Join Issac Wexler, Thayne Dedrich, Chuck "The Midnight" Hondo, and Kirin - four strangers pulled together from worlds as different as their personalities. They'll explore a mysterious coffee shop, meet people who might not be people, and remember their deaths before being offered the most important repair job ever - repairing the multiverse. Their journey starts here.

Join Issac Wexler, Thayne Dedrich, Chuck "The Midnight" Hondo, and Kirin - four strangers pulled together from worlds as different as their personalities. They'll explore a mysterious coffee shop, meet people who might not be people, and remember their deaths before being offered the most important repair job ever - repairing the multiverse. Their journey starts here.

S1E01 - Arrival, Part One

A Grand Hotel is discovered, Kirin's true name is revealed, and things only get weirder from there. Will The Players take Copernicus' offer? If so, where will they end up? Find out in the exciting conclusion...of the episodes that kick off an entire podcast

A Grand Hotel is discovered, Kirin's true name is revealed, and things only get weirder from there. Will The Players take Copernicus' offer? If so, where will they end up? Find out in the exciting conclusion...of the episodes that kick off an entire podcast

S1E02 - Arrival, Part Two

In this optional episode, the hosts of ToN dive into what makes their characters tick, and how that information carried over into the world of Dungeons and Dragons. We also talk about the abilities they gained, the new classes they chose, and how decisions made in the D&amp;D character creation informed the personalities of the characters before the podcast even started.

In this optional episode, the hosts of ToN dive into what makes their characters tick, and how that information carried over into the world of Dungeons and Dragons. We also talk about the abilities they gained, the new classes they chose, and how decisions made in the D&amp;D character creation informed the personalities of the characters before the podcast even started.

Coffee Break 1

On leaving the Cafe, The Players wind up in a world none of them are familiar with. There are people with strange clothing, entire species that didn't exist in their lives before, and they just happen to arrive on the day a local town is celebrating Market Day. The customs are odd, but at least the food is good. And is that...over on the horizon, do you see it? Could it be the entrance to a Dungeon? Or maybe it's a Dragon, resting in the valley.

On leaving the Cafe, The Players wind up in a world none of them are familiar with. There are people with strange clothing, entire species that didn't exist in their lives before, and they just happen to arrive on the day a local town is celebrating Market Day. The customs are odd, but at least the food is good. And is that...over on the horizon, do you see it? Could it be the entrance to a Dungeon? Or maybe it's a Dragon, resting in the valley.

S1E03 - Market Day

After a long night of restless sleep and drunk texting, The Players decide to resupply before heading out to the Kingdom of Ishmarr, with no other choice but to use weapons and armor they'd normally find primitive. It's going to be a long,  difficult road. And hey, what exactly did the Guard Captain mean when he said "The Underdark is rising?" They'll find out this episode, and it'll only cost the low, low price of their own blood.

After a long night of restless sleep and drunk texting, The Players decide to resupply before heading out to the Kingdom of Ishmarr, with no other choice but to use weapons and armor they'd normally find primitive. It's going to be a long,  difficult road. And hey, what exactly did the Guard Captain mean when he said "The Underdark is rising?" They'll find out this episode, and it'll only cost the low, low price of their own blood.

S1E04 - Bullet in the Gullet

The long road to Ishmarr gets a lot shorter as The Players finally arrive in the city. Now all they have to do is survive until their audience with the King. But this is no easy task on the streets of Ishmarr, what with the baker's dozens of bakers, countless religions and churches, food that may or may not kill you, and existential crisis everywhere you look. The world is different, alright. But The Players are discovering that they could find something familiar in each other.

The long road to Ishmarr gets a lot shorter as The Players finally arrive in the city. Now all they have to do is survive until their audience with the King. But this is no easy task on the streets of Ishmarr, what with the baker's dozens of bakers, countless religions and churches, food that may or may not kill you, and existential crisis everywhere you look. The world is different, alright. But The Players are discovering that they could find something familiar in each other.

S1E05 - Fantasy London

Deep inside the heart of Ishmarr Castle, The Players discover a captured Drow female. Is she friend? Foe? What does this mean for the King, and the mission he's requested? Well a fight breaks out, I can tell you that much. And some stuff happens with a basket of pastries. And they're all just real, real bad at fighting.

