In this episode, we go into the story of a man who messed with 'the champ' Mike Tyson. After harassing Mike Tyson several times, the heavyweight champion (and Nintendo punchout master), hit the man several times. If you're taking a discount flight, maybe you shouldn't do that...or throw a water bottle at a heavyweight champion. Consider Holyfielding as an alternative action.The Honch wanted to take you on an adventure in the news world. A woman pulled 'her' penis out proceeded to use a wheel barrel (wheely bin) as a sex toy. The sex offender, lifted her skirt and exposed herself multiple times in public. Ultimately she got a 'custodial' sentence for using a trash bin to please herself.As men in our 30's, there was an ongoing conversation about Cialus (known as boner pills in our group). A slight game of boner roulette is laying a bunch of pills out, and each person takes on until someone gets the erection pill.There is a creepy cat on TikTok that has 700,000+ followers, with really big, creepy eyes. The cat was given the title of Mayor of the city of Hell, Michigan. For the low low price of $100, the cat was made mayor of the town.In this installment of 'questions from Reddit', are you turned on by women more intelligent than you? The consensus from the group is yes. The Honch is looking for a sugar momma with a better job than him.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this episode, we go into the story of a man who messed with 'the champ' Mike Tyson. After harassing Mike Tyson several times, the heavyweight champion (and Nintendo punchout master), hit the man several times. If you're taking a discount flight, maybe you shouldn't do that...or throw a water bottle at a heavyweight champion. Consider Holyfielding as an alternative action. The Honch wanted to take you on an adventure in the news world. A woman pulled 'her' penis out proceeded to use a wheel barrel (wheely bin) as a sex toy. The sex offender, lifted her skirt and exposed herself multiple times in public. Ultimately she got a 'custodial' sentence for using a trash bin to please herself. As men in our 30's, there was an ongoing conversation about Cialus (known as boner pills in our group). A slight game of boner roulette is laying a bunch of pills out, and each person takes on until someone gets the erection pill. There is a creepy cat on TikTok that has 700,000+ followers, with really big, creepy eyes. The cat was given the title of Mayor of the city of Hell, Michigan. For the low low price of $100, the cat was made mayor of the town. In this installment of 'questions from Reddit', are you turned on by women more intelligent than you? The consensus from the group is yes. The Honch is looking for a sugar momma with a better job than him. Listen and Subscribe On: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a> <a href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-News" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon Music</a> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Spotify</a> <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Google Play</a> <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">iHeartRadio</a> <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pocket Cast</a> <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stitcher</a> <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castro</a> <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castbox</a> <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RSS Feed</a>

Boner Roulette,Threesome Pregnancy,Mike Tyson Flight Punch,Woman Wheel Barrel Sex Toy,Creepy TikTok Cat,Reddit Questions - Ep. 93 - Funny News Comedy

Tom Segura

In this episode, Honch avoids doing the intro for the show, but can't stand how the D does it. Also, quick note, apparently both the Bubba and Red are able to do Kermit the Frog impressions.The Red drops it heavy out of the gate, with a trifecta of Florida man. The man Florida man is facing 8 felony charges. It all started when the man was kissing his stepsister, tackled his parents, and ultimately tried to get into a fight with the police. You guess in what order those things happened. Here's a clue: incest. There is a very popular fast-food restaurant (Dairy Queen), where a lady gets ice cream from the 'Grill n Chill'. The lady handed the employee her credit/debit card, and the man took that card number and started racking up multiple OnlyFans accounts. Honch gives the 'tip of the week', where he shows you how to get away with it. Thanks, Honch, for your contribution to society.There is a man in New York goes to the hospital after having issues. After taking several nasal drugs, doctors removed a tooth from the man's nose. How much money do you get for a nose tooth? It was .6 inches long (because of the root). No cavities were reported.In another instance of Florida man gold, a man called 911 to have the police test his meth to see if he got messed up. Not to be confused with bath salts.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this episode, Honch avoids doing the intro for the show, but can't stand how the D does it. Also, quick note, apparently both the Bubba and Red are able to do Kermit the Frog impressions. The Red drops it heavy out of the gate, with a trifecta of Florida man. The man Florida man is facing 8 felony charges. It all started when the man was kissing his stepsister, tackled his parents, and ultimately tried to get into a fight with the police. You guess in what order those things happened. Here's a clue: incest. There is a very popular fast-food restaurant (Dairy Queen), where a lady gets ice cream from the 'Grill n Chill'. The lady handed the employee her credit/debit card, and the man took that card number and started racking up multiple OnlyFans accounts. Honch gives the 'tip of the week', where he shows you how to get away with it. Thanks, Honch, for your contribution to society. There is a man in New York goes to the hospital after having issues. After taking several nasal drugs, doctors removed a tooth from the man's nose. How much money do you get for a nose tooth? It was .6 inches long (because of the root). No cavities were reported. In another instance of Florida man gold, a man called 911 to have the police test his meth to see if he got messed up. Not to be confused with bath salts. Listen and Subscribe On: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a> <a href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-News" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon Music</a> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Spotify</a> <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Google Play</a> <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">iHeartRadio</a> <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pocket Cast</a> <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stitcher</a> <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castro</a> <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castbox</a> <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RSS Feed</a>

Florida Man Incest Arrest,OnlyFans Theft at Dairy Queen,Tom Segura Callout,Tooth in Nose,Florida Man 911 Meth Call - Ep. 92 - Funny News Comedy

Ireland Crane Pooper

In this episode, Honch makes visit the memories of D's vacation in a different way; have you ever been to Ireland? The D recently went there on vacation and loved it for a multitude of reasons. However, the Honch found the one really bad thing that happened while the D was visiting. Currently in Dublin, there is a ton of construction going on. There are several very tall cranes that dot the area. There was a construction worker who got in a heaping pile of trouble, when he was dropping large amounts of #2 from the crane...to the top of a building not far from the crane. Don't confuse any part of this story with the meteorite from the David Spade's movie classic "Joe Dirt".Did you know there was a time where you could buy an unlimited eating pass at Six Flags for $150 bucks? A man spent YEARS going to Six Flags to use his entry to the park, and took advantage of the pass, eating everything that he could in sight. Do you think he over indulged and then challenged himself to keep it down during the rides at the park. After the organization noticed he was grossly taking advantage of this benefit, the company revoked the past. And cancelled the guys free meals. Fair? THIS JUST IN: Don't google pegging. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. The Honch implied that this should be an activity for the D. DON'T DO IT.Do you like pickles? So does the city of Portland, OR which has a team of pickles. The mascot of 'the pickle' has been stolen from the team, and they are in a desperate search for him. It's a really big 'dill', we mean, deal. While it is a discussion of the baseball team of Portland, the conversation from Honch turned really weird, as he has seen some really weird 'sex stuff' in Oregon. In other news, a women in Arizona was surfing Craigslist to find a date, but not your average date. The woman was looking for a horse to have sex with. Disgusting? We thought so too. She has had multiple. Her username may or may not be Mr. Head (not to be confused with Mr. Ed). The police went undercover and busted the woman in a sting, and was obviously unable to get with a horse. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this episode, Honch makes visit the memories of D's vacation in a different way; have you ever been to Ireland? The D recently went there on vacation and loved it for a multitude of reasons. However, the Honch found the one really bad thing that happened while the D was visiting. Currently in Dublin, there is a ton of construction going on. There are several very tall cranes that dot the area. There was a construction worker who got in a heaping pile of trouble, when he was dropping large amounts of #2 from the crane...to the top of a building not far from the crane. Don't confuse any part of this story with the meteorite from the David Spade's movie classic "Joe Dirt". Did you know there was a time where you could buy an unlimited eating pass at Six Flags for $150 bucks? A man spent YEARS going to Six Flags to use his entry to the park, and took advantage of the pass, eating everything that he could in sight. Do you think he over indulged and then challenged himself to keep it down during the rides at the park. After the organization noticed he was grossly taking advantage of this benefit, the company revoked the past. And cancelled the guys free meals. Fair? THIS JUST IN: Don't google pegging. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. The Honch implied that this should be an activity for the D. DON'T DO IT. Do you like pickles? So does the city of Portland, OR which has a team of pickles. The mascot of 'the pickle' has been stolen from the team, and they are in a desperate search for him. It's a really big 'dill', we mean, deal. While it is a discussion of the baseball team of Portland, the conversation from Honch turned really weird, as he has seen some really weird 'sex stuff' in Oregon. In other news, a women in Arizona was surfing Craigslist to find a date, but not your average date. The woman was looking for a horse to have sex with. Disgusting? We thought so too. She has had multiple. Her username may or may not be Mr. Head (not to be confused with Mr. Ed). The police went undercover and busted the woman in a sting, and was obviously unable to get with a horse. Listen and Subscribe On: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a> <a href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-News" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon Music</a> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Spotify</a> <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Google Play</a> <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">iHeartRadio</a> <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pocket Cast</a> <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stitcher</a> <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castro</a> <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castbox</a> <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RSS Feed</a>

Ireland Crane Pooper,Unlimited Food Disaster Theme Park,Missing Porn Pickle,Craigslist Horse Freak - Ep. 91 - Funny News Comedy

The Honch loves Starbucks and he didn't really drink coffee all that much, now we're surprised that his daily order has become the most obnoxious thing every. Which is no surprise he wants to talk about it. However,  Honch talks about a man who apparently wanted to give all of the patrons in the Starbucks extra cream. The 27 year old man, a self described homeless model, was arrested after he was caught masturbating in the Starbucks. After calling the police, the man continued to "hammer one out" until police arrived at the scene, but not without trying to finish. He took 8 shots from the tazer. I guess that's how they do it in Miami. In other news, Bubba made his way to the local grocery store, when he embarrassed himself. In the checkout lane, the lady was scanning his groceries and he was assisting, when he said that the barcode was in the patrons blind spot, when the lady informed him that she was indeed blind...what would you do in that scenario? The Honch apparently wanted to talk about yoga pants. The Honch bought some yoga pants, and he apparently likes all of the "mouth hugs" on his you know what. If you feel compelled to send him some yoga pants, let us know. He really wants them. We couldn't avoid talking about it....you know...the Academy Awards incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock. The Fresh Prince put fresh prints on the face of Chris Rock. Not a punch...a slap. While the Academy is working on ways to punish him, Will Smith did resign from the Academy. That said, would you sue him?Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

