Yes, it's true. Matt and I take more work vacations than the cackling chunksters on The View. Hopefully, those moments we do return to tape more shows we're not quite as stupid. Though that's clearly up for debate.On our latest and greatest Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive into the Emily Ratajkowski Blurred Lines assault allegations, because her breasts are perfect and that always warrants attention, talk about the sexual coercion stories out of the women's soccer league we didn't even know existed, get into Cooper Hefner sinking his dad's Playboy empire with virtue-signaling stunts, wonder why "prostitution" was renamed "sex trafficking" by the police and media after 1,000 years, and decide whether there's any nobility to NBA vaccine holdouts like Andrew Wiggins and Kyrie Irving.We're back, with a vengeance. And yes, Matt does look a lot like Joy Behar now.Adoringly yours,Lex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes, it's true. Matt and I take more work vacations than the cackling chunksters on The View. Hopefully, those moments we do return to tape more shows we're not quite as stupid. Though that's clearly up for debate.On our latest and greatest Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive into the Emily Ratajkowski Blurred Lines assault allegations, because her breasts are perfect and that always warrants attention, talk about the sexual coercion stories out of the women's soccer league we didn't even know existed, get into Cooper Hefner sinking his dad's Playboy empire with virtue-signaling stunts, wonder why "prostitution" was renamed "sex trafficking" by the police and media after 1,000 years, and decide whether there's any nobility to NBA vaccine holdouts like Andrew Wiggins and Kyrie Irving.We're back, with a vengeance. And yes, Matt does look a lot like Joy Behar now.Adoringly yours,Lex. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #174: Extremely Blurred Lines

Megan Rapinoe

Matt came back from the week off he demanded for Juneteenth, which is interesting because he was definitely on the slaveowner's side. Every dance has two partners.We reunited to discuss Victoria's Secret firing the Angels and going with butch soccer star and activist Megan Rapinoe in their lingerie campaigns, Chrissy Teigen going full Blue Velvet on unwitting sad people on Twitter, LeBron James being AWOL on the Covid Vaccine, and Matt and I decide who our favorite dude competing as a woman in the 2021 Olympics will be. It's a wonderful time to be alive. A less wonderful time to be dead. As always.We do love our audience. And we want you to love us back. We're not asking for sexual favors. Though we're not not asking for that. But a few coins in our metaphorical guitar case as we sadly sing Oasis songs wouldn't hurt. Become a Patron of Last Men on Earth podcast and help free the world!Love and kisses. Lex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt came back from the week off he demanded for Juneteenth, which is interesting because he was definitely on the slaveowner's side. Every dance has two partners.We reunited to discuss Victoria's Secret firing the Angels and going with butch soccer star and activist Megan Rapinoe in their lingerie campaigns, Chrissy Teigen going full Blue Velvet on unwitting sad people on Twitter, LeBron James being AWOL on the Covid Vaccine, and Matt and I decide who our favorite dude competing as a woman in the 2021 Olympics will be. It's a wonderful time to be alive. A less wonderful time to be dead. As always. <h3>We do love our audience. And we want you to love us back. We're not asking for sexual favors. Though we're not not asking for that. But a few coins in our metaphorical guitar case as we sadly sing Oasis songs wouldn't hurt. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">Become a Patron of Last Men on Earth podcast </a>and help free the world!</h3> Love and kisses. Lex. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #173: Megan Rapinoe in a Babydoll, Now We Have Your Attention

The boys are back in town again. I think because we don't have vaccine passports we're technically not allowed to leave. But beside the point. Matt and I got together at my mountaintop lair and recorded yet another Smithsonian archive level Last Men on Earth podcast episode. Someday we'll get that Kennedy Center honor. Once all the cellists are dead. In this week's Last Man on Earth episode, we explore Chris Harrison's $50 million dismissal from The Bachelor for improperly being a racial reactionary, put ourselves in the shoes of 1970's University of Michigan linemen being fondled quite openly by the team doctor, explore the bowels of TikTok stardom, and objectively reviewed the Logan Paul, Floyd Mayweather fight for the shallow bit of circus nonsense designed for idiots that it was. Objectively speaking.We do ask you to kindly subscribe to be patrons of our show, as that is how we are raising money for Matt's transition into a female leprechaun. The cost of hacking off his Lucky Charms is more than you might expect. For a couple of shekels, you can really make his transformation to butterfly happen.We respect and admire you.Lex Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back in town again. I think because we don't have vaccine passports we're technically not allowed to leave. But beside the point. Matt and I got together at my mountaintop lair and recorded yet another Smithsonian archive level Last Men on Earth podcast episode. Someday we'll get that Kennedy Center honor. Once all the cellists are dead. In this week's Last Man on Earth episode, we explore Chris Harrison's $50 million dismissal from The Bachelor for improperly being a racial reactionary, put ourselves in the shoes of 1970's University of Michigan linemen being fondled quite openly by the team doctor, explore the bowels of TikTok stardom, and objectively reviewed the Logan Paul, Floyd Mayweather fight for the shallow bit of circus nonsense designed for idiots that it was. Objectively speaking. <h3>We do ask you to kindly <a href="https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">subscribe to be patrons of our show,</a> as that is how we are raising money for Matt's transition into a female leprechaun. The cost of hacking off his Lucky Charms is more than you might expect. For a couple of shekels, you can really make his transformation to butterfly happen.</h3> We respect and admire you.Lex Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #172: Hollywood Pays Big Woke Bills