Deep inside the heart of Ishmarr Castle, The Players discover a captured Drow female. Is she friend? Foe? What does this mean for the King, and the mission he's requested? Well a fight breaks out, I can tell you that much. And some stuff happens with a basket of pastries. And they're all just real, real bad at fighting.

S1E06 - Royal Fiasco

It's finally time to head into the Underdark. What secrets will the Players find inside? What mysteries will be unveiled? What other questions could you possibly have? Never fear, the answers lie ahead...After a healthy serving of hopefully good-natured ribbing and a not so healthy serving of getting really close to death.

It's finally time to head into the Underdark. What secrets will the Players find inside? What mysteries will be unveiled? What other questions could you possibly have? Never fear, the answers lie ahead...After a healthy serving of hopefully good-natured ribbing and a not so healthy serving of getting really close to death.

S1E07 - Your Classic Rock and Tentacle Conundrum

Hondo's tracking efforts miraculously pay off and lead everyone to a cave system outside the lost Underdark city. The Players discover the secret of the cult. There may or may not be a battle. One of their own may or may not pay a great cost. Other things may or may not happen, but you can be sure that it's one of the most exciting episodes yet.

Hondo's tracking efforts miraculously pay off and lead everyone to a cave system outside the lost Underdark city. The Players discover the secret of the cult. There may or may not be a battle. One of their own may or may not pay a great cost. Other things may or may not happen, but you can be sure that it's one of the most exciting episodes yet.

S1E08 - The Thunder Down Underdark

What does that thing do? How are the Players going to save the world? You wanted answers? Here you go! But fair warning, you did ask for them. Everyone comes together and tries to do their part to enact a plan that may succeed or fail. Holy crap writing a description for this episode is hard. What do you want from me? There are spoilers within the first thirty seconds and it just gets worse from there! So this is how I'm handling it. Filler text for everyone!

What does that thing do? How are the Players going to save the world? You wanted answers? Here you go! But fair warning, you did ask for them. Everyone comes together and tries to do their part to enact a plan that may succeed or fail. Holy crap writing a description for this episode is hard. What do you want from me? There are spoilers within the first thirty seconds and it just gets worse from there! So this is how I'm handling it. Filler text for everyone!

S1E09 - Meet the Hondonians!

Join us every other Wednesday as we make our way through multiple Tabletop RPGs to tell the story of four charismatic heroes seeking to repair the multiverse. It's a journey of epic proportions that will keep you laughing as you piece together the mystery of the world, the characters, and most importantly, that extra-dimensional Coffee Shop known as Cafe Nowhere.

Amazing

This was a fun listen. They all seem like a down to earth group. I LOLed out loud a lot.

Creative enough to keep me listening!

Tales of Nowhere

Something was stolen from Protector's keep, and it may hold the key to the villain's ultimate plan for this universe. But on the homefront, what exactly happened with Kirin? And now that the other Infiniteers have seen what she's become...what are they going to do about it? Find out in this exciting issue!

Something was stolen from Protector's keep, and it may hold the key to the villain's ultimate plan for this universe. But on the homefront, what exactly happened with Kirin? And now that the other Infiniteers have seen what she's become...what are they going to do about it? Find out in this exciting issue!

S1E69 - Menagerie

There are occasionally events that defy explanation, any words you attempt to put to it never seem good enough to put the madness into context. This is one of those times. And if the Infiniteers are really, really lucky, dealing with the zombie horde as their train rolls through no man's land will be the only thing they have to deal with today.

There are occasionally events that defy explanation, any words you attempt to put to it never seem good enough to put the madness into context. This is one of those times. And if the Infiniteers are really, really lucky, dealing with the zombie horde as their train rolls through no man's land will be the only thing they have to deal with today.

S1E53 - The Yuletide Tradition of Zombies on a Train

Excitement! Chaos! Wonder! Join the Infiniteers on an all-new adventure to track down two missing sidekicks and discover the shocking truth at what lies in wait for them in the den full of super powered villains! How will they be able to save themselves, surrounded on all sides by the forces of evil? Find out in the latest issue of Tales of Nowhere!

Excitement! Chaos! Wonder! Join the Infiniteers on an all-new adventure to track down two missing sidekicks and discover the shocking truth at what lies in wait for them in the den full of super powered villains! How will they be able to save themselves, surrounded on all sides by the forces of evil? Find out in the latest issue of Tales of Nowhere!