The Honch loves Starbucks and he didn't really drink coffee all that much, now we're surprised that his daily order has become the most obnoxious thing every. Which is no surprise he wants to talk about it. However,  Honch talks about a man who apparently wanted to give all of the patrons in the Starbucks extra cream. The 27 year old man, a self described homeless model, was arrested after he was caught masturbating in the Starbucks. After calling the police, the man continued to "hammer one out" until police arrived at the scene, but not without trying to finish. He took 8 shots from the tazer. I guess that's how they do it in Miami. In other news, Bubba made his way to the local grocery store, when he embarrassed himself. In the checkout lane, the lady was scanning his groceries and he was assisting, when he said that the barcode was in the patrons blind spot, when the lady informed him that she was indeed blind...what would you do in that scenario? The Honch apparently wanted to talk about yoga pants. The Honch bought some yoga pants, and he apparently likes all of the "mouth hugs" on his you know what. If you feel compelled to send him some yoga pants, let us know. He really wants them. We couldn't avoid talking about it....you know...the Academy Awards incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock. The Fresh Prince put fresh prints on the face of Chris Rock. Not a punch...a slap. While the Academy is working on ways to punish him, Will Smith did resign from the Academy. That said, would you sue him? Listen and Subscribe On: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a> <a href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-News" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon Music</a> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Spotify</a> <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Google Play</a> <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">iHeartRadio</a> <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pocket Cast</a> <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stitcher</a> <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castro</a> <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castbox</a> <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RSS Feed</a>

Will Smith Chris Rock SLAP,Starbucks Homeless Model,Bubba Blind Fail,TikTok Tight Pants - Ep. 90 - Funny News Comedy

Jim Breuer

Do you have a pets (ya know, dogs, cats, etc.)? If you answered yes, would you like to get paid to smell your dogs poop? A dog food company will pay you $6,000 to smell your dogs waste as they give you free dog food to test out how good their food is, which somehow the Honch connected this to wrestling. If you're looking to rake it in, the omni dog food company is willing to drop some deuce bills on you. Honch's daughter got a vacation while the Honch and his wife were in Mexico. Now his daughter thinks that Disney is a really affordable with to see Mickey Mouse. That said, Honch uncovered the story of 2 sisters whom got completely drunk, and outside of one of the bars, they get into a full-on argument. The sisters attempted to get an Uber to get home, but it didn't quite pan out.  When they told each other to sober up, they also couldn't get a taxi; which prompted both fist throwing and vomiting. According to the police report, the two sisters stood there and punched each other like rockem sockem robots.Honch also takes us down memory lane, where he used to ICP (Insane Clown Posse), which is somehow a transition from the Disney story. Ultimately, we called the night off with grosser than gross statements from the Bubba. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

Do you have a pets (ya know, dogs, cats, etc.)? If you answered yes, would you like to get paid to smell your dogs poop? A dog food company will pay you $6,000 to smell your dogs waste as they give you free dog food to test out how good their food is, which somehow the Honch connected this to wrestling. If you're looking to rake it in, the omni dog food company is willing to drop some deuce bills on you. Honch's daughter got a vacation while the Honch and his wife were in Mexico. Now his daughter thinks that Disney is a really affordable with to see Mickey Mouse. That said, Honch uncovered the story of 2 sisters whom got completely drunk, and outside of one of the bars, they get into a full-on argument. The sisters attempted to get an Uber to get home, but it didn't quite pan out.  When they told each other to sober up, they also couldn't get a taxi; which prompted both fist throwing and vomiting. According to the police report, the two sisters stood there and punched each other like rockem sockem robots. Honch also takes us down memory lane, where he used to ICP (Insane Clown Posse), which is somehow a transition from the Disney story. Ultimately, we called the night off with grosser than gross statements from the Bubba.  Listen and Subscribe On: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a> <a href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-News" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon Music</a> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Spotify</a> <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Google Play</a> <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">iHeartRadio</a> <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pocket Cast</a> <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stitcher</a> <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castro</a> <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castbox</a> <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RSS Feed</a>

Weird Pet Job,Drunken Disney Fight,ICP,Old Man Toke,Jim Breuer- Ep. 89 - Funny News Comedy

In this week's episode, it has been 3 months since our last time together. We'll blame it on a post holiday food coma. That said, with everything going on in the world, you can buy a perfume made by the Idaho Potato Commission, that smells like (you guessed it), French fries. We were going to send one you the limited edition fragrance, but alas, it was all sold out. In other news, when asked whether or not he visits OnlyFans, Honch seemed to answer the question before the D asked it. After a quick recap to the ghost women of Honch's past, an Australian Only Fans creator has 2 vaginas and 2 wombs (after the V clarified that the womb and the uterus are the same). In her world, the woman recently announced that she is pregnant, but D is more concerned about the orientation. Honch has a hard time remembering his news story. That said, he went to Cabo for vacation, because the Honch loves Mexico. He booked an all-inclusive, with all the food and all of the drinks. Everything was great until he got on the plane, and proceeded to get gassed by the old man next to him. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this week's episode, it has been 3 months since our last time together. We'll blame it on a post holiday food coma. That said, with everything going on in the world, you can buy a perfume made by the Idaho Potato Commission, that smells like (you guessed it), French fries. We were going to send one you the limited edition fragrance, but alas, it was all sold out. In other news, when asked whether or not he visits OnlyFans, Honch seemed to answer the question before the D asked it. After a quick recap to the ghost women of Honch's past, an Australian Only Fans creator has 2 vaginas and 2 wombs (after the V clarified that the womb and the uterus are the same). In her world, the woman recently announced that she is pregnant, but D is more concerned about the orientation. Honch has a hard time remembering his news story. That said, he went to Cabo for vacation, because the Honch loves Mexico. He booked an all-inclusive, with all the food and all of the drinks. Everything was great until he got on the plane, and proceeded to get gassed by the old man next to him. Listen and Subscribe On: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a> <a href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-News" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon Music</a> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Spotify</a> <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Google Play</a> <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">iHeartRadio</a> <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pocket Cast</a> <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stitcher</a> <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castro</a> <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castbox</a> <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RSS Feed</a>

Only Fans With 2 Vaginas,French Fried Perfume,Mexico Vacation Farts - Ep. 88 - Funny News Comedy

Don Lemon

In this week's episode, the Honch starts the show incredibly excited because Don Lemon is getting in trouble, and the Honch has apparently been waiting for years for this to happen. As it turns out, Lemon was at a bar in New York and got really drunk, and well, he sexually assaulted someone. He was 'America's Sweetheart' but probably not anymore after an aggressive ball rubbing. In other news, Red is really afraid of Lady Elaine in Mr. Rogers.A man in the UK (windsor) was out gardening, when an airplane emptied their waste tank, dumping poop down to the ground, where it hit a man out taking care of his garden.For the low low price of $84,000, an artist gave a museum 2 blank canvasses instead of what he was supposed to do.  Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this week's episode, the Honch starts the show incredibly excited because Don Lemon is getting in trouble, and the Honch has apparently been waiting for years for this to happen. As it turns out, Lemon was at a bar in New York and got really drunk, and well, he sexually assaulted someone. He was 'America's Sweetheart' but probably not anymore after an aggressive ball rubbing. In other news, Red is really afraid of Lady Elaine in Mr. Rogers. A man in the UK (windsor) was out gardening, when an airplane emptied their waste tank, dumping poop down to the ground, where it hit a man out taking care of his garden. For the low low price of $84,000, an artist gave a museum 2 blank canvasses instead of what he was supposed to do.  Listen and Subscribe On: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a> <a href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-News" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon Music</a> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Spotify</a> <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Google Play</a> <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">iHeartRadio</a> <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pocket Cast</a> <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stitcher</a> <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castro</a> <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castbox</a> <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RSS Feed</a>

Don Lemon,CNN,Mr Rogers Nightmare,Airplane Poop,Karen,Strippers,Painting Robbery - Ep. 87 - Funny News Comedy

Aiport Ninja

We have a new cast member. Everyone will be introduced to 'Red'. Hard to tell if the carpet matches the drapes...but you do the math on that one.Ironically enough, we do an unexpected shout out to Dave Chappelle (whom we love).In Spokane, Washington's daily weather shoutout, they didn't realize that the entire 6 minute duration of the weather update, there was porn playing in the corner of the screen. RIP to the intern that made that mistake, which doesn't really matter because D's wife now watches porn..or maybe it was the weather. This doesn't top the existing record set by CNN for 30 minutes of porn, when it was supposed to be Anthony Bourdain.  After discussing weather porn, Red takes us to story time with discussing innapropriate movies that he accidentally plays on the plane, including Wolf of Wallstreet. In each of the cases, it would be lucky for him to get caught. In California, a ninja (complete with a Katana) was at a California airport throwing rocks, breaking windows...when things went wrong. A military spec ops team was at the air port as well, and let's just say that they took care of him.Fun fact: Direct descendants of hippos owned by Pablo Escobar before his death, have been classified as people. Yes, you read that right...hippos are people. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