Bill Gates

Don't call it an audio comeback!We're back with a fully functional amateurish episode of Last Men on Earth. This is the one where we discuss why billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates can't figure out until it's too late they can have hot young trophy wives, Matt explains why baseball player Drew Robinson's failed suicide was hardly heroic, we delve into Hollywood pretending to discover not a single member of the Golden Globes is black, and we wonder why women follow the likes of Chrissy Teigen for working mom and parenting advice. This episode jam-packed full of fudgy flavor. Lick it. Go on. Nobody's looking.As always, we come hand in hat asking for you to become a patron of the show on Patreon.com. We honestly really do use any contributions toward beers and heroin, so you know it's money well spent. Bless you, even the ugly people.Lex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't call it an audio comeback!We're back with a fully functional amateurish episode of Last Men on Earth. This is the one where we discuss why billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates can't figure out until it's too late they can have hot young trophy wives, Matt explains why baseball player Drew Robinson's failed suicide was hardly heroic, we delve into Hollywood pretending to discover not a single member of the Golden Globes is black, and we wonder why women follow the likes of Chrissy Teigen for working mom and parenting advice. This episode jam-packed full of fudgy flavor. Lick it. Go on. Nobody's looking. <h3>As always, we come hand in hat asking for you to <a href="https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">become a patron of the show on Patreon.com</a>. We honestly really do use any contributions toward beers and heroin, so you know it's money well spent. </h3> Bless you, even the ugly people.Lex. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #171: Bill Gates, Pussy Magnate

I'm not going to sugar coat this, we took a year off to hide under our couches with our various gendered fully-legal sex workers and came back and screwed up the audio recording on our very first try. I think it may be the long-term impact of Covid, even though neither of us had Covid. That's how sinister the China virus is.Nevertheless, if you care you care to give it a whirl, Matt and I dive into the Covid lifestyle, Elliot page cutting off her breasts, err, his breasts, in order to write a screenplay, Tess Holliday claiming to be the world's first obese anorexic, SI Swimsuit diving faster toward bankruptcy with male models in its swimsuit edition, and Serena Williams next in a line of neverending self-serving documentaries about the struggles of being rich and famous and universally press-adored. It's actually good shinola, if you can make it through the intense record lag pops on the track.As always, we beg your indulgence for recording equipment and beer money via Patreon.com. Because our nation is at its best when it rewards failure. Thanks (heart emoji banging another heart emoji against its will),Lex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm not going to sugar coat this, we took a year off to hide under our couches with our various gendered fully-legal sex workers and came back and screwed up the audio recording on our very first try. I think it may be the long-term impact of Covid, even though neither of us had Covid. That's how sinister the China virus is.Nevertheless, if you care you care to give it a whirl, Matt and I dive into the Covid lifestyle, Elliot page cutting off her breasts, err, his breasts, in order to write a screenplay, Tess Holliday claiming to be the world's first obese anorexic, SI Swimsuit diving faster toward bankruptcy with male models in its swimsuit edition, and Serena Williams next in a line of neverending self-serving documentaries about the struggles of being rich and famous and universally press-adored. It's actually good shinola, if you can make it through the intense record lag pops on the track. <h3>As always, we beg your indulgence for recording equipment and beer money via <a href="https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">Patreon.com</a>. Because our nation is at its best when it rewards failure. </h3> Thanks (heart emoji banging another heart emoji against its will),Lex. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #170: The Sickly Covid Tapes

There are heroes in this life, and then there are HEROES. Like Matt and I drinking beers and eating pretzels and violating many standing COVID restrictions by our mayor, governor, and almighty W.H.O. Council of Elders by coming together for the big 169. Greatest Generation type stuff. Hold your applause.After what seems like a lifetime of coronavirus maniacal scare-casting, we've put out Last Men on Earth Podcast #169. On this week's episode, we dive into our own personal pandemic stories, I force Matt to take a test "NBA Social Justice Slogan or Top Selling Rap Album Name", we project the fate of noted pedo-pimp Ghislaine Maxwell, we wonder where NFL team name changes may end up after full slippery sloping, dive into the fecal details of the Depp and Heard melee, and end on a happy note praising Sports Illustrated for putting a dude who wanted to be a woman in a bikini onto their Swimsuit edition, finally. Banana Hammocks for all my friends!Naturally, we can't live without basic funding for our coronavirus tests. So become a member of our Last Men on Earth patron family and keep hope alive.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are heroes in this life, and then there are HEROES. Like Matt and I drinking beers and eating pretzels and violating many standing COVID restrictions by our mayor, governor, and almighty W.H.O. Council of Elders by coming together for the big 169. Greatest Generation type stuff. Hold your applause.After what seems like a lifetime of coronavirus maniacal scare-casting, we've put out Last Men on Earth Podcast #169. On this week's episode, we dive into our own personal pandemic stories, I force Matt to take a test "NBA Social Justice Slogan or Top Selling Rap Album Name", we project the fate of noted pedo-pimp Ghislaine Maxwell, we wonder where NFL team name changes may end up after full slippery sloping, dive into the fecal details of the Depp and Heard melee, and end on a happy note praising Sports Illustrated for putting a dude who wanted to be a woman in a bikini onto their Swimsuit edition, finally. Banana Hammocks for all my friends!Naturally, we can't live without basic funding for our coronavirus tests. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">So become a member of our Last Men on Earth patron family</a> and keep hope alive. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #169 - COVID, Heard Dumps, and NBA SJW

