He checked for the bone. Mammals are different.

He checked for the bone. Mammals are different.

Boneless penis

Contemplating Jan 6, 9/11, how to finish this life in the best possible way, doing the maximum good with minimum ability, racism, transphobia, islamophobia, problems and solutions. 

Contemplating Jan 6, 9/11, how to finish this life in the best possible way, doing the maximum good with minimum ability, racism, transphobia, islamophobia, problems and solutions.

The Wiggles of Death Metal

We'll never stop being thsi way, we'll never stop being this gay.

We'll never stop being thsi way, we'll never stop being this gay.

WE're NOT the Crazy ONes

Funding for Relavent Takes is made possible in part by The World Reading Council; The Corporation for Peoples' Broadcasting and financial support from listeners like you. 

Funding for Relavent Takes is made possible in part by The World Reading Council; The Corporation for Peoples' Broadcasting and financial support from listeners like you.

WHEN HIS MISTRESS DIES - 123122 7.25 PM

NEVER APOLOGIZE

KANYE - BIDEN - PELOSI - BROOKES THESE ARE THE LEADERS OF THE MOVEMENT WE CALL "SHOW." BLUE NO MATTER JEW!

KANYE - BIDEN - PELOSI - BROOKES THESE ARE THE LEADERS OF THE MOVEMENT WE CALL "SHOW." BLUE NO MATTER JEW!

BLUEMAN JEW

EQUITY. BACHELORETTES. ORAL SEX. TAKE A SIP FOR RACIAL JUSTICE, AS THE BOYS DO WELL BY DOING GOOD.

EQUITY. BACHELORETTES. ORAL SEX. TAKE A SIP FOR RACIAL JUSTICE, AS THE BOYS DO WELL BY DOING GOOD.

2W2F 2

WITH PAPA JOE AT THE HELM, THERE'S NO TWEETING, NO PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH RUSSIA, NO ANTAGONIZING NORTH KOREA, NO FBI INVESTIGATIONS, NO SPECIAL COUNSEL...JUST A PRESIDENT QUIETLY DOING THE WORK.

WITH PAPA JOE AT THE HELM, THERE'S NO TWEETING, NO PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH RUSSIA, NO ANTAGONIZING NORTH KOREA, NO FBI INVESTIGATIONS, NO SPECIAL COUNSEL...JUST A PRESIDENT QUIETLY DOING THE WORK.

PREVIEW - NEW EPISODE

NAZIPUNCHRRR HAS RETURNED FROM INDIA WITH STORIES OF DOGS AND HOLINESS. STILL, WE FRET.

LITERALLY RABID

No justice, no peace, NO PROBLEM!

"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted." - Anonymous2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!

Top tier satire

Brilliant

"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted." - Anonymous 2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!

2 WOKE 2 F.

8 years of perfect, stainless, righteous, respectable, decent, antifascist, pro-global, anti-anti-abortion, UN-friendly, SCANDAL-FREE, legitimately-elected, savvy, environmentally-responsible, transparently opaque, non-Russia-controlled, strong, brave, anti-racist, smart, uncompromising, LEGAL, integrity, accomplishment administration of our government.... *BARRY, WE MISSSSS YOUUUUUU!!!!* Now? People gotta rise like the water.

8 years of perfect, stainless, righteous, respectable, decent, antifascist, pro-global, anti-anti-abortion, UN-friendly, SCANDAL-FREE, legitimately-elected, savvy, environmentally-responsible, transparently opaque, non-Russia-controlled, strong, brave, anti-racist, smart, uncompromising, LEGAL, integrity, accomplishment administration of our government.... *BARRY, WE MISSSSS YOUUUUUU!!!!* Now? People gotta rise like the water.

A Whiff of Taint

A New York Times piece teaches us that when Indian kids pick on African-American kids, and pee on them, it's actually Whiteness evolving. (note: "Whiteness" = "racism"). By the way, Trump, Barr and the rest of those crooks are GOING TO JAIL. Whatever the subject, we're not afraid to talk about it.