We have a new cast member. Everyone will be introduced to 'Red'. Hard to tell if the carpet matches the drapes...but you do the math on that one. Ironically enough, we do an unexpected shout out to Dave Chappelle (whom we love). In Spokane, Washington's daily weather shoutout, they didn't realize that the entire 6 minute duration of the weather update, there was porn playing in the corner of the screen. RIP to the intern that made that mistake, which doesn't really matter because D's wife now watches porn..or maybe it was the weather. This doesn't top the existing record set by CNN for 30 minutes of porn, when it was supposed to be Anthony Bourdain.  After discussing weather porn, Red takes us to story time with discussing innapropriate movies that he accidentally plays on the plane, including Wolf of Wallstreet. In each of the cases, it would be lucky for him to get caught. In California, a ninja (complete with a Katana) was at a California airport throwing rocks, breaking windows...when things went wrong. A military spec ops team was at the air port as well, and let's just say that they took care of him. Fun fact: Direct descendants of hippos owned by Pablo Escobar before his death, have been classified as people. Yes, you read that right...hippos are people.  Listen and Subscribe On: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a> <a href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-News" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon Music</a> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Spotify</a> <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Google Play</a> <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">iHeartRadio</a> <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pocket Cast</a> <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stitcher</a> <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castro</a> <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castbox</a> <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RSS Feed</a>

Accidental Porn,Dave Chappelle,Aiport Ninja,Nervous Plane Ride,Taco Bell,Hippos - Ep. 86 - Funny News Comedy

Crypto Hamster

In this week's episode, right out of the gate Honch finally becomes aware that Bubba looks just like Duff from Charm City Cakes, and we'll get some video over to Duff on Cameo soon. He might be the same person, but Bubba clearly wouldn't have the baking skills.Would you take financial investing advice from a gerbil/hamster? (Are they the same thing). There is a gerbil that id probably crushing it with his Doge coin.There is a woman who is currently suing Geico because she contracted HPV from a man in a car. The woman is claiming that because got an STD, her insurance is apparently responsible. We have declared B.S on that one.Are you a fan of Jurassic Park? If you remember the main premise, a man wants to bring back dinosaurs from DNA. Well, as it turns out, we're not that far off. Scientists have decided to bring back the woolly mammoth by leveraging DNA samples that they have. They're really trying to get an animal that can survive -40 degree temperatures.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

In this week's episode, right out of the gate Honch finally becomes aware that Bubba looks just like Duff from Charm City Cakes, and we'll get some video over to Duff on Cameo soon. He might be the same person, but Bubba clearly wouldn't have the baking skills. Would you take financial investing advice from a gerbil/hamster? (Are they the same thing). There is a gerbil that id probably crushing it with his Doge coin. There is a woman who is currently suing Geico because she contracted HPV from a man in a car. The woman is claiming that because got an STD, her insurance is apparently responsible. We have declared B.S on that one. Are you a fan of Jurassic Park? If you remember the main premise, a man wants to bring back dinosaurs from DNA. Well, as it turns out, we're not that far off. Scientists have decided to bring back the woolly mammoth by leveraging DNA samples that they have. They're really trying to get an animal that can survive -40 degree temperatures. Listen and Subscribe On: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a> <a href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-News" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon Music</a> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Spotify</a> <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Google Play</a> <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">iHeartRadio</a> <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pocket Cast</a> <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stitcher</a> <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castro</a> <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castbox</a> <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RSS Feed</a>

Crypto Hamster,Sex Insurance,Woolly Mammoth Revival,Jurassic Park,College Bars,Coffee Death - Ep. 85 - Funny News Comedy

Jethrow had some stuff happen awhile ago at work (Valentine's Day). There was a girl crying, and Jethrow speculates that it had to do with the fact that he was married. Jethrow never got clarification on that during their breakroom conversations. Have you ever served a life sentence? A man served 40 years after robbing a local taco shop with a water pistol. Some beachgoers in Australia weren't following their curfew, when they were spooked by deer (or any animal...would do the same thing). The two naked men were in a bit of trouble. Then..Honch pretty much obsesses over the olympics. Sort of. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple PodcastAmazon MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayiHeartRadioPocket CastStitcherCastroCastboxRSS Feed

Jethrow had some stuff happen awhile ago at work (Valentine's Day). There was a girl crying, and Jethrow speculates that it had to do with the fact that he was married. Jethrow never got clarification on that during their breakroom conversations. Have you ever served a life sentence? A man served 40 years after robbing a local taco shop with a water pistol. Some beachgoers in Australia weren't following their curfew, when they were spooked by deer (or any animal...would do the same thing). The two naked men were in a bit of trouble. Then..Honch pretty much obsesses over the olympics. Sort of. Listen and Subscribe On: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a> <a href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-News" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon Music</a> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Spotify</a> <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Google Play</a> <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">iHeartRadio</a> <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pocket Cast</a> <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stitcher</a> <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castro</a> <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Castbox</a> <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RSS Feed</a>

Bikini Beach,Taco Robbery,Nude Sunbathing,Jethrow is Married,Xvideos,Bill Cosby,Hand Ball - Ep. 84 - Funny News Comedy

What happens when you put comedians in front of microphones around a pool table? While we do end up playing with the balls and cue sticks, we search the deepest parts of every place (mainly the Internet, and ourselves) for funny news stories, pop culture, relationship problems (who doesn't have those), the strangest/weirdest questions people ask on the Internet. Mix middle school humor with current events and you pretty much have us. Just don't tell our wives what we talk about down here.

Good-natured guy humor.  When something is stupid in the news, they call it out.  Just fun.

Hoping you’ll be back after pandemic passes

Comedy

Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News

Before each episode, the team chats, gets caught up on everything going on, and we get ready to record the episode...and the mics are always on. In this little bonus clip, Jethrow and D were discussing an episode of Howard Stern, where a porn video called 'Oh Bill' was shared because of the woman's deep, growl voice. We sent it to Honch while he was remote, and well, he was unable to turn it off. Frantically trying to get it off because of the loud volume, the porn won! We captured it before it was too late, so here is Honch trying to get porn off his phone so he doesn't wake up people in the hotel. 

Before each episode, the team chats, gets caught up on everything going on, and we get ready to record the episode...and the mics are always on. In this little bonus clip, Jethrow and D were discussing an episode of Howard Stern, where a porn video called 'Oh Bill' was shared because of the woman's deep, growl voice. We sent it to Honch while he was remote, and well, he was unable to turn it off. Frantically trying to get it off because of the loud volume, the porn won! We captured it before it was too late, so here is Honch trying to get porn off his phone so he doesn't wake up people in the hotel.

BONUS NSFW - Honch Couldn't Turn Off Porn on His Phone - Ep. 40.5 - Funny News Comedy

Charlie Chaplin

It only took about the first minute for Honch to get into puking up after drinking old timey alcohol after reference to the movie National Lampoon's Senior Trip.And speaking of movies, Honch watched the latest John Wick film and decided to give us a piece of his mind. John Wick 1 (was awesome), John Wick 2 (was awesome), and apparently the movie is made for Russians? John Wick 3...12 hours of going after Russians again and something about a dog. After ranting about how many movie characters can attach eachother, we immediately get into creepy things to say to people while walking by. There is a bar called the "Open Concept", which instead of charging you every time you want a drink, they have a pay by the hour drinking deal. Could you survive it? And do Amish people drink?Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

It only took about the first minute for Honch to get into puking up after drinking old timey alcohol after reference to the movie National Lampoon's Senior Trip. And speaking of movies, Honch watched the latest John Wick film and decided to give us a piece of his mind. John Wick 1 (was awesome), John Wick 2 (was awesome), and apparently the movie is made for Russians? John Wick 3...12 hours of going after Russians again and something about a dog.  After ranting about how many movie characters can attach eachother, we immediately get into creepy things to say to people while walking by.  There is a bar called the "Open Concept", which instead of charging you every time you want a drink, they have a pay by the hour drinking deal. Could you survive it? And do Amish people drink? Listen and Subscribe On: iTunes: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064</a> Spotify: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV</a> Google: <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz</a> iHeartRadio: <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705</a> Pocket Cast: <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064</a> Stitcher: <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr</a> Castro: <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064</a> Castbox: <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout</a> RSS Feed: <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss</a>

John Wick 3 Movie Review,Bill and Ted,Creepy Internet Question,All You Can Drink Bars,Charlie Chaplin,Bad Tattoos,Let's Get Drunk - Ep. 53 - Funny News Comedy

We go full moron with new show addition Mike Honcho..aka 'Honch'. First, Honch takes us knee deep into his love of obscure sexual news...located in the pits or bowels of the web, or better known as the taint or angry spider of the Internet (in his words). As it turns out, a lot of condoms are made in China..and it doesn't really go over well in the country of Zimbabwe (D didn't really know that it was in Africa) they are a bit snug. Side discussion..the number of Octomom's kids maybe related to video game bits (8-bit,etc)...or the Big Montana from Arby's? Somehow that's connected..but you'll hear how that plays out. Maybe...maybe not...Furthermore, Honch goes on to ponder his own existence and how it may have been stopped. We also learned to not Google "BBC".. and it's not the British news. We learned it the hard way, not the easy way. We couldn't leave the 'sex' topic off the table after the BBC incident, so have you ever wanted a snack after sex? You see people smoke and have cigarettes in the movies afterwards...we like snacks. There is a sex toy that handles the whole situation for you, and you'll be delighted with whatever the delicatessan brings you; you'll be looking to dine and dash AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE (c'mon 2 day shipping). And since we're talking about food...how about some killer cheesecake? As it turns out, after a host of charges, a Russian woman poisons her own sister with cheesecake and acts like it never happened (after the sister survived). We learned a lot...needless to say you will too. And just like any food in life, it's a mouthful.

