Morning Dream Vibes / The Occult Pursuits and UFO Encounters of Ronald Regan / Sirius Business / Buffett Danzig Mashup / Printing Your Way to a Witch Hunt / Jackson Danzig Mashup / Fucking Lightning How Does That Work / Butthole Synchs

Morning Dream Vibes / The Occult Pursuits and UFO Encounters of Ronald Regan / Sirius Business / Buffett Danzig Mashup / Printing Your Way to a Witch Hunt / Jackson Danzig Mashup / Fucking Lightning How Does That Work / Butthole Synchs

Episode 205 - Dog Daze

Charles and I do a show live in studio! We reveal the mysteries of the Swedes, the Paris Catacombs, the aliens, the Roswell crash, the inner Earth, the Moon, the economy, and bus travel. What a fun time! 

Charles and I do a show live in studio! We reveal the mysteries of the Swedes, the Paris Catacombs, the aliens, the Roswell crash, the inner Earth, the Moon, the economy, and bus travel. What a fun time!

Episode 204 - Missionaries From Outer Space

Alien Or Fae / Beers Wide Shut / Talkin’ Back To The Night / Incension Donk / Gandalf As Mithras / Major Deadhead Joseph Campbell / The Rose Of Paracelsus / So Many Roads

Alien Or Fae / Beers Wide Shut / Talkin’ Back To The Night / Incension Donk / Gandalf As Mithras / Major Deadhead Joseph Campbell / The Rose Of Paracelsus / So Many Roads

Episode 203 - A Midsummer Night's UFO Abduction

Charles and I talk Crocs, Phreaking, and the collective life of the Boomers flashing before their eyes. 

Charles and I talk Crocs, Phreaking, and the collective life of the Boomers flashing before their eyes.

Episode 202 - Boomer Fever Dream

Pranjal and I talk Finnish metal fame, economics, AI disruption, Buddhist meditation mummification, Kenyan starvation cults, the perils of claiming you’re Jesus, Nigerian campus cults, self-help cults, and much more! 

Pranjal and I talk Finnish metal fame, economics, AI disruption, Buddhist meditation mummification, Kenyan starvation cults, the perils of claiming you’re Jesus, Nigerian campus cults, self-help cults, and much more!

Episode 201 - Define Cult

DOWNLOAD:  https://drive.google.com/file/d/1h8znOt3iJOzI_unL6I53jBoTWTMe37GX/ OMG the NAD Movie! It's finally here! But first, join me live on the Red Carpet for the pre-show and a special countdown to the big event! It’s the most magical night in Tinseltown. Enjoy! 

DOWNLOAD: <a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/1h8znOt3iJOzI_unL6I53jBoTWTMe37GX/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://drive.google.com/file/d/1h8znOt3iJOzI_unL6I53jBoTWTMe37GX/</a> OMG the NAD Movie! It's finally here! But first, join me live on the Red Carpet for the pre-show and a special countdown to the big event! It’s the most magical night in Tinseltown. Enjoy!

Episode 200 - Found Footage Fest

A very special episode in which I finally reveal the Secret!

A very special episode in which I finally reveal the Secret!

Episode 199 - The Secret

Hiroshima Super Bowl / Jesus’s Foreskin / Tales of the Chronovisor / Invincible Germany / Lynch and Jones on 9/11 / The Sleeper Must Awaken

Hiroshima Super Bowl / Jesus’s Foreskin / Tales of the Chronovisor / Invincible Germany / Lynch and Jones on 9/11 / The Sleeper Must Awaken

Episode 198 - Now That's What I Call Ignorant

Charles and I talk about the church, reincarnation, and AI—everyone’s favorite subjects! Come, join us.

Charles and I talk about the church, reincarnation, and AI—everyone’s favorite subjects! Come, join us.

Episode 197 - Artificial Religion

Pranjal and I hang out and talk about everything from nature of belief to the spiritual void of modern tech to the Maya Illusion to weird literature to occult philosophy to geopolitics to giants, and much more!

Pranjal and I hang out and talk about everything from nature of belief to the spiritual void of modern tech to the Maya Illusion to weird literature to occult philosophy to geopolitics to giants, and much more!

Episode 196 - Through A Puppet Darkly

Horror / Comedy / Sci-Fi / Ghosts / Aliens / UFOs / Occult / Metal / Conspiracy Theory / Travel / Podcast

This is the funniest podcast out there. Cryptids, stock tips everything.

