We're back after a very unexpected absence! This week listen to us break down the absolutely bonkers James Wan flick, Malignant.

We're back after a very unexpected absence! This week listen to us break down the absolutely bonkers James Wan flick, Malignant.

Malignant (2021)

This week we take on the very bizarre Sleepwalkers from 1992 starring Madchen Amick, Brian Krause, and Alice Krige. If you're into alien cats and/or vampires, this movie is for you.

This week we take on the very bizarre Sleepwalkers from 1992 starring Madchen Amick, Brian Krause, and Alice Krige. If you're into alien cats and/or vampires, this movie is for you.

Sleepwalkers (1992)

This week we discuss the 2020 horror movie, The Empty Man. Did we love it? Did we hate it? Were we somewhere in between? Listen and find out!

This week we discuss the 2020 horror movie, The Empty Man. Did we love it? Did we hate it? Were we somewhere in between? Listen and find out!

The Empty Man (2020)

In this week's episode, we talk about the remake of The House on Haunted Hill from 1999. Did we love it? Did we hate it? Did we think it was a two-hour Marilyn Manson video? Find out when you hit play!

In this week's episode, we talk about the remake of The House on Haunted Hill from 1999. Did we love it? Did we hate it? Did we think it was a two-hour Marilyn Manson video? Find out when you hit play!

The House on Haunted Hill (1999)

We're back from a little bit of a summer break and this week we're reviewing the 2021 horror film, The Resort. It's our shortest episode ever and we'll let you figure out why. 

We're back from a little bit of a summer break and this week we're reviewing the 2021 horror film, The Resort. It's our shortest episode ever and we'll let you figure out why.

The Resort (2021)

This week Whitney and Lauren are wrapping up the Fear Street trilogy with Fear Street 1666. Does this one hold up to the first two? (Whitney also wants everyone to know she knows they didn't use makeup to de-age the actors in The Irishman and IT: Chapter 2, it was digitally done.) 

This week Whitney and Lauren are wrapping up the Fear Street trilogy with Fear Street 1666. Does this one hold up to the first two? (Whitney also wants everyone to know she knows they didn't use makeup to de-age the actors in The Irishman and IT: Chapter 2, it was digitally done.)

Fear Street 1666 (2021)

This week we talk about the second installment in the Fear Street trilogy with Fear Street 1978. Starring Sadie Sink this one invokes the spirit of our favorite 80s slashers like Friday the 13th and Sleepaway Camp while an ax-wielding killer makes his way through Camp Nightwing.

This week we talk about the second installment in the Fear Street trilogy with Fear Street 1978. Starring Sadie Sink this one invokes the spirit of our favorite 80s slashers like Friday the 13th and Sleepaway Camp while an ax-wielding killer makes his way through Camp Nightwing.

Fear Street 1978 (2021)

This week Whitney and Lauren talk about the first movie in the new Netflix Fear Street trilogy, Fear Street:1994! Were there any plot holes? Do parents exist in this universe? Did we love the head nods to Scream? Listen and find out in this week's episode!

This week Whitney and Lauren talk about the first movie in the new Netflix Fear Street trilogy, Fear Street:1994! Were there any plot holes? Do parents exist in this universe? Did we love the head nods to Scream? Listen and find out in this week's episode!

Fear Street:1994

This week we have a very special guest - author, Grady Hendrix! Grady chose Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge for us to review and oh boy, it was a doozy. In what other movie can you find phantoms in malls, cobras in pet stores, and murderous piano players? Only in the 80s. Listen to us chat all about the ridiculous parts of this movie as well as talk about Grady's new book, The Final Girl Support Group, which debuts on July 13th!

This week we have a very special guest - author, Grady Hendrix! Grady chose Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge for us to review and oh boy, it was a doozy. In what other movie can you find phantoms in malls, cobras in pet stores, and murderous piano players? Only in the 80s. Listen to us chat all about the ridiculous parts of this movie as well as talk about Grady's new book, The Final Girl Support Group, which debuts on July 13th!

Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge

With Lauren back from vacation, this week we tackle the pregnancy-horror flick, False Positive, starring Ilana Glazer, Pierce Brosnan, Justin Theroux, and Sophia Bush. Does it make the cut? Or is Pierce Brosnan's character's oddly erotic lubing up of the office tools enough to make us want to throw up? Find out in this week's episode!

With Lauren back from vacation, this week we tackle the pregnancy-horror flick, False Positive, starring Ilana Glazer, Pierce Brosnan, Justin Theroux, and Sophia Bush. Does it make the cut? Or is Pierce Brosnan's character's oddly erotic lubing up of the office tools enough to make us want to throw up? Find out in this week's episode!

False Positive (2021)

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In 1997, our televisions filled with ads for what seemed to be a new science fiction movie about to be released to our local theaters. A young and foolish Whitney excitedly bought her tickets and settled in for a space adventure with the possibility of an alien or two. That is not what Whitney received. Instead, she sat, horrified, for two hours as she watched a crew of astronauts manage to rocket their way into the depths of hell and all the horrors that it held. In honor of her unfortunate mistake, Lights, Camera, No takes on Event Horizon this week as they point out the unbelievable decisions that all of these supposedly very smart characters continue to make. Join them and hear what they manage to come up with in this week's episode.

In 1997, our televisions filled with ads for what seemed to be a new science fiction movie about to be released to our local theaters. A young and foolish Whitney excitedly bought her tickets and settled in for a space adventure with the possibility of an alien or two. That is not what Whitney received. Instead, she sat, horrified, for two hours as she watched a crew of astronauts manage to rocket their way into the depths of hell and all the horrors that it held. In honor of her unfortunate mistake, Lights, Camera, No takes on Event Horizon this week as they point out the unbelievable decisions that all of these supposedly very smart characters continue to make. Join them and hear what they manage to come up with in this week's episode.

Event Horizon

What happens when two of your favorite podcasts join forces? A supersized episode like this! This week Lights, Camera, No joins up with Horror Movie Club podcast to pick apart the 2000 horror flick, Final Destination. There's an excessive amount of shots of dudes using the bathroom but don't let that scare you. It's worth the listen!

What happens when two of your favorite podcasts join forces? A supersized episode like this! This week Lights, Camera, No joins up with Horror Movie Club podcast to pick apart the 2000 horror flick, Final Destination. There's an excessive amount of shots of dudes using the bathroom but don't let that scare you. It's worth the listen!

Final Destination (2000)

Whitney, Eric and Lauren discuss the 2011 film Shark Night in this episode, but it could also be titled The Episode Where Eric Talks About a Character's Arm Getting Bitten Off for a Full 60 Minutes. Listen for laughs and lots of rambling.

Whitney, Eric and Lauren discuss the 2011 film Shark Night in this episode, but it could also be titled The Episode Where Eric Talks About a Character's Arm Getting Bitten Off for a Full 60 Minutes. Listen for laughs and lots of rambling.

Shark Night

This week, the gang is discussing the 1984 fantasy/horror flick Gremlins. You know, the one with the gadget salesman who picks up a Mogwai for his kid for Christmas? There are three simple rules: never expose them to bright light, don't let them come into contact with water, and never feed them after midnight. Naturally, all three happen in the Spielberg classic. Tune in as Whitney, Eric, and Lauren compare Gizmo's cuteness with that of Baby Yoda and discuss the logic behind how Gremlins can drink alcohol - a LIQUID - without causing them to spawn. 

This week, the gang is discussing the 1984 fantasy/horror flick Gremlins. You know, the one with the gadget salesman who picks up a Mogwai for his kid for Christmas? There are three simple rules: never expose them to bright light, don't let them come into contact with water, and never feed them after midnight. Naturally, all three happen in the Spielberg classic. Tune in as Whitney, Eric, and Lauren compare Gizmo's cuteness with that of Baby Yoda and discuss the logic behind how Gremlins can drink alcohol - a LIQUID - without causing them to spawn.

