Ranked #1
90. Family Union
90. Family Union
Some families are small, some are swollen and grotesque. Some families have daddies, some have secrets. The Crispos invi... Read more
12 Nov 2019
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37mins
Ranked #2
89. The Forgotten Man
89. The Forgotten Man
Forget your mom! Forget your dad! Forget your siblings! Forget everything if it means remembering the Story. Forget your... Read more
29 Oct 2019
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35mins
Ranked #3
3. An Audience with the Queen
3. An Audience with the Queen
today we celebrate the feast day of sain't jo, in whose matronage we engage so ruefully: lewdness, grotesquerie, tragedy... Read more
13 Feb 2018
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20mins
Ranked #4
88. The Passage Of Memory
88. The Passage Of Memory
Our families fade from us. It is an effort to keep them by our side. The Story knows how our minds slip and slosh! Anyho... Read more
15 Oct 2019
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35mins
Ranked #5
4. A Perfect Vessel
4. A Perfect Vessel
on this day we remember a patron true a saint of courage and unshakable faith. that's why we all wear our prettiest clot... Read more
20 Feb 2018
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19mins
Ranked #6
60. They Made A Strange Love - Guest Preacher Joe Pera
60. They Made A Strange Love - Guest Preacher Joe Pera
Love is like the faint reek of urine: it’s in the air. Breathe deep, brothers and sisters, and welcome the Story’s acid ... Read more
19 Mar 2019
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21mins
Ranked #7
28. The Boat That Went To Hell - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks
28. The Boat That Went To Hell - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks
All kinds of boats out there, with funny names, too. Brigantine. Schooner. Paddle. In a way, this here church is a boat,... Read more
7 Aug 2018
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28mins
Ranked #8
82. Last Impressions - Guest Preacher Henry Zebrowski
82. Last Impressions - Guest Preacher Henry Zebrowski
Anyone could be you. You are a buncha bodily tics and vocal inflections. A rude friend or knowing coworker could rip you... Read more
6 Aug 2019
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23mins
Ranked #9
5. Super Value Menu
5. Super Value Menu
yes uh huh some of us enjoy the salty treats of food which is fast, and others of us depend upon yon morsels, teeth decr... Read more
27 Feb 2018
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21mins
Ranked #10
37. The Boys Open
37. The Boys Open
Two boys in the courthouse. Two boys with the clerk. Two boys in the swimming pool. Two boys out to work. Gosh, all thos... Read more
9 Oct 2018
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17mins
Ranked #11
46. The Mathematics Of Grocery Stores
46. The Mathematics Of Grocery Stores
The grocer is our friend in commerce and our enemy in the Story. We do not deserve options for cereal, nor variety in ou... Read more
11 Dec 2018
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26mins
Ranked #12
50. The Son Of God Dies from Multiple Stab Wounds
50. The Son Of God Dies from Multiple Stab Wounds
I’ll make you my son if you don’t behave, and you won’t like what happens to my sons. Ohh they do ALL of daddy’s chores,... Read more
15 Jan 2019
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22mins
Ranked #13
51. The House Of Crispo Part 1
51. The House Of Crispo Part 1
Cherish the disobedient child. Cherish their ignorance. For only the rude and stupid can be enveloped into the heart of ... Read more
22 Jan 2019
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22mins
Ranked #14
57. The Bear Musician - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks
57. The Bear Musician - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks
The Story sloshed over the rim of the Story cup, and did spill one fresh for you. In this special bonus service, we witn... Read more
1 Mar 2019
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19mins
Ranked #15
92. Hot Pics Wedding Rings OK - Guest Chaplain Jackie Zebrowski
92. Hot Pics Wedding Rings OK - Guest Chaplain Jackie Zebrowski
Ohh send me a sexy pic, sexfriend. Heh heh, oh I’m a person alright, wink wink hush, a sexperson ready to sex, sex, sex!... Read more
10 Dec 2019
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42mins
Ranked #16
23. When Dominoes Pizza Let A Teen Die - Guest Preacher Holden McNeely
23. When Dominoes Pizza Let A Teen Die - Guest Preacher Holden McNeely
Wear that grin between grease-soaked lips and chew the curds of delights digested. Let the bolus yon esophagus squelches... Read more
3 Jul 2018
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23mins
Ranked #17
67. Hoofs And Feet
67. Hoofs And Feet
A barnyard animal makes barnyard noises and behaves as though all the world, the very universe, is a barnyard. They kick... Read more
30 Apr 2019
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28mins
Ranked #18
68. When You Watch Me
68. When You Watch Me
This one is for you, in all your greasy splendor. Do you like it when I talk about your greases? Heh heh, yeah, that's w... Read more
7 May 2019
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28mins
Ranked #19
55. Ghosts Are Hazy Life
55. Ghosts Are Hazy Life
Life is a spectrum, full of mushy inbetweens only alive enough to know pain. Not everything which is dead was once alive... Read more
19 Feb 2019
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29mins
Ranked #20
33. Pretty Machines
33. Pretty Machines
Electronics are our friends, and sometimes our sticky neighbors. Some electronics aid, and some deny, some tend to relat... Read more
11 Sep 2018
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24mins