Ranked #1
205: Mortified Meditation
205: Mortified Meditation
Feeling as anxious as we are? This week, in effort to help calm our nerves, we offer a silly Mortified meditation. Morti... Read more
10 Jan 2021
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18mins
Ranked #2
201: Rachel's Diary
201: Rachel's Diary
Dear Diary, Who Am I? A 4th grader tries to solve a mystery about why she feels different. The Mortified Podcast is a p... Read more
1 Nov 2020
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31mins
Ranked #3
12 Keri: Handies are OK
12 Keri: Handies are OK
A devout Christian teen writes to God in her diary seeking his blessing as she becomes sexually active for the first tim... Read more
27 Apr 2015
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16mins
Ranked #4
32 Mike: Secret Diary of a H.S. Football Star
32 Mike: Secret Diary of a H.S. Football Star
The journals of a secretly sensitive high school football player. Featuring a special interview with NFL Hall of Fame r... Read more
14 Sep 2015
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23mins
Ranked #5
A Holiday Gift from Team Mortified (Feat. Helen Zaltzman)
A Holiday Gift from Team Mortified (Feat. Helen Zaltzman)
What's it like to hang out with the Radiotopia family? Helen and Martin from The Allusionist join the Mortified gang to ... Read more
19 Dec 2019
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19mins
Ranked #6
180: Kiss Me, Dammit
180: Kiss Me, Dammit
All those make out sessions with your pillow and practicing in the mirror are about to payoff. This week, the anticipati... Read more
5 Jan 2020
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28mins
Ranked #7
22 Joan: 50 Shades of Awkward
22 Joan: 50 Shades of Awkward
A pre-teen girl attempts to write a steamy sex scene. And gets everything wrong. Mortified Producer Anne Jensen guest ho... Read more
6 Jul 2015
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19mins
Ranked #8
03 Kevin: Final Frontier
03 Kevin: Final Frontier
A teenage Trekkie boldly goes wherever there are girls.. and writes about it in his middle school journals as if he were... Read more
23 Feb 2015
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18mins
Ranked #9
140: How I Survived Eighth Grade (w/ Bo Burnham & Elsie Fisher)
140: How I Survived Eighth Grade (w/ Bo Burnham & Elsie Fisher)
So long, Barbie. Hello spin the bottle. Inspired by Bo Burnham’s film, Eighth Grade, Mortified goes back to middle and r... Read more
15 Jul 2018
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32mins
Ranked #10
159: Age/Sex/Location pt 1
159: Age/Sex/Location pt 1
What happens when no one at school like-likes you? The kids of the internet generation didn't despair. They logged on an... Read more
15 Feb 2019
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27mins
Ranked #11
104: An Affair to Forget
104: An Affair to Forget
Tales of teenagers who try to shed their awkwardness while on vacation — thinking it would lead to the fling of a lifeti... Read more
16 Jul 2017
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30mins
Ranked #12
69: Sex By Numbers
69: Sex By Numbers
How was that for you? In honor of our 69th episode, teenagers use numbers to rate, rank and relate to sex. The Mortified... Read more
7 Aug 2016
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23mins
Ranked #13
172: When Jocks Were My Jam
172: When Jocks Were My Jam
How hard is it to date someone known for playing games? The twists and turns of falling for high school athletes. The ... Read more
1 Sep 2019
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32mins
Ranked #14
183: Teen Angst in a Trailer Park
183: Teen Angst in a Trailer Park
What's it like to come of age in a trailer park? Hear the journals of a tough girl who wanted to be popular. Plus a girl... Read more
16 Feb 2020
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31mins
Ranked #15
131: Please Read My Livejournal!
131: Please Read My Livejournal!
Current Mood: Desperate. Mortified pays tribute to the kids who grew up in an era right before Myspace and Facebook and... Read more
15 Apr 2018
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29mins
Ranked #16
158: My Mormon Valentine
158: My Mormon Valentine
Celebrate Valentines Mormon-style. It’s hard enough to find love as a teen but what if your fate for all eternity is on ... Read more
3 Feb 2019
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31mins
Ranked #17
167: Stoners
167: Stoners
In high school, smoking weed isn't just a thing you do, it's an identity. Tales of teenagers that ask the age old quest... Read more
16 Jun 2019
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30mins
Ranked #18
168: Roughing It
168: Roughing It
Celebrate summertime with tales of teenagers who are roughing it in the great outdoors. Experience the glory that is mot... Read more
6 Jul 2019
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26mins
Ranked #19
94: Hunger Games
94: Hunger Games
Remember when puberty struck and it seemed like everyone was suddenly fixated on appearance? Hear tales about the length... Read more
9 Apr 2017
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31mins
Ranked #20
88: Titanic Ruined My Love Life
88: Titanic Ruined My Love Life
Waste your adolescence waiting to hear someone say, “You Jump, I Jump”? In honor of Valentines Day, tales of kids whose ... Read more
12 Feb 2017
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33mins