper talk about our recent prank on the Graveyard Goonz, Quindlen rages against former guest RJ Jackson, prompting Producer Mike to reign him in. Our favorite flustered Philadelphian then describes the acting role that got away, and takes a few digs at the the academic options for folks on the Eastern Shore. Soon a rousing Voicemail session is in order, featuring some familiar tones and a belated Halloween FMK. Some Popeye’s Chicken talk whets our appetites, before a call to Wendi Townsend leaves us swooning, and some dirt is flung across the FM waves as Wes Anderson proves he can hold his own! Then Quindlen throws shade at our former intern, who is actually quite dashing, and who still writes the show notes.   Tags: Brohemian Rhapsody, Dave Draper, Patrick Draper, Wes Anderson, Mike Quindlen, Dick in a Box, RJ Jackson, Salisbury University, Pennywise, Mike Myers, Freddy Krueger, Popeye’s Chicken, Wendi Townsend, Macho Man Randy Savage, Meth, Beavis and Butthead

The Brohemian Rhapsody boys are back in a side-splitting episode with a hilariously tormented Mike Quindlen, still begrudgingly filling in for Paco! After Balls and Dave Draper talk about our recent prank on the Graveyard Goonz, Quindlen rages against former guest RJ Jackson, prompting Producer Mike to reign him in. Our favorite flustered Philadelphian then describes the acting role that got away, and takes a few digs at the the academic options for folks on the Eastern Shore. Soon a rousing Voicemail session is in order, featuring some familiar tones and a belated Halloween FMK. Some Popeye’s Chicken talk whets our appetites, before a call to Wendi Townsend leaves us swooning, and some dirt is flung across the FM waves as Wes Anderson proves he can hold his own! Then Quindlen throws shade at our former intern, who is actually quite dashing, and who still writes the show notes. Tags: Brohemian Rhapsody, Dave Draper, Patrick Draper, Wes Anderson, Mike Quindlen, Dick in a Box, RJ Jackson, Salisbury University, Pennywise, Mike Myers, Freddy Krueger, Popeye’s Chicken, Wendi Townsend, Macho Man Randy Savage, Meth, Beavis and Butthead

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #142 - “Hand Job, Marry, Kill” with Brohemian Rhapsody and Mike Quindlen

It’s the 3 year anniversary of Paco’s Got Balls featuring Wendi, and we welcome the liquidy-voiced Bob Delmont, of "Delmont's Diner Mid-days on WPOC! After Paco chronicles the events that made podcast history, Bob surprises us with a delicious anniversary gift. Then Balls recaps the live show at Union Craft Brewery, where Paco had to play the bad guy, and the boys rubbed elbows with some 98Rock Allstars - including our own Wendi Townsend! Paco chats his Ocean City conference, and the group discusses the Ocean City H2OI. Soon, Paco and Bob pull out some impressions, and Balls talks college football scholarships, Ray Lewis, and Ravens in the Sports Corner. Paco addresses Ravens current situation in detail. Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ocean City, Union Craft Brewery, Jay Mohr, Gilbert Gottfried, Frank Caliendo, Christopher Walken, Ray Lewis, Football, scholarships, NFL, NAACP, Dancing with the Stars, Ravens, Earl Thomas, Brandon Williams, Jimmy Smitts, Child's Play

It’s the 3 year anniversary of Paco’s Got Balls featuring Wendi, and we welcome the liquidy-voiced Bob Delmont, of "Delmont's Diner Mid-days on WPOC! After Paco chronicles the events that made podcast history, Bob surprises us with a delicious anniversary gift. Then Balls recaps the live show at Union Craft Brewery, where Paco had to play the bad guy, and the boys rubbed elbows with some 98Rock Allstars - including our own Wendi Townsend! Paco chats his Ocean City conference, and the group discusses the Ocean City H2OI. Soon, Paco and Bob pull out some impressions, and Balls talks college football scholarships, Ray Lewis, and Ravens in the Sports Corner. Paco addresses Ravens current situation in detail. Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ocean City, Union Craft Brewery, Jay Mohr, Gilbert Gottfried, Frank Caliendo, Christopher Walken, Ray Lewis, Football, scholarships, NFL, NAACP, Dancing with the Stars, Ravens, Earl Thomas, Brandon Williams, Jimmy Smitts, Child's Play