Matt and I are on a roll. Like Mahomes to Hill, and trust me, the pitcher and receiver analogy is perfect. I'm Mahomes. Fuck it, the Niners should've won. I'm going to make Hill pay tonight.Become a Patron of Last Men on Earth and you can live forever. We do need your $1.50 for beer money. And you need to stop feeling guilty about listening for free. On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive into the hard landing of Kobe Bryant who Matt wished dead on tape two year ago, though he gets bonus points for calling Amber Heard a liar two years ago on wife abuse charges, we explore Harvey Weinstein's micro-penis, tell you the truth about Meghan Markle's master plan, wonder if two Latina (Latinx!) moms pole dancing at the Super Bowel really constitutes female empowerment, and expose the woke narcissism that is Joaquin Phoenix.We do this for you, because we care. Care back. Become a Patron of the Last Men on Earth for the price of two cigarettes, or one beer, or 1.5 Slim Jims. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and I are on a roll. Like Mahomes to Hill, and trust me, the pitcher and receiver analogy is perfect. I'm Mahomes. Fuck it, the Niners should've won. I'm going to make Hill pay tonight. <h2><a href="https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Become a Patron of Last Men on Earth and you can live forever.</a> We do need your $1.50 for beer money. And you need to stop feeling guilty about listening for free. </h2> On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive into the hard landing of Kobe Bryant who Matt wished dead on tape two year ago, though he gets bonus points for calling Amber Heard a liar two years ago on wife abuse charges, we explore Harvey Weinstein's micro-penis, tell you the truth about Meghan Markle's master plan, wonder if two Latina (Latinx!) moms pole dancing at the Super Bowel really constitutes female empowerment, and expose the woke narcissism that is Joaquin Phoenix.We do this for you, because we care. Care back. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Become a Patron of the Last Men on Earth</a> for the price of two cigarettes, or one beer, or 1.5 Slim Jims. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #168 - Amber Heard Lied, Kobe Died

Now that Matt and I are shitting out content on a regular schedule, it's time to consider your patronage of this blessed audio work. Where would the world be without the De Medici family supporting Michelangelo? Or George Soros supporting transnational sex workers? The bare, naked, honest, and horrible truth needs benevolent patrons as well. Support the Last Men on Earth podcast with your couch change, you glorious motherfucker.On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive deep into the study that shockingly declares teen boys are watching Internet porn daily, discussing Deb Dugan's Grammy corruption non-revelations, dive into Terry Crews' sex fasting process, discuss the sad fate of fat Canadian trans-activist Jennifer Yaniv, I share my Elizabeth Warren real life nightmare, and we wonder how many more minutes until Julianne Hough's hockey playing husband comes out of the penalty box, err, closet. This episode is jam packed with speculation posing as fact. So very modern.And yes, we want your dollar. Become a Patron of Last Men on Earth podcast. Oh, the hit lists you'll be on when the Bolshevik Bros take over. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Now that Matt and I are shitting out content on a regular schedule, it's time to consider your patronage of this blessed audio work. Where would the world be without the De Medici family supporting Michelangelo? Or George Soros supporting transnational sex workers? The bare, naked, honest, and horrible truth needs benevolent patrons as well. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/join/lastmenonearth?" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">Support the Last Men on Earth podcast</a> with your couch change, you glorious motherfucker.On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive deep into the study that shockingly declares teen boys are watching Internet porn daily, discussing Deb Dugan's Grammy corruption non-revelations, dive into Terry Crews' sex fasting process, discuss the sad fate of fat Canadian trans-activist Jennifer Yaniv, I share my Elizabeth Warren real life nightmare, and we wonder how many more minutes until Julianne Hough's hockey playing husband comes out of the penalty box, err, closet. This episode is jam packed with speculation posing as fact. So very modern.And yes, we want your dollar. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/join/lastmenonearth?" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">Become a Patron of Last Men on Earth podcast</a>. Oh, the hit lists you'll be on when the Bolshevik Bros take over. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #167 - The Internet Is For Porn

After an extended break where Matt and I each had plastic surgery to look like the other, like Face/Off, only with less straight actors, we are back and fully recharged for 2020. Our commitment to being called vile and offensive, though never wrong, remains intact. Also, my left testicle finally dropped, so that's like a Quinceañera in your pants.SUPPORT THE SHOW AND LIVE FOREVER! On this episode of Last Men on Earth, Matt and I discuss how women in power are just as horrible as men in power in the entertainment industry, wonder how exactly the WNBA business model supports economy-plus seats on flights, lament the fact that Elizabeth Warren can be hailed a feminist hero for faking offenses, discuss how horrible the Oscars are in every way imaginable, estimate the circumference around Lizzo's best life, and mourn the loss of independent comedy in the media-sphere thanks to duopolistic overlords pushing vanilla content to the masses.Among the reasons independent voices on the Internet are dying off is a lack of funding. I mean, that's a bald-faced plea to become a patron of our show. Certainly, you'll go on some list for when the bad people take over and look to genocide all the non-conformists, but you'll be shot in the back with pride. Plus it's only $1.50, you cheap cheap bastard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After an extended break where Matt and I each had plastic surgery to look like the other, like Face/Off, only with less straight actors, we are back and fully recharged for 2020. Our commitment to being called vile and offensive, though never wrong, remains intact. Also, my left testicle finally dropped, so that's like a Quinceañera in your pants. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/join/lastmenonearth?" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">SUPPORT THE SHOW AND LIVE FOREVER! </a>On this episode of Last Men on Earth, Matt and I discuss how women in power are just as horrible as men in power in the entertainment industry, wonder how exactly the WNBA business model supports economy-plus seats on flights, lament the fact that Elizabeth Warren can be hailed a feminist hero for faking offenses, discuss how horrible the Oscars are in every way imaginable, estimate the circumference around Lizzo's best life, and mourn the loss of independent comedy in the media-sphere thanks to duopolistic overlords pushing vanilla content to the masses.Among the reasons independent voices on the Internet are dying off is a lack of funding. I mean, that's a bald-faced plea to <a href="https://www.patreon.com/join/lastmenonearth?" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">become a patron of our show</a>. Certainly, you'll go on some list for when the bad people take over and look to genocide all the non-conformists, but you'll be shot in the back with pride. Plus it's only $1.50, you cheap cheap bastard. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #166 - Lizzo Needs The Lipo

