The Hidden Almanac

Today, Pastor Drom tells us what the bad news is, wether she likes it or not. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Alone.

Today we remember one of the greatest forgers that the world has known. It is the Feast Day of Red Glass, and in the gar... Read more

Today we remember the passing of the Tiger Stripe Laws. It is the Feast Day of the Celestial Goose, and in the garden, i... Read more

Today we are interrupted by Pastor Drom and her attempts to recruit me into her new plan. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are... Read more

Today marks the day Pr. Drom descended to the Embassy with undead mealworms. It is the Feast Day of St. Dormain, and in ... Read more

Today we have yet another visit from pastor Drom, who has failed to follow my advice. Again. Be Safe, and Remember: You ... Read more

Today we recount the story of a vending machine. It is the Feast Day of the Mercury-Drinkers, and in the garden, the hea... Read more

Despite her best efforts at escaping, today Pastor Drom is forced to explain herself, and her undead abomination. Be Saf... Read more

Today, I will admit that Pastor Drom has gotten me with her elaborate Feast of Fools joke, and demand that she end it no... Read more

It is the Feast Day of St. Joan of Banksia, who is very important to shepherds, and in the garden, there are survivors. ... Read more

It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity and an undead turkey place their fate in th... Read more

Today we remember a King and a Miracle. It is the Feast Day of St. Olfa, and in the garden, there are frog eggs. Be Safe... Read more

It is on this day that one professor from the Ravencoast School of Divinity commits an act of necromancy to cover for th... Read more

Today marks the day the Wooden Penguin Monarch made a decree. It is also the day the Ivory Kingsnake was first described... Read more

Today we are visited by Pastor Drom, who has something she feels is “nifty” to share. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not... Read more

Today is the last day of April, and time is getting away from us. It is the Feast Day of St. Azar, and in the garden, th... Read more

Today we recount the legend of Mama Gorse, who is feared to this day. Incidentally, is is the unofficial Feast Day of Ma... Read more

Today we tell a ghost story. It is the Feast Day of St. Gertrude, and in the garden, there is growth. Be Safe, and Remem... Read more

Today Pastor Drom returns with concerns about the sloth. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the rise and eventual fall of Daniel Henry. It is the Feast Day of Gullibility, and in the studio, Pr.... Read more