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #135 - “Paco and Ball-iversary” with Bob Delmont

Scott Reardon

Paco… Balls… Wendi… Producer Mike and... "INTERN" Andy! The gang is together again in an uproarious reunion show recorded live at Baltimore’s own Union Craft Brewing, with special returning guest Scott Reardon of 98 Rock! After a quick discussion of the new Joaquin Phoenix Joker film, Balls breaks out a mysterious gift he received for Wendi, which triggers flashbacks of the 2018 Mystery Mailer. The gang handles a particularly verbose audience member before delving into the new Ravens quarterback, and then it’s on to audience questions. We chat body positivity, zombie apocalypses, and homosexual experimentation. Scott suffers a critical blow from a belligerent audience member, and Wendi discusses pimple popping. It’s a wild night filled with delicious Union Craft brews, games, prizes, and some classic Paco and Balls antics as they reunite with their MVP! TAGS: Scott Reardon, 98 Rock, Justin, Scott and Spiegel in the Morning, Union Craft Brewing, Ravens, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Dildos, Pimple Popping, @ChicagoTheBand

Paco… Balls… Wendi… Producer Mike and... "INTERN" Andy! The gang is together again in an uproarious reunion show recorded live at Baltimore’s own Union Craft Brewing, with special returning guest Scott Reardon of 98 Rock! After a quick discussion of the new Joaquin Phoenix Joker film, Balls breaks out a mysterious gift he received for Wendi, which triggers flashbacks of the 2018 Mystery Mailer. The gang handles a particularly verbose audience member before delving into the new Ravens quarterback, and then it’s on to audience questions. We chat body positivity, zombie apocalypses, and homosexual experimentation. Scott suffers a critical blow from a belligerent audience member, and Wendi discusses pimple popping. It’s a wild night filled with delicious Union Craft brews, games, prizes, and some classic Paco and Balls antics as they reunite with their MVP! TAGS: Scott Reardon, 98 Rock, Justin, Scott and Spiegel in the Morning, Union Craft Brewing, Ravens, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Dildos, Pimple Popping, @ChicagoTheBand

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #134 - “Your Show Sucks” - LIVE At Union Craft Brewing with Scott Reardon

Abby Mello

A pickle-drunk Paco and Balls are joined by special new guest: local comedian and psychology professor Abby Mello! Abby fills us in on the origins of the all-women comedy showcase she produces - and discusses how it got it’s astounding name - and a little bit about the subject she teaches. Abby helps the boys develop solutions to internal conflicts, and we hear from Wendi as she struggles to give away 21 Pilots tickets. After a quick story about drunk Balls eats a chalupa, an alluring new sleep-ware ad gives the gang a juicy chat. Soon Abby weights in on Paco’s recent harassment by the authorities, and Producer Mike cues up another round of voicemails. Abby chats television, and the night rounds out with some Breaking Bad debate.   Tags: Abby Mello, The Clitorati Presents: Lip Service, 21 Pilots, Brett the Hitman Heart, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Bob Odenkirk, Fleabag, Rob Lowe, The Grinder, Chalupa, Organization Psychology, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Rob Fahey

A pickle-drunk Paco and Balls are joined by special new guest: local comedian and psychology professor Abby Mello! Abby fills us in on the origins of the all-women comedy showcase she produces - and discusses how it got it’s astounding name - and a little bit about the subject she teaches. Abby helps the boys develop solutions to internal conflicts, and we hear from Wendi as she struggles to give away 21 Pilots tickets. After a quick story about drunk Balls eats a chalupa, an alluring new sleep-ware ad gives the gang a juicy chat. Soon Abby weights in on Paco’s recent harassment by the authorities, and Producer Mike cues up another round of voicemails. Abby chats television, and the night rounds out with some Breaking Bad debate. Tags: Abby Mello, The Clitorati Presents: Lip Service, 21 Pilots, Brett the Hitman Heart, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Bob Odenkirk, Fleabag, Rob Lowe, The Grinder, Chalupa, Organization Psychology, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Rob Fahey

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #138 - “Goals”  with Abby Mello