Katie Hill

Young people will always be idiots in the eyes of older people because older people were once young and have the hindsight to see what idiot assholes they were. It's the circle of life. This is why old people vote a ton and don't give a shit that young people don't. Also, they're bored because they can't figure out the Internet.On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I explore the crotch-level depths of Congresswoman Katie Hill's fall from disgrace, including that Germanic Iron Cross on her pubes, mock Lebron James because you have to, wonder if the Deadspin editorial staff is quite as bad-ass, noble, and speaking truth to power as they think, ponder business tools apps promoting LGBTQ activist content, disavow the entire wing of fake studies known as Social Science, and have the final answer as to why Terminator Dark Fate tanked at the box office.As always, we beg of you in a whorish plea to support the show via a tiny donation to Patreon.com. It's a good way to support the arts without supporting anybody close to being an artist.Blessings,Lex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Young people will always be idiots in the eyes of older people because older people were once young and have the hindsight to see what idiot assholes they were. It's the circle of life. This is why old people vote a ton and don't give a shit that young people don't. Also, they're bored because they can't figure out the Internet.On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I explore the crotch-level depths of Congresswoman Katie Hill's fall from disgrace, including that Germanic Iron Cross on her pubes, mock Lebron James because you have to, wonder if the Deadspin editorial staff is quite as bad-ass, noble, and speaking truth to power as they think, ponder business tools apps promoting LGBTQ activist content, disavow the entire wing of fake studies known as Social Science, and have the final answer as to why Terminator Dark Fate tanked at the box office.As always, we beg of you in a whorish plea to <a href="https://www.patreon.com/join/lastmenonearth?" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">support the show via a tiny donation to Patreon.com.</a> It's a good way to support the arts without supporting anybody close to being an artist.Blessings,Lex. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #165 - Making a Mountain out of Katie Hill

The setting is today. The male of the species has been cowered to near extinction by a combination of privileged white girl Soul Cycle feminism and excessive pass interference calls in football. From their drunken repose at a Hollywood area bar and pizza joint, Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston broadcast the last bastion of masculine thought to a dispersed audience of survivors. Like a giant dick beacon, if that’s your thing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The podcast points out the hypocrisy of virtue signal professionals.  A true joy to listen too.

Funny because it’s true!

Love this podcast! Hilarious and insightful.

Much love!

The setting is today. The male of the species has been cowered to near extinction by a combination of privileged white girl Soul Cycle feminism and excessive pass interference calls in football. From their drunken repose at a Hollywood area bar and pizza joint, Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston broadcast the last bastion of masculine thought to a dispersed audience of survivors. Like a giant dick beacon, if that’s your thing. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

Last Men On Earth

The guys return to chat about Joseph Fiennes landing his dream role of...Michael Jackson?  Then Lola Kirke attends the Golden Globes without shaving her armpits because girl power or something, Kristen Stewart being a convenient lesbian, Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli getting banned from Twitter, Karlie Kloss teaching girls to write code, Lex's experience getting cut off by Mancow on the air, and Matt explains why the hell Chris Brown isn't in jail.   Recorded live at Rocco's Tavern in Studio City Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The guys return to chat about Joseph Fiennes landing his dream role of...Michael Jackson?  Then Lola Kirke attends the Golden Globes without shaving her armpits because girl power or something, Kristen Stewart being a convenient lesbian, Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli getting banned from Twitter, Karlie Kloss teaching girls to write code, Lex's experience getting cut off by Mancow on the air, and Matt explains why the hell Chris Brown isn't in jail.  Recorded live at Rocco's Tavern in Studio City Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #72 - Armpit Hair Female Empowerment?

We discuss Allison Mack's role in Keith Raniere's NXIVM sex cult, how the media ignored a lesbian couple driving six adopted black kids off a cliff, Amy Schumer not being fat enough to be funny, how Shania Twain would have voted in 2016 if she wasn't Canadian, #TimesUp's exclusivity, Charlize Theron's plan to escape American racism by bringing her black babies to South Africa, and Amelia Gray's battle with anorexia and apparent indifference to teen exploitation in celeb culture, all while everyone else at Rocco's Tavern is watching Champions League soccer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss Allison Mack's role in Keith Raniere's NXIVM sex cult, how the media ignored a lesbian couple driving six adopted black kids off a cliff, Amy Schumer not being fat enough to be funny, how Shania Twain would have voted in 2016 if she wasn't Canadian, #TimesUp's exclusivity, Charlize Theron's plan to escape American racism by bringing her black babies to South Africa, and Amelia Gray's battle with anorexia and apparent indifference to teen exploitation in celeb culture, all while everyone else at Rocco's Tavern is watching Champions League soccer. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #122 - Smallville Sex Cult

Ariel Winter

Lex and Matt are back to talk about the death of Rolling Stone and what it means for legacy media and rock n' roll, and then they get into Tom Cruise's Scientological and parental problems, Scottie Nell Hughes further clouding the definition of rape, Ed Skerin turning down his Hellboy role so an Asian (but still not Japanese) actor can have the role, Ariel Winter's tits and her stage mom's role in exploiting them, and Jaime King's thoughts on body positivity equality Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lex and Matt are back to talk about the death of Rolling Stone and what it means for legacy media and rock n' roll, and then they get into Tom Cruise's Scientological and parental problems, Scottie Nell Hughes further clouding the definition of rape, Ed Skerin turning down his Hellboy role so an Asian (but still not Japanese) actor can have the role, Ariel Winter's tits and her stage mom's role in exploiting them, and Jaime King's thoughts on body positivity equality Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #102 - Ariel Winter's Tits