Gremlins

In 2002, The Ring, a Japanese style horror film, made waves in the US because of how genuinely scary the movie was. Directed by Gore Verbinski and starring Naomi Watts, the movie follows a journalist who tries to get to the bottom of a cursed video tape that has been blamed for a recent string of deaths. In this episode of Lights, Camera, No we take a look back at the horror film and wonder what we would do if put in this situation and why Eric doesn't know what a VCR is called.

In 2002, The Ring, a Japanese style horror film, made waves in the US because of how genuinely scary the movie was. Directed by Gore Verbinski and starring Naomi Watts, the movie follows a journalist who tries to get to the bottom of a cursed video tape that has been blamed for a recent string of deaths. In this episode of Lights, Camera, No we take a look back at the horror film and wonder what we would do if put in this situation and why Eric doesn't know what a VCR is called.

The Ring

This week Whitney, Eric and Lauren take a closer look at the 1974 slasher flick, Black Christmas. Starring Olivia Hussey, Margot Kidder and Keir Dullea, the film focuses on a group of sorority sisters stalked by an unknown killer on Christmas Break. See what the hosts think and why you might never look at spaghetti the same way.

This week Whitney, Eric and Lauren take a closer look at the 1974 slasher flick, Black Christmas. Starring Olivia Hussey, Margot Kidder and Keir Dullea, the film focuses on a group of sorority sisters stalked by an unknown killer on Christmas Break. See what the hosts think and why you might never look at spaghetti the same way.

Black Christmas (1974)

Jack Frost

If you wait for Michael Keaton to show up in this film, you're going to be disappointed. His family friendly flick of the same title didn't grace theaters until 1998. This movie instead features a murderous snowman with the soul of a serial killer who has a penchant for people pies. That's what Whitney, Eric and Lauren are discussing in this episode of Lights, Camera, No.

If you wait for Michael Keaton to show up in this film, you're going to be disappointed. His family friendly flick of the same title didn't grace theaters until 1998. This movie instead features a murderous snowman with the soul of a serial killer who has a penchant for people pies. That's what Whitney, Eric and Lauren are discussing in this episode of Lights, Camera, No.

Jack Frost (1997)

We're continuing our trek through the I Know What You Did Last Summer universe with the 1998 sequel, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. This one has Jennifer Love Hewitt returning for the role of Julie James as well as Freddie Prinze, Jr. as Ray Bronson. They're also bringing Brandy and Mekhi Phifer along for the ride. While the killer wants us all to know about his ironclad memory, he's still going to an excessive amount of trouble to make sure he gets rid of these kids. No way could I ever be a killer. Entirely too much work according to this guy. Find out what we thought on this week's episode of Lights, Camera, No.

We're continuing our trek through the I Know What You Did Last Summer universe with the 1998 sequel, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. This one has Jennifer Love Hewitt returning for the role of Julie James as well as Freddie Prinze, Jr. as Ray Bronson. They're also bringing Brandy and Mekhi Phifer along for the ride. While the killer wants us all to know about his ironclad memory, he's still going to an excessive amount of trouble to make sure he gets rid of these kids. No way could I ever be a killer. Entirely too much work according to this guy. Find out what we thought on this week's episode of Lights, Camera, No.

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

As they tackle the fourth film in what at seems like a never-ending franchise, Whitney, Eric and Lauren MIGHT be feeling a little bit of burnout when it comes to talking about the Final Destination movies. In this week's episode they discuss THE Final Destination, a title Lauren finds very misleading. Why? Because there's one more movie after this one. But no worries, their misery is your joy. 

As they tackle the fourth film in what at seems like a never-ending franchise, Whitney, Eric and Lauren MIGHT be feeling a little bit of burnout when it comes to talking about the Final Destination movies. In this week's episode they discuss THE Final Destination, a title Lauren finds very misleading. Why? Because there's one more movie after this one. But no worries, their misery is your joy.