Jessie Invernizzi

‘‘Tis the night after Christmas, and decked are the halls, with Paco and Mike, but where is ole’ Balls? With Paco now solo, and a show ‘round the bend, enter Jessie Invernizzi, his childhood friend. His globe trotting bro tells tales of his travels, and another story about cocaine unravels. Concerned about Balls, who’s missing this party, Paco calls up his nurse brother Darby. And while Balls is with family, still playing Old St. Nick, three pals gather round to chat ‘bout his d**k.   Tags: Jessie Invernizzi, Darby Subotich, New Orleans, Drugs, Cocaine, Foreskin, Guns, Christmas, Air Pods, Crawl, Fantasy Football, Wonderful Christmastime, Paul McCartney

‘‘Tis the night after Christmas, and decked are the halls, with Paco and Mike, but where is ole’ Balls? With Paco now solo, and a show ‘round the bend, enter Jessie Invernizzi, his childhood friend. His globe trotting bro tells tales of his travels, and another story about cocaine unravels. Concerned about Balls, who’s missing this party, Paco calls up his nurse brother Darby. And while Balls is with family, still playing Old St. Nick, three pals gather round to chat ‘bout his d**k. Tags: Jessie Invernizzi, Darby Subotich, New Orleans, Drugs, Cocaine, Foreskin, Guns, Christmas, Air Pods, Crawl, Fantasy Football, Wonderful Christmastime, Paul McCartney

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #147 - "Paco Solo" with Jessie Invernizzi 

Danielle Campbell

RJ Jackson

It’s Halloween Part II as internet power-couple RJ Jackson and Danielle Campbell of the Graveyard Goonz creep up from the cursed earth to spread mischief and mayhem with Paco and Balls! The Goonz chat about everything from their work, their art, and pranking the masses, plus they reveal the whereabouts of their former Goonz cast-mates. Then RJ confronts Balls about their recent prank gift, and tells us all about Dark-Web Unboxing. Soon the Goonz demonstrate one of their Halloween prank calls by way of Producer Mike’s phone! Then we give Wendi a call, and she has a chat with Joanna Campbell, whose gone batty from Moonshine. This spooky spectacular boasts chats about the best Halloween candy, surprise buttholes, missing teeth, and lesser known Schwarzeneggers.   Tags: Graveyard Goonz, RJ Jackson, Danielle Campbell, Joanna Campbell, Prank Calls, Dark Web, Unboxing, Halloween, Reeses Pumpkins, Dark Chocolate, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wendi Townsend, Dave Draper, Hijinks.fun/chat

It’s Halloween Part II as internet power-couple RJ Jackson and Danielle Campbell of the Graveyard Goonz creep up from the cursed earth to spread mischief and mayhem with Paco and Balls! The Goonz chat about everything from their work, their art, and pranking the masses, plus they reveal the whereabouts of their former Goonz cast-mates. Then RJ confronts Balls about their recent prank gift, and tells us all about Dark-Web Unboxing. Soon the Goonz demonstrate one of their Halloween prank calls by way of Producer Mike’s phone! Then we give Wendi a call, and she has a chat with Joanna Campbell, whose gone batty from Moonshine. This spooky spectacular boasts chats about the best Halloween candy, surprise buttholes, missing teeth, and lesser known Schwarzeneggers. Tags: Graveyard Goonz, RJ Jackson, Danielle Campbell, Joanna Campbell, Prank Calls, Dark Web, Unboxing, Halloween, Reeses Pumpkins, Dark Chocolate, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wendi Townsend, Dave Draper, <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2FHijinks.fun%2Fchat%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR1VVH7YFQjYo6cFw0RJYlp5CzMw8e58wEa5V2-I3PPZbHA2NDWBg9xqJJs&amp;h=AT2xTEqfl7OY5z1nyxgSwPZn9cUrp2Q5_ZQcdcy2VgQnz56iFQgPt57WTKlXsOKLDuzIBjh1OkWU8py6pIV3WUWAWgLCoxC_p4S6Qt6YTa-7Ix8v--n0QIDqvHPil_msRJ9DLF0sa6HKiFeETG84" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Hijinks.fun/chat</a>

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #140 - “Look at my Butthole” with the RJ Jackson and Danielle Campbell of the Graveyard Goonz