Are we supposed to pretend like that year-long stint of titless Playboy never happened?  Lex and Matt are joined by radio personality Jake Dill at Rocco's Tavern to discuss this as well as Beyonce's lack of musical talent, a bigger, fatter, "more inclusive" SI Swimsuit Issue, Canada's ban on underage-looking sex dolls, how Emily Ratajkowski is the hottest annoying chick out there, the Day Without an Immigrant protest, fashion show bitchiness, and horrible people they secretly admire.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are we supposed to pretend like that year-long stint of titless Playboy never happened?  Lex and Matt are joined by radio personality Jake Dill at Rocco's Tavern to discuss this as well as Beyonce's lack of musical talent, a bigger, fatter, "more inclusive" SI Swimsuit Issue, Canada's ban on underage-looking sex dolls, how Emily Ratajkowski is the hottest annoying chick out there, the Day Without an Immigrant protest, fashion show bitchiness, and horrible people they secretly admire.  Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #77 - Playboy Remembers Their Roots

Scar and Irene from the "Cholos Try" video series stop by to share their views on the #MeToo campaign and Mayim Bialik's opinion, Colin Kaepernick and active NFL kneelers, and P!nk withholding sex from her husband. Lex and Matt then discuss Halloween's gradual erosion into a costumed slutfest, and James Corden's Harvey Weinstein joke that pissed people off.  http://www.watchable.com/shows/13283-cholos-try Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scar and Irene from the "Cholos Try" video series stop by to share their views on the #MeToo campaign and Mayim Bialik's opinion, Colin Kaepernick and active NFL kneelers, and P!nk withholding sex from her husband. Lex and Matt then discuss Halloween's gradual erosion into a costumed slutfest, and James Corden's Harvey Weinstein joke that pissed people off. <a href="http://www.watchable.com/shows/13283-cholos-try" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.watchable.com/shows/13283-cholos-try</a> Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #106 - #YouToo? w/ Scar and Irene from "Cholos Try"

Being a straight white male comes with tremendous privileges. The secret clubs come to mind where we hand each other the keys to the kingdom and recommit ourselves to denying access to all others. Not all that secret; we meet in the back of Carrows every other Tuesday, codename: Kiwanis. With all of this privilege, it's about the disenfranchised people who produce Broadway shows bring to the stage, Straight White Men, a satirical takedown of all this privilege. Matt and I just ordered our tickets. Or did we merely snap our fingers and make them appear? This shit is sinister.SUBSCRIBE TO LMOE PODCAST FOR FREE ON ITUNESOn this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we delve into Straight White Men, the Broadway show, and wonder whether it's truly a Beta male bubble phenomenon or something worth concerning real people, we take a crack at being the only people who care about Demi Lovato, defend the right of unemployed actresses to raise money on Kickstarter to start a female only podcast network free of "creeps", Matt offers suggestions to make Big 3 Basketball even more baller, we contemplate the Tekashi69 origin story, and make fun of the Bronfman heiresses for being part of the Keith Raniere sex cult. I feel this could be the episode that gets put in the Smithsonian.Additionally, for our Patreon most-awesome members, we have Bonus Content featuring a dark and darker discussion of the likes of Dan Harmon's humping-a-baby video and James Gunn's pedo-rape Tweets and how to reconcile those in your hearts and minds. It's disturbing, but we go there. Oh, we go there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Being a straight white male comes with tremendous privileges. The secret clubs come to mind where we hand each other the keys to the kingdom and recommit ourselves to denying access to all others. Not all that secret; we meet in the back of Carrows every other Tuesday, codename: Kiwanis. With all of this privilege, it's about the disenfranchised people who produce Broadway shows bring to the stage, Straight White Men, a satirical takedown of all this privilege. Matt and I just ordered our tickets. Or did we merely snap our fingers and make them appear? This shit is sinister. <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/last-men-on-earth/id1001725748?mt=2" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">SUBSCRIBE TO LMOE PODCAST FOR FREE ON ITUNES</a>On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we delve into Straight White Men, the Broadway show, and wonder whether it's truly a Beta male bubble phenomenon or something worth concerning real people, we take a crack at being the only people who care about Demi Lovato, defend the right of unemployed actresses to raise money on Kickstarter to start a female only podcast network free of "creeps", Matt offers suggestions to make Big 3 Basketball even more baller, we contemplate the Tekashi69 origin story, and make fun of the Bronfman heiresses for being part of the Keith Raniere sex cult. I feel this could be the episode that gets put in the Smithsonian.Additionally, for our Patreon most-awesome members, we have <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-content-20319851" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bonus Content</a> featuring a dark and darker discussion of the likes of Dan Harmon's humping-a-baby video and James Gunn's pedo-rape Tweets and how to reconcile those in your hearts and minds. It's disturbing, but we go there. Oh, we go there. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #129 - Straight White Men, The Male Bashing Musical

We have a rare repeat guest, as Jessica Winther joins Lex and Matt to discuss how some people were uncomfortable with ESPN's Fantasy Football auction, Taylor Swift's ass grab lawsuit victory, erectile dysfunction among young males due to porn.  We also touch on Chelsea Manning covering Vogue, Cindy Crawford's kids, and Matt's thoughts on Christina El Moussa receiving alimony from her ex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have a rare repeat guest, as Jessica Winther joins Lex and Matt to discuss how some people were uncomfortable with ESPN's Fantasy Football auction, Taylor Swift's ass grab lawsuit victory, erectile dysfunction among young males due to porn.  We also touch on Chelsea Manning covering Vogue, Cindy Crawford's kids, and Matt's thoughts on Christina El Moussa receiving alimony from her ex. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #97 - ESPN Fantasy Slave Auction?