We go full moron with new show addition Mike Honcho..aka 'Honch'. First, Honch takes us knee deep into his love of obscure sexual news...located in the pits or bowels of the web, or better known as the taint or angry spider of the Internet (in his words). As it turns out, a lot of condoms are made in China..and it doesn't really go over well in the country of Zimbabwe (D didn't really know that it was in Africa) they are a bit snug. Side discussion..the number of Octomom's kids maybe related to video game bits (8-bit,etc)...or the Big Montana from Arby's? Somehow that's connected..but you'll hear how that plays out. Maybe...maybe not...Furthermore, Honch goes on to ponder his own existence and how it may have been stopped. We also learned to not Google "BBC".. and it's not the British news. We learned it the hard way, not the easy way. We couldn't leave the 'sex' topic off the table after the BBC incident, so have you ever wanted a snack after sex? You see people smoke and have cigarettes in the movies afterwards...we like snacks. There is a sex toy that handles the whole situation for you, and you'll be delighted with whatever the delicatessan brings you; you'll be looking to dine and dash AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE (c'mon 2 day shipping). And since we're talking about food...how about some killer cheesecake? As it turns out, after a host of charges, a Russian woman poisons her own sister with cheesecake and acts like it never happened (after the sister survived). We learned a lot...needless to say you will too. And just like any food in life, it's a mouthful.

Sex toy food delivery, tiny condoms, killer cheesecake - Ep. 3 - Funny News Comedy

On this week's episode, we start out with the scary movie harmony. If you haven't caught on, we do a voice intro. We got right into a movie that Jethrow watched about a sexually transmitted demon. We decided that we needed a soundboard, after going on about the Amish filming a movie. Have you seen the movie ghost? It doesn't matter, because no one wants to give their bit of news. Jethrow begins to tell us news that he heard on the radio. It is official that California has fire tornadoes, not the ones you find at your local 7-Eleven, but actual tornadoes made out of fire. So what would you do if fire tornadoes became beings? Honch points out that since we're talking about tornadoes, what about shartnadoes? Turns out that the highest level is the lava sauce from Taco Bell (is that hotter than the blazin' sauce? D built an arcade machine in his basement, which features what of the creepiest games ever called "Chiller", which is the creepiest arcade game ever made. Look that video game up on Google. You will be freaked out. It also features the game..."American Horse Shoes", which is a classic game not made in America. It was actually made in Japan. In Germany, a man was afraid of a baby squirrel. Yes, we repeat, a baby squirrel. The man was so scared in fact, that he called the police is desparation. The harmless creature was trying to use the man as his mother. As it turns out, the squirrel was rescued by the town and is now an official mascot. Every week, Jethrow goes online to find bad questions on Reddit. We discussed what really bad loading screens would be for video games, well, if your life was a video game. Honch recently went to Witchita, Kansas and spoke to a man with one tooth, and really bad colored gums. What the honch did next was try to figure out why people with one tooth don't try to take care of it. Did you know that tooth enamel is the hardest substance in the human body? If you don't floss, you miss 40% of your tooth service - apparently everything is disgusting. There is a bunch of other stuff that we talked about...like some French stuff, but no one cares :-)

On this week's episode, we start out with the scary movie harmony. If you haven't caught on, we do a voice intro. We got right into a movie that Jethrow watched about a sexually transmitted demon. We decided that we needed a soundboard, after going on about the Amish filming a movie. Have you seen the movie ghost? It doesn't matter, because no one wants to give their bit of news. Jethrow begins to tell us news that he heard on the radio. It is official that California has fire tornadoes, not the ones you find at your local 7-Eleven, but actual tornadoes made out of fire. So what would you do if fire tornadoes became beings? Honch points out that since we're talking about tornadoes, what about shartnadoes? Turns out that the highest level is the lava sauce from Taco Bell (is that hotter than the blazin' sauce? D built an arcade machine in his basement, which features what of the creepiest games ever called "Chiller", which is the creepiest arcade game ever made. Look that video game up on Google. You will be freaked out. It also features the game..."American Horse Shoes", which is a classic game not made in America. It was actually made in Japan. In Germany, a man was afraid of a baby squirrel. Yes, we repeat, a baby squirrel. The man was so scared in fact, that he called the police is desparation. The harmless creature was trying to use the man as his mother. As it turns out, the squirrel was rescued by the town and is now an official mascot. Every week, Jethrow goes online to find bad questions on Reddit. We discussed what really bad loading screens would be for video games, well, if your life was a video game. Honch recently went to Witchita, Kansas and spoke to a man with one tooth, and really bad colored gums. What the honch did next was try to figure out why people with one tooth don't try to take care of it. Did you know that tooth enamel is the hardest substance in the human body? If you don't floss, you miss 40% of your tooth service - apparently everything is disgusting. There is a bunch of other stuff that we talked about...like some French stuff, but no one cares :-)

Fire Tornadoes,California,Netflix,Sharts,Taco Bell,Creepiest Video Games,Scary Squirrels in Germany,Bad Loading Screen Tips on Reddit,Dad jokes,Strange Dental Facts,Birds - Ep. 23 - Funny News Comedy

Cruise

We think we're running a real news podcast, but we're apparently doing it wrong, because we're using a soundboard. But once we go off on a real tangent of playing with sound fx, an 82 year old man has been growing his nails for 66 years, and recently cut them for display at Ripley's Believe It Or Not in New York City. What started as punishment from a teacher, turned into a lifetime of nail growing. And you won't believe this, but they had to use a grinder to cut the nails. The longest nail was 6.5 ft long, can you believe that? After talking about super long nails, Honch was disgusted...and wanted to get back to being normal after hearing the story about nails, so a youth football coach has been banned after he was aggressively flashing his penis at a game, and not just at the players, but at the crowd as well. This, of course, was after becoming drunk, drinking quite a few pints of beer. If you don't want to be fined, then you should probably stop drinking. After talking about penis flashing, we found a question on reddit, "What fictional president of the U.S is your favorite?" As it turns out, quite a few of the guys chose Idiocracy's president as their favorite, and a few funny mentions of Armageddon. A couple of the guys have seen the latest installment of Mission Impossible, featuring Tom Cruise doing all of the standard shots for the movie. By the way, how old is he? After talking about movies, a man rolled a car in Hershey, Nebraska. He hitchhiked away from his vehicle, but he said he was going to assault to police, but he took a frog hostage and proceeded to throw rocks and trash at the police, and in case you were wondering...the frog is fine! After going into bad impressions of muppets, we go into the "would you rather?" via the wonderful book of Zobmondo. Would you rather swab peoples toes, or have a job taking pictures of skin conditions, which turned into a story about D playing in the woods, getting exposed. He awoke and had to eat a Big Mac through a straw because he insisted on it. You're welcome McDonalds.

We think we're running a real news podcast, but we're apparently doing it wrong, because we're using a soundboard. But once we go off on a real tangent of playing with sound fx, an 82 year old man has been growing his nails for 66 years, and recently cut them for display at Ripley's Believe It Or Not in New York City. What started as punishment from a teacher, turned into a lifetime of nail growing. And you won't believe this, but they had to use a grinder to cut the nails. The longest nail was 6.5 ft long, can you believe that? After talking about super long nails, Honch was disgusted...and wanted to get back to being normal after hearing the story about nails, so a youth football coach has been banned after he was aggressively flashing his penis at a game, and not just at the players, but at the crowd as well. This, of course, was after becoming drunk, drinking quite a few pints of beer. If you don't want to be fined, then you should probably stop drinking. After talking about penis flashing, we found a question on reddit, "What fictional president of the U.S is your favorite?" As it turns out, quite a few of the guys chose Idiocracy's president as their favorite, and a few funny mentions of Armageddon. A couple of the guys have seen the latest installment of Mission Impossible, featuring Tom Cruise doing all of the standard shots for the movie. By the way, how old is he? After talking about movies, a man rolled a car in Hershey, Nebraska. He hitchhiked away from his vehicle, but he said he was going to assault to police, but he took a frog hostage and proceeded to throw rocks and trash at the police, and in case you were wondering...the frog is fine! After going into bad impressions of muppets, we go into the "would you rather?" via the wonderful book of Zobmondo. Would you rather swab peoples toes, or have a job taking pictures of skin conditions, which turned into a story about D playing in the woods, getting exposed. He awoke and had to eat a Big Mac through a straw because he insisted on it. You're welcome McDonalds.

World's Longest Fingernails,Sound FX FAILS,Penis Flashing Soccer Coach in England,Reddit Questions about Presidents,Movies,Tom Cruise,MI6,Disney,Nebraska frog hostage,Liquid Big Mac at McDonalds,Skin Conditions - Ep. 24 - Funny News Comedy

We kick off this week's podcast with a quick callout to Chipotle's food poisoning incident, and to the 'radio voice' featuring a Janis Joplin tribute band, and Molly Hatchet. So the 'D' has betrayed Honch, divulging details about a cruise that Honch bought for his wife..because D didn't know the details. And not to sidetrack, have you ever had trash grits? It has pork belly, but that tarnishes everything because D ruined Honch's life. I guess we'll resort to drinking beer. Hackerman had some pretty interesting news coming out of the U.S; a senate member (well, she's actually running for the house of representatives) has posted her degree, which she didn't actually get. Multiple people called her out - including the university that she claimed to get it from. She 'studied' marketing, but as it turns out, the university doesn't even offer that - irony. After talking about fake degrees, we found a question from Reddit - wondering what the most disliked professions are from consumers. Proctology could be one - or customer service. That seems to be a theme. It seems that customer service is the most hated - by everyone, including the customer service people. Jethrow's wife used to like people until she had a customer service job. Life tip: Don't yell at trainees - especially if you see Honch washing dishes. Side discussion, are trainee badges get out of jail free cards? Something big, besides potatoes, happened in Idaho. Residents in town, somewhere in there, there were 100 goats running rampant, eating everything in peoples' yards - everything in sight. They eventually got them under control, but for awhile people were...well, panicked. We have no idea what happened after that.