The Final Destination

Ever wonder what would happen if you started breeding giant sharks? What about giving them brains the size of an engine? Better yet, let's house these terrifying monstrosities in a poorly renovated sea lab. This week we dive into why you might want to reconsider your $200M investment into Alzheimers research with the 1999 film Deep Blue Sea.

Ever wonder what would happen if you started breeding giant sharks? What about giving them brains the size of an engine? Better yet, let's house these terrifying monstrosities in a poorly renovated sea lab. This week we dive into why you might want to reconsider your $200M investment into Alzheimers research with the 1999 film Deep Blue Sea.

Deep Blue Sea

Whitney, Eric, and Lauren are continuing their trek through all of the Final Destination films. This week they're discussing Final Destination 3... You know... the roller coaster one. Watch a crew of teenagers die oddly elaborate deaths and then listen to the podcast where the hosts laugh at all the horrible decisions.

Whitney, Eric, and Lauren are continuing their trek through all of the Final Destination films. This week they're discussing Final Destination 3... You know... the roller coaster one. Watch a crew of teenagers die oddly elaborate deaths and then listen to the podcast where the hosts laugh at all the horrible decisions.

Final Destination 3

Did you know that the I Still Know What You Did Last Summer movie was actually a trilogy?  Yeah. Neither did we. But once we discovered this, we knew we had to cover it on the show. Let us set the scene... Three innocent podcasters looking for a good movie to review on their show. It doesn't have to be good by any means. Heavens, no. They just needed material to laugh about and point out some of the dumb decisions characters make.  Instead, they unknowingly sat down to watch one of the worst movies of all time - I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer. It was painful, but they did it and now, you can hear all of their opinions and everything they laughed about with this awful, horrible ending in the I Know... universe.

Did you know that the I Still Know What You Did Last Summer movie was actually a trilogy?  Yeah. Neither did we. But once we discovered this, we knew we had to cover it on the show. Let us set the scene... Three innocent podcasters looking for a good movie to review on their show. It doesn't have to be good by any means. Heavens, no. They just needed material to laugh about and point out some of the dumb decisions characters make. Instead, they unknowingly sat down to watch one of the worst movies of all time - I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer. It was painful, but they did it and now, you can hear all of their opinions and everything they laughed about with this awful, horrible ending in the I Know... universe.

I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

This week the gang tried to find a New Years Eve horror movie and settled on one called Antisocial from 2013. Unfortunately, there were basically zero ties to New Years Eve and instead Whitney, Eric, and Lauren discovered a whole mess of other things wrong with the movie. That's what they're covering in this week's episode!

This week the gang tried to find a New Years Eve horror movie and settled on one called Antisocial from 2013. Unfortunately, there were basically zero ties to New Years Eve and instead Whitney, Eric, and Lauren discovered a whole mess of other things wrong with the movie. That's what they're covering in this week's episode!

Antisocial

In the late 90s, the teen slasher had seen a revival following on the heels of Scream. In 1997, I Know What You Did Last Summer was one of those movies. Starring some of the biggest 90s teen stars like Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze, Jr., Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ryan Phillippe, I Know What You Did Last Summer follows the tale of four teens who accidentally hit a man with their car. They believe he's dead and instead of taking one logical step at any point in this movie, they decide to start things off by tossing his body into the ocean. Except, plot twist! He's not dead... and now he's no longer angry. He's cold, wet, and angry. (Nobody likes to be in soaking clothes.) Did they make a single good decision? (Nope!) Did we have a blast pointing out all of their terrible plans? (Absolutely!)

In the late 90s, the teen slasher had seen a revival following on the heels of Scream. In 1997, I Know What You Did Last Summer was one of those movies. Starring some of the biggest 90s teen stars like Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze, Jr., Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ryan Phillippe, I Know What You Did Last Summer follows the tale of four teens who accidentally hit a man with their car. They believe he's dead and instead of taking one logical step at any point in this movie, they decide to start things off by tossing his body into the ocean. Except, plot twist! He's not dead... and now he's no longer angry. He's cold, wet, and angry. (Nobody likes to be in soaking clothes.) Did they make a single good decision? (Nope!) Did we have a blast pointing out all of their terrible plans? (Absolutely!)