You know how in every successive rap album Eminem spends half the record time apologizing for his last album being shitty and promises this one now is finally good -- that's our latest Last Men Podcast, except for the apologizing for the last one bullshit. That's pretty pussy for 8-Mile.JOIN THE FIGHT NOW. OR THE NON-FIGHT. FUCK, CLICK HERE FOR FREE ICE-CREAM AND PORN.In our latest podcast glory, Matt and I discuss Jeffrey Epstein's female lieutenants role in his serial teen girl boning boon, wonder how women got away with turning childbirth into something akin to Silver Star worthy combat duty, analyze the straight-to-Hollywood-twink antics of the latest gay former NFL player, then spend a shit ton of time not really figuring out what straight white males are supposed to do in an age where they are the cellar dwellers of the socio-political pecking order and complaining simply sounds bitchy. It's a tough problem. We're just the guys not to fix it.Now I beseech you to become cheap mofo donors to our podcast Patreon account. While your dollar to PBS simply gives hippy pedophiles who hate America more shows, your dollar to the Last Men on Earth podcast does the same, but without the hippy part. It's super fucking magical. Also, this is how you get into heaven.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know how in every successive rap album Eminem spends half the record time apologizing for his last album being shitty and promises this one now is finally good -- that's our latest Last Men Podcast, except for the apologizing for the last one bullshit. That's pretty pussy for 8-Mile.JOIN THE FIGHT NOW. OR THE NON-FIGHT. FUCK, <a href="https://www.patreon.com/join/lastmenonearth?" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">CLICK HERE FOR FREE ICE-CREAM AND PORN.</a>In our latest podcast glory, Matt and I discuss Jeffrey Epstein's female lieutenants role in his serial teen girl boning boon, wonder how women got away with turning childbirth into something akin to Silver Star worthy combat duty, analyze the straight-to-Hollywood-twink antics of the latest gay former NFL player, then spend a shit ton of time not really figuring out what straight white males are supposed to do in an age where they are the cellar dwellers of the socio-political pecking order and complaining simply sounds bitchy. It's a tough problem. We're just the guys not to fix it.Now I beseech you to <a href="https://www.patreon.com/join/lastmenonearth?" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">become cheap mofo donors to our podcast Patreon account</a>. While your dollar to PBS simply gives hippy pedophiles who hate America more shows, your dollar to the Last Men on Earth podcast does the same, but without the hippy part. It's super fucking magical. Also, this is how you get into heaven. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #163 - Gay Balls, Straight Oppression, and The Miracle of Childbirth

Sometimes I wonder if two half-breeds with poor work habits can actually save this gaseous spinning orb. Then I remember that's the precise winning character formula of every space opera ever. So Matt and I persist. Not because we must, but because we long ago forgot where the door is.On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wade hip deep into the latest bit of Sacha Baron Cohen shtick exposing how stupid old white people are pretty much stupid, old, and white, consider the fact that gay conversion camp films like Boy Erased are made for Oscar consideration, not narrative quality, wonder why a Chinese-American director decided only he can tell the Thai cave boy story, laugh even more at Terry Crews for MeTooing himself onto the Asia Argento support letter fo the Times, and consider the mathematics behind transgender activists insistent than only transgender actors can portray transgender characters in movies and TV. I think we talk for like four beers.Also, bonus content for our Patreon fans, Panties in a Bunch, wherein we talk about the slippery slope danger of felony hate crimes being attached to all these drunk old topless racist curmudgeons in the park. For whom the bell tolls, and all that line of thinking. Be sure to listen. This will be on the quiz.If you like us, or hate us, but so much so that it circles back to like, subscribe and write us a quick review on iTunes. It's what Babe Ruth would be doing if he were alive today. After whoring. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes I wonder if two half-breeds with poor work habits can actually save this gaseous spinning orb. Then I remember that's the precise winning character formula of every space opera ever. So Matt and I persist. Not because we must, but because we long ago forgot where the door is.On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wade hip deep into the latest bit of Sacha Baron Cohen shtick exposing how stupid old white people are pretty much stupid, old, and white, consider the fact that gay conversion camp films like Boy Erased are made for Oscar consideration, not narrative quality, wonder why a Chinese-American director decided only he can tell the Thai cave boy story, laugh even more at Terry Crews for MeTooing himself onto the Asia Argento support letter fo the Times, and consider the mathematics behind transgender activists insistent than only transgender actors can portray transgender characters in movies and TV. I think we talk for like four beers.Also, <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/lmoe-128-bonus-20163864" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">bonus content for our Patreon fans</a>, Panties in a Bunch, wherein we talk about the slippery slope danger of felony hate crimes being attached to all these drunk old topless racist curmudgeons in the park. For whom the bell tolls, and all that line of thinking. Be sure to listen. This will be on the quiz.If you like us, or hate us, but so much so that it circles back to like, <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/last-men-on-earth/id1001725748" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">subscribe and write us a quick review on iTunes</a>. It's what Babe Ruth would be doing if he were alive today. After whoring. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #128 - Gay Conversion Sleep-away Camp

We wrap up this crazy year with ESPN's John Skipper departing the network due to substance abuse, and how they released the John Buccigross/Adrienne Lawrence texts, Anita Hill's new CASHEW gig, SI swimsuit model Paulina Porzikova on sexual harassment as a compliment, Hollywood celebrities jumping the gun on hot button social issues, Morgan Spurlock pre-confessing his sins, and finally Amanda Knox's new TV show about gender bias toward women on trial. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We wrap up this crazy year with ESPN's John Skipper departing the network due to substance abuse, and how they released the John Buccigross/Adrienne Lawrence texts, Anita Hill's new CASHEW gig, SI swimsuit model Paulina Porzikova on sexual harassment as a compliment, Hollywood celebrities jumping the gun on hot button social issues, Morgan Spurlock pre-confessing his sins, and finally Amanda Knox's new TV show about gender bias toward women on trial. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #114 - #ESPNtoo