Connor Dykes

Returning guest Connor Dykes arrives on the scene from PG County to talk shop with the boys, who are fueled this time by flavored seltzers. Paco talks about his college days masquerading as his alter ego, and Chipotle’s new protein option is discussed. Then the boys talk their favorite fast food joints. Paco suggests an ambitious new show segment that lets Balls vent, and Connor describes a close call at an airport. Paco and Balls make plans to be cops. Then Connor takes the spotlight to talk about his progress in standup comedy.   Tags: Connor Dykes, Prince George’s County, Steve McCenna, Three Sheets, Chipotle, Vic Farrari, Cops, Airport, Kiss, Ares Spears, Cranberry seltzer, Van Halen

Returning guest Connor Dykes arrives on the scene from PG County to talk shop with the boys, who are fueled this time by flavored seltzers. Paco talks about his college days masquerading as his alter ego, and Chipotle’s new protein option is discussed. Then the boys talk their favorite fast food joints. Paco suggests an ambitious new show segment that lets Balls vent, and Connor describes a close call at an airport. Paco and Balls make plans to be cops. Then Connor takes the spotlight to talk about his progress in standup comedy. Tags: Connor Dykes, Prince George’s County, Steve McCenna, Three Sheets, Chipotle, Vic Farrari, Cops, Airport, Kiss, Ares Spears, Cranberry seltzer, Van Halen

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #133 “A Livable Community” - with Connor Dykes

Shawn Leverett

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Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #151 - "A No Show" with Shawn Leverett

Erik Woodworth

The boys are back, this time time with Baltimore comedian and host of Quality Time podcast Erik Woodworth in the Wendi chair! As the crew speculates her whereabouts, Balls dials her phone - but will he get a hold of her? And where is she?? The answer could shake the very foundation of Paco’s Got Balls as we know it! Plus, Paco and Balls give a recap of their trip to see KISS, and talk about Paul Stanley’s new routine. Story time continues as Balls delivers a rapid fire account of his drunken Labor Day weekend boating adventures, and Paco tells a tragic tale of an old friend from Souris’s Saloon.   Tags: 7th Annual Kelly's Dream Golf, 98 Rock, Erik Woodworth, Quality Time Podcast, Bloodsport, Dawn of the Dead, KISS, Paul Stanley, Van Halen, Diamond Dave, Labor Day, Teen Wolf, Michael J Fox, Wedding Ring, Cellar Door, The Hangover, Souris’s Saloon,

The boys are back, this time time with Baltimore comedian and host of Quality Time podcast Erik Woodworth in the Wendi chair! As the crew speculates her whereabouts, Balls dials her phone - but will he get a hold of her? And where is she?? The answer could shake the very foundation of Paco’s Got Balls as we know it! Plus, Paco and Balls give a recap of their trip to see KISS, and talk about Paul Stanley’s new routine. Story time continues as Balls delivers a rapid fire account of his drunken Labor Day weekend boating adventures, and Paco tells a tragic tale of an old friend from Souris’s Saloon. Tags: 7th Annual Kelly's Dream Golf, 98 Rock, Erik Woodworth, Quality Time Podcast, Bloodsport, Dawn of the Dead, KISS, Paul Stanley, Van Halen, Diamond Dave, Labor Day, Teen Wolf, Michael J Fox, Wedding Ring, Cellar Door, The Hangover, Souris’s Saloon,

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #130 - “Oh Wendi, Where Art Thou?” With Erik Woodworth

Pete Bergen

Eric Woodworth is back to help welcome returning guest, the sultry voiced Pete Bergen, who sparks a discussion about Paco’s VR Porn challenge. Then Balls describes his recent targets for the chocolate dick prank, and the gang speculates about density. When Paco shares a particularly relevant Bible verse, we go off-the-rales on a for-skin-tuitous bit about the trial of Christ as held in the deep South. After we delve into this week’s voicemails, we dish about Wendi’s recent birthday roast.   Tags: Pete Bergen, Eric Woodworth, The Final Five, Tom Myers, the Bible, Jesus Christ, VR Porn, Chocolate Dick, Foreskin, Sean Savoy, Dave Draper, Donald Duck, Goofy, Voicemails, Graveyard Goons Kajun Kelley, "Sky Is Falling", 9-11