S1E62 - A Room Full of Johnnys

Never split the party. First rule of tabletop gaming, that's what they tell you. Well, this episode marks a momentous occasion where we broke that rule, and paid for it. It's tempting to split up when you're in the moment. Call it the Scooby Doo Effect. There's advantages in gaining access to more clues, accomplishing more at once, and everyone has less chance that they'll fade into the background, lonely and forgotten while other characters spring to the forefront of the story. What was our reasoning? What can I say, really. Nobody else wanted to have lunch with Issac's mom.

Never split the party. First rule of tabletop gaming, that's what they tell you. Well, this episode marks a momentous occasion where we broke that rule, and paid for it. It's tempting to split up when you're in the moment. Call it the Scooby Doo Effect. There's advantages in gaining access to more clues, accomplishing more at once, and everyone has less chance that they'll fade into the background, lonely and forgotten while other characters spring to the forefront of the story. What was our reasoning? What can I say, really. Nobody else wanted to have lunch with Issac's mom.

S1E13 - Charles in Charge

How do you fight a giant bug monster? No seriously, I'm asking. Cause from my perspective it just seems impossible. Oh right, there's actually two of them. My mistake. Where do the bugs even come from, though? Do you think there's really that many all around you, even right now? It freaks me out just to think of them. Hopefully these things go down quick, without too much collateral damage, where they can never creep anyone out ever again.

How do you fight a giant bug monster? No seriously, I'm asking. Cause from my perspective it just seems impossible. Oh right, there's actually two of them. My mistake. Where do the bugs even come from, though? Do you think there's really that many all around you, even right now? It freaks me out just to think of them. Hopefully these things go down quick, without too much collateral damage, where they can never creep anyone out ever again.

S1E17 - The Bunker Hills Have Eyes Motel

In honor of Mother's Day, join Lonnie, Joan, Rosie, Doctor G, and Stephanie - a group of women in the small town of Cedar Mill - as they track down the cause of the appearance of four mysterious bodies that have shown up in town. To add more fuel to the fire, there's a string of robberies going on that not even the police can solve. Can the Maywood Street Ladies Club put a stop to it? Find out, on this special Mother's Day Episode of Tales of Nowhere!

In honor of Mother's Day, join Lonnie, Joan, Rosie, Doctor G, and Stephanie - a group of women in the small town of Cedar Mill - as they track down the cause of the appearance of four mysterious bodies that have shown up in town. To add more fuel to the fire, there's a string of robberies going on that not even the police can solve. Can the Maywood Street Ladies Club put a stop to it? Find out, on this special Mother's Day Episode of Tales of Nowhere!

S1E36 - The Mother's Day Special

Look, I've done this all before. You know it, and I know it. The problem is, they don't know it. I thought I did my time, I thought I was done, but now here I am back at it again. Except this time I'm not alone, and somehow that's turning out to be a much worse situation. I have a plan though. It's stupid, but it's a plan. Now I just have to hope I can catch them and put it into play before it's too late.

Look, I've done this all before. You know it, and I know it. The problem is, they don't know it. I thought I did my time, I thought I was done, but now here I am back at it again. Except this time I'm not alone, and somehow that's turning out to be a much worse situation. I have a plan though. It's stupid, but it's a plan. Now I just have to hope I can catch them and put it into play before it's too late.

S1E77 - Running from Destiny

Do you like murder, intrigue, and long drives out to the country? Then this episode is definitely for you! With only one real lead to go on, the Infiniteers head outside Arkham for the first time since their arrival in this world. Yes, surprisingly there is an entire world outside the oppression and gloom contained within the city limits. Unfortunately, what they find at their destination is like, prime Arkham material. I'm talking pure, concentrated, full pulp Arkham. Have fun with that!

Do you like murder, intrigue, and long drives out to the country? Then this episode is definitely for you! With only one real lead to go on, the Infiniteers head outside Arkham for the first time since their arrival in this world. Yes, surprisingly there is an entire world outside the oppression and gloom contained within the city limits. Unfortunately, what they find at their destination is like, prime Arkham material. I'm talking pure, concentrated, full pulp Arkham. Have fun with that!

S1E16 - Go Ask Alice

In our 50th episode, a strange woman named Penny shows up at Cafe Nowhere, and the Infiniteers set off on an epic quest through Nowhere to help her out - all the while dealing with some seriously insane side effects brought on by her arrival.

