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The Offensive

An award-winning, critically acclaimed mockumentary podcast that follows fictional Premier League club Ashwood City FC.'The Thick of it meets Fifa career mode - a must listen for football fans' - The ... Read more

Warning: This podcast is a series podcast

This means episodes are recommended to be heard in order from the very start. Here's the 10 best episodes of the series anyway though!

Ranked #1

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Episode 052 - When The Man Comes Around

Episode 052 - When The Man Comes Around

The Ashwood City hierarchy enter contract talks with former club captain Kieran Broom. After scoring the winner at the w... Read more

11 Nov 2019

21mins

Ranked #2

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Episode 059 - The Christmas Special One II

Episode 059 - The Christmas Special One II

It's Christmas Eve and the Ashwood City hierarchy are spending it in Los Angeles. For Patrick Nolan, it's a chance to so... Read more

23 Dec 2019

32mins

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Ranked #3

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Episode 068 - Hold The Phone

Episode 068 - Hold The Phone

UEFA have been in touch with Ashwood City to confirm the use of Patrick Nolan in the promotional media for their latest ... Read more

24 Feb 2020

24mins

Ranked #4

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Episode 055 - Theatre of Schemes

Episode 055 - Theatre of Schemes

Ashwood return to Premier League action at Old Trafford. Sharing a car journey together en route to the game, Chief-Exec... Read more

2 Dec 2019

20mins

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Ranked #5

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Episode 061 - Wayne's World

Episode 061 - Wayne's World

The Premier League returns after a brief FA Cup interlude. For Ashwood City preparations for the visit of Crystal Palace... Read more

13 Jan 2020

22mins

Ranked #6

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Episode 042 - The Fools of Rome

Episode 042 - The Fools of Rome

The Europa League campaign kicks off in Rome, as Ashwood City take on AS Roma in their opening group game. Tensions with... Read more

19 Sep 2019

24mins

Ranked #7

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Episode 075 - Rebel Without a Clause

Episode 075 - Rebel Without a Clause

In a time of unprecedented government support for businesses, Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan has taken the opportunity to... Read more

30 Mar 2020

24mins

Ranked #8

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Episode 047 - Black Hawk Clown

Episode 047 - Black Hawk Clown

The Premier League has returned from the international break and Ashwood City face Brighton at Dartley Park. With hastil... Read more

21 Oct 2019

22mins

Ranked #9

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Episode 067 - Family Matters

Episode 067 - Family Matters

The Europa League returns as Ashwood City face FC Basel at home in the first leg of the Round of 32 tie. Tensions from t... Read more

20 Feb 2020

20mins

Ranked #10

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Episode 070 - Dangerous Liaisons

Episode 070 - Dangerous Liaisons

Ashwood City set their sights on Norwich and all three points as 19th in the Premier League take on 20th at Carrow Road.... Read more

2 Mar 2020

23mins

Ranked #11

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Episode 060 - Pat on a Hot Tin Roof

Episode 060 - Pat on a Hot Tin Roof

Following a brutal festive period in the league for Ashwood City, it's finally cause for celebration as Chief-Executive ... Read more

6 Jan 2020

22mins

Ranked #12

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Episode 043 - The Volley of Youth

Episode 043 - The Volley of Youth

It's the first Premier League win of the season for Ashwood City and it comes on the road at West Ham. For Patrick, Wood... Read more

23 Sep 2019

20mins

Ranked #13

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Episode 005: Long Live The King

Episode 005: Long Live The King

Following a huge result for Ashwood, Dan Watson's comments in a post-match interview leave reverberations around the clu... Read more

2 Sep 2018

26mins

Ranked #14

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Episode 003: The Prince of Harkness

Episode 003: The Prince of Harkness

In their first home game of the season, Ashwood City play host to Brighton as stadium developments cause havoc. Paul Wag... Read more

19 Aug 2018

21mins

Ranked #15

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Episode 001: Transfer Deadline Day

Episode 001: Transfer Deadline Day

Join Ashwood City FC on deadline day as the club's lack of spending during the window sparks an internal crisis. After m... Read more

9 Aug 2018

22mins

Ranked #16

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Episode 044 - Riches Get Itches

Episode 044 - Riches Get Itches

Pressure is mounting on Patrick as financial conduct, club form and dressing room turmoil are all catching up with him, ... Read more

30 Sep 2019

22mins

Ranked #17

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Episode 004: The Last Supper

Episode 004: The Last Supper

On the eve of their game at Crystal Palace; Patrick, Woody and Dan have met for dinner in London. As the night progresse... Read more

26 Aug 2018

20mins

Ranked #18

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Episode 007: Big Sam and Fries

Episode 007: Big Sam and Fries

Ashwood are moments away from hiring Big Sam as the ownership throw a last minute obstacle in their way. Meanwhile, as L... Read more

23 Sep 2018

20mins

Ranked #19

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Episode 029: Singing in the Rain

Episode 029: Singing in the Rain

With enormous pressure mounting on the club, Patrick has seen an opportunity to win over the support of the ownership by... Read more

1 Apr 2019

31mins

Ranked #20

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Episode 021: Cheques, Spies, Videotape

Episode 021: Cheques, Spies, Videotape

A leaked disgruntled conference held with the written press by Rod Meadows hits home following suspicious activity durin... Read more

21 Jan 2019

23mins

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