Eric Woodworth is back to help welcome returning guest, the sultry voiced Pete Bergen, who sparks a discussion about Paco’s VR Porn challenge. Then Balls describes his recent targets for the chocolate dick prank, and the gang speculates about density. When Paco shares a particularly relevant Bible verse, we go off-the-rales on a for-skin-tuitous bit about the trial of Christ as held in the deep South. After we delve into this week’s voicemails, we dish about Wendi’s recent birthday roast. Tags: Pete Bergen, Eric Woodworth, The Final Five, Tom Myers, the Bible, Jesus Christ, VR Porn, Chocolate Dick, Foreskin, Sean Savoy, Dave Draper, Donald Duck, Goofy, Voicemails, Graveyard Goons Kajun Kelley, "Sky Is Falling", 9-11

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #131 “It Feels Amazing” with Pete Bergen

Vlad Busko

The boys get comfy in their new studio, welcoming SAG AFTRA actress and local Baltimore film maker Alexis Barone, plus her beau Vlad! After Vlad reveals his country of origin, Paco and Balls discuss their own adventures abroad. Then we recap a rowdy comedy show and karaoke night, triggering Vlad’s particularly embarrassing story from the days of MySpace. Paco and Balls get anal about a trendy new sun bathing technique. Then Balls speculates the possible identify of the Butthole Bandit, and tells us why we should tune into the Quality Time Podcast with the Woodworth brothers. Tags:Alexis Barone, Vlad, Belarus, Jamaica, Perineum Sun Bathing, Shaylene Woodly, Josh Brolin, Thanos, MySpace, Karaoke, Quality Time Podcast, Butthole Bandit, Graveyard Goonz, Eric Woodworth, Eyebrows, Santa Baby, Kellie Pickler

The boys get comfy in their new studio, welcoming SAG AFTRA actress and local Baltimore film maker Alexis Barone, plus her beau Vlad! After Vlad reveals his country of origin, Paco and Balls discuss their own adventures abroad. Then we recap a rowdy comedy show and karaoke night, triggering Vlad’s particularly embarrassing story from the days of MySpace. Paco and Balls get anal about a trendy new sun bathing technique. Then Balls speculates the possible identify of the Butthole Bandit, and tells us why we should tune into the Quality Time Podcast with the Woodworth brothers. Tags:Alexis Barone, Vlad, Belarus, Jamaica, Perineum Sun Bathing, Shaylene Woodly, Josh Brolin, Thanos, MySpace, Karaoke, Quality Time Podcast, Butthole Bandit, Graveyard Goonz, Eric Woodworth, Eyebrows, Santa Baby, Kellie Pickler

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #145 - “Please Don’t Sun Your Ass” with Alexis Barone and Vlad Busko

John Dayton

Mila Simon

It’s a Full House minus the John Stamos, when Balls, Paco and Mike welcome our Salisbury pals: Mila Simon, Connor Dykes, and the teetle toatling John Dayton! John talks about his upcoming trip to Albuquerque to spread the good word. Then Balls gushes about Breaking Bad, and Connor gives his critique of the Sopranos. Things get topical when Paco rages about the recent New York ban of flavored e-cigs, and expresses his paranoia about the sinister HOA. Balls calls on the power of Wendi to cheer him up, all the way from the remote reaches of the 98Rock studio. The gang chats Ravens and tries their luck at winning Joker tickets. And finally the team takes a look at some listener voicemails, and here’s from some familiar and not-so familiar characters. TAGS: Kelly’s Dream Annual Gold Tournament, Albuquerque, John Dayton, Mila Simon, Breaking Bad, Sopranos, Better Call Saul, Sons of Anarchy, New York, Flavored e-cigarettes, Ravens, Joker, Cat Mannon, Wendi Townsend, The Cars, Ric Ocasek

It’s a Full House minus the John Stamos, when Balls, Paco and Mike welcome our Salisbury pals: Mila Simon, Connor Dykes, and the teetle toatling John Dayton! John talks about his upcoming trip to Albuquerque to spread the good word. Then Balls gushes about Breaking Bad, and Connor gives his critique of the Sopranos. Things get topical when Paco rages about the recent New York ban of flavored e-cigs, and expresses his paranoia about the sinister HOA. Balls calls on the power of Wendi to cheer him up, all the way from the remote reaches of the 98Rock studio. The gang chats Ravens and tries their luck at winning Joker tickets. And finally the team takes a look at some listener voicemails, and here’s from some familiar and not-so familiar characters. TAGS: Kelly’s Dream Annual Gold Tournament, Albuquerque, John Dayton, Mila Simon, Breaking Bad, Sopranos, Better Call Saul, Sons of Anarchy, New York, Flavored e-cigarettes, Ravens, Joker, Cat Mannon, Wendi Townsend, The Cars, Ric Ocasek

