One week until Mrs Berry's nuptials. We find out Mrs Woog was fired by her wedding dressmaker and that she married in the magical fairyland of Windisor. 

One week until Mrs Berry's nuptials. We find out Mrs Woog was fired by her wedding dressmaker and that she married in the magical fairyland of Windisor.

The Bridal Shower

Boob squishes, hysto updates, weddning news, mindfulness vs HRT and so much more. 

Boob squishes, hysto updates, weddning news, mindfulness vs HRT and so much more.

From the non-award winning duo... we bring you a safe space, not an idiot space.

We're back with a definite kick in our step - let's revel in it while it lasts. 

We're back with a definite kick in our step - let's revel in it while it lasts.

We're back baby!

When you're tits get you down and eating gives you the shits. Perimenopause, the Ted talk. 

When you're tits get you down and eating gives you the shits. Perimenopause, the Ted talk.

Tits and shits

We briefly break our hiatus to celebrate Mrs Woog's hysto and Mrs Berry's first period in 110 days. What a time to be alive. 

We briefly break our hiatus to celebrate Mrs Woog's hysto and Mrs Berry's first period in 110 days. What a time to be alive.

One shop shuts while the floodgates open

Everything

We were on a break

Mrs Berry has come over all Protestant while Mrs Woog has been practising self love. 

Mrs Berry has come over all Protestant while Mrs Woog has been practising self love.

Tough love, top week, to do lists

Well it's week two and Mrs Berry and Mrs Woog are already in foul moods. Is it the heat? Is it the continual global woes? Is it that we're actually not angry, just disappointed. 

Well it's week two and Mrs Berry and Mrs Woog are already in foul moods. Is it the heat? Is it the continual global woes? Is it that we're actually not angry, just disappointed.

Inexplicable Gas

It's a new year and everything is still the same!

It's a new year and everything is still the same!

We're Back!

Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry are the multi non-award-winning, unsponsored duo making it OK to talk about being hot and cranky. Join them as they chant their life's creed: just keep plucking.

The Hot Flush

Recorded at a simpler time, when visions of Mrs Woog being chased by cows in a paddock brought joy and mirth.   

Recorded at a simpler time, when visions of Mrs Woog being chased by cows in a paddock brought joy and mirth.

Election Day. Before the result.

Mrs Woog gets jiggy with the Villlage People (apparently they're still a) a thing and b) alive), Mrs Berry rants about crappy cultural festivals and no one gags. Not even once.

Mrs Woog gets jiggy with the Villlage People (apparently they're still a) a thing and b) alive), Mrs Berry rants about crappy cultural festivals and no one gags. Not even once.

The weather's hot, we're hot, is my period trying to kill me, will I ever stop sweating, I will cut you and other niceties of the menopausal woman.

This week there was ugly crying, on the Woog Berry Correctional Facility Period Scale an isolation block level bleed, tales of pork and a potential crossroads in footwear for Kim. Tackling the big issues as per usual. 

This week there was ugly crying, on the Woog Berry Correctional Facility Period Scale an isolation block level bleed, tales of pork and a potential crossroads in footwear for Kim. Tackling the big issues as per usual.

The ugly cry and other adventures.

Mrs Berry's latest public humiliation | Mrs Woog's misguided turbo fan girling moment | Oscar update | Jack's inaugural beauty spot 

Mrs Berry's latest public humiliation | Mrs Woog's misguided turbo fan girling moment | Oscar update | Jack's inaugural beauty spot

In which we compare periods to the prison system. See also: Aldi wine

Mrs Berry

Mrs Woog

Look after yourself. Mrs Berry details how she does it. Mrs Woog says that's why we don't have any sponsors. Mrs Berry argues convincingly that Mrs Woog using the words tender, romance and Barnaby Joyce in the one sentence made her do it. 

Look after yourself. Mrs Berry details how she does it. Mrs Woog says that's why we don't have any sponsors. Mrs Berry argues convincingly that Mrs Woog using the words tender, romance and Barnaby Joyce in the one sentence made her do it.

S2 Ep3 - Mrs Woog urges women to look after themselves so Mrs Berry talks self abuse and butt sex. Advertisers? Where art thou? 

A dog's breakfast quite frankly.

Episode 6 - a dog's breakfast quite frankly

While Kim learns that even her blood is fat, Mrs Woog sets to writing her new book, The Sisterhood of the Travelling Period Pants. We hear poetry from when Mrs Woog was 12  and Kim reveals her first kiss turned the guy gay. But mainly, Hot Flush Radio has to happen. Can someone get onto that please?  

While Kim learns that even her blood is fat, Mrs Woog sets to writing her new book, The Sisterhood of the Travelling Period Pants. We hear poetry from when Mrs Woog was 12  and Kim reveals her first kiss turned the guy gay. But mainly, Hot Flush Radio has to happen. Can someone get onto that please?

Now the world's most popular podcast for women, Mrs Woog and Kim work on their vision board to have their own radio show #hotflushradio

"Quarter strength hogwash"? Pig's arse to that, Woogs and Berry talk all things farmyard*. (*Notreally.)  

