Sidney draws the names for the March Dadness 2023 starting lineup. There are 192 daddies this year!!! Vote on Instagram on @sidneydelorean stories.

March Dadness 2023

Sidney gives a 30 minute update on her life since the last main feed episode, and then discusses 'gooning.'  It's sexy sexy stuff, with a whiff of chronic depression.

Gooning

In light of Netflix's new documentary "Orgasm Inc' Sidney revists the orgasmic meditation cult One Taste.  She warns of giving reverence to "okay looking white bitches" and extols the values of satanism and psychedelics when it comes to personal growth.

Second Taste

Foot binding was a tradition in China that only recently died out.  What are lotus feet, and how where they created? Sidney answers all!

Foot Binding

Returning guest Casey comes on the show to discuss the process of becoming a mortician.  Just in time for Halloween we talk embalming, funerals, grief, and de-gloving!

Mortuary Science

Ezra Miller has been in the headlines, and Sidney tries to make sense of what the heck is going on. If you have a problem with it, go film yourself when you get assaulted for NFT crypto art!

Ezra Miller

Castrati (plural of castrato) were male singers, castrated before puberty in order to maintain their high pitched voices while developing the breath strength of an adult.  Sidney discusses this fascintating time in history after a 20 minute update on her life.  She used many sources, but a special shout out to Opera After Dark for their 2 part series on the castrati.

Castrati

Sidney discusses the villainization of abuse victims through the lense of the Amber Heard/Johnny Depp trial.

No Perfect Victim

Sidney has "Dr. Mallory" on to discuss what harm reduction is, and how it can keep drug users, as well as their communities safe.  Dr. Mallory has 15 years experience as a paramedic and is a 2nd year medical student. Yaasss honey, we got credentials on the show today.

Harm Reduction

John C. Lilly was a scientist who invented float tanks, LOVED LSD and believed that dolphins and humans could establish communication.  "Science" is fucking wild and sometimes it ends with a lady shaving her head and jerking off a dolphin.

The Dophin House

A podcast exploring the fun and weird aspects of our world.

Great conversations on daring topics, definitely a podcast worth checking out.

Easy and fun listening!

Sydney rocks! Such a great personality! I could sit and listen to her for hours ❤️

Amazaballs

Sex, Drugs, & Spirituality

David Goggins

David Goggins is a former Navy Seal and Army Ranger.  He's also an ultramarathoner and all around impressive dude.  Scott McNulty lent Sidney his book "Can't Hurt Me" and came on the show to talk about it.  They talk about the book, it's lessons, and how it inspired them.  They also talk about barbers.

Larry Nassar

Zach Bird is here to discuss the crimes of Larry Nassar and the new HBO documentary about it, 'At the Heart of Gold.'  Larry Nassar is a convicted serial child molester who was the USA Gymnastics national team doctor and a former osteopathic physician at Michigan State University.  Nassar's cumulative sexual assault crimes were the basis of the USA Gymnastics sex abuse scandal, in which he was accused of molesting at least 250 young women and girls, as well as 1 young man dating as far back as 1992.  A majority of his victims were well-known Olympic gymnasts.  This guy is a monster, and a lot can be learned from how he managed to get away with it for over 20 years.

Everybody is talking about it, what the heck is it? The ladies of Semonche get into ASMR and so much more!

ASMR

Poppers, AKA alkyl nitrates are a little known party drug. This episode gets into what it is, why people use it, and how you can safely pop your way into anal paradise.

Poppers

Shoe takes listeners on a journey through the 7 chakras and their meanings.  Sidney gets increasingly agitated as the puddle of ass sweat beneath her grows.  It's a can't miss episode!

Chakras

Talk about family drama, the ladies of Semonche are diving into Greek mythology.  This episode covers how Persephone, a vegetation goddess wound up reigning as queen of the underworld, and how her mother's fury over it affects our lives today.

Persephone

Just when you thought this show stopped talking about drugs, it covers a heavy hitter, meth!  Zach Bird and Sidney Delorean discus the history and physiology of meth, spoiler alert: don't do it!  They also issue some updates on the Buddahfield cult, and mail order brides.  Shout out to listener Sarah, we love you!

Methamphetamine

Satanism- religion, philosophy, or theater? Thankfully Mark Camire from the Mark Talk podcast is on the line to sort through it with Sidney.  It's a gosh darn hoot!

Satanism

The time has finally come! The ladies of Semonche are going full juggalo with an episode dedicated to I.C.P.  Better yet, they have guest expert Deacon Blue in the studio to really school them on what's up.  Whatever your feelings on I.C.P. this episode is not to be missed.

Insane Clown Posse

Transcendental Meditation, or TM is a favorite amongst Hollywood creatives and business people, but what the heck is it and where did it come from?  Sidney has Scott McNulty in the studio to get into it.  They talk about the Maharishi, The Beatles, Mia Farrow, David Lynch and give you a guide to fucking with TM for free!  Most importantly, they advise you never to alone a man's cave.

Transcendental Meditation

Minky Deluxe is here to educate Sidney and the listeners all about age play.  In this uplifting episode, you'll learn all about ABDL, DDLG, and all the types of littles you can be.  Gather your Furbies and Tamagatchis 'round, and get ready for this episode.

Age Play

That pussy be on lockdown!  All joking aside, this is a serious condition that affects many women and their partners.  In the spirit of Semonche (and Mr. Rogers) we are going to mention it so we can manage it.

Vaginismus

R Kelly was the first ever "enemy of the show" so you know the ladies of Semonche were all over Lifetime's 6 part docu-series Surviving R Kelly.  Listen in for a recap of the series and the ladies' feelings on this new information. Spoiler alert: R Kelly sux, Aeceis Clary is a star.

Surviving R Kelly

Sidney Delorean and Sad Baby Beck talk about vaginas.  The good, the bad, and the snake oil.  They discuss Goop, The Hoe Bible, The Vagina Bible and so much more!

Vaginas

Monica Lewinsky

Monica Lewinsky is more than a headline or a joke.  She's a bad ass broad; smart, ballsy, and back in the spotlight using her fame to campaign against cyberbullying.  The ladies of Semonche discuss her back story, the scandal, and what she's up to now.

Alcohol might be the most popular drug in human history.  Depending on who you ask it's either good for your heart or it's pavement on the road to hell.  Let's get into it and you can draw your own conclusions.

Alcohol

Kevin Spacey has been doling out the bad touch to underage boys for decades, and it's just now coming to light!  His reaction to the accusations has been questionable, as have the deaths of 3 accusers.  Rob Love is here to help Sidney make sense of this scandal, and they both declare how much they love life and have ZERO plans of committing suicide.

Kevin Spacey

Lou Pearlman

Lance Bass just released a new documentary on YouTube premium about Lou Pearlman, the founder of the Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC.  The documentary "exposes" him, but there is so much more to the story of this terrible human being.  Zach Bird is in the studio to talk all about it.

Paris a GoGo is back to talk about Jehovah's Witnesses.  Paris had the unique experience of being raised in the religion and is able to offer an insider perspective.  Sidney reveals a little more about her super churchy upbringing, and neither one of these broads is worried about "disfellowshipping."

Jehovah's Witnesses

Quaaludes- a drug with a mythical reputation.  What were they, and are they still around?

Quaaludes

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Best True Crime Podcasts

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