A New York Times piece teaches us that when Indian kids pick on African-American kids, and pee on them, it's actually Whiteness evolving. (note: "Whiteness" = "racism"). By the way, Trump, Barr and the rest of those crooks are GOING TO JAIL. Whatever the subject, we're not afraid to talk about it.

Innocently Barbecuing

we support James Comey, Jim Clapper, Big John Brennan and the other heroes of US Intelligence

we support James Comey, Jim Clapper, Big John Brennan and the other heroes of US Intelligence

Intelligence is smart

KAMALA HARRIS VIRTUALLY IMPALED joe biden on his own racist past, calling him out for something or other during the 1970's, something about bussing. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT RACIST S--T??? WE TALK - Anti-Fascists! and Andy Ngo - hope you like your milkshake ON THE ROCKS! LOLOLOL - sorry, not sorry, we aren't fascists and don't support fascists, white supremacists, nazis, republicans, MILO, the Proud Boys or Mussolini's brownshirts, okay? Hope so, that's that way it be! Listen, subscribe, share or SUCK IT! -- thanks for your 5-star rating --

KAMALA HARRIS VIRTUALLY IMPALED joe biden on his own racist past, calling him out for something or other during the 1970's, something about bussing. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT RACIST S--T??? WE TALK - Anti-Fascists! and Andy Ngo - hope you like your milkshake ON THE ROCKS! LOLOLOL - sorry, not sorry, we aren't fascists and don't support fascists, white supremacists, nazis, republicans, MILO, the Proud Boys or Mussolini's brownshirts, okay? Hope so, that's that way it be! Listen, subscribe, share or SUCK IT! -- thanks for your 5-star rating --

Ngo Likey Milkshake?? 

RECORDED. LOST. DISCOVERED. EDITED. A LUCKY EVERGREEN EPISODE, NO HEADLINES, JUST A CLIP FROM HANNAH GADSBY'S HILARIOUS STANDUP SPECIAL, NANETTE.

RECORDED. LOST. DISCOVERED. EDITED. A LUCKY EVERGREEN EPISODE, NO HEADLINES, JUST A CLIP FROM HANNAH GADSBY'S HILARIOUS STANDUP SPECIAL, NANETTE.

2W2F -- LOST EPISODE 

THE PRESIDENT IS A RAPIST THE U.S. IS OPERATING CONCENTRATION CAMPS ON THE SO-CALLED SOUTHERN BORDER

THE PRESIDENT IS A RAPIST THE U.S. IS OPERATING CONCENTRATION CAMPS ON THE SO-CALLED SOUTHERN BORDER

PRESIDENT RAPIST

GO WILD

IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT

IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT

Impeachmentlypse NOW!

Greta Thunberg

GRETA THUNBERG IS HERE. STUPID AMERICANS. ANTIFA RULZ. DOWN WITH TRUMP.

GRETA THUNBERG IS HERE. STUPID AMERICANS. ANTIFA RULZ. DOWN WITH TRUMP.

2w2f - SO GRETA THUNBERG

@TALBERTSWAN THE BISHOP - IS THE ONLY ONE TALKING ABOUT "THE FACT THAT TRUMP HAS RAPED 22 WOMEN." WHY!? WHERE IS THIS *AMAZING ECONOMY* WE KEEP HEARING ABOUT? A$AP ROCKY? WHAT? WHO? *NEXT* RASHIDA TLAIB, FEELING VERY COMFORTED. DEATH THREATS AGAINST THE SQUAD!! GET 2 WOKE

@TALBERTSWAN THE BISHOP - IS THE ONLY ONE TALKING ABOUT "THE FACT THAT TRUMP HAS RAPED 22 WOMEN." WHY!? WHERE IS THIS *AMAZING ECONOMY* WE KEEP HEARING ABOUT? A$AP ROCKY? WHAT? WHO? *NEXT* RASHIDA TLAIB, FEELING VERY COMFORTED. DEATH THREATS AGAINST THE SQUAD!! GET 2 WOKE