RIP ILL CON LOVE LIVE NITES AD

The newest episode with the q anon songs is the best

Qanon jams

Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark

Charles and I discuss the role of Military AI in controlling US politics, personal identity, and reality itself. This one goes deep!

Charles and I discuss the role of Military AI in controlling US politics, personal identity, and reality itself. This one goes deep!

Episode 95 - Who Created The Soy Boys?

It's the much anticipated debut of Illogical Contraption's newest unneccesary spinoff, DEATH METAL DADS!  In this pilot episode, your intrepid hosts Shelby and Aesop discuss Dadness, Sadness, Madness, Death Metal Addiction, Valentine's Day, Natural Purple Watermelon Flavor, Morbid Angel, and Floridian Rednecks, all the while floating on a bromantic cloud of Lick Me All Over incense. 

It's the much anticipated debut of Illogical Contraption's newest unneccesary spinoff, DEATH METAL DADS!  In this pilot episode, your intrepid hosts Shelby and Aesop discuss Dadness, Sadness, Madness, Death Metal Addiction, Valentine's Day, Natural Purple Watermelon Flavor, Morbid Angel, and Floridian Rednecks, all the while floating on a bromantic cloud of Lick Me All Over incense.

DEATH METAL DADS: Episode 1 - Altars of Dadness

Where are all the aliens? Will and I tackle the massive, cosmos-spanning subject of the Fermi Paradox. What is the Great Filter? Are we headed for transcension? Tune in to hear us wildly speculate!

Where are all the aliens? Will and I tackle the massive, cosmos-spanning subject of the Fermi Paradox. What is the Great Filter? Are we headed for transcension? Tune in to hear us wildly speculate!

Episode 96 -  Great Fermi Transcension Paradox Filter Thing

Hurricane weather modification warfare / Secret space laser arms race / Face modeling on the iPhone X / The shortcomings of simulated reality / Religious implications of technological advancement / Exposing information and control of the internet / Google censorship / Global financial war motive behind Equifax hack / Extreme astrological happenings in September

Hurricane weather modification warfare / Secret space laser arms race / Face modeling on the iPhone X / The shortcomings of simulated reality / Religious implications of technological advancement / Exposing information and control of the internet / Google censorship / Global financial war motive behind Equifax hack / Extreme astrological happenings in September

Episode 91 - Making Friends And Influencing People With Charles

Get ready for 2 hours and 23 minutes of top shelf weirdness, co-starring, in chronological order, everyone who has ever dared to appear on Nights After Dark! I asked each guest to pick their Favorite Weird Thing (conspiracy theory / fringe idea / cryptid / etc) and explain it to me. Every single one of them brought the fire. I love you all! Kiss kiss kiss kiss! Now press play and let the strange vibes wash over you. -GUEST LIST- 0:00:33 - SARAH &amp; HER TAROT 0:42:00 - SHELBY 0:55:08 - AL 1:01:08 - CHARLES 1:12:00 - JASON 1:22:48 - CORY &amp; ZACK 1:30:47 - ORION 1:39:05 - SARA &amp; WELF 2:01:35 - COLIN 2:13:28 - WILL 2:21:08 - CLOSING STATEMENT

Get ready for 2 hours and 23 minutes of top shelf weirdness, co-starring, in chronological order, everyone who has ever dared to appear on Nights After Dark! I asked each guest to pick their Favorite Weird Thing (conspiracy theory / fringe idea / cryptid / etc) and explain it to me. Every single one of them brought the fire. I love you all! Kiss kiss kiss kiss! Now press play and let the strange vibes wash over you. -GUEST LIST- 0:00:33 - SARAH &amp; HER TAROT 0:42:00 - SHELBY 0:55:08 - AL 1:01:08 - CHARLES 1:12:00 - JASON 1:22:48 - CORY &amp; ZACK 1:30:47 - ORION 1:39:05 - SARA &amp; WELF 2:01:35 - COLIN 2:13:28 - WILL 2:21:08 - CLOSING STATEMENT

Episode 100 - Episode 100

Have you been feeling CONFUSED recently? Has reality CRUMBLED around you? Don’t panic! Just sit back, relax, and let Charles and I expose the occultic deep state engines driving the chaos of the world, and why Kim Kardashian of all fucking people is the lynchpin holding everything together.

Have you been feeling CONFUSED recently? Has reality CRUMBLED around you? Don’t panic! Just sit back, relax, and let Charles and I expose the occultic deep state engines driving the chaos of the world, and why Kim Kardashian of all fucking people is the lynchpin holding everything together.