Alex Rose Wiesel joins us as well as Lex's friend Mary Kate Gaffney to talk about George H. W. Bush's ass-grabbing allegations, Facebook's cunning plan to fight revenge porn, and the Scale Of Victimization Test, Kim Kardashian's surrogate baby shower, and Matt's take on the plight of the Male half of our species. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alex Rose Wiesel joins us as well as Lex's friend Mary Kate Gaffney to talk about George H. W. Bush's ass-grabbing allegations, Facebook's cunning plan to fight revenge porn, and the Scale Of Victimization Test, Kim Kardashian's surrogate baby shower, and Matt's take on the plight of the Male half of our species. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #110 - Send Nudes to Facebook

Of course, certain stories just drop right into your lap like exotic dances on the make. When Asia Argento and her sisters armed with venom at the seedy Hollywood system and its even seedier players, you simply knew shoes would drop in all sorts of directions. Partly based on the fact Harvey Weinstein and his team of Mossad trained information assassins are on a scorched earth policy; and partly because everybody in this business is dirty. Finding sexual indiscretions and hypocrisy in the lives of entertainment industry veteran is like finding gambling in Casablanca. You need only look.In addition to delving into how Asia Argento probably did push Anthony Bourdain over the bathrobe belt cliff, on this week's podcast Matt and I get into the sad sack that is Terry Crews, Tekashi69's plea to go by his kindly Hispanic birth name while in court, why older guys suddenly feel a need to explain to the world why they like younger women, laugh mostly at PETA's latest animal campaign, talk Kelsey Grammer's new pube slave tattoo, and question exactly what it might take to kill Lamar Odom to the death. It's explicit. But explicit is good. In our bonus segment this week for Patreon subscribers, we delve into Rosamund Pike's baffling and attempting to be heroic story about refusing to show her body off in casting for a Bond movie. Everybody in town's got a story. And in every story, they are amazing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Of course, certain stories just drop right into your lap like exotic dances on the make. When Asia Argento and her sisters armed with venom at the seedy Hollywood system and its even seedier players, you simply knew shoes would drop in all sorts of directions. Partly based on the fact Harvey Weinstein and his team of Mossad trained information assassins are on a scorched earth policy; and partly because everybody in this business is dirty. Finding sexual indiscretions and hypocrisy in the lives of entertainment industry veteran is like finding gambling in Casablanca. You need only look.In addition to delving into how Asia Argento probably did push Anthony Bourdain over the bathrobe belt cliff, on this week's podcast Matt and I get into the sad sack that is Terry Crews, Tekashi69's plea to go by his kindly Hispanic birth name while in court, why older guys suddenly feel a need to explain to the world why they like younger women, laugh mostly at PETA's latest animal campaign, talk Kelsey Grammer's new pube slave tattoo, and question exactly what it might take to kill Lamar Odom to the death. It's explicit. But explicit is good. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/20933215" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">In our bonus segment this week for Patreon subscribers</a>, we delve into Rosamund Pike's baffling and attempting to be heroic story about refusing to show her body off in casting for a Bond movie. Everybody in town's got a story. And in every story, they are amazing. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #132 - Asia Argento #SheToo

Jerod Zavistoski

We're joined by LA's top dating coach Jerod Zavistosky this week for a rousing roundtable on Harvey Weinstein's harassment, Cam Newton's smugly smiling sexist reply to a female sports reporter, how a TSA agent asked out Brie Larson, Amber Rose complaining of being degraded as a "former stripper" (after forming her namesake SlutWalk), and finally ESPN and Jemele Hill. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're joined by LA's top dating coach Jerod Zavistosky this week for a rousing roundtable on Harvey Weinstein's harassment, Cam Newton's smugly smiling sexist reply to a female sports reporter, how a TSA agent asked out Brie Larson, Amber Rose complaining of being degraded as a "former stripper" (after forming her namesake SlutWalk), and finally ESPN and Jemele Hill. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE 105 - Jerod Zavistoski

We kick off 2018 chatting about CNN's big gay New Year's Eve party, Terry Crews' backfiring male #MeToo lawsuit, some guy suing Iliza Shlesinger for her girls only comedy night, Iceland's solution to unequal pay, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton's thoughts on his nephew's wardrobe choices, the new name for Hollywood's new anti-sexual harassment coalition and its fundraising, and Logan Paul's Suicide Forest video. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We kick off 2018 chatting about CNN's big gay New Year's Eve party, Terry Crews' backfiring male #MeToo lawsuit, some guy suing Iliza Shlesinger for her girls only comedy night, Iceland's solution to unequal pay, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton's thoughts on his nephew's wardrobe choices, the new name for Hollywood's new anti-sexual harassment coalition and its fundraising, and Logan Paul's Suicide Forest video. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE 115 - Iceland Solves the Gender Pay Gap!

Opportunistic Rose McGowan's "Brave" memoir about the evils of Hollywood, where soon there might be nobody left to produce big projects, especially since the Weinstein scandal revealed how all the big media outlets are in cahoots. Then we have Larry David telling concentration camp jokes on SNL and Taylor Swift being accused of white supremacist complicity, and Lamar Odom takes another fall toward his demise. And even though our guest never showed up, we ponder the intersection of feminism and beauty pageants. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Opportunistic Rose McGowan's "Brave" memoir about the evils of Hollywood, where soon there might be nobody left to produce big projects, especially since the Weinstein scandal revealed how all the big media outlets are in cahoots. Then we have Larry David telling concentration camp jokes on SNL and Taylor Swift being accused of white supremacist complicity, and Lamar Odom takes another fall toward his demise. And even though our guest never showed up, we ponder the intersection of feminism and beauty pageants. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #109 - We Were Stood Up!