RACIST WYPIPO

We've been celebrating this entire month as the walls have continued to close in on 45. The IMPEACHMENT has been beautiful in every way. We've treasured every single moment, although, tbh, I missed most of it. I did get to see the incredible testimony of 3 of the professors who provided irrefutable evidence that the president had committed crimes here. It's like, what does it take for you people to grasp this concept... Your President is CORRUPT. Now, pull on your bigboy panties, get him out of the White House and, finally, let's move on. Witness after witness has testified to the effect that, Yes, there was quid pro quo. These things are understood between the parties involved, and, duh, are seldom actually stated point blank. Yes, there was bribery. This isn't too hard to understand, Trump had something of value which he offered for the right/wrong behavior. Done deal, right? How much proof do you need? The Republican Congressmen who defended Trump... I almost feel sorry for them. Is it possible to be, you know, in Congress and NOT understand, like, the law? But no. They're just doing what they're told, because, in the end, Republicans are always a pack beast. They attack in a pack, they think with their leaders' brains, they don't excel at critical thinking. And that's kinda why, in this moment, Nancy can't turn this solid and painstakingly built case over to the dipshits in the Senate. But she'll get the trial she wants out of them, she'll make sure the Senate trial is not only more than fair to Trump, but fair for the American people, who have endured the chaos of this presidency and now deserve to see it definitively end. Forever. And to know that the bad man will never bother them again.

We've been celebrating this entire month as the walls have continued to close in on 45. The IMPEACHMENT has been beautiful in every way. We've treasured every single moment, although, tbh, I missed most of it. I did get to see the incredible testimony of 3 of the professors who provided irrefutable evidence that the president had committed crimes here. It's like, what does it take for you people to grasp this concept... Your President is CORRUPT. Now, pull on your bigboy panties, get him out of the White House and, finally, let's move on. Witness after witness has testified to the effect that, Yes, there was quid pro quo. These things are understood between the parties involved, and, duh, are seldom actually stated point blank. Yes, there was bribery. This isn't too hard to understand, Trump had something of value which he offered for the right/wrong behavior. Done deal, right? How much proof do you need? The Republican Congressmen who defended Trump... I almost feel sorry for them. Is it possible to be, you know, in Congress and NOT understand, like, the law? But no. They're just doing what they're told, because, in the end, Republicans are always a pack beast. They attack in a pack, they think with their leaders' brains, they don't excel at critical thinking. And that's kinda why, in this moment, Nancy can't turn this solid and painstakingly built case over to the dipshits in the Senate. But she'll get the trial she wants out of them, she'll make sure the Senate trial is not only more than fair to Trump, but fair for the American people, who have endured the chaos of this presidency and now deserve to see it definitively end. Forever. And to know that the bad man will never bother them again.

2 NON-BLONDES, 2W2F

ONE OF OUR PROUD ANTIFA SOLDIERS HAS BEEN MURDERED AFTER TRYING TO SAVE THE LIVES OF STARVING, CAGED CHILDREN. CRISIS ON THE BORDER AND IN IRAN. KIDS IN CAGES WITH NO TOOTHBRUSH.

ONE OF OUR PROUD ANTIFA SOLDIERS HAS BEEN MURDERED AFTER TRYING TO SAVE THE LIVES OF STARVING, CAGED CHILDREN. CRISIS ON THE BORDER AND IN IRAN. KIDS IN CAGES WITH NO TOOTHBRUSH.

"masked UP!"

"Donald J. T---p, thy name is violence." He is, just as our esteemed Congressman Nadler boldly and fearlessly stated, a dictator. And Nadler KNOWS taters, mm-kay? As the era of violence, racism, sexism, fear and murder of democracy, time-honored norms and vital protocols of policy both foreign and domestic comes to a long-awaited close, we offer a few creative solutions to fuel your personal revolution. Please put them into practice post haste. We are the RESISTANCE. We are the IRRESISTIBLE FORCE, AAANNND THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT. We embody counterbalanced superlatives, oxymoronic extremes and off-setting penalties. The streets are ours. Why won't they give them to us? Think about it carefully, then go off half-cocked. And get your MIND right.

