Ranked #1
Patch #50 - How Many Chips Should You Take From A Packet Offered To You?
Patch #50 - How Many Chips Should You Take From A Packet Offered To You?
Dion reflects on 50 episodes with his favourite barber. How many chips should you take from a packet offered to you? Can... Read more
20 Aug 2019
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36mins
Ranked #2
Patch #30 - Season 2 Retrospective (Part 2)
Patch #30 - Season 2 Retrospective (Part 2)
#MugQuest, Dion's increasing frustration with Google Home, our discussion about the party pop-in pops back in and the Cu... Read more
10 Jul 2018
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35mins
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Ranked #3
Patch #42 - Can You Refuse To Catch Up With A New Friend?
Patch #42 - Can You Refuse To Catch Up With A New Friend?
Christian sweats over his water bottle, refusing to catch up with new friends and Josh wonders how many reminders you ne... Read more
26 Feb 2019
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34mins
Ranked #4
Patch #9 - Lovely Leathery Juice
Patch #9 - Lovely Leathery Juice
The Rooibos Challenge, A Casual Quest, Christian in a cafe, Dion takes an Uber, where we keep our dirty clothes, Josh ha... Read more
4 Jul 2017
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39mins
Ranked #5
Patch #17 - A Very Patchwork Christmas
Patch #17 - A Very Patchwork Christmas
In this special Christmas Patch, Josh gets no love from a girl at Officeworks, we chat about our Christmas experiences, ... Read more
19 Dec 2017
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43mins
Ranked #6
Patch #31 - How Many Biscuits Is It OK To Eat In One Sitting?
Patch #31 - How Many Biscuits Is It OK To Eat In One Sitting?
Christian's Apple watch purchase and Josh's biscuit eating habits. With special guests Mr Minute, Do You Remember? and R... Read more
11 Sep 2018
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28mins
Ranked #7
Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?
Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?
Dion freezes under the pressure of an overflowing beer; cutting off someone who is repeating a story; Christian picks a ... Read more
17 Sep 2019
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33mins
Ranked #8
Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J
Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J
Our very special guest this episode is the multi-talented Australian comedian and composer, Sammy J. Do venues need to c... Read more
7 Jan 2020
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44mins
Ranked #9
Patch #53 - What Do You Owe Someone Who Gives You A Lift?
Patch #53 - What Do You Owe Someone Who Gives You A Lift?
Would you share your lottery winnings? How about if the ticket was bought for you? Can you refuse to lend a book to a fr... Read more
1 Oct 2019
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33mins
Ranked #10
Patch #51 - Can An Object Save Your Spot In A Line?
Patch #51 - Can An Object Save Your Spot In A Line?
Can you let yourself into someone's house? Can a personal item save your place in a queue? And how long can you leave th... Read more
3 Sep 2019
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30mins
Ranked #11
Patch #15 - Leave A Message If You Wish
Patch #15 - Leave A Message If You Wish
Dion dirties Christian’s car, the perfect voicemail message, The Confessional, discussing life’s routines including slee... Read more
21 Nov 2017
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39mins
Ranked #12
Patch #16 - Unfit For Human Habitation
Patch #16 - Unfit For Human Habitation
Dion visits Christian's Italian Grandparents house, Josh attempts to get repairs done in his rental house, we discuss if... Read more
5 Dec 2017
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40mins
Ranked #13
Patch #8 - Dreaming of Chinese Starfish
Patch #8 - Dreaming of Chinese Starfish
Dream analysis, Monotoly, overseas call centres, complaining to companies, Mad Lifts, stealing lemons and Really Good. W... Read more
21 Jun 2017
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35mins
Ranked #14
Patch #5 - Semi Flexitarian
Patch #5 - Semi Flexitarian
A strange goodbye, being unemployed, Christian the Extra, social sports, stealing Josh's hat, boyfriend fashion, food la... Read more
10 May 2017
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40mins
Ranked #15
Patch #30 - Season 2 Retrospective (Part 1)
Patch #30 - Season 2 Retrospective (Part 1)
The Patchwork host cheatsheet, we revisit email signatures and what to do with mail that's not yours. With a special ret... Read more
26 Jun 2018
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49mins
Ranked #16
Patch #28 - Detective Sass
Patch #28 - Detective Sass
Christian and Dion's defining tram ride, Pythagoras pulls the short stick; being distracted on tours, taking photos with... Read more
22 May 2018
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39mins
Ranked #17
Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 2)
Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 2)
Dion's mum reviews Patchwork, revisiting dirty laundry protocol, childhood bedrooms, becoming a man, revisiting bullying... Read more
4 Oct 2017
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47mins
Ranked #18
Patch #43 - Do You Sign The Back Of Your Credit Card?
Patch #43 - Do You Sign The Back Of Your Credit Card?
Christian takes a deep dive into smelling better, decoding washing machines and signing the back of credit cards. Plus F... Read more
12 Mar 2019
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35mins
Ranked #19
Patch #24 - Everybody Eats My Hummus ft. Andy Matthews
Patch #24 - Everybody Eats My Hummus ft. Andy Matthews
This week and we're joined by comedian, writer, "Two In The Think Tank" podcast host and mug recipient Andy Matthews. Fe... Read more
27 Mar 2018
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41mins
Ranked #20
Patch #10 - How To Pickup A 65 Year-Old CEO
Patch #10 - How To Pickup A 65 Year-Old CEO
Christian’s eventful tram ride, Mad Lifts, Dion tries to pick-up a dad, The Rooibos Challenge, A Casual Quest at the Ski... Read more
19 Jul 2017
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35mins