Episode 73 - Failed Sacrifice Of The Year

LOCATION: Venice, Italy   TOPICS:  Jump Start Your Horse / Twelve Thousand Registered Hookers / Louie Futon / Heart In A Pyramid / Can’t Say No To An Angel / Dad Hard / Bang Some Peasants / Garth Brooks, Mind Slave / Conspiracy of Stupidity / How Men Get Their Power / Break Out Of Brixton

LOCATION: Venice, Italy TOPICS:  Jump Start Your Horse / Twelve Thousand Registered Hookers / Louie Futon / Heart In A Pyramid / Can’t Say No To An Angel / Dad Hard / Bang Some Peasants / Garth Brooks, Mind Slave / Conspiracy of Stupidity / How Men Get Their Power / Break Out Of Brixton

Episode 4 - Masks Of The Illum-Armani

Guest Starring: Charles the Heckler! Location: New York City Topics: A Special Message From Barth Grooks / Slaw Talk / Numerology and the Grid / Boaz and Joaquin Phoenix / 30 Rock, Shrine to Lucifer / Nob Talk / Hunger Games, Bellwether of the Apocalypse / Please Don’t Wash This / Some Serious Dan Brown Shit / Think About the Magic Seven

Guest Starring: Charles the Heckler! Location: New York City Topics: A Special Message From Barth Grooks / Slaw Talk / Numerology and the Grid / Boaz and Joaquin Phoenix / 30 Rock, Shrine to Lucifer / Nob Talk / Hunger Games, Bellwether of the Apocalypse / Please Don’t Wash This / Some Serious Dan Brown Shit / Think About the Magic Seven

Episode 3 - Famous Concrete Dick on 33rd

A Very Special Episode guest starring Jason Frisbie from Pool Party Radio and Shelby Cobras from some stupid show. Listen for magical surprises and mega laffs!

A Very Special Episode guest starring Jason Frisbie from Pool Party Radio and Shelby Cobras from some stupid show. Listen for magical surprises and mega laffs!

Episode 42 - How Do We Fuck It?

In this one: Celebrity Suicides / Obama Conspiracies / Arousing Audio / Ancient German UFO Sightings / And More!

In this one: Celebrity Suicides / Obama Conspiracies / Arousing Audio / Ancient German UFO Sightings / And More!

Episode 109 - Hip To Be Dead

LOCATION: Berlin, Germany TOPICS: Zoo Chat! Wachowski Chat! Akhenaten Chat! German Snack Chat, Vol. II! Wagner Chat!

LOCATION: Berlin, Germany TOPICS: Zoo Chat! Wachowski Chat! Akhenaten Chat! German Snack Chat, Vol. II! Wagner Chat!

Episode 6 - Occult Themes In Classical Music, Vol. II

LOCATION: Berlin, Germany TOPICS: Rocky Horror Chat! Film Festival Chat! German Snack Chat! Mozart Chat! Scriabin Chat! Alien Chat! 

LOCATION: Berlin, Germany TOPICS: Rocky Horror Chat! Film Festival Chat! German Snack Chat! Mozart Chat! Scriabin Chat! Alien Chat!

Episode 5 - Occult Themes In Classical Music, Vol. I

Against my better judgement, NAD HAS RETURNED. Come along as I play rare QAnon jams, talk about buried babies, the Rainbow Girls, DoD oversight of Hollywood, a Canadian cryptid stalking a moose, The Dingo Ate My Baby! and Moonie gun worship rituals.

Against my better judgement, NAD HAS RETURNED. Come along as I play rare QAnon jams, talk about buried babies, the Rainbow Girls, DoD oversight of Hollywood, a Canadian cryptid stalking a moose, The Dingo Ate My Baby! and Moonie gun worship rituals.

Episode 112 - All Conspiracy Theories Are Real Again

Truther Jams! Human Mutilatiions! Rock Bands Down The Rabbit Hole! Describin’ Memes: Funny Club Edition! Republican Initiation Rites! Illuminated Shakespeare! SO MUCH TRUTH YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT! 

Truther Jams! Human Mutilatiions! Rock Bands Down The Rabbit Hole! Describin’ Memes: Funny Club Edition! Republican Initiation Rites! Illuminated Shakespeare! SO MUCH TRUTH YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT!