"Donald J. T---p, thy name is violence." He is, just as our esteemed Congressman Nadler boldly and fearlessly stated, a dictator. And Nadler KNOWS taters, mm-kay? As the era of violence, racism, sexism, fear and murder of democracy, time-honored norms and vital protocols of policy both foreign and domestic comes to a long-awaited close, we offer a few creative solutions to fuel your personal revolution. Please put them into practice post haste. We are the RESISTANCE. We are the IRRESISTIBLE FORCE, AAANNND THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT. We embody counterbalanced superlatives, oxymoronic extremes and off-setting penalties. The streets are ours. Why won't they give them to us? Think about it carefully, then go off half-cocked. And get your MIND right.

TURTH 2 POWER

TOO LATE TO ADMIT IT, BECAUSE YOU ARE. TRANS MAN REALIZES, "TRANS MAN" TRUMP IS WHITE SUPREMACIST NAZI BBQ REARRANGE THE LETTERS ABOVE TO SPELL A PHRASE THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE. DOWN WITH TRUMP AND ALL RACISTS.

TOO LATE TO ADMIT IT, BECAUSE YOU ARE. TRANS MAN REALIZES, "TRANS MAN" TRUMP IS WHITE SUPREMACIST NAZI BBQ REARRANGE THE LETTERS ABOVE TO SPELL A PHRASE THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE. DOWN WITH TRUMP AND ALL RACISTS.

2W2F -- YOU ARE ALL WHITE SUPREMACISTS 

we still woke. you listen. share. review. rate.

we still woke. you listen. share. review. rate.

burning men

2 WOKE = 2 REAL, 2 WOKE = 2 STRONG, 2 WOKE = 2 BAD 4 TRUMP, 2 WOKE = 2 SMART, 2 WOKE = 2 DIE 4, 2 WOKE = 2 MANY 2 KILL,    2 WOKE = UN-4-TUNATE 4 FASCISTS, 2 WOKE = 2 -4THE PRICE OF 1 2 WOKE = 2-OOT UNCOMMON, 2 WOKE = ZERO 4-SKINS.... 2 WOKE = 2 SOPHISTICATED WHITE CAVE-DWELLERS, TRYING TO GET CIVILIZED BEFORE IT'S 2 LATE 4 CHANGE. (HEY Y'ALL... WE OPTIMISTIC TODAY.... AIN'T NEVER 2 LATE 4 CHANGE). SUBSCRIBE, RATE, REVIEW, SHARE TO BEAT TRUMP IN 2020, WE MUST ALL COMBINE OUR POWER. OUR STRENGTH IS IN OUR UNITY. OUR UNITY IS IN OUR COMMAND. BUT WE HAVE TO ALL COME TOGETHER, ALL RACES, ALL 100K GENDERS, ALL LEGAL HUMANS (BECAUSE ALL HUMANS ARE LEGAL), AND ALL GLOBAL CITIZENS (LIVING OR DEAD) WHO SAY THEY CARE ABOUT DEMOCRACY. IT WILL TAKE ALL OF OUR POWER. WE NEED THE POWER OF WOMEN. WE NEED THE POWER OF LBGTQQ7+?. WE NEED BLACK POWER AND YES, WE NEED WHITE POWER TO DEFEAT TRUMP IN 2020. GROW  UP! VOTE! LISTEN!

