Ranked #1
"Let's say we were arguing with a flat-earther."
"Let's say we were arguing with a flat-earther."
The Penguins got swept. GMJR has takes. We dissect what went wrong, what they can do to improve moving forward and how n... Read more
24 Apr 2019
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1hr 1min
Ranked #2
"I don't like to give credence to vocal morons."
"I don't like to give credence to vocal morons."
Happy birthday, Mike!!! This week was a little delayed because each member of the show was sick at some point this week.... Read more
30 Nov 2018
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48mins
Ranked #3
"I thought you were gonna say you used a WaxVac."
"I thought you were gonna say you used a WaxVac."
Welcome back to Dying Alive. This week we discuss that the Penguins only seem to lose to bad western conference teams, h... Read more
15 Jan 2019
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45mins
Ranked #4
"That’s not analytics, that’s basic statistics."
"That’s not analytics, that’s basic statistics."
Jesse, Mike and Pat talk about the Penguins recent five-game win streak, how it reflects on the team as a whole, injurie... Read more
24 Oct 2019
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1hr 4mins
Ranked #5
"Being wrong can be interesting."
"Being wrong can be interesting."
Due to Mike shooting the Stadium Series, we had a week off, but we're back! We talk Stadium Series, trade deadline, the ... Read more
4 Mar 2019
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52mins
Ranked #6
"You're like Habitat for Hockey."
"You're like Habitat for Hockey."
The Penguins are starting to find their stride in the push to the playoffs. Why is that? We discuss. Have Jared McCann a... Read more
14 Mar 2019
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1hr 1min
Ranked #7
Every now and then someone gets absolutely crushed in the ‘nards.
Every now and then someone gets absolutely crushed in the ‘nards.
Jesse, Mike, and Pat talk about Jake Guentzel being hurt, Crosby’s imminent return, how the NHL constantly hires the sam... Read more
8 Jan 2020
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1hr 1min
Ranked #8
Can we have a debate right out of the gate?
Can we have a debate right out of the gate?
Before the Christmas holiday, Pat, Jesse, and Mike talk about how good John Marino is, what to do about the goalies, whe... Read more
24 Dec 2019
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1hr 6mins
Ranked #9
We'll do an interview after 500
We'll do an interview after 500
The whole crew is back. We talk about Bryan Rust being elite, a potential goaltender controversy that isn't, how Sulliva... Read more
19 Dec 2019
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59mins
Ranked #10
“It’s the equivalent of 137 sinkholes.”
“It’s the equivalent of 137 sinkholes.”
Jesse, Mike, and Pat talk about Crosby's injury and the implications it could have on the season, why the Pens have deci... Read more
14 Nov 2019
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1hr 2mins
Ranked #11
“Take two Advil, put some ice on it, you’ll be alright.”
“Take two Advil, put some ice on it, you’ll be alright.”
Pat and Jesse discuss the week that was, how good the Penguins penalty kill has been through the first quarter of the se... Read more
22 Nov 2019
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45mins
Ranked #12
The 2010s: Penguins All-Decade Team
The 2010s: Penguins All-Decade Team
Happy new decade! Dying Alive, featuring Pat Damp of the Pensblog and Jesse Marshall of The Athletic Pittsburgh give out... Read more
27 Nov 2019
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36mins
Ranked #13
"If you think you got me, you're dumb."
"If you think you got me, you're dumb."
...and we're back! The Penguins traded Phil Kessel. Why is Jim Rutherford doing what he is doing? Is Tanev worth six ye... Read more
2 Jul 2019
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1hr 7mins
Ranked #14
"We may be Stanley Cup champions, but we're still the Penguins."
"We may be Stanley Cup champions, but we're still the Penguins."
The Penguins have had a Jekyll & Hyde start to the 2019-2020 campaign so we discuss that, everyone getting hurt (aga... Read more
8 Oct 2019
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59mins
Ranked #15
Hey, cut out the booze and the cigarettes and get to work
Hey, cut out the booze and the cigarettes and get to work
Pat and Mike go at it alone this week with Jesse on the shelf. The boys talk about the two weeks that were, preserving t... Read more
11 Dec 2019
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47mins
Ranked #16
“Maybe it’s Erik Estrada, you don’t know.”
“Maybe it’s Erik Estrada, you don’t know.”
The whole squad is back. Jesse returns from his Olive Garden adventure to talk Penguins, the NHL and more. We discuss tr... Read more
1 Oct 2019
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1hr
Ranked #17
"I prefer to be ambivalent about everything."
"I prefer to be ambivalent about everything."
Has the fragile ecosystem that is the Pittsburgh Penguins been disturbed? Is this all for naught?! We discuss the week t... Read more
14 Dec 2018
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49mins
Ranked #18
“The adults in the room refuse to be adults.”
“The adults in the room refuse to be adults.”
After taking a week off, we're back! We discuss the Pens trade rumors, the Stanley Cup Playoffs so far, Premier League a... Read more
9 May 2019
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1hr 17mins
Ranked #19
"Are you pleading the fifth on beers?"
"Are you pleading the fifth on beers?"
Ten episodes! After a short break, we return to discuss the Pens win over Arizona, Tom Wilson's reduction, what the Pens... Read more
14 Nov 2018
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51mins
Ranked #20
And there I was dumping laundry detergent into a cup!
And there I was dumping laundry detergent into a cup!
Jesse, Mike, and Pat talk about the Penguins going into the All-Star break, Bronx cheers, a story from Jesse’s 8th grade... Read more
26 Jan 2020
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1hr 5mins