We kick off this week's podcast with a quick callout to Chipotle's food poisoning incident, and to the 'radio voice' featuring a Janis Joplin tribute band, and Molly Hatchet. So the 'D' has betrayed Honch, divulging details about a cruise that Honch bought for his wife..because D didn't know the details. And not to sidetrack, have you ever had trash grits? It has pork belly, but that tarnishes everything because D ruined Honch's life. I guess we'll resort to drinking beer. Hackerman had some pretty interesting news coming out of the U.S; a senate member (well, she's actually running for the house of representatives) has posted her degree, which she didn't actually get. Multiple people called her out - including the university that she claimed to get it from. She 'studied' marketing, but as it turns out, the university doesn't even offer that - irony. After talking about fake degrees, we found a question from Reddit - wondering what the most disliked professions are from consumers. Proctology could be one - or customer service. That seems to be a theme. It seems that customer service is the most hated - by everyone, including the customer service people. Jethrow's wife used to like people until she had a customer service job. Life tip: Don't yell at trainees - especially if you see Honch washing dishes. Side discussion, are trainee badges get out of jail free cards? Something big, besides potatoes, happened in Idaho. Residents in town, somewhere in there, there were 100 goats running rampant, eating everything in peoples' yards - everything in sight. They eventually got them under control, but for awhile people were...well, panicked. We have no idea what happened after that.

Worst Careers,Life Ruined,Beer,Fake Degree,Stress Banana,Top Reddit Questions,Trainee Jail,Escaped Goats...Jackpot,boobs,send nudes - Ep. 22 - Funny News Comedy

Miley Cyrus

So once we got into the news, a very, very, very dedicated fan went to Miley Cyrus concert in Las Vegas, NV and he wasn't supposed to be there. He was so obsessed, that he wanted to impregnate Miley and posted it everywhere including Facebook and Instagram. Security and everyone else was on alert just incase the man showed up to the concert, and they eventually got him at T-mobile arena close to the Luxor Hotel. Honch doesn't want to 'knock her up', he wants to have a relationship with Jethrow.So Jethrow also brought us a question from the Internet, which was "How do you cook your Ramen, what do you add to it?" The Honch adds egg, and apparently the Jethrow adds hot dogs. Did you also know that people are ashamed with they buy Ramen at the store? They put it at the bottom of the cart.Did you hear about the plane that made an emergency landing after coffee was spilled on the plane's cockpit controls. The plan, bound for Cancun, Mexico had to divert, as smoke came into the cab. With over 300 people on board, this could have brewed something worse. Was this the awful on-plane coffee, or did someone bring on their latte. At the end of the day everyone was ok, there was no injuries, and they will be using cup lids to keep PLANES FROM CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN! There was a woman who decided that impersonating a police officer was a good thing. With carrying a gun and badge, the woman in Georgia decided that she wanted some snacks...and well, expected some snacks because was, as she thought, "the law". She was pulled over my the real police (not her parole officer) and she is in trouble. If we can make one recommendation, don't impersonate a police officer for snacks. What snack would you impersonate an officer for? Cream pies, nutty bars, cool ranch munchies, and strawberry swiss cake rolls? D discussed a time where a snack almost cost him his life in his car. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

So once we got into the news, a very, very, very dedicated fan went to Miley Cyrus concert in Las Vegas, NV and he wasn't supposed to be there. He was so obsessed, that he wanted to impregnate Miley and posted it everywhere including Facebook and Instagram. Security and everyone else was on alert just incase the man showed up to the concert, and they eventually got him at T-mobile arena close to the Luxor Hotel. Honch doesn't want to 'knock her up', he wants to have a relationship with Jethrow. So Jethrow also brought us a question from the Internet, which was "How do you cook your Ramen, what do you add to it?" The Honch adds egg, and apparently the Jethrow adds hot dogs. Did you also know that people are ashamed with they buy Ramen at the store? They put it at the bottom of the cart. Did you hear about the plane that made an emergency landing after coffee was spilled on the plane's cockpit controls. The plan, bound for Cancun, Mexico had to divert, as smoke came into the cab. With over 300 people on board, this could have brewed something worse. Was this the awful on-plane coffee, or did someone bring on their latte. At the end of the day everyone was ok, there was no injuries, and they will be using cup lids to keep PLANES FROM CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN!  There was a woman who decided that impersonating a police officer was a good thing. With carrying a gun and badge, the woman in Georgia decided that she wanted some snacks...and well, expected some snacks because was, as she thought, "the law". She was pulled over my the real police (not her parole officer) and she is in trouble. If we can make one recommendation, don't impersonate a police officer for snacks. What snack would you impersonate an officer for? Cream pies, nutty bars, cool ranch munchies, and strawberry swiss cake rolls? D discussed a time where a snack almost cost him his life in his car.  Listen and Subscribe On: iTunes: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064</a> Spotify: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV</a> Google: <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz</a> iHeartRadio: <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705</a> Pocket Cast: <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064</a> Stitcher: <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr</a> Castro: <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064</a> Castbox: <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout</a> RSS Feed: <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss</a>

Miley Cyrus Obsession,Tupac is Alive,How To Eat Ramen and Hot Dogs,Coffee Plane Emergency,Impersonating Cop for Snacks - Ep. 51 - Funny News Comedy

A group of people flock to the city of Rachel (a ways outside of Las Vegas) to take on Area 51. What began as a Facebook event to storm the military base, turned into a smaller following on-site. People quickly realized that law enforcement would hold them accountable, and it was mostly peaceful. Only one person was arrested and was let go moments later. Jethrow then tells us about his next big business idea, which involves creating a TV game show where they setup a sting operation with cash on the dash of a car. The thief takes the money and then they are caught, but does anyone even win this game? After talking about Jethrow's game show, Honch wanted to talk about Bridget The Midget, who is a tiny porn start that recently stabbed her boyfriend who was cheating on her. We get into the whole 'PC' around the phrase, but there is a complete audio track of this happening. Bubba gets us up to speed on some illegal smuggling going on. As it turns out, in Australia, there is a 'syndicate' that was bringing in Danish Hog Seamen. We would hate to be the investegatorsListen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

A group of people flock to the city of Rachel (a ways outside of Las Vegas) to take on Area 51. What began as a Facebook event to storm the military base, turned into a smaller following on-site. People quickly realized that law enforcement would hold them accountable, and it was mostly peaceful. Only one person was arrested and was let go moments later.  Jethrow then tells us about his next big business idea, which involves creating a TV game show where they setup a sting operation with cash on the dash of a car. The thief takes the money and then they are caught, but does anyone even win this game?  After talking about Jethrow's game show, Honch wanted to talk about Bridget The Midget, who is a tiny porn start that recently stabbed her boyfriend who was cheating on her. We get into the whole 'PC' around the phrase, but there is a complete audio track of this happening.  Bubba gets us up to speed on some illegal smuggling going on. As it turns out, in Australia, there is a 'syndicate' that was bringing in Danish Hog Seamen. We would hate to be the investegators Listen and Subscribe On: iTunes: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064</a> Spotify: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EV</a> Google: <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNz</a> iHeartRadio: <a href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705</a> Pocket Cast: <a href="http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064</a> Stitcher: <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stpr</a> Castro: <a href="https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064</a> Castbox: <a href="http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsprout</a> RSS Feed: <a href="https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss</a>

Area 51 Invasion,Cash Thief Game Show,Tiny Porn Star Stabbing,Illegal Pig Seamen,Body Wash Tasting - Ep. 50 - Funny News Comedy

We have to ask...how long does it take you to realize that you've been shot in the head? A woman had a headache....well, for awhile...and the boyfriend is going up against assault charges..and a host of what seems to be lesser charges than "attempted murder". She didn't remember being shot.....what? After we discuss the incident involving the brain of woman, we go on to discussing two brains. Two men go into brain surgery in Africa...one really needed it, the other didn't need it at all. In fact, he was only there what seemed to be a slight headache. What was wrong with them and how did it happen? We hope that their bills are covered...but we're not going to lose our heads over it. Have you ever shopped using the Wish app? If you have, there is a lot of weird stuff on there, and what is even worse is the ads you get on Facebook. Ever get an ad for a CNC machine, camera pen, light bulb connectors, and sex toys all-in-one? Honch shows us his Facebook ad from the Wish app, and everything they have to offer, which according to Honch, a lot goes into your butt, such as the Black Mamba (which is a constrictor by the way). D gives you a snapshop of the ads he gets..and they aren't all that different.Once we're done talking about of the weird stuff you find while shopping the Wish app, have you ever just wondered how many beads they clean up during Mardi Gras? We know the number, and it is a ton (actually a lot of tons). Once we ponder the amount of garbage that comes from Mardis Gras, we go right into 'would you rather'. As the episode comes to an end, we were forced to talk about our moms, and pondered what would happen if we ever wronged the Hell's Angels. But it didn't stop there...what if we had to eat the skin on a coffee cup that was left out?

We have to ask...how long does it take you to realize that you've been shot in the head? A woman had a headache....well, for awhile...and the boyfriend is going up against assault charges..and a host of what seems to be lesser charges than "attempted murder". She didn't remember being shot.....what? After we discuss the incident involving the brain of woman, we go on to discussing two brains. Two men go into brain surgery in Africa...one really needed it, the other didn't need it at all. In fact, he was only there what seemed to be a slight headache. What was wrong with them and how did it happen? We hope that their bills are covered...but we're not going to lose our heads over it. Have you ever shopped using the Wish app? If you have, there is a lot of weird stuff on there, and what is even worse is the ads you get on Facebook. Ever get an ad for a CNC machine, camera pen, light bulb connectors, and sex toys all-in-one? Honch shows us his Facebook ad from the Wish app, and everything they have to offer, which according to Honch, a lot goes into your butt, such as the Black Mamba (which is a constrictor by the way). D gives you a snapshop of the ads he gets..and they aren't all that different. Once we're done talking about of the weird stuff you find while shopping the Wish app, have you ever just wondered how many beads they clean up during Mardi Gras? We know the number, and it is a ton (actually a lot of tons). Once we ponder the amount of garbage that comes from Mardis Gras, we go right into 'would you rather'. As the episode comes to an end, we were forced to talk about our moms, and pondered what would happen if we ever wronged the Hell's Angels. But it didn't stop there...what if we had to eat the skin on a coffee cup that was left out?