The benefit of a modern digital and omnipresent media is the ability to know the sick and disturbing truths about anyone and anything we once held dear. Wait, I meant, that's the downside. The benefit is free porn. Easy to forget the distinction, even if it is the basis of our little weekly get-together on The Last Men on Earth.On this week's podcast we definitely and fairly deride John McCain, wonder whether truth matters at all in the making of a modern rape victim singer-songwriter, discuss who might be the arbiter of when #MeToo convicted offenders might be able to come back above ground, discuss the media's overblown reaction to Hawaii's volcano eruption and how they're ruining everything, dare each to visit a sex doll brothel to have a poke at latex A.I., and play America's hottest new game: who's more despicable -- Asia Argento or Rose McGowan? Hint, you can't answer wrongly. In our bonus segment for Patreon.com members of the show, we delve into Demi Lovato's pill dealer's rather brazen interview about sex and Oxy with Demi on slow nights in the hills. It's sickening. I mean, we are sickening, not a burned out former kid star drug addict and her gold medallion wearing connect getting it on. That's quite beautiful. Check it out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The benefit of a modern digital and omnipresent media is the ability to know the sick and disturbing truths about anyone and anything we once held dear. Wait, I meant, that's the downside. The benefit is free porn. Easy to forget the distinction, even if it is the basis of our little weekly get-together on The Last Men on Earth.On this week's podcast we definitely and fairly deride John McCain, wonder whether truth matters at all in the making of a modern rape victim singer-songwriter, discuss who might be the arbiter of when #MeToo convicted offenders might be able to come back above ground, discuss the media's overblown reaction to Hawaii's volcano eruption and how they're ruining everything, dare each to visit a sex doll brothel to have a poke at latex A.I., and play America's hottest new game: who's more despicable -- Asia Argento or Rose McGowan? Hint, you can't answer wrongly. In our bonus segment for <a href="http://Patreon.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patreon.com</a> members of the show, we delve into Demi Lovato's pill dealer's rather brazen interview about <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/21089261" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">sex and Oxy with Demi on slow nights in the hills</a>. It's sickening. I mean, we are sickening, not a burned out former kid star drug addict and her gold medallion wearing connect getting it on. That's quite beautiful. Check it out. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #133 - Louis C.K. Untugged

R. Kelly claims he's not holding young women against their will in exchange for furthering their music careers, Disney's live-action Aladdin production, Matt laments how award shows have become little more than celebrating survivors of rape stories that may or may not have actually happened, Ariel Winter gets body shamed online, Matt tries out a new segment about how Award shows are now just rape story circle jerks, an update on Mattress Girl and Columbia University, and Caitlyn Jenner attacks Jimmy Kimmel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

R. Kelly claims he's not holding young women against their will in exchange for furthering their music careers, Disney's live-action Aladdin production, Matt laments how award shows have become little more than celebrating survivors of rape stories that may or may not have actually happened, Ariel Winter gets body shamed online, Matt tries out a new segment about how Award shows are now just rape story circle jerks, an update on Mattress Girl and Columbia University, and Caitlyn Jenner attacks Jimmy Kimmel Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #93 - R. Kelly's Sex Cult

Sound guy Brian somehow didn't save last week's amazing episode, but he's back and sober enough to remember to hit "save" at the correct time as Lex and Matt discuss that outrage-inducing Pepsi ad with Kendall Jenner, Lena Dunham losing weight and therefore selling out, why David Spade gets so much tail, Rupert Sanders claiming his artistic inspiration came from nailing Kristen Stewart and wrecking his marriage, how Pam Anderson and Julian Assange are definitely still fucking, Brits dropping "Easter" from the name of their egg hunt, and that Funny Or Die video about why men should pay for pap smears or some damn thing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sound guy Brian somehow didn't save last week's amazing episode, but he's back and sober enough to remember to hit "save" at the correct time as Lex and Matt discuss that outrage-inducing Pepsi ad with Kendall Jenner, Lena Dunham losing weight and therefore selling out, why David Spade gets so much tail, Rupert Sanders claiming his artistic inspiration came from nailing Kristen Stewart and wrecking his marriage, how Pam Anderson and Julian Assange are definitely still fucking, Brits dropping "Easter" from the name of their egg hunt, and that Funny Or Die video about why men should pay for pap smears or some damn thing. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #82 - Non-Denominational Egg Hunts?

Ashley Graham

Who does V Magazine think the target audience for Ashley Graham's nude photos is? Lex and Matt dive deep into this and Rosie O'Donnell nakedly chasing her teen daughter around with a wine bottle, Mark Zuckerberg's "listening tour," selling murderers' cars, Fox News sexual harassment house-cleaning, the dumbass models blindly promoting the disastrous FyreFest, and Lonzo Ball's dad milking him for all he's worth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who does V Magazine think the target audience for Ashley Graham's nude photos is? Lex and Matt dive deep into this and Rosie O'Donnell nakedly chasing her teen daughter around with a wine bottle, Mark Zuckerberg's "listening tour," selling murderers' cars, Fox News sexual harassment house-cleaning, the dumbass models blindly promoting the disastrous FyreFest, and Lonzo Ball's dad milking him for all he's worth. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #85 - Ashley Graham nude...no, wait, come back!

Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston are back at it, this week diving into Texas' transsexual state wrestling champion, an African woman-only commune called Umoja, Funny Or Die taking the easy, safe route for comedy in a departure from their origin, Ryan Seacrest and his hairdresser's spanking allegations, NBC's "Good Girls" and the thousands of women-can-do-men-stuff-too TV shows to come, and finally, of course, stats surrounding school shootings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston are back at it, this week diving into Texas' transsexual state wrestling champion, an African woman-only commune called Umoja, Funny Or Die taking the easy, safe route for comedy in a departure from their origin, Ryan Seacrest and his hairdresser's spanking allegations, NBC's "Good Girls" and the thousands of women-can-do-men-stuff-too TV shows to come, and finally, of course, stats surrounding school shootings. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

LMOE #118 - Fifty Shades of Seacrest?

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