Episode 49 - Hoo Cares Hoo's Listenin'

Charles and I stop being polite and start getting real about the PG&amp;E Fires, Apple OS Sacrifices, California's Mass Exodus, Tsunamis, Mega Churches, Real Actual Christianity, and more!

Charles and I stop being polite and start getting real about the PG&amp;E Fires, Apple OS Sacrifices, California's Mass Exodus, Tsunamis, Mega Churches, Real Actual Christianity, and more!

Episode 138 - Agenda Twenty Fun

Join Shelby, Charles, and Erik for a highly illuminating discussion! Topics include: Cuck Chat / SPs Will Hate This / My Thetans Are Killin’ Me / Trop Cops: Sea PD / Free Big Lurch / Long Pork / Theories About Conspiracies / Is Super Mario Bros A Hollow Earth Metaphor? / You Literally Just Bought Into The Lie / David Icke Is An OG / The Spirit Of NAD / The Day Of The Meme Is Fucking Over

Join Shelby, Charles, and Erik for a highly illuminating discussion! Topics include: Cuck Chat / SPs Will Hate This / My Thetans Are Killin’ Me / Trop Cops: Sea PD / Free Big Lurch / Long Pork / Theories About Conspiracies / Is Super Mario Bros A Hollow Earth Metaphor? / You Literally Just Bought Into The Lie / David Icke Is An OG / The Spirit Of NAD / The Day Of The Meme Is Fucking Over

Episode 111 - No Conspiracy Theories Are Real

Join me and Will as we discuss Suburban Cryptid TV Man and Nepalese Cryptid the Yeti. Warning: extreme cryptozoological content! Proceed with caution. 

Join me and Will as we discuss Suburban Cryptid TV Man and Nepalese Cryptid the Yeti. Warning: extreme cryptozoological content! Proceed with caution.

Episode 140 - Sacred Yeti Relics

Russian Polka Ska Invasion / If You’re Into Geodes, You’re In Deep / The Wizard's Eye / The Deep Fake Defense / David Icke Documentary / Cosmic Black Death / Lovecraft Excerpt / Moloch Goes To Rome / Vatican Prayer Tracking / McMahon Mandela / All My Rexes Live In Texas / Erik’s Favorite Movies of the Decade Deal With It

Russian Polka Ska Invasion / If You’re Into Geodes, You’re In Deep / The Wizard's Eye / The Deep Fake Defense / David Icke Documentary / Cosmic Black Death / Lovecraft Excerpt / Moloch Goes To Rome / Vatican Prayer Tracking / McMahon Mandela / All My Rexes Live In Texas / Erik’s Favorite Movies of the Decade Deal With It

Episode 139 - The Balls On These Lizards

Charles and I dive yet again into the conspiracy rabbit hole. Enjoy our paranoid rambling and speculation on a wide variety topics, and if you pay attention, you might actually learn something! Also, the debut of a new NAD travel segment: Travel Tips for Occult Locations and Exotic Locales, this time focused on New York City!

Charles and I dive yet again into the conspiracy rabbit hole. Enjoy our paranoid rambling and speculation on a wide variety topics, and if you pay attention, you might actually learn something! Also, the debut of a new NAD travel segment: Travel Tips for Occult Locations and Exotic Locales, this time focused on New York City!

Episode 122 - Occult Hotspots NYC

It's the Nights After Dark Al Sports Edition, featuring Al! Join us for some fascinating locker room discussion on topics such as: Tom Brady cheating with witchcraft, Jose Canseco hunting Bigfoot and time traveling With aliens, sports superstition is basically just magick, and a super dark Hit or Shit on the Memphis Rap Sigils.

It's the Nights After Dark Al Sports Edition, featuring Al! Join us for some fascinating locker room discussion on topics such as: Tom Brady cheating with witchcraft, Jose Canseco hunting Bigfoot and time traveling With aliens, sports superstition is basically just magick, and a super dark Hit or Shit on the Memphis Rap Sigils.

Episode 123 - King Bobo

The best philosophy podcast episodes. Asking questions about how to live a better life, what it means to be and do good, to the idea of God. This topic includes episodes that bring about important questions that everyone should be asking themselves. Add episodes you're interested into your queue below!

Best Episodes on Practical Philosophy & How To Live

The best podcast episodes of the most interesting stories and things. From skyping someone while they're in space, to tracking down and meeting a telephone scammer in person, to the story of a Galapagos. These episodes will keep you and all your friends entertained and captivated for hours. Learn something new in every episode! Add episodes you're interested into your queue below!