Brain surgery, Wish app, Darth Vader helmets, beer foam - Ep. 4 - Funny News Comedy

Once we actually go started, we came up with the jobs/careers that we wanted hypothetically, and then how we could ruin it. Honch wanted to be a pizza delivery man, so it makes sense that he wouldn't own a car, D wanted to be a CEO,Hackerman wants to be a pilot so he's going to be blind - and Jethrow wants to develop video games, so he's going to get migraine headaches when he's thinking about video games.After talking about jobs, Honch wanted to talk about 'bathroom behaviors'. Honch gives his list of things not to do in the bathroom - he's so angry about the stupid stuff that people do in the bathroom. Honch decided to quiz us about what to do in various scenarios, including warm breathing and 'thunder dumping'.Eventually we make our way to world records, including eating powdered donuts, cats and dice, balancing a soccer ball on a car, and then we end with guessing fake news headlines, including ghosts,goats,uber,candy.

Once we actually go started, we came up with the jobs/careers that we wanted hypothetically, and then how we could ruin it. Honch wanted to be a pizza delivery man, so it makes sense that he wouldn't own a car, D wanted to be a CEO,Hackerman wants to be a pilot so he's going to be blind - and Jethrow wants to develop video games, so he's going to get migraine headaches when he's thinking about video games. After talking about jobs, Honch wanted to talk about 'bathroom behaviors'. Honch gives his list of things not to do in the bathroom - he's so angry about the stupid stuff that people do in the bathroom. Honch decided to quiz us about what to do in various scenarios, including warm breathing and 'thunder dumping'. Eventually we make our way to world records, including eating powdered donuts, cats and dice, balancing a soccer ball on a car, and then we end with guessing fake news headlines, including ghosts,goats,uber,candy.

Ruined fake jobs,worst bathroom stories,Cardi B,weird world records,fake news headlines - Ep. 26 - Funny News Comedy

Stormy Daniels

Often times we chat about comedic news topics 'off air' as much as we do for the full weekly podcast episodes. So we decided to leave the mics on before and after recording to see what happens. In this bonus episode of Delay Radio Comedy News, we talk about Jethrow's topic of Stormy Daniels and how she is out touring the country...in a unique way. It involves a statue in the likeness of someone we all know, Donald Trump. We also learned that someone threw a wallet at her..but the real question is whether or not she will run for President

Often times we chat about comedic news topics 'off air' as much as we do for the full weekly podcast episodes. So we decided to leave the mics on before and after recording to see what happens. In this bonus episode of Delay Radio Comedy News, we talk about Jethrow's topic of Stormy Daniels and how she is out touring the country...in a unique way. It involves a statue in the likeness of someone we all know, Donald Trump. We also learned that someone threw a wallet at her..but the real question is whether or not she will run for President

Stormy Daniels Makes America Horny Again, Donald Trump's Naked Statue and Tiny Hands - Ep. 15.5 BONUS - Funny News Comedy

On this episode, we get a new member: Gordy. D is just going to assume every episode that he was in some movie, starting with Debbie Does Dallas and IT. The connection was that the characters name was Georgie, but Gordy is close enough. Fully man.If you didn't catch this from every other episode, the Honch has to travel, and subsequently has to deal with a lot of people dressed terribly, including dressing like a prostitute, pajama jeans, and 'boogs'. Honch believes that airports should have a dresscode, and not to dress up, but to actually dress down..and Halloween themed days.Jethrow searched the archives of Reddit for the best questions, specifically "vibing gamer". What is the loophole you have ever found? Honch thought it was about video games, but it's not. Jethrow found out that attendance wasn't taken until 15 minutes in, so then Jethrow would leave class afterwards. Honch had problems overpaying his traffic violations.There is a restaurant in Minnesota that has a burger it claims, will induce labor. What ingredients are required for that to happen? How about Carolina Reapers?Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&amp;refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

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Nashville Airport Clothing Fails,IT Movie,Internet Questions,Burger Inducing Labor,McRib - Ep. 52 - Funny News Comedy

We kickoff this week's episode of Delay Radio like every other...awkwardly. Jethrow kicks us off with searching Reddit for questions, including someone seeking advice for new college students. Get a blood test, remember you're young, and in the words of Jethrow, "don't". We mean, there are probably some famous people that figured it out, right? Because dad doesn't understand that the world is different so you still need tuition for next semester. Here are some other options: get famous on Instagram - there's a few ideas. Well, one. Okay? Okay. After we talked about this, we turned this into a conversation about PB&amp;J.Also, D had this rubber toy that was a banana filled with sand - that he was whipping around the entire episode. But we quickly got down to business. Police in New York were able to catch 3 robbery suspects from a burger joint, following a trail of macaroni salad. Also, in Kuwait, local fish market owners took googly eyes , the ones that you find at hobby or craft stores, and put them on the fish to make them appear fresh. How do people not realize this? As it turns out, people really didn't fall for it, and they were shot down.After talking about real news headlines,Hackerman tried to trick the rest of the team by mixing real news headlines with the others and trying to make us guess which one is fake.

We kickoff this week's episode of Delay Radio like every other...awkwardly. Jethrow kicks us off with searching Reddit for questions, including someone seeking advice for new college students. Get a blood test, remember you're young, and in the words of Jethrow, "don't". We mean, there are probably some famous people that figured it out, right? Because dad doesn't understand that the world is different so you still need tuition for next semester. Here are some other options: get famous on Instagram - there's a few ideas. Well, one. Okay? Okay. After we talked about this, we turned this into a conversation about PB&amp;J.Also, D had this rubber toy that was a banana filled with sand - that he was whipping around the entire episode. But we quickly got down to business. Police in New York were able to catch 3 robbery suspects from a burger joint, following a trail of macaroni salad. Also, in Kuwait, local fish market owners took googly eyes , the ones that you find at hobby or craft stores, and put them on the fish to make them appear fresh. How do people not realize this? As it turns out, people really didn't fall for it, and they were shot down.After talking about real news headlines,Hackerman tried to trick the rest of the team by mixing real news headlines with the others and trying to make us guess which one is fake.

Bad College Advice,Macaroni Robbers,Googly Eyed Fish,Fake News Headlines - Ep. 27 - Funny News Comedy

We offer you a few comedy moments to cherrish during this episode. Did you know that there are cops out there that want you to be drunk, and they will pay? Yes, you read that right. You have the right to remain intoxicated if you spend some time with some Canadian police officers. After walking the fine line of the sobriety test, we go onto discuss macaroni and cheese and how it relates to sex fails. Who knew that macaroni and cheese could be so dirty. We don't stop at little pasta noodles, the Honch spoon feeds more sex fails, including his own story...handcuffs not sold separately. Before we dove into some other news, there was a 'mic failure' but it happens. And when you go to Vegas, you should probably do so during Halloween, because you end up wearing a skeleton costume with an inflatable (you guess it). And we close it out with our 'would you rather segment', and there was a lot of gagging over the microphones...sorry about that. We may or may not keep you from eating bacon bits ever again in your life. But we won't ruin Poutine for you. So satisfying.

We offer you a few comedy moments to cherrish during this episode. Did you know that there are cops out there that want you to be drunk, and they will pay? Yes, you read that right. You have the right to remain intoxicated if you spend some time with some Canadian police officers. After walking the fine line of the sobriety test, we go onto discuss macaroni and cheese and how it relates to sex fails. Who knew that macaroni and cheese could be so dirty. We don't stop at little pasta noodles, the Honch spoon feeds more sex fails, including his own story...handcuffs not sold separately. Before we dove into some other news, there was a 'mic failure' but it happens. And when you go to Vegas, you should probably do so during Halloween, because you end up wearing a skeleton costume with an inflatable (you guess it). And we close it out with our 'would you rather segment', and there was a lot of gagging over the microphones...sorry about that. We may or may not keep you from eating bacon bits ever again in your life. But we won't ruin Poutine for you. So satisfying.

Drunk with the cops, heavy petting, poutine - Ep. 5 - Funny News Comedy

Lindsay Lohan

Elon Musk

So after some complete nonsense, we go into porn names. There is the old addage about using your street name, middlename, etc. But as it turns out, there are some other methods to come up with your porn screen name - and each of us give up our new porn names. And with those conventions, what happens if the street you live on is socially prominent? Yes, we accidentally went there...and as it turns out, Jethrow is Christopher Steel. After talking about bad porn names, we talk about smells - a wife made a perfume that smelled like her husband, who is an astronaut because she missed him. We asked the group what musk smell they would want for the rest of your life; BBQ and other food items came up, but the Honch took it a step further to grilled pineapple.

So after some complete nonsense, we go into porn names. There is the old addage about using your street name, middlename, etc. But as it turns out, there are some other methods to come up with your porn screen name - and each of us give up our new porn names. And with those conventions, what happens if the street you live on is socially prominent? Yes, we accidentally went there...and as it turns out, Jethrow is Christopher Steel. After talking about bad porn names, we talk about smells - a wife made a perfume that smelled like her husband, who is an astronaut because she missed him. We asked the group what musk smell they would want for the rest of your life; BBQ and other food items came up, but the Honch took it a step further to grilled pineapple.