2 WOKE = 2 REAL, 2 WOKE = 2 STRONG, 2 WOKE = 2 BAD 4 TRUMP, 2 WOKE = 2 SMART, 2 WOKE = 2 DIE 4, 2 WOKE = 2 MANY 2 KILL,    2 WOKE = UN-4-TUNATE 4 FASCISTS, 2 WOKE = 2 -4THE PRICE OF 1 2 WOKE = 2-OOT UNCOMMON, 2 WOKE = ZERO 4-SKINS.... 2 WOKE = 2 SOPHISTICATED WHITE CAVE-DWELLERS, TRYING TO GET CIVILIZED BEFORE IT'S 2 LATE 4 CHANGE. (HEY Y'ALL... WE OPTIMISTIC TODAY.... AIN'T NEVER 2 LATE 4 CHANGE). SUBSCRIBE, RATE, REVIEW, SHARE TO BEAT TRUMP IN 2020, WE MUST ALL COMBINE OUR POWER. OUR STRENGTH IS IN OUR UNITY. OUR UNITY IS IN OUR COMMAND. BUT WE HAVE TO ALL COME TOGETHER, ALL RACES, ALL 100K GENDERS, ALL LEGAL HUMANS (BECAUSE ALL HUMANS ARE LEGAL), AND ALL GLOBAL CITIZENS (LIVING OR DEAD) WHO SAY THEY CARE ABOUT DEMOCRACY. IT WILL TAKE ALL OF OUR POWER. WE NEED THE POWER OF WOMEN. WE NEED THE POWER OF LBGTQQ7+?. WE NEED BLACK POWER AND YES, WE NEED WHITE POWER TO DEFEAT TRUMP IN 2020. GROW  UP! VOTE! LISTEN!

CIVILIZED 

We. Are. At. War. I don't think there are four more alarming words. Except maybe... Four. More. Years. Of. Okay, I didn't fully think that out, but if I didn't think you could finish the sentence, I would've definitely backspaced and thought of another thing. Which means, four words that you might find more alarming than you realize: I. Believe. In. YOU. So? Yeah? Right number of words AND an affirmative message. What's scary about me believing in you? Well.... I. Have. No. Idea. How should I know, it's YOUR pathology or neurosis or whatever, I don't even KNOW who you are. Still, I believe in you. When Qasem and I started Qasem and Qassim, no one believed in us. Not even our own mothers. In fact, you might say, ESPECIALLY our own mothers. Still, we dedicate our first song of protest and resistance to mothers. Not OUR mothers, obvi, but just mothers and to all the motherless children who don't know how good they have it. Too. Woke. To. Fffff.

We. Are. At. War. I don't think there are four more alarming words. Except maybe... Four. More. Years. Of. Okay, I didn't fully think that out, but if I didn't think you could finish the sentence, I would've definitely backspaced and thought of another thing. Which means, four words that you might find more alarming than you realize: I. Believe. In. YOU. So? Yeah? Right number of words AND an affirmative message. What's scary about me believing in you? Well.... I. Have. No. Idea. How should I know, it's YOUR pathology or neurosis or whatever, I don't even KNOW who you are. Still, I believe in you. When Qasem and I started Qasem and Qassim, no one believed in us. Not even our own mothers. In fact, you might say, ESPECIALLY our own mothers. Still, we dedicate our first song of protest and resistance to mothers. Not OUR mothers, obvi, but just mothers and to all the motherless children who don't know how good they have it. Too. Woke. To. Fffff.

Qasem & Qassim 

2W2F - FROSTY SNOW

The first show released in 2020 happens to be the LAST show recorded in 2019. That's because this show takes a minute to process, and we appreciate your interest, patience and engagement. thanks to fans who, like us, oppose Trump so much that you've gone way past Trump Derangement Syndrome and landed on PARTY MANIA fueled by anger and lack of facts. Our practice is to barely follow the news, and we KNOW that we are BETTER informed for it. As long as 45 is at the wheel, up is down, down is also down and ALL rights are lost.

The first show released in 2020 happens to be the LAST show recorded in 2019. That's because this show takes a minute to process, and we appreciate your interest, patience and engagement. thanks to fans who, like us, oppose Trump so much that you've gone way past Trump Derangement Syndrome and landed on PARTY MANIA fueled by anger and lack of facts. Our practice is to barely follow the news, and we KNOW that we are BETTER informed for it. As long as 45 is at the wheel, up is down, down is also down and ALL rights are lost.

Foresight is 2020

KARENS

The Best Multi-Part Documentaries, with documentaries on Obama, Federer vs Nadal, the making of Star Wars, Netflix vs Blockbuster and more. Add episodes you're interested into your queue below!

Best Multi-Part Documentaries

The best podcast episodes on non-current politics. Covering topics such as universal basic income, democracy, poverty & justice and more. For anyone interested in learning more about politics that affect that world, not just now, but in the longer term. Add episodes you're interested into your queue below!