I Know What You Did Last Summer

In this episode of Lights, Camera, No, Whitney, Eric, and Lauren take a closer look at the movie Chernobyl Diaries. Any movie where people tour a nuclear disaster site for funsies cannot be filled with any good decisions. Listen now to find out all the terrible choices every single character makes in this 2012 horror flick.

In this episode of Lights, Camera, No, Whitney, Eric, and Lauren take a closer look at the movie Chernobyl Diaries. Any movie where people tour a nuclear disaster site for funsies cannot be filled with any good decisions. Listen now to find out all the terrible choices every single character makes in this 2012 horror flick.

Chernobyl Diaries

This week Whitney, Eric and Lauren take on the second movie in the Final Destination franchise, aptly named Final Destination 2. Our old friend, Death, is back with his ominous wind to let everyone know, "Ya'll about to die an unnecessarily gruesome death." Join them as they discuss how Tim was... um... collected, why the mortician lives in a hobbit cave, and why nobody in this town knows how to drive like a normal person.

This week Whitney, Eric and Lauren take on the second movie in the Final Destination franchise, aptly named Final Destination 2. Our old friend, Death, is back with his ominous wind to let everyone know, "Ya'll about to die an unnecessarily gruesome death." Join them as they discuss how Tim was... um... collected, why the mortician lives in a hobbit cave, and why nobody in this town knows how to drive like a normal person.

Final Destination 2

This week we're joined by two of our favorite podcast hosts, Brian and Ashvin from Horror Movie Club Podcast. (If you haven't listened to their show, you should!) We're talking about the 1998 film, The Faculty, and hoo boy, do we have some opinions on Elijah Woods' character's reading material... Listen to figure out what the heck we mean by that. 

This week we're joined by two of our favorite podcast hosts, Brian and Ashvin from Horror Movie Club Podcast. (If you haven't listened to their show, you should!) We're talking about the 1998 film, The Faculty, and hoo boy, do we have some opinions on Elijah Woods' character's reading material... Listen to figure out what the heck we mean by that.

The Faculty (1998)

This week the gang took a request from one of Lauren's friends, Christian. It was the 2018 film Velocipastor. Eric and Lauren had a jolly good time while Whitney contemplated jumping out of a window or throwing her remote through her tv. Have a listen at their thoughts, won't you?

This week the gang took a request from one of Lauren's friends, Christian. It was the 2018 film Velocipastor. Eric and Lauren had a jolly good time while Whitney contemplated jumping out of a window or throwing her remote through her tv. Have a listen at their thoughts, won't you?

Velocipastor

And we're back! This week we're talking about the 2008 found footage horror film, Cloverfield. We could also alternatively title this episode, Eric Hates Hud, because he does and he is going to tell you ALL about it. Join us as we travel back to 2008 and watch a monster destroy a city...

And we're back! This week we're talking about the 2008 found footage horror film, Cloverfield. We could also alternatively title this episode, Eric Hates Hud, because he does and he is going to tell you ALL about it. Join us as we travel back to 2008 and watch a monster destroy a city...

Cloverfield (2008)

This week we settled in for a sweet movie about a father and his love for his son... In fact, he loved him so much he was fine with him coming back as a zombie. That's right! We watched the original Pet Sematary! Join us as Eric does his best Jud Crandall impression, Lauren professes her love for an evil cat and Whitney gets confused about wendigos, skin walkers, and night crawlers.

This week we settled in for a sweet movie about a father and his love for his son... In fact, he loved him so much he was fine with him coming back as a zombie. That's right! We watched the original Pet Sematary! Join us as Eric does his best Jud Crandall impression, Lauren professes her love for an evil cat and Whitney gets confused about wendigos, skin walkers, and night crawlers.

Pet Sematary (1989)

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