In our 50th episode, a strange woman named Penny shows up at Cafe Nowhere, and the Infiniteers set off on an epic quest through Nowhere to help her out - all the while dealing with some seriously insane side effects brought on by her arrival.

S1E50 - The Musical

Part Three of Three. Nowhere was infected, and the Infiniteers could do nothing to stop the destruction that lay before them. But when all hope seemed lost, a hero emerged from the light, and gave them all exactly what they needed: a song in their hearts, and wings on their shoulders.

Part Three of Three. Nowhere was infected, and the Infiniteers could do nothing to stop the destruction that lay before them. But when all hope seemed lost, a hero emerged from the light, and gave them all exactly what they needed: a song in their hearts, and wings on their shoulders.

S1E73 - Nowhere Like Home: Jukebox Hero

Years from now, rumors will spread of an oasis. A small refuge in the mid-western United States where a strange and beautiful forest grows. They say that in the center of the forest, every December 25th, a traveler visits the oldest tree and grants a single wish to those who can find him. It's only a story, of course. Funny how things get twisted with time.

Years from now, rumors will spread of an oasis. A small refuge in the mid-western United States where a strange and beautiful forest grows. They say that in the center of the forest, every December 25th, a traveler visits the oldest tree and grants a single wish to those who can find him. It's only a story, of course. Funny how things get twisted with time.

S1E54 - The Fabled Ferguson Pine

Part One of Three. Some might call this little misadventure a mistake, I prefer to think of it as a simple oops. Separating the only four people in the entire multiverse capable of preventing its destruction can't be the worst thing ever, right? ...Right?

Part One of Three. Some might call this little misadventure a mistake, I prefer to think of it as a simple oops. Separating the only four people in the entire multiverse capable of preventing its destruction can't be the worst thing ever, right? ...Right?

S1E46 - Strange Lands: On Our Own Again

Given the chance to see the old US rail system in its prime should be a gift. But given all that's happened and what the Infiniteers are riding towards...it's difficult to enjoy the journey when the destination is so grim. But they try their best, it is the holiday season after all. A good hot dog always helps too.

Given the chance to see the old US rail system in its prime should be a gift. But given all that's happened and what the Infiniteers are riding towards...it's difficult to enjoy the journey when the destination is so grim. But they try their best, it is the holiday season after all. A good hot dog always helps too.

S1E52 - Ridin' The Rails

Of course, we all knew we'd have to face our fears eventually. We just didn't know who would be first. It's a tough thing to confront, especially when you're trapped in the body of a twelve year old. At summer camp. Which is not a sentence I ever thought I'd be writing again. In any case, I guess it's nice to take a step back from all the save-the-multiverse stuff and just concentrate on the important things in life, like who can swim the fastest in the lake, or who has a crush on who.

Of course, we all knew we'd have to face our fears eventually. We just didn't know who would be first. It's a tough thing to confront, especially when you're trapped in the body of a twelve year old. At summer camp. Which is not a sentence I ever thought I'd be writing again. In any case, I guess it's nice to take a step back from all the save-the-multiverse stuff and just concentrate on the important things in life, like who can swim the fastest in the lake, or who has a crush on who.

S1E38 - Hondo and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Swim Test

The worst part of being on a team is knowing you can't be selfish. If you don't take their thoughts and opinions into account, you can destroy what made the team work in the first place. On the other hand, living life that way means never getting what you want. I suppose some people try and find compromise. Issac is not one of those people.

The worst part of being on a team is knowing you can't be selfish. If you don't take their thoughts and opinions into account, you can destroy what made the team work in the first place. On the other hand, living life that way means never getting what you want. I suppose some people try and find compromise. Issac is not one of those people.

S1E25 - Honeypot in Space Vegas

Alright, alright, fine. It really does look like we're out of options here, doesn't it? But there's one card left that I can play. I was really hoping it wouldn't come to this, but I guess I should have seen this coming...in every sense of the word. Now there's only one thing left to do before I can sit back and wait for the darkness to take me. Darkness, light, destiny, chaos, everything really. Why did I think this was a good idea again?

Alright, alright, fine. It really does look like we're out of options here, doesn't it? But there's one card left that I can play. I was really hoping it wouldn't come to this, but I guess I should have seen this coming...in every sense of the word. Now there's only one thing left to do before I can sit back and wait for the darkness to take me. Darkness, light, destiny, chaos, everything really. Why did I think this was a good idea again?

S1E79 - Issac Goes Bananas

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