Bad Porn Names,Elon Musk,Space Perfume..Grilled Pineapple,Shirt Smell Dating,Find Fake News Headlines including Lindsay Lohan and Kardashians - Ep. 25 - Funny News Comedy

Ray Romano

We started the podcast by not starting it the way it should start, with an intro. We actually just started talking about "Weekend at Bernie's" and the dance from Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Once we realized we should probably kick things off, we finally kicked it off. Going through introductions, we keep it very open. Honch was talking about his wife's coffee, he accidentally used the word corpse, but we assure you that his wife is alive. Apparently her coffee order is getting more complicated, and he is so mad about it. Why can't you just order a regular coffee? Cold pressed, brewed, a venti,smoked,double espressor, more cream. And not to totally go off the side, but what do people get when they are searching for BBC on the Internet? Do they really get the news, but get other results? After talking about coffee, we went onto wrestles, Macho Man, Hulk Hogan, and Owen Hart. So CVS is being sued - this is what happens; he was getting Viagra and paying cash, and his wife called about his medications, and found out that her husband was taking it. He is now going after the chain of pharmacies. Apparently, the man's marriage has broken down. What is the most temping that that isn't worth it? Honch thinks that it is anal - on either end of the conversation, as long as you give him a McCafe. Telling your wife "I told you so." is probably something you would regret. The D was tempted to use the meat slicer at the deli counter, which would probably always end in a devestation. A woman showed up to winning the lottery in an emoji mask. That is one way to show up so people don't know who you are at the end of the day. And have you ever purchased McDonalds and just left it out to see it not age? A man took a 6 year old Big Mac and fries and put them up for sale on eBay. The eBay team ended up taking them down. If you listen for anything, just listen because of the phrase "Raymond Noodles". And did you know that Ramen Noodles come on halves?

We started the podcast by not starting it the way it should start, with an intro. We actually just started talking about "Weekend at Bernie's" and the dance from Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Once we realized we should probably kick things off, we finally kicked it off. Going through introductions, we keep it very open. Honch was talking about his wife's coffee, he accidentally used the word corpse, but we assure you that his wife is alive. Apparently her coffee order is getting more complicated, and he is so mad about it. Why can't you just order a regular coffee? Cold pressed, brewed, a venti,smoked,double espressor, more cream. And not to totally go off the side, but what do people get when they are searching for BBC on the Internet? Do they really get the news, but get other results? After talking about coffee, we went onto wrestles, Macho Man, Hulk Hogan, and Owen Hart. So CVS is being sued - this is what happens; he was getting Viagra and paying cash, and his wife called about his medications, and found out that her husband was taking it. He is now going after the chain of pharmacies. Apparently, the man's marriage has broken down. What is the most temping that that isn't worth it? Honch thinks that it is anal - on either end of the conversation, as long as you give him a McCafe. Telling your wife "I told you so." is probably something you would regret. The D was tempted to use the meat slicer at the deli counter, which would probably always end in a devestation. A woman showed up to winning the lottery in an emoji mask. That is one way to show up so people don't know who you are at the end of the day. And have you ever purchased McDonalds and just left it out to see it not age? A man took a 6 year old Big Mac and fries and put them up for sale on eBay. The eBay team ended up taking them down. If you listen for anything, just listen because of the phrase "Raymond Noodles". And did you know that Ramen Noodles come on halves?

6 yr Old McDonalds Burger on eBay, Wife Coffee Corpse,BBC,Viagra Lawsuit,Reddit Temptations,Wrestlers, Ice Cream Sandwiches, Ray Romano, Ramen Noodles, Jurassic World - Ep. 21 - Funny News Comedy

We weren't sure if we were recording, but it turns out that we're all extreme radio DJ's. Finally this is the second episode that we got all  four of the Delay Radio team together in one room, or around one pool table. Steve North immediately gets us to dive into the news, where we talk about Jim Jong Un, North Korea's leader, visiting China, where they tried to keep it under wraps. People in China were using WeChat to name Kim Jong things like...'Fatty Fatty' and Kim Fat the III - which we turned into an episode of Sesame Street. We think Steve North's name of 'Dicktator' was a better fitting name at the time. After attemping to poke fun at the country's leader, we dive into questions from Yahoo! Answers. Jethrow finds a man who wants to know whether or not is he dead, and he seems to think that the man is asking the question because maybe he was doing bath salts or Tide Pods. Apparently if everyone you know avoids you or ignores you, you think you might be dead. This leads us to ask, how do you know if you're dead? Honch quickly tells us that if you're able to submit this question online, you're probably alive. The discussion includes a terrible impressions or Mr. T (worst impression ever?). After questioning our existence, we dive into a story about seafood, perhaps a late-nite snack. Honch prefers Snickers bars or frozen pizzas...not the (digusting French). For a few fake dollars (or real ones), there is now a vending machine for oysters that you can eat late at night (snot out of a rock according to Steve North). And have you ever noticed that they get the names of oysters from where they come from? Steve North tells us about what fruit in your lunchbox tastes like - it makes everything likeold fruit. And then the Honch takes us down his storied past, eating the best and worst foods.....without being dared (hint: Tuna fish). We then dive into the last Interweb find, where The Jethrow's wife works at a pizza place...and he'll put this Internet gem on your Facebook for you. So a weird band that posted on the page for Mancino's pizza, made a comparison of sex to pizza. Listen in and tell us if it is accurate or not. So we have no idea what is happening with this band....there's a saxaphone, a girl that doesn't know what is happening and doesn't know how to get out of the music video (creeper cam alert). Honch takes us on a side quest to Subway, where he had to make them a cold cut combos with extra meat...or all of the meat. Is it just us that knows you can order double meat on your sandwiches...or order Deluxe? We end the episode with shakespearian 'would you rathers'. Would you rather drink a gallon of used hot dog water, or a glass of someone elses food sweat? We dive right into the liquid discussion, and it does matter whose foot it is...because we'd much rather drink the hot dog water. And does it have pulp in it? Jethrow ended us out with the feeding of hot dogs (not us, an old girlfriend). That relationship didn't last very long. Jethrow had one more 'would you rather' involving beech sand and the chewing of seaweed, and Honch is completely grossed out by seaweed.

We weren't sure if we were recording, but it turns out that we're all extreme radio DJ's. Finally this is the second episode that we got all four of the Delay Radio team together in one room, or around one pool table. Steve North immediately gets us to dive into the news, where we talk about Jim Jong Un, North Korea's leader, visiting China, where they tried to keep it under wraps. People in China were using WeChat to name Kim Jong things like...'Fatty Fatty' and Kim Fat the III - which we turned into an episode of Sesame Street. We think Steve North's name of 'Dicktator' was a better fitting name at the time. After attemping to poke fun at the country's leader, we dive into questions from Yahoo! Answers. Jethrow finds a man who wants to know whether or not is he dead, and he seems to think that the man is asking the question because maybe he was doing bath salts or Tide Pods. Apparently if everyone you know avoids you or ignores you, you think you might be dead. This leads us to ask, how do you know if you're dead? Honch quickly tells us that if you're able to submit this question online, you're probably alive. The discussion includes a terrible impressions or Mr. T (worst impression ever?). After questioning our existence, we dive into a story about seafood, perhaps a late-nite snack. Honch prefers Snickers bars or frozen pizzas...not the (digusting French). For a few fake dollars (or real ones), there is now a vending machine for oysters that you can eat late at night (snot out of a rock according to Steve North). And have you ever noticed that they get the names of oysters from where they come from? Steve North tells us about what fruit in your lunchbox tastes like - it makes everything like old fruit. And then the Honch takes us down his storied past, eating the best and worst foods.....without being dared (hint: Tuna fish). We then dive into the last Interweb find, where The Jethrow's wife works at a pizza place...and he'll put this Internet gem on your Facebook for you. So a weird band that posted on the page for Mancino's pizza, made a comparison of sex to pizza. Listen in and tell us if it is accurate or not. So we have no idea what is happening with this band....there's a saxaphone, a girl that doesn't know what is happening and doesn't know how to get out of the music video (creeper cam alert). Honch takes us on a side quest to Subway, where he had to make them a cold cut combos with extra meat...or all of the meat. Is it just us that knows you can order double meat on your sandwiches...or order Deluxe? We end the episode with shakespearian 'would you rathers'. Would you rather drink a gallon of used hot dog water, or a glass of someone elses food sweat? We dive right into the liquid discussion, and it does matter whose foot it is...because we'd much rather drink the hot dog water. And does it have pulp in it? Jethrow ended us out with the feeding of hot dogs (not us, an old girlfriend). That relationship didn't last very long. Jethrow had one more 'would you rather' involving beech sand and the chewing of seaweed, and Honch is completely grossed out by seaweed.

North Korea's Kim Jong Un's Worst Nicknames, man wants to know if he's dead, terrible late night snacks, creepy music video, hot dog water and   warm beer - Ep. 12 - Funny News Comedy

We kick off this funny/comedy news episode being whatever we want to be, or whatever we identify as (some of us are French maybe). Steve North kicks us off with him wanting D to shut up, but immediately wants him to start talking again because he has some comedy news to deliver. A man from Colorado (stoned?) has been attacked by lions and tigers and bears (oh my). Not really, he was attacked by a shark, he's been mauled by a bear, and bitten by a rattlesnack within a few year period. In his latest encounter, he was attacked by a shark and ended up with only 7 stitches. The man was also once sleeping when a bear started to bite his head. Smokey the bear doesn't have anything on this guy. At the end of the day, with these attacks maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time....3 times. Honch goes into a story about saving a puppy (which didn't really happen) to impress someone, but he really just cut his hand on Spaghettios. Steve North's wife had to get some stitches, but she was opening a banana. Bears and snakes...and sharks. Oh my. After attacking that topic (3 times)...Jethrow goes into a question from '?' on Yahoo! Answers. If you're not vegan, what do you have against going vegan? Honch just thinks it is stupid, Steve North writes down that it sucks. Nothing is more official than when you write it down, and you should leave Steve North alone because he likes to eat animals....for every one animal a vegan doesn't eat, he'll eat 3. Koalas, Toucans, and whatever else you could think of. Why are they made so delicious? (Hint of the episode): None of us are Vegan. Honch's wife was actully vegetarian (or maybe she was vegan) when they started dating...which didn't last long. If you are...how do you know whether or not something tastes like its meat counterpart. But you don't really have to cook any of it. We went from veganism to poop trains in about 3 seconds. Honch found this story while spending his time on the toilet. Parish, Alabama is a small town with a giant train...carrying New York's poop. There is a lot of paper work (is it rolls of paper work...maybe a lot of red ink involved in this one). There is a giant stinking train stuck in the town...and they can't keep it moving, which is on its way to Georgia. If it is stuck in the town, is the town constipated? Now we have to get on the Internet and define what a 'Alabama poop train' is. We have no idea what is happening...it's a #2 world problem. Jethrow takes us on a sidebar with a conversation that he had with his wife, which led to a secret menu item at a local pizza joint. Jethrow is one of 'those people' who is into having his toppings on the side. Jethrow will eat it for breakfast...and created a new cereal called 'Opps All Meat', which maybe is a cereal that is made by accident...and yes it has pepperoni and animal shapes. Steve North scared D to death with his little boy impression. We'll leave you put to all of that together by listening to the podcast episode. After diving out the world of the comedic world of news, would you like to have some fart breath, how about a gallon of essential peppermint oil to fix that? Somehow we ended up on essential oils...no idea. We end the episode with a 'would you rather' about a 45 minute....something..walk, run? D wouldn't do any of those things...because he has a hard time getting to the fridge. In the ends we learned about being bitten, vegans are obnoxious, poop train is real, Opps all meat is a new cereal that we hope hits grocery store shelves. (don't steal this Nabisco).