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #132 “Do you Have Papers?” with John Dayton, Mila Simon and Connor Dykes 

With nary a Paco in sight, gravelly-voiced psychopomp Mike Quindlen rolls into the studio to bust some Balls, along with the members of hot new show Brohemian Rhapsody: Wes Anderson and brothers Dave &amp; Patrick Draper! Balls talks about the bloody results of a college bender, while the others discuss an old Bradley Cooper film. Then Patrick professes a rare carnal desire, and Balls recaps the recent show at Roadie Joe’s with Walker Hayes. Quindlen describes a ‘killer’ comedy show, and talks about his dog’s bizarre appetite. Tags: Mike Quindlen, Patrick Draper, Dave Draper, Wes Anderson, Night train, Midnight meat train, Bradley Cooper, Blumkin, Royal Farms, Walker Hayes, chicken, Heart attack, and OD at a show Black lab, Jeffery Epstein, Ottobar, Zissimos, The Wire, Brohemian Rhapsody, Queen

With nary a Paco in sight, gravelly-voiced psychopomp Mike Quindlen rolls into the studio to bust some Balls, along with the members of hot new show Brohemian Rhapsody: Wes Anderson and brothers Dave &amp; Patrick Draper! Balls talks about the bloody results of a college bender, while the others discuss an old Bradley Cooper film. Then Patrick professes a rare carnal desire, and Balls recaps the recent show at Roadie Joe’s with Walker Hayes. Quindlen describes a ‘killer’ comedy show, and talks about his dog’s bizarre appetite. Tags: Mike Quindlen, Patrick Draper, Dave Draper, Wes Anderson, Night train, Midnight meat train, Bradley Cooper, Blumkin, Royal Farms, Walker Hayes, chicken, Heart attack, and OD at a show Black lab, Jeffery Epstein, Ottobar, Zissimos, The Wire, Brohemian Rhapsody, Queen

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #141 “Winner Winner Chicken Dinner” with Brohemian Rhapsody 

Powerhouse guest Bob Delmont returns for a rip-roarin’ good time with Paco, Balls and Producer Mike, this time geared up for the hot seat! First, Bob unveils the origins of his radio program, Delmont’s Diner, and Paco gives an update on his conflict with the the Home Owner’s Association. Then Bob talks his visit to the Anne Frank house. With a bit of a push, Balls drops Wendi Townsend a line, and she provides updates on her dream job and tells us why we should look for a few Wendi-centric surprises during the next Ravens game! After an alarming fun fact about sloths, Bob gets drilled about his work, music, television, and reveals his trick to staying so jacked. We talk Breaking Bad, the Boys, Cobra Kai, and Seinfeld…plus the gang reveals their favorite country singers! Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ravens, Anne Frank, Gestappo, Breaking Bad, El Camino, The Boys, Homelander, Cobra Kai, Youtube, Amazon Prime, Jerry Seinfeld, George Kastanza, Reba Mcentire, Travis Tritt, Garth Brookes, Country Music, Superheroes, Dominic McEllikgott, Punisher, Daredevil, Travis Tritt

Powerhouse guest Bob Delmont returns for a rip-roarin’ good time with Paco, Balls and Producer Mike, this time geared up for the hot seat! First, Bob unveils the origins of his radio program, Delmont’s Diner, and Paco gives an update on his conflict with the the Home Owner’s Association. Then Bob talks his visit to the Anne Frank house. With a bit of a push, Balls drops Wendi Townsend a line, and she provides updates on her dream job and tells us why we should look for a few Wendi-centric surprises during the next Ravens game! After an alarming fun fact about sloths, Bob gets drilled about his work, music, television, and reveals his trick to staying so jacked. We talk Breaking Bad, the Boys, Cobra Kai, and Seinfeld…plus the gang reveals their favorite country singers! Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ravens, Anne Frank, Gestappo, Breaking Bad, El Camino, The Boys, Homelander, Cobra Kai, Youtube, Amazon Prime, Jerry Seinfeld, George Kastanza, Reba Mcentire, Travis Tritt, Garth Brookes, Country Music, Superheroes, Dominic McEllikgott, Punisher, Daredevil, Travis Tritt

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #136 - “Everybody Poops” with Bob Delmont

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