"Quarter strength hogwash"? Pig's arse to that, Woogs and Berry talk all things farmyard*. (*Notreally.)

Episode 7 - "Quarter strength hogwash"? Pig's arse to that, Woogs and Berry talk all things farmyard*. (*Notreally.)  

The sexual proclivities of vampires, perimenopausal sex or lack thereof, Kim's body recreates the prom scenes from Carrie, Mrs Woog talks about the sads, Kim fails to make Mrs Woog gag and that makes her sad. 

The sexual proclivities of vampires, perimenopausal sex or lack thereof, Kim's body recreates the prom scenes from Carrie, Mrs Woog talks about the sads, Kim fails to make Mrs Woog gag and that makes her sad.

The sexual proclivities of vampires, Kim's body recreates the prom scenes from Carrie and how to break free of the sads.

Mrs Berry gets her strop on about misplaced outrage, Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry ponder why they still feel like imposters at 45 and we have a special guest - Christine Paine OAM, aka Mrs Woog's mum. 

Mrs Berry gets her strop on about misplaced outrage, Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry ponder why they still feel like imposters at 45 and we have a special guest - Christine Paine OAM, aka Mrs Woog's mum.

The Hot Flush's Hierarchy of not being an idiot.

Why so sad? Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry offer some up some of the things that help them beat the blues, Mrs Berry is in peak snark with Festival fashion in her sights and various other stuff and nonsense. 

Why so sad? Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry offer some up some of the things that help them beat the blues, Mrs Berry is in peak snark with Festival fashion in her sights and various other stuff and nonsense.

How to handle the sads, Mrs Berry's snark is off the charts, what we're looking forward to and Mrs Woog makes Mrs Berry gag (for a change). 

Summer holiday postcard: Mrs Woog stops smoking and  Mrs Berry gets rid of her beard. Could anything else matter? 

Summer holiday postcard: Mrs Woog stops smoking and  Mrs Berry gets rid of her beard. Could anything else matter?

S2 Ep1 - Summer holiday postcard: Mrs Woog stops smoking and  Mrs Berry gets rid of her beard. Could anything else matter? 

Too lazy to be decent trophy wives, annoyed at millenials having their shit together, weary of relentless grooming and finding a quiet acceptance of the brutalism of a bomber jacket.

Too lazy to be decent trophy wives, annoyed at millenials having their shit together, weary of relentless grooming and finding a quiet acceptance of the brutalism of a bomber jacket.

Failed trophy wives

We're fast and furious this episode with Kim getting Gilligan's Island and Rugby League confused while Mrs Woog embraces the downward dog to avoid her husband. 

We're fast and furious this episode with Kim getting Gilligan's Island and Rugby League confused while Mrs Woog embraces the downward dog to avoid her husband.

Episode 5 - We're fast and furious this episode with Kim getting Gilligan's Island and Rugby League confused while Mrs Woog embraces the downward dog to avoid her husband. 

Kayte and Kim mix it up with a Saturday morning recording and don't they have opinions. For starters, what the hell is going on with eyebrows? 

Kayte and Kim mix it up with a Saturday morning recording and don't they have opinions. For starters, what the hell is going on with eyebrows?

Episode 3 - The ranty pants edition

In this episode of the leading international name dropping podcast we talk irrational anger, boob jobs and how getting drunk once you're over 40 is just not worth it. 

In this episode of the leading international name dropping podcast we talk irrational anger, boob jobs and how getting drunk once you're over 40 is just not worth it.

The Irrational Anger Hotline

#onthelist returns with a vengeance this week. Cauliflower rice, zucchini pasta, facon - nothing is safe. Also, it's still hot in Australia. 

#onthelist returns with a vengeance this week. Cauliflower rice, zucchini pasta, facon - nothing is safe. Also, it's still hot in Australia.

Cauliflower rice and other ways to piss off perimenopausal women

...but before that we talk about politics, sticking needles in your face and going to your first kink party. 

...but before that we talk about politics, sticking needles in your face and going to your first kink party.

The Hot Flush announces its world tour

Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry present a masterclass on how to whinge. Name your price and we'll do a one-on-one session. 

Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry present a masterclass on how to whinge. Name your price and we'll do a one-on-one session.

The Whingeing Masterclass

Why are women so tired and angry? More butthole jokes. Mrs Woog continues to fashion herself as the replacement for Jack Thompson as Australia's national poetry reciter. Mrs Berry makes Mrs Woog gag (5 for 5 for those keeping score). Then technology killed the podcast stars. SAD! 

Why are women so tired and angry? More butthole jokes. Mrs Woog continues to fashion herself as the replacement for Jack Thompson as Australia's national poetry reciter. Mrs Berry makes Mrs Woog gag (5 for 5 for those keeping score). Then technology killed the podcast stars. SAD!

Just like a bad date, Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry start off with so much promise but end abruptly and without dessert. 

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