We kick off this funny/comedy news episode being whatever we want to be, or whatever we identify as (some of us are French maybe). Steve North kicks us off with him wanting D to shut up, but immediately wants him to start talking again because he has some comedy news to deliver. A man from Colorado (stoned?) has been attacked by lions and tigers and bears (oh my). Not really, he was attacked by a shark, he's been mauled by a bear, and bitten by a rattlesnack within a few year period. In his latest encounter, he was attacked by a shark and ended up with only 7 stitches. The man was also once sleeping when a bear started to bite his head. Smokey the bear doesn't have anything on this guy. At the end of the day, with these attacks maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time....3 times. Honch goes into a story about saving a puppy (which didn't really happen) to impress someone, but he really just cut his hand on Spaghettios. Steve North's wife had to get some stitches, but she was opening a banana. Bears and snakes...and sharks. Oh my. After attacking that topic (3 times)...Jethrow goes into a question from '?' on Yahoo! Answers. If you're not vegan, what do you have against going vegan? Honch just thinks it is stupid, Steve North writes down that it sucks. Nothing is more official than when you write it down, and you should leave Steve North alone because he likes to eat animals....for every one animal a vegan doesn't eat, he'll eat 3. Koalas, Toucans, and whatever else you could think of. Why are they made so delicious? (Hint of the episode): None of us are Vegan. Honch's wife was actully vegetarian (or maybe she was vegan) when they started dating...which didn't last long. If you are...how do you know whether or not something tastes like its meat counterpart. But you don't really have to cook any of it. We went from veganism to poop trains in about 3 seconds. Honch found this story while spending his time on the toilet. Parish, Alabama is a small town with a giant train...carrying New York's poop. There is a lot of paper work (is it rolls of paper work...maybe a lot of red ink involved in this one). There is a giant stinking train stuck in the town...and they can't keep it moving, which is on its way to Georgia. If it is stuck in the town, is the town constipated? Now we have to get on the Internet and define what a 'Alabama poop train' is. We have no idea what is happening...it's a #2 world problem. Jethrow takes us on a sidebar with a conversation that he had with his wife, which led to a secret menu item at a local pizza joint. Jethrow is one of 'those people' who is into having his toppings on the side. Jethrow will eat it for breakfast...and created a new cereal called 'Opps All Meat', which maybe is a cereal that is made by accident...and yes it has pepperoni and animal shapes. Steve North scared D to death with his little boy impression. We'll leave you put to all of that together by listening to the podcast episode. After diving out the world of the comedic world of news, would you like to have some fart breath, how about a gallon of essential peppermint oil to fix that? Somehow we ended up on essential oils...no idea. We end the episode with a 'would you rather' about a 45 minute....something..walk, run? D wouldn't do any of those things...because he has a hard time getting to the fridge. In the ends we learned about being bitten, vegans are obnoxious, poop train is real, Opps all meat is a new cereal that we hope hits grocery store shelves. (don't steal this Nabisco).

Man attacked by shark, bear, and snake. Obnoxious vegans, New pizza cereal, Alabama poop train from New York . - Ep. 11 - Funny News Comedy

Seinfeld Fantasizing

On this week's episode, we starting out by being not sorry about anything, with a quick hommage to some weird 50's and 60's songs. And how we like our women - coffee, and other various things. We immediately give Hackerman a host of stage names all driven by web tech; PHP, DJ Ruby on Rails, etc. To kick us off, Honch talks about announcing at a race track to get into a news story about a woman getting hit in the face with a hot dog, because as it turns out, if you use an air cannon - people get shot. We guess that is an easy way to get food, albeit something wrapped in duct tape, frankly... So after digging around Reddit, Jethrow wanted to get into some life lessons, including letting other kids borrow your bike, playing with scissors and electricity, and we eventually get into talking about volcanoes. Long story short, you shouldn't try to cook food over a volcano. Would you cook something over a Volcano? After talking about who knows what, Hackerman drops us (in British accent), 'would you rathers' concerning something we did disuss already somewhat; drinking sweat or hot dog water, so we had to get a new one. Would you rather always feel itchy or feel like you have to pee all the time. 

On this week's episode, we starting out by being not sorry about anything, with a quick hommage to some weird 50's and 60's songs. And how we like our women - coffee, and other various things. We immediately give Hackerman a host of stage names all driven by web tech; PHP, DJ Ruby on Rails, etc. To kick us off, Honch talks about announcing at a race track to get into a news story about a woman getting hit in the face with a hot dog, because as it turns out, if you use an air cannon - people get shot. We guess that is an easy way to get food, albeit something wrapped in duct tape, frankly... So after digging around Reddit, Jethrow wanted to get into some life lessons, including letting other kids borrow your bike, playing with scissors and electricity, and we eventually get into talking about volcanoes. Long story short, you shouldn't try to cook food over a volcano. Would you cook something over a Volcano? After talking about who knows what, Hackerman drops us (in British accent), 'would you rathers' concerning something we did disuss already somewhat; drinking sweat or hot dog water, so we had to get a new one. Would you rather always feel itchy or feel like you have to pee all the time.

Women,Baseball Food Destroys Face,Reddit Life Lessons,Seinfeld Fantasizing,Volcano Cooking,Would You Rather R. Kelly- Ep. 20 - Funny News Comedy

On this episode we have...well, bears...and more bears. We have some stories from Reddit. If you didn't know we typically get questions from Yahoo! Answers, but have found better ones on Reddit. As for actual topics, Honch kicks us off with a story of a bear. This bear was at a zoo in Alberta, Canada...and well, he was behaving so well that his zookeepers decided to take him out for ice cream. Ironically, unlike most stories that we do, this bear did nothing wrong...he just enoyed his soft serve ice cream, or Blizzard, or whatever a bear eats from an ice cream shop. Did you know that the British accent is something fabricated by people? This was not verified by any news sources..but we decided it is fact. Can someone do the fact checking on this one? After getting off topic...we get even more off topic and we're back on the Laurel and Yanny bandwagon. Stemming from our bonus episode (the one between last week and this week, we still hand to bring it up. Apparently we can't let it go. Once we talk about the first bear story, Jethrow jumps into company slogans. What slogans that works for one company...wouldn't translate well to others? Honch tought that the "I'm Lovin' It" for McDonald's wouldn't translate well for Pepto. And fun fact for your day, Captain Crunch doesn't have razor blades in it...the cereal just cuts your mouth up. After going who knows where on the topic train, we had another bear story. This time...a woman in China bought what she thought was a Mastiff, but after 2 years of raising it, it turned out to be an endangered Black Bear....and I re-iterate, 2 YEARS to discover that this 440 pound puppy was a bear. After talking about the giant puppy Bear, we dove into a question from the Internet. What is something stupid that you've done, but in news headline format? As it turns out, we've done some pretty stupid stuff...and likely what you would classify as a fail, including Jethrow throwing pizza...pepperoni down at someone's windshield. Not by the slice..the entire pizza.

On this episode we have...well, bears...and more bears. We have some stories from Reddit. If you didn't know we typically get questions from Yahoo! Answers, but have found better ones on Reddit. As for actual topics, Honch kicks us off with a story of a bear. This bear was at a zoo in Alberta, Canada...and well, he was behaving so well that his zookeepers decided to take him out for ice cream. Ironically, unlike most stories that we do, this bear did nothing wrong...he just enoyed his soft serve ice cream, or Blizzard, or whatever a bear eats from an ice cream shop. Did you know that the British accent is something fabricated by people? This was not verified by any news sources..but we decided it is fact. Can someone do the fact checking on this one? After getting off topic...we get even more off topic and we're back on the Laurel and Yanny bandwagon. Stemming from our bonus episode (the one between last week and this week, we still hand to bring it up. Apparently we can't let it go. Once we talk about the first bear story, Jethrow jumps into company slogans. What slogans that works for one company...wouldn't translate well to others? Honch tought that the "I'm Lovin' It" for McDonald's wouldn't translate well for Pepto. And fun fact for your day, Captain Crunch doesn't have razor blades in it...the cereal just cuts your mouth up. After going who knows where on the topic train, we had another bear story. This time...a woman in China bought what she thought was a Mastiff, but after 2 years of raising it, it turned out to be an endangered Black Bear....and I re-iterate, 2 YEARS to discover that this 440 pound puppy was a bear. After talking about the giant puppy Bear, we dove into a question from the Internet. What is something stupid that you've done, but in news headline format? As it turns out, we've done some pretty stupid stuff...and likely what you would classify as a fail, including Jethrow throwing pizza...pepperoni down at someone's windshield. Not by the